ofc ofc vent vent vs immortal technique (2147 views)

pl azpiliqueta
pl promen
fr Faks
be dooppi
nl kARMA
ro Stary
gb mexican


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
31.07.13 18:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth iTech Neymar 66 kills
Killing Spree iTech Neymar 5 frags without being killed
Accountant SPEE|) PROMEN 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SPEE|) PROMEN 16 gibs
...and stay dead! DRUN/< azpilQ 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SPEE|) PROMEN 59 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! iTech Neymar 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer CLEA)( FAKSZH 152 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! iTechnique kARM^ZA 297 damage per frag
What objective? SPEE|) PROMEN 378 XP
Red Shirt iTechnique Stary 66 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? CLEA)( FAKSZH 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore iTech Neymar 170 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut CLEA)( FAKSZH 4 team kills
Gingerbread man iTechnique Stary 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
CLEA)( FAKSZH65301436581411659089422830/02/243/432/1015313547
DRUN/< azpilQ6325940641600118303101821740/02/034/464/920815934
SPEE|) PROMEN11437865561612101065480202300/04/159/404/616414154
SPEE|) PROMEN7993814818540263225547271446870/08/1136/4010/617514545
iTechnique kARM^ZA591081729201842253815350/01/012/185/324913226
iTechnique Stary7734851661300231066887592770/01/042/407/320913335
iTech Neymar112343665891181038896311900/01/458/478/115716356
^DiWHATNACIXEM4414318411026360957681180/00/416/304/220114136
iTech7894215219425144528890279736200/03/4128/3024/220414236
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEA)( FAKSZH40601025002314203119850/00/111/161/5DK/DDDDDDTKDD/KKDKDDD/DKDDKDKKDTDDDKD
DRUN/< azpilQ557610183003205730021380/00/08/122/3DDKDK/DDKDKKDDDK/DK/KDDDKDKD
SPEE|) PROMEN9299121350012881261200/00/110/132/0KKDKKDXKKDKDDKDK/DDDKDKKXDD
SPEE|) PROMEN6223532568027635887332230/00/229/415/8
iTechnique kARM^ZA77871418201531122212350/01/010/104/3KDKKDDT/KDD/K/DDK/KKDKDK/KDDKDKKD
iTechnique Stary828214173006265422082230/01/012/91/2DK/KKKDKDDDKD/KK/KDKKDK/K/D/DKD
iTech Neymar1901182111300329671938540/00/018/93/0KDKKDKXKKKKDKK/DDK/DK/KDKKKKDKKKK
iTech116287494680114873363583120/02/040/288/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEA)( FAKSZH855667101111861114340/00/07/50/2DKTKDK/KDKDXDKD
DRUN/< azpilQ44294940011108153600/00/04/70/1DKDDDDK/DKDKD
SPEE|) PROMEN157671173011177310431450/00/010/52/2KKKKKXKD/KKDDKDKTKDD
SPEE|) PROMEN9515221238023406736931790/00/021/172/5
iTechnique kARM^ZA272131100031113160300/00/02/81/0KDDDKD/D/DKD/D
iTechnique Stary7248811300317591353180/00/05/73/1DDDDKKK//D/DKDKKDKK
iTech Neymar150389620018211111400/00/09/50/0KDKDKKDKDKKK/DK
iTech831072028500736934067580/00/016/204/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEA)( FAKSZH1078215144012238024021460/01/014/101/2DKDDKDK/KDDDKKKDTKKKDDK/KKKKDD
DRUN/< azpilQ76781317400230093008180/00/011/132/4DKDKKDKKK/DKDDKDKK/DXDDKKDKDXDDD
SPEE|) PROMEN1421232014701332002260100/02/019/80/2DKKKDKDKKKKDKK/KKDKDK/DKKD/KDTDKKKD
SPEE|) PROMEN108283484515027858976701740/03/044/313/8
iTechnique Stary85861214500324702226180/00/09/112/0K/KDKKKDKDDDDDK/DDKDKDK/KK
iTech Neymar85871821310132723326360/00/114/184/1K/DDDKDDDXKKKKDDDDKKDKDKDKKKDKSKDKDDKDKD
^DiWHATNACIXEM4050820001219283037330/00/28/151/1K/DDDKDDDKDKTKKDDDDDKDDDDDKD/
iTech702233855811676708589870/00/331/447/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEA)( FAKSZH5043481003407749180/00/04/40/1DD//KDKKDD/K
DRUN/< azpilQ334126200010571158180/01/01/50/1DKDDKDDD
SPEE|) PROMEN11160109100219051295570/00/010/60/1DKDKDKK//DKKKKDKDKD
SPEE|) PROMEN651441623400533693202930/01/015/150/3
iTechnique Stary83405600011455105500/00/04/51/0KKDKK/KDDDD
iTech Neymar150429600011227107600/00/19/50/0K/KKDKDKDKXDKDKK
^DiWHATNACIXEM57124700115201238370/00/03/62/0DDK/DDTDKKKD
iTech97941819001332023369370/00/116/163/0
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEA)( FAKSZH753734100057863800/01/02/40/0DDKDDKK
DRUN/< azpilQ71355730001072147800/00/05/70/0DKDDKDKDDKDK
SPEE|) PROMEN6629460001895810180/01/03/40/1KKDD/KDKDD
SPEE|) PROMEN711011217400125452926180/02/010/150/1
iTechnique Stary6631691008105784500/00/06/10/0KK/K///K//K//KD
iTech Neymar75336800121295990600/00/26/41/0D/KDKDDKK/TKDKD
^DiWHATNACIXEM5039481003574710480/00/03/51/1DDK/K/KDDXK/D
iTech64103162520113292625451080/00/215/102/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEA)( FAKSZH712357110261992000/00/15/40/0KDK/KDS/KKDDD
DRUN/< azpilQ8506700050000/01/05/20/0/DK/K/K/KKK/D
SPEE|) PROMEN11408701020000/01/07/40/0DKK/KSKKKK/KDDD
SPEE|) PROMEN90231921120961992000/02/117/100/0
iTechnique Stary666169100212731072180/00/06/70/0KDDKKDDD//KDKDK
iTech Neymar5025361000806119000/01/02/60/0DDDDDDKKK
^DiWHATNACIXEM334226000058778300/00/22/40/0KDDDDDDK
iTech501281121200226663045180/01/210/170/0

» View plaintext endround stats
Player Chats
CLEA)( FAKSZH [Warmup]: inchallah
CLEA)( FAKSZH [Warmup]: 21:14
CLEA)( FAKSZH [Warmup]: :D
iTechnique kARM^ZA [Warmup]: inshallah
iTechnique kARM^ZA [Warmup]: WHAT:@:d
CLEA)( FAKSZH [Warmup]: the 1st day was 21:35 xd
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: ready !!!
iTechnique kARM^ZA [Warmup]: ours 22:10 or smtn
iTechnique kARM^ZA [Warmup]: azpicunt rup
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: 5mins ago he wrote brb pee
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: now he wrote
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: brb pee
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: wtf
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: forfeit in 4
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: don't have time
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: ill set this gtv 18
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: and lets start
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: now
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: ok ?
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: k
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: no
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: we start now
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: :)
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: in 2mins
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: k
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: forfeit
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: coming
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: i ehar
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: in 2 min we don't start
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: but leave
iTech Neymar [Countdown]: :)
iTechnique kARM^ZA [Countdown]: im going to enjoy the 870 points you have sooo bad
CLEA)( FAKSZH [Countdown]: hf
iTechnique kARM^ZA [Countdown]: :((((
[8:59]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
iTechnique kARM^ZA [8:31]: cancer polak:D
iTechnique kARM^ZA [8:14]: so stupid promen:D
[8:01]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:45]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:42]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:15]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:48]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:14]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:58]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:20]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:54]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:49]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:06]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[0:12]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: ready !!!
iTechnique kARM^ZA [9:30]: rofl
iTechnique kARM^ZA [9:04]: kanke polaks now a days:D
[7:41]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
CLEA)( FAKSZH [7:39]: gg azpliq pushing xdd
iTech Neymar [7:33]: :)
[6:56]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[5:59]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:39]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:34]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:33]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
CLEA)( FAKSZH [4:53]: wp
[4:40]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:20 (original: 10:00)
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: KARMA
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: gtfo out
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: fucking low+
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: wait this karma
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: is whining
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: we replace him
iTechnique kARM^ZA [Warmup]: :D
iTechnique kARM^ZA [Warmup]: gtg faggenoe
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: Leave
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: :/
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: come back
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: and never*
DRUN/< azpilQ [Warmup]: vst no tmie
DRUN/< azpilQ [Warmup]: fast tno tm=imte
DRUN/< azpilQ [Warmup]: time
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: vodka , drugs waiting
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: ready !!!
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: rup seniorita
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: burito
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: pls
^DiWHATNACIXEM [Warmup]: nope
DRUN/< azpilQ [Warmup]: time
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: he doens't
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: rup pls
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: understand
DRUN/< azpilQ [Warmup]: rupo
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: english
DRUN/< azpilQ [Warmup]: no time
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: very good
^DiWHATNACIXEM [Warmup]: nope
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: from mexico etc..
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
iTechnique Stary [Countdown]: sombrero
[11:27]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:57]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:39]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:39]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:24]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[10:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
iTechnique Stary [8:46]: really
iTechnique Stary [8:46]: lol
[8:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:34]: Axis have returned the objective!
[8:34]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:25]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:53]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:37]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
iTechnique Stary [5:29]: wtf
[5:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
iTech Neymar [4:44]: TALIBAN?
[4:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[3:40]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:40]: FIGHT!
[3:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:23]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:02]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:32]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:32]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:27
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: ready !!!
[Countdown]: iTechnique kARMA disconnected
[7:35]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:24]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[6:42]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:42]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:10]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:14]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:14]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:12 (original: 9:27)
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: ready !!!
iTechnique Stary [Warmup]: rup
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: mby he went bed
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: cos @ alk
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: or toilet
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: ;xd
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: go
^DiWHATNACIXEM [Warmup]: stary gone afk
^DiWHATNACIXEM [Warmup]: maybe toilet
^DiWHATNACIXEM [Warmup]: :S
SPEE|) PROMEN [Warmup]: go
^DiWHATNACIXEM [Warmup]: he will ready once he is back
^DiWHATNACIXEM [Warmup]: like now
[11:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:16]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[6:58]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
DRUN/< azpilQ [6:53]: C
[6:44]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:17
iTech Neymar [Intermission]: nice if u know map
iTech Neymar [Intermission]: :)à
DRUN/< azpilQ [Intermission]: WE DONT
iTech Neymar [Intermission]: like I do
iTech Neymar [Intermission]: :p
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: ready !!!
iTech Neymar [Warmup]: ready !!!
[4:34]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[4:31]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:51]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[2:45]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[2:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:22]: DRUN/< azpilQ disconnected
[0:15]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
CLEA)( FAKSZH [0:13]: wp
[Intermission]: SPEE|) PROMEN disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:03 (original: 5:17)
iTech Neymar [Intermission]: izi
^DiWHATNACIXEM [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: iTech Neymar disconnected
[Intermission]: iTechnique Stary disconnected
[Intermission]: CLEA)( FAKSZH disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.