we smile u cry vs meet your masters (2240 views)

nl xPERIA
nl rezhni
fi webe
fr kaZim
ee Mexor
fi LORDI

#mAlibu.et 3v3 OneDayCup
Semi-Final
26.07.13 20:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Adolf The Gre 50 kills
Killing Spree :) xpr :'( 7 frags without being killed
Accountant :) xpr :'( 114% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wonderboy 8 gibs
...and stay dead! wonderboy 19% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning :) xpr :'( 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Adolf The Gre 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wonderboy 158 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wda mexor 277 damage per frag
What objective? :) xpr :'( 318 XP
Red Shirt wda mexor 68 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wda mexor 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore wonderboy 217 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut :) ahaaauw :'< 2 team kills
Gingerbread man wda mexor 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
:) xpr :'(11431848423011183316036691/04/141/272/217414474
:) ahaaauw :'<95221383862211721863881030/02/234/234/319016044
Adolf The Gre10627850477028102007760900/15/339/368/220416555
Adolf The Gre10581713612716253025749201842621/111/3114/3614/218915654
HORsEpENIS441712455100648017525541/02/720/371/520013749
wda mexor43210296830019742682381440/12/224/432/3256121314
wonderboy9025143488011069198408780/02/240/322/416117535
wonderboy566329617112013519146241712761/06/284/325/420614439
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
:) xpr :'(1251854000077367200/01/04/40/0KDKKKDKDD
:) ahaaauw :'<331213020125833400/00/01/10/0S/SDK
Adolf The Gre331613000146237800/11/00/10/0/DKD
Adolf The Gre644671002021493138400/12/05/60/0
HORsEpENIS662823000146441301/00/11/10/0K/DDK
wda mexor403425000159267400/00/12/30/0DD/KKDD
wonderboy3002931000032840600/00/03/10/0KDKK
wonderboy135917900021384149301/00/26/50/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
:) xpr :'(66696900031529105900/01/05/50/1DK//DDK/DDDKKKK
:) ahaaauw :'<773979001216271749670/00/16/62/0DKDDK/KDKDTDK/DKK
Adolf The Gre804081020021933176300/01/06/81/1D/DKDKDKKDKXDDK/KDK
Adolf The Gre741482128201750894571670/02/117/193/2
HORsEpENIS4046410000214691855360/00/24/60/0KD/DDKKDDK/DDD
wda mexor774079000313841625360/01/06/50/1K/K//KDKDDKDKDKD
wonderboy1115610920021718160900/00/09/61/1KDKKKDKKDKK/K/DDKDD
wonderboy761422128200745715089720/01/219/171/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
:) xpr :'(300931550002231989701/00/013/31/0/KKDKKKKKKDKKKKKK/KD
:) ahaaauw :'<57384710129801125150/00/05/50/1DKDKXDTK//DKD
Adolf The Gre884889101418711359460/01/08/60/0K/DDTDKX//KDKK/KDKK
Adolf The Gre1481792721202851703381611/01/026/141/1
HORsEpENIS4526511100112481779180/00/14/81/2XK/DKDKDDKDDDDDKD
wda mexor3336412100312801694540/10/04/80/0/KDDDD/KDDK/DDKD
wonderboy362641120138531697600/00/04/81/0DKTDKDDKD//D/DKD
wonderboy388813344017338151701320/10/112/242/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
:) xpr :'(111821917301527082517690/02/017/101/1DDKKDKDK/KKKKDDK/KKDK/DKKDK/KKDK/KDTD
:) ahaaauw :'<130841713200529912178180/01/115/61/2DK/KDKKK/KK/KD/KKKDK/KKDKDKKXDD
Adolf The Gre1781152514201141172954440/02/120/124/1DKDKKDKK/KKDKKDKKKKDKDKKKKDDKDKDTDKKKXKKD
Adolf The Gre140281614470211981676491310/05/252/286/4
HORsEpENIS227152200011620347800/00/25/170/2/KDDDDDDKDDDDDDDDDKDDDDKDDK
wda mexor377113352001131803065360/00/110/232/0K//DKK/D/KK/DDKDDDDDKD//DD//DDDDDDDK/KDDKKK/KDDD
wonderboy78971519300328493273180/02/213/120/2/KKDDDKDDDDKDDK/KK/KKDKKDKDDDDKKKD
wonderboy4623933765001576499816540/02/528/522/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
:) xpr :'(4256370001100289100/00/12/50/0KDDKDDDK/D
:) ahaaauw :'<150489630011362100230/01/07/51/0DDKKDKKDKKKKDK/
Adolf The Gre725981120001817130600/00/25/93/0KKDDKDKDDDKDDDDKDKK
Adolf The Gre88163202450024181319930/01/314/194/0
HORsEpENIS8808900010000/02/16/50/1DK/KDDKDKKKKDDDKD
wda mexor42293700019901180180/01/02/40/2DD/DDKKKDD
wonderboy1374311810021171142300/00/011/50/1/KK/KKDKKKDKKDDDKKD
wonderboy89722224100421612603180/03/119/140/4

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Player Chats
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[11:52]: wonderboycalled a vote.
[11:50]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:14]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[11:07]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[9:23]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:38
wonderboy [Intermission]: gg
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wda mexor [Warmup]: :D
wda mexor [Warmup]: :D
wonderboy [Warmup]: u forfeit map?
:) xpr :'( [Warmup]: next map
wonderboy [Warmup]: kk vote
wda mexor [Warmup]: 1 map only?
wonderboy [Warmup]: webe is shit in this map
wonderboy [Warmup]: so easy gg
Adolf The Gre [Countdown]: we put our gameface on
wonderboy [Countdown]: ah ok
Adolf The Gre [Countdown]: 4-2 easy for us we will set score on gtv
wonderboy [Countdown]: :D
wonderboy [Countdown]: :D
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wonderboy [9:09]: :D
wonderboy [8:39]: :D
wonderboy [8:32]: wh
wonderboy [8:29]: jk
wonderboy [8:27]: kk
[8:25]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:08]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wonderboy [7:18]: soz4ownage
[6:40]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:10]: Axis have returned the objective!
wonderboy [6:07]: :D
[5:39]: Main blast door opening!
[5:34]: Main blast door closing!
[5:30]: Main blast door opening!
wonderboy [5:25]: :D
[5:23]: Main blast door closing!
[5:17]: Main blast door opening!
[5:02]: Main blast door closing!
wonderboy [4:48]: gg
[4:47]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:12
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wonderboy [4:07]: xD
[2:12]: The Doors are opening!!
wonderboy [0:16]: ggw
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:12)
HORsEpENIS [Intermission]: gg xperia
Adolf The Gre [Intermission]: lordi lowest dmg in adler
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wda mexor [Warmup]: xd
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: xD
HORsEpENIS [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: kaZim
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HORsEpENIS [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: is to much bro
wonderboy [Warmup]: ye
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: :D
wonderboy [Warmup]: soz4ownage
wonderboy [Warmup]: u mirin'
wonderboy [Warmup]: soz4ownage
wonderboy [Warmup]: u mirin'
wonderboy [Warmup]: soz4ownage
wonderboy [Warmup]: soz4ownage
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: its good
HORsEpENIS [Warmup]: lol u mad???
Adolf The Gre [Warmup]: History of ET: Webe and LORDI has played 58 games against each other, which Webe won 58 and LORDI won 0.
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: xd
wonderboy [Warmup]: XD
wonderboy [Warmup]: ofc
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: :D:D:D:D:D
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: :D:D:D:D:D
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: :D:D:D:D:D
Adolf The Gre [Warmup]: owned?
wonderboy [Warmup]: soz4ownage
Adolf The Gre [Warmup]: fucking nerd lordi
wonderboy [Warmup]: gotta bind it bro
Adolf The Gre [Warmup]: ugly asscunt with long hair and cameltits
[!]kAPOT[!] [Warmup]: maybe 58-1 incoming
wda mexor [Warmup]: RUP UR TITS
wonderboy [Warmup]: says aids infected wiener face camel farmer
HORsEpENIS [Countdown]: GL HF
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wonderboy [11:21]: :D
wonderboy [11:19]: soz4ownage
[11:17]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
wonderboy [10:54]: :D
wonderboy [10:19]: wat 3hs this is sick
HORsEpENIS [10:06]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
wonderboy [9:53]: :D
wonderboy [9:07]: :D
HORsEpENIS [9:05]: gg lag
wonderboy [8:53]: hi
[8:25]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
wonderboy [7:55]: sup
[7:55]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:55]: FIGHT!
[6:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
HORsEpENIS [6:10]: drly
wonderboy [5:29]: xD
HORsEpENIS [4:29]: ...
wda mexor [4:12]: ofc u fell down by purpose
wda mexor [4:11]: :DD
wonderboy [3:58]: wh:/
[3:10]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:10]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
HORsEpENIS [2:50]: o;lg
[2:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
wonderboy [2:38]: soz4ownage
[2:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
wonderboy [2:11]: gg
[2:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:11]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:48
HORsEpENIS [Intermission]: dqt nqde
wda mexor [Intermission]: omg
wda mexor [Intermission]: why this so hard
[Intermission]: [!]kAPOT[!] disconnected
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wonderboy [Warmup]: i tihnk u need jacie to win
wonderboy [Warmup]: please replace wbee for better match
HORsEpENIS [Countdown]: i think i hqve nice ping
Adolf The Gre [Countdown]: Think u got nice inet
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wonderboy [9:45]: soz4ownage
wonderboy [9:44]: u mirin'
[9:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:04]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
HORsEpENIS [8:29]: lolM
wonderboy [8:19]: :D
[7:52]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:52]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
wonderboy [7:51]: hieno yrityks nade takullas
Adolf The Gre [7:45]: en yrittany sita:D
wonderboy [7:40]: sure
[7:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
wonderboy [7:14]: :D
wonderboy [7:13]: LOL
wonderboy [7:07]: U SOHULDS HAVE SENE HOW THE NADE BOMBED
[6:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
wda mexor [6:20]: GG
[6:18]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:12]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:06]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
wonderboy [5:35]: gg
[5:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:32]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
HORsEpENIS [5:22]: full full full
[5:20]: HORsEpENIS disconnected
[5:19]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:19]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:29 (original: 9:48)
[Intermission]: :) xpr :'( disconnected
wonderboy [Intermission]: reported to ESL
wonderboy [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: wonderboy disconnected
[Intermission]: :) ahaaauw :'< disconnected
[Intermission]: wda mexor disconnected
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