as fuck vs theniggateam (2257 views)

nl rat
nl jesse
ee Mexor
fi LORDI


CB ET 2on2 Ladder
#clanbase.et
26.07.13 18:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth FRESHASFUCK 55 kills
Killing Spree FRESHASFUCK 8 frags without being killed
Accountant FRESHASFUCK 117% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wda lordi 8 gibs
...and stay dead! wda lordi 20% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning FRESHASFUCK 51 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LOUDASFUCK 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wda mexor 93 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wda lordi 235 damage per frag
What objective? LOUDASFUCK 351 XP
Red Shirt wda mexor 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wda mexor 20 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore FRESHASFUCK 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut FRESHASFUCK 4 team kills
Gingerbread man LOUDASFUCK 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
FRESHASFUCK117348554750415841084182030/03/551/245/415317985
LOUDASFUCK8235145558011983906702100/01/238/357/3186122412
ASFUCK9869910010213053416800151202130/04/289/3512/317015169
wda mexor371612465100124120431500/03/120/514/717266520
wda lordi77295415380012815286361280/03/236/352/419916339
wda 55456651189002412272129511280/06/256/356/4186115415
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK44404900239471400380/01/14/41/1TDDKDDKKK//DDT/
LOUDASFUCK66506930021146106200/00/16/70/1DXDDDKDKDD/KK/KKX
ASFUCK55901018302520932462380/01/210/111/2
wda mexor11647760001124696300/02/14/41/0K/KKKKKDDKDDD
wda lordi100496610011216113000/00/06/50/0KDKKDKD/KDKD
wda 10896131210022462209300/02/110/91/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK30075155202217301178890/01/014/32/0KDTKDKKKKKKKK/KKK/TKKD
LOUDASFUCK160448520021595118800/00/07/51/0KKKDKX/KD/KKXDK
ASFUCK2301192310402433252366890/01/021/83/0
wda mexor021070001084800/00/03/120/0DDDDKDDKDDDDDD/K
wda lordi2518312100111301514400/00/13/70/3D/KKDDDDDDDDDKD
wda 1339319100211302362400/00/16/190/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK721001318100422573151180/01/311/111/1DK/KKDKDK/DKKDD/KKDDXDDKDDDKK/KD
LOUDASFUCK431091023001628522702100/01/19/141/2D//DDDDDDDDDK/DKKDKK/D/KTDKKDKDD/K
ASFUCK5820923411011051095853280/02/420/252/3
wda mexor7193152110062874250400/01/011/133/2DKDDKKKKKDKDKDDDDD/K//K/KK/DDKDK/DDK
wda lordi941061617400929792605520/02/114/70/0KK/KK/KKDKKDK/K/DD/KD/K/DKK/K/KDD
wda 8319931385001558535109520/03/125/203/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK1531332315200634762689580/00/122/61/2K/KDKKKKKKKKKDKKDKDKK/DDK/KDKK//KKDKD/
LOUDASFUCK116148211830092797175000/00/016/95/0KKDK/KK/KKD/K/KKDDK/KK/KKD/KK/K/DDKDKKD
ASFUCK13528144335001562734439580/00/138/156/2
wda mexor6023100040000/00/02/220/5DDKDD/DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD/DK/DD/DDDDD
wda lordi881221618200128273387360/01/013/162/1DD/KDKDDDDKKDKKKDDKDKDDKKKDKDKDDKK
wda 471221849200528273387360/01/015/382/6

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Player Chats
wda lordi [Countdown]: gl hf
LOUDASFUCK [Countdown]: fun
wda lordi [Countdown]: shoutout to sungis mother
[9:58]: Allies team locked from spectators by FRESHASFUCK
[7:21]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:02]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:51]: Main blast door opening!
[5:46]: Main blast door closing!
wda lordi [5:38]: i did 3hs with pistol
wda lordi [5:37]: and u alvie
[5:29]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:30
LOUDASFUCK [Intermission]: mexor lag made us win
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: ur mate lagged out
wda lordi [Intermission]: xD
wda lordi [Warmup]: ye i see
wda mexor [Warmup]: this unfair..
wda lordi [Warmup]: when did he lag out >D
wda lordi [Warmup]: did u win because of it_
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: shit happends :p
wda mexor [Warmup]: this unfair m8
wda mexor [Warmup]: :S
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: well i could've killed you both but it was a big advantage.. shit happens
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: at least it made us more easy
wda mexor [Warmup]: no i had ammo
wda mexor [Warmup]: he didnt
wda mexor [Warmup]: ..
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: jup
wda mexor [Warmup]: so i coudlve killed you i had crosshair on u lol
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: same here
wda mexor [Warmup]: no u was aiming lordi
wda mexor [Warmup]: the luger guy
LOUDASFUCK [Countdown]: oke w/e
wda lordi [Countdown]: :D
wda lordi [2:42]: wat
wda lordi [1:38]: gg
wda lordi [0:03]: bot
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:30)
LOUDASFUCK [Intermission]: :D
wda lordi [Intermission]: what map u took
LOUDASFUCK [Intermission]: gold
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: goldrush
wda lordi [Intermission]: nice bs. i think it was ufo
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: XD
[11:58]: Allies team locked from spectators by FRESHASFUCK
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wda lordi [11:19]: :D
wda lordi [8:13]: gg
[8:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:08]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
wda lordi [7:04]: :D
[6:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
wda lordi [4:29]: :D
[3:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
wda lordi [1:24]: gg
[0:58]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:01
[10:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wda lordi [9:23]: :D
wda lordi [8:52]: LOL
wda lordi [8:52]: this guy
FRESHASFUCK [8:49]: '~' '~----'
FRESHASFUCK [8:49]: // \ |_./
FRESHASFUCK [8:49]: `+'( ( \ )
FRESHASFUCK [8:49]: \ / \,
FRESHASFUCK [8:49]: (o o)\//,
FRESHASFUCK [8:49]: (\,;,/)
LOUDASFUCK [8:49]: :D
wda lordi [8:45]: reported to ESL
wda lordi [8:27]: wat
wda lordi [7:51]: how u keep shooting through t hings and bodies
wda lordi [7:50]: :/
wda lordi [6:37]: soz4ownage
[6:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
wda lordi [6:34]: :D
[6:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
wda lordi [6:13]: u keep sghooting through things
wda lordi [6:11]: :/
[6:05]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:21]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
wda lordi [5:18]: soz4ownage
wda lordi [5:18]: soz4ownage
wda lordi [5:17]: soz4ownage
wda lordi [5:17]: u mirin'
wda lordi [5:07]: that was hilarious
[4:51]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:37]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
wda lordi [4:30]: :D
[4:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
wda lordi [4:13]: :D
FRESHASFUCK [4:11]: \ / \,
FRESHASFUCK [4:11]: `+'( ( \ )
FRESHASFUCK [4:11]: // \ |_./
FRESHASFUCK [4:11]: '~' '~----'
FRESHASFUCK [4:11]: (\,;,/)
FRESHASFUCK [4:11]: (o o)\//,
[3:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:50]: The Tank has been damaged!
wda lordi [2:39]: xD
wda lordi [2:36]: good camo
[2:21]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[2:12]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
wda lordi [1:32]: tjis ca,å _D
wda lordi [1:31]: :D
wda lordi [1:30]: camp*
[1:29]: wda mexor disconnected
FRESHASFUCK [1:28]: // \ |_./
FRESHASFUCK [1:28]: '~' '~----'
FRESHASFUCK [1:28]: `+'( ( \ )
FRESHASFUCK [1:28]: \ / \,
FRESHASFUCK [1:28]: (\,;,/)
FRESHASFUCK [1:28]: (o o)\//,
LOUDASFUCK [1:24]: welcome to EY
LOUDASFUCK [1:23]: ET
wda lordi [1:19]: ye :ÖP
wda lordi [1:14]: but just unpredictable for me
LOUDASFUCK [1:08]: :)
wda lordi [0:59]: remember playing vs u guys with sungi
wda lordi [0:57]: always good challenge
LOUDASFUCK [0:56]: ye
wda lordi [0:51]: + m,aycjes
wda lordi [0:50]: matches
wda lordi [0:24]: wh activated
wda lordi [0:19]: soz4ownage
LOUDASFUCK [0:19]: xD
wda lordi [0:08]: :D
wda lordi [0:05]: u mirin'
LOUDASFUCK [0:03]: xdd
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:01)
wda lordi [Intermission]: gg wp cya
LOUDASFUCK [Intermission]: ggs mate
[Intermission]: wda lordi disconnected

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