turbot vs meet your masters (2451 views)

fi Swanidius
fi Webe
fi vokki
fr kazim
pl promen
nl GiZmO


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
23.07.13 15:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT MARTIKAINEN 66 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT VOKKI 6 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT MARTIKAINEN 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT VOKKI 13 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT VOKKI 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT MARTIKAINEN 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT MARTIKAINEN 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT MARTIKAINEN 182 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURBOT VOKKI 267 damage per frag
What objective? #mYm.GiZmOoO 414 XP
Red Shirt #mYm.promen 79 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? #mYm.promen 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore #mYm.GiZmOoO 189 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut #mYm.kazim 3 team kills
Gingerbread man #mYm.kazim 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT VOKKI75355445913001097589750690/03/636/415/222216568
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN1054036663500121210511346540/03/354/469/218318055
Bruce Wayne613364879700179535100291700/02/343/513/8199127312
ne79109415820125003931398311252930/08/3133/5117/820115758
#mYm.promen6332350797111311400120952200/04/241/556/11228151613
#mYm.kazim78321516590320903584631480/04/247/433/117713058
#mYm.GiZmOoO95414616212211310690108401820/05/553/384/617516949
#mYm.78105816220628354631125313985500/013/5141/3813/6193150510
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI1101242119800538463382360/01/018/132/1DDD/KKDKKD/KKKKKDKKDK/KKKKK/DK/KDDDDKDKD
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN1131472623100544913818180/01/023/172/1KKDKDDK/DKDD/KKK/KKKKKDDDKKDDKKDKKDK/KK/KDDDKKDKD
Bruce Wayne951022021400636853418540/02/016/142/1K/KKD/KDKK/KKD/KDKKDDKDKK/DKKKDKDKDDDK/DD
ne106373676313001612022106181080/04/057/446/3
#mYm.promen481101429310536844304580/00/013/201/4KDKD//DDDD/DDDDDKKDD/KDDDKKDDKDKDDDKKSK/DDKK
#mYm.kazim4283122840063136352400/00/111/211/0DDDDDKD/DDDDDDKK/KDDKDKDDD/KDK/KDKKDK/D/
#mYm.GiZmOoO721302129520637984194180/00/320/161/2DKDKKKSKDKDKKSKDKK//DK/DDK/KDDDDDDDDDK/KDDKK/DKKKD
#mYm.5432347861230171061812022760/00/444/573/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI501001122300428323698150/01/310/150/0KD/KDDDKDDK/D/DDKD/DDKDKDKKDDDDKK
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN721281622400438734152180/01/112/163/1KDKDD/DDKDDKDK/DDKKKKDKD/DDKDKDKKKDKD/
Bruce Wayne37120133510053176364700/00/112/251/4DDKDDKKDKDKDK/DKD/DDKDDD/D/D/DDDDKDKDKDDKDDDDDDK
ne53348407980013988111497330/02/534/564/5
#mYm.promen7011819272015455643741220/00/217/173/4DD/KKDDDK/DKKKK//KDDKDKDD/KKDDKTKXDKDDDDKKDDKDKD
#mYm.kazim1411392417402932722156980/02/123/81/0DKTKK/KK/DKK/KDD/KKK/DK/DK/K/KKXTKKKKKDKK/KD
#mYm.GiZmOoO1351532317301736693351560/04/018/112/1KKK/XD/KK/KD/DK/DK/KKDKKKDK/KKTXKDKKKKDKDKD
#mYm.1154106661904211149798812760/06/358/366/5
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI2764311100112941240180/01/11/91/0KDDDDDD/DDKKDD
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN14458139000217471638180/01/09/73/0KK/KKDKKKDDDDKKK/DDKKK
Bruce Wayne5455611100214331552630/00/16/60/2DKDKDDDKDK/KKDD/D
ne751772231200544744430990/02/216/224/2
#mYm.promen6645812100314781656400/00/07/71/2DKK/DDDD/KK/KDKDDKKD
#mYm.kazim7246811100513951270360/01/06/51/1KKKDD/K/K/K//DDDKDK
#mYm.GiZmOoO1427410720001557154800/01/29/40/1KDKDKDKKKKDDDKKKD
#mYm.931652630400844304474760/02/222/162/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI128679710001786143000/00/27/42/1KKKDKDDDKKDKKKDD
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN1227011900011994173800/00/210/61/0KKKDDKKKDDDKKDKK/DKD
Bruce Wayne7559912100412411412530/00/19/60/1KKD/KK/DDDKKD/KK/DKDD
ne1081962928200550214580530/00/526/163/2
#mYm.promen815091110001682176100/04/04/111/1DDDDDKKKKKKDKDXDDKDKD
#mYm.kazim775379001012321513140/01/07/90/0DKDDKDDKKDTDDKKDK
#mYm.GiZmOoO7757792000166617471080/00/06/71/2DDKKDDKDKDDKDDKK
#mYm.7816023293010458050211220/05/017/272/3

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Player Chats
#mYm.promen [Warmup]: rdy
#mYm.GiZmOoO [11:05]: xDD
[9:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
#mYm.kazim [7:26]: wp serv
[6:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Bruce Wayne [3:15]: xDDDD
Bruce Wayne [3:14]: xDDDDDd
#mYm.GiZmOoO [3:13]: xDD
Bruce Wayne [3:12]: XDDD
[2:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:36]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
#mYm.kazim [1:09]: [18:50] <lumppis> if it stops
#mYm.kazim [1:09]: [18:50] <lumppis> maybe it never stops
#mYm.kazim [0:48]: rly good serv
#mYm.kazim [0:42]: fucking webe
TURBOT VOKKI [0:21]: whats the problem?
Bruce Wayne [0:19]: 33 acc indeed bad server
#mYm.promen [0:13]: 30
#mYm.promen [0:12]: here
#mYm.promen [0:10]: 50 always
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
TURBOT VOKKI [Intermission]: yeah, it would be better that we all 3 have 100ping and you 50
#mYm.promen [Intermission]: v51
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: on those ger servers
Bruce Wayne [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: :D
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN [Warmup]: tell them vokki
[9:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:31]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Bruce Wayne [5:39]: I'm Batman
[5:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[3:22]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN [Intermission]: U should cry a bit about the server now
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN [Intermission]: gg server :[[[[
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: on german server izi attack
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN [Warmup]: this server lags when u are about to lose
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN [Warmup]: fucking shit server
#mYm.kazim [Warmup]: he is shit again low fintard
[11:24]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:22]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:52]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
Bruce Wayne [10:03]: xD
[9:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:16]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:00]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN [7:40]: gg server
Bruce Wayne [6:47]: vokki dumb fuck
[6:37]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:22
Bruce Wayne [Intermission]: "emmä ollu windowsissa"
#mYm.kazim [Intermission]: fdp suce ma bite
Bruce Wayne [Warmup]: I'm Batman
#mYm.kazim [4:04]: low
Bruce Wayne [3:01]: aha
Bruce Wayne [2:43]: u need engi :P
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN [2:34]: GUYS u gonna lose
Bruce Wayne [2:33]: fragmovie
TURBOT MARTIKAINEN [2:31]: if u keep going 3medics
[2:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:28]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
#mYm.GiZmOoO [2:27]: got it
#mYm.GiZmOoO [2:26]: :D
[2:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:41]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
#mYm.kazim [0:52]: look
#mYm.kazim [0:48]: ddos
TURBOT VOKKI [0:21]: he is late
TURBOT VOKKI [0:14]: the ddosser
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:22)
[Intermission]: #mYm.promen disconnected
#mYm.kazim [Intermission]: to good serv
#mYm.kazim [Intermission]: low
[Intermission]: Bruce Wayne disconnected
#mYm.kazim [Intermission]: fintard
#mYm.GiZmOoO [Intermission]: gg bb
[Intermission]: #mYm.kazim disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT MARTIKAINEN disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.