Why So Serious? vs Pornstars (3651 views)

ca RaNA!
us ipod
us myles
us hobbit
us vein
ca A|G


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
25.07.13 03:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth vein@pornst*r 70 kills
Killing Spree hobbit@pornst*r 5 frags without being killed
Accountant hobbit@pornst*r 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wss? ipod! 20 gibs
...and stay dead! wss drAke! 43% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning vein@pornst*r 64 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! wss? ipod! 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer hobbit@pornst*r 193 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wss drAke! 383 damage per frag
What objective? vein@pornst*r 450 XP
Red Shirt wss? RaNA! 88 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Pornstar.A|G 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hobbit@pornst*r 170 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut vein@pornst*r 5 team kills
Gingerbread man vein@pornst*r 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wss? RaNA!5536248889042310987119214590/02/247/603/622913547
wss drAke!33300288412022910382130991920/01/223/536/3371156212
wss? ipod!83381678120022613200112384160/01/460/508/219713945
wss571043143253410878345693625810670/04/4130/5017/226614338
hobbit@pornst*r97389616316012311247103701760/04/253/355/818416557
vein@pornst*r91450707715053213120105255060/05/264/405/518713747
Pornstar.A|G54324448116122411576132462200/00/143/523/6263162313
Pornst79116317522147187935943341419020/09/1160/5213/621115549
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wss? RaNA!60791525300930163386230/02/012/151/2/KD/K/KDDK/K/KDD/DKKKDK/DDDDDKDDXDKDKK/K/
wss drAke!24626253011229673808670/00/06/121/1/DK///DDDKD/DDKD/DK/D/DK/T//D/KD
wss? ipod!1451412920900848693029360/01/022/116/1DKDKK/KK/DKDKK/KDKDKK/KDDKKKKDK/KKK/KKK/KK/KDKDKD
wss76282507015012910852102231260/03/040/388/4
hobbit@pornst*r85971720300729033363590/00/116/101/5//KKDKXDKK/KKDKD///KDDKK/KDKKXKDKDDDKDDX
vein@pornst*r5613914252029420132212810/00/112/134/3XD/TDDKDKDDKKKKD//K/DDD/DDT/KKDDK//KKDK/KD
Pornstar.A|G388910265025311942681480/00/110/172/3/KTDD/DKDDDDKKD/DK/KDDDK/DKDDDDKDDDDTK
Pornst60325417110042110223108524880/00/338/407/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wss? RaNA!291188271036301132572710/00/011/200/2DDTDD//DKDDDXDD/D/DDTD/DDKKDDTKDKDDK/KK
wss drAke!239862620072593409400/00/06/180/2DDD/DD///DDDKDDD/DDDDK/XDKDKDKDK/
wss? ipod!578115262015358134631540/00/214/212/0DDKXDKKK/KK/DDKTK/KDDKDDDXDDDKDD/DKDDDDK/KDK
wss362972979504189185108144250/00/231/592/4
hobbit@pornst*r9494181940083132278200/01/014/123/1/KK/K/K/DKDKKK/KDK/DKKK/KKXKKDXDKDDD/DD
vein@pornst*r127157282260214394426291480/01/028/81/0/K/K/KD/KDKK/DD/KKK/KK/KK//TK/K/KTKKKD/KKK/KKDKKDKKD
Pornstar.A|G629915245001437383774540/00/015/90/1KK/KK/DK/DKD//DK/KK///K/K/KD/DK/KDKDD/D
Pornst9435061651502361081491852020/02/057/294/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wss? RaNA!1161062118301531582749710/00/220/112/1KDDK/DDD/KKTKDKKKKDK/KDKKDKKXKKKKDDK/D/KD
wss drAke!559010187018298529241070/01/16/114/0D/KDK/DDKXKKD//KK/X/T/DDKKDD/KD
wss? ipod!939514155015240120522080/00/115/80/0DDKKDKDDDKK/DKKKTK/DK/D/KDKKK/
wss882914551150318854477253860/01/441/306/1
hobbit@pornst*r55801018201427083027630/02/19/110/2/DK/D/TKDDKDKDK/DKDDDKKDKDKDD
vein@pornst*r100641616101523482245410/03/113/90/2KK/KK/DKK/KK/KTX/KDDDDKDDKDKDKDKKD
Pornstar.A|G3362721200126693272180/00/07/200/1KD/DKDDKXKDDDDDDDDDDDDDKDKDDK
Pornst63206335550210772585441220/05/229/400/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wss? RaNA!2259418200318022529940/00/04/140/1DD//KDDDDDK/DDDKDDKDDD
wss drAke!4050615000218372273180/00/15/121/0DDK//KDDKDDKDDDDDKDDK
wss? ipod!4564920400823492694180/00/19/100/1//K/DDKKDKDDK///KDDK/KD/DKDDD
wss36173195360013598874961300/00/218/361/2
hobbit@pornst*r266118166700425041198540/01/014/21/0KKKKDK/K/KKK/K/KKKKDKK
vein@pornst*r85901214600426272430360/01/011/100/0KKDDDDK/DDKKKDKKKDDK/K/K/D
Pornstar.A|G12074121041042050193200/00/011/61/1/SDKKKDDK/DK/KDKK/KDDKKK
Pornst157282403017101271815560900/02/036/182/1

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Player Chats
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[9:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:04]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:02]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:21]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
Pornstar.A|G [4:24]: xD
[3:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:17]: The Allied Truck is in position!
wss drAke! [3:04]: turn your hacks down
[1:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
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wss? RaNA! [Countdown]: unhit! :D
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Pornstar.A|G [11:27]: xD
[10:00]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:10]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
wss drAke! [6:00]: aim at all time low -_-
Pornstar.A|G [4:04]: xD
wss? RaNA! [2:57]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
wss drAke! [Intermission]: vein carry too strong :D
Pornstar.A|G [Intermission]: not better than ipod's
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[11:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:10]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:36]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:36]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:12]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:11]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:10]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:58]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:58]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:11]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Pornstar.A|G [6:36]: xD
Pornstar.A|G [6:35]: xD
[6:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:26]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:26]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:54]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:29]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:29]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:30
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Pornstar.A|G [Warmup]: sec
wss drAke! [Warmup]: RUP
wss? ipod! [Warmup]: r up friends
Pornstar.A|G [Countdown]: guta
Pornstar.A|G [Countdown]: sala
wss? ipod! [Countdown]: shoutout to ryan <3
Pornstar.A|G [Countdown]: kamina
wss? ipod! [Countdown]: and cruses if ur there
Pornstar.A|G [Countdown]: madr chaud
wss? ipod! [Countdown]: xd
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[8:45]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[8:45]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[7:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:37]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:37]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:33]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:41]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:03]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:36]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
wss drAke! [0:17]: gg
wss? ipod! [0:15]: gg
[0:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
hobbit@pornst*r [0:01]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:30)
vein@pornst*r [Intermission]: GGS
vein@pornst*r [Intermission]: wp
Pornstar.A|G [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: wss? ipod! disconnected
[Intermission]: wss? RaNA! disconnected
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[Intermission]: wss drAke! disconnected
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These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.