30 seconds to MARS vs as fuck (2336 views)
08.08.13 20:30 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | lEku @MARS | 85 kills |
Killing Spree | INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG | 96% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG | 20 gibs |
...and stay dead! | LOUDASFUCK | 35% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG | 61 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | LOUDASFUCK | 11 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | LOUDASFUCK | 165 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | DROP'DASFUCK | 261 damage per frag |
What objective? | INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG | 514 XP |
Red Shirt | lEku @MARS | 110 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | FRESHASFUCK | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | DROP'DASFUCK | 181 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG | 28 /kills |
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FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: | lets play |
Damon @MARS [Warmup]: | SWANIDIUS IS TAKING A SHIT |
Damon @MARS [Warmup]: | :/ |
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: | oke |
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: | : d |
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: | Shitting for the rest of the year? |
Damon @MARS [Warmup]: | thing so |
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: | forfeit |
DROP'DASFUCK [Warmup]: | RUP |
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: | Ready |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: | shut up! i dont want my anus to explode |
DROP'DASFUCK [Warmup]: | i want it to explode |
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: | (HE DOES) |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[11:05]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:32]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[8:32]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[8:31]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:25]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[8:24]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[8:13]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:02]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
lEku @MARS [8:00]: | dwl,d[pALKWdp[ALW |
[7:59]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[7:55]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [7:55]: | np: A State Of Trance - 625 |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
Damon @MARS [7:55]: | sup? |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
FRESHASFUCK [7:54]: | poon |
Damon @MARS [7:55]: | xD |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
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[7:54]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
lEku @MARS [7:55]: | cmon |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
FRESHASFUCK [7:54]: | almost done |
FRESHASFUCK [7:55]: | i hear |
Damon @MARS [7:55]: | Xd |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
FRESHASFUCK [7:55]: | but i think i will pause one more time |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
LOUDASFUCK [7:55]: | ye |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[7:55]: | FIGHT! |
[7:55]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
Damon @MARS [7:55]: | THE FUCK |
Damon @MARS [7:55]: | comon |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [7:54]: | Yes |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
DROP'DASFUCK [7:54]: | i hate pauses |
[7:55]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
Damon @MARS [7:54]: | tell me about it |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [7:54]: | I love cock |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
DROP'DASFUCK [7:54]: | expected. |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[7:54]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[7:54]: | FIGHT! |
LOUDASFUCK [7:49]: | xd |
[7:49]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[7:44]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:11]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[7:08]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[7:04]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:42]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:35]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[6:35]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:24 |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Intermission]: | Seal of official vittu mitä paskaa kenttä |
LOUDASFUCK [Intermission]: | yes |
DROP'DASFUCK [Intermission]: | wat |
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: | Ready |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
[4:40]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[4:18]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[2:10]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
Damon @MARS [1:29]: | GG |
lEku @MARS [0:47]: | 1min left and bitches still leaning at flagh |
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: | (\,;,/) |
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: | (o o)\//, |
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: | \ / \, |
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: | `+'( ( \ ) |
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: | // \ |_./ |
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: | '~' '~----' |
[0:16]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
FRESHASFUCK [0:00]: | 10 SEC left all sk for ammo |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:24) |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Intermission]: | lets see if u fuckers are delivery only clan |
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: | k |
DROP'DASFUCK [Intermission]: | u took deli |
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: | :D |
[Countdown]: | Damon @MARScalled a vote. |
[Countdown]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: | im batman! |
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: | :D |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: | Ready |
[10:13]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:33]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:31]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[9:25]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:19]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[9:09]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:57]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[8:46]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[8:08]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[7:56]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[7:55]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:18]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: | '~' '~----' |
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: | // \ |_./ |
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: | `+'( ( \ ) |
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: | \ / \, |
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: | (o o)\//, |
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: | (\,;,/) |
[6:55]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[6:43]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[6:19]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:14]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[6:12]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:10]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[4:45]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[2:57]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[1:25]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:34 |
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: | Ready |
[10:10]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
Damon @MARS [1:27]: | GG |
FRESHASFUCK [1:21]: | tails |
LOUDASFUCK [1:18]: | swani i've got to tell you something |
LOUDASFUCK [1:12]: | IM BATMAN! |
[1:05]: | FRESHASFUCKcalled a vote. |
[1:01]: | Vote passed! |
[1:01]: | Coin toss comes up HEADS! |
[1:01]: | Coin toss comes up HEADS! |
Damon @MARS [0:59]: | XD |
FRESHASFUCK [0:58]: | adlernest braundorf erdenberg_T1 beach ice ufo frostbite deli supply goldrush |
FRESHASFUCK [0:51]: | adlernest braundorf erdenberg_T1 beach ice ufo frostbite supply |
FRESHASFUCK [0:44]: | fast please |
FRESHASFUCK [0:42]: | not much time |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:34) |
Damon @MARS [Intermission]: | XD |
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: | adlernest braundorf erdenberg_T1 beach ice ufo frostbite supply |
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: | start |
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: | Ready |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
[9:24]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[9:24]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:24]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:24]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:24]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:24]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:24]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:24]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:24]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[9:24]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[9:24]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:24]: | FIGHT! |
[9:15]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[9:00]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:00]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
lEku @MARS [7:19]: | must be german host |
[4:49]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
Damon @MARS [4:49]: | W |
Damon @MARS [4:49]: | AS |
Damon @MARS [4:49]: | D |
Damon @MARS [4:49]: | WA |
Damon @MARS [4:49]: | S |
[4:49]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[4:49]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[4:49]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[4:49]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[4:49]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[4:49]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[4:49]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[4:49]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[4:49]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[4:49]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[4:49]: | FIGHT! |
lEku @MARS [4:34]: | fucking epic shitlag |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [0:59]: | :D! |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [0:59]: | :D! |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [0:59]: | :D! |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [0:58]: | :D! |
[0:11]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
Damon @MARS [0:04]: | XD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:00 |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Intermission]: | smarted out damon :-D |
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: | Ready |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: | otherwise full GG |
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
[8:22]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:49]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[7:49]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:31]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | LOUDASFUCK disconnected |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:28 (original: 10:00) |
Damon @MARS [Intermission]: | GG |
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | DROP'DASFUCK disconnected |
[Intermission]: | FRESHASFUCK disconnected |
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