30 seconds to MARS vs as fuck (2321 views)

ro Damon
fi lEku
fi Swanidius
nl rat
nl jesse
de shNz


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
08.08.13 20:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth lEku @MARS 85 kills
Killing Spree INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG 6 frags without being killed
Accountant INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG 96% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG 20 gibs
...and stay dead! LOUDASFUCK 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LOUDASFUCK 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer LOUDASFUCK 165 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! DROP'DASFUCK 261 damage per frag
What objective? INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG 514 XP
Red Shirt lEku @MARS 110 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? FRESHASFUCK 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore DROP'DASFUCK 181 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG 4 team kills
Gingerbread man INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Damon @MARS8436165765102511480119371280/15/158/422/1017715546
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG96514727520042812228112054521/04/461/3410/717014966
lEku @MARS773588511012002814286134563610/04/355/5611/316812235
@MARS85123322226137148137994365989411/013/3174/5623/317214246
FRESHASFUCK73435628413121113678126422240/03/653/606/9221149513
DROP'DASFUCK603904880601912806137912140/03/644/602/726717237
LOUDASFUCK6038749821702199618107141150/04/336/5511/6196131411
ASFUCK64121215924636153936102371475530/010/3133/5519/6228151410
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Damon @MARS1113910900031443113000/02/07/51/3XDD/KKK/KXKKKDDDKK/KD
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG7746790023132215931440/00/16/23/1TDDK/KD/KTK/DKDKKD
lEku @MARS7244811100618671371150/00/08/50/0D/K/K/KKD/K/DKKDK/D
@MARS87129252910212463240941590/02/121/124/4
FRESHASFUCK716857111114471239210/00/13/51/0/KKSTDDDKKDDKD
DROP'DASFUCK775379400117181895180/01/15/71/1K/KDXDDDKKDKDKDDK
LOUDASFUCK35375147003929149800/00/04/91/2K/DDK/DDKDDDDDK/DDK
ASFUCK6115817301211540944632390/01/212/213/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Damon @MARS252331200027521489180/00/03/80/2DDK/DDKDKDDDDD/
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG4124512100312361633180/00/24/51/2DKDK/DKDDDDDK/KD/
lEku @MARS703871000031497148400/01/14/52/1DK//KDDKDKDDDKKK/
@MARS45851534100834854606360/01/311/183/5
FRESHASFUCK1124398200115691080570/02/06/71/0KKDKDKDKDKKKDK/DD
DROP'DASFUCK1167576000117391514540/00/17/20/2DKDKDDKKK/KKD
LOUDASFUCK250551046001129889100/01/05/24/1KKDKDKKKK/KKKD
ASFUCK15917326188003460634851110/03/118/115/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Damon @MARS82861417110324112830380/00/014/110/3KKDDDK/DDKKDDKDKSDDKK/D/KDDKDKKK
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG731471419700618102393380/02/112/90/3DKDK/KKKDK//DDDKDKKD/D/DDKKKDDK/K
lEku @MARS63922844300534343710180/01/111/161/1DDDDKDDDK/DDDKD/KDD/KDDK/KKK/KKKDDDK
@MARS73325568011101476558933940/03/237/361/7
FRESHASFUCK1691702213500340982627720/01/218/73/1KDKK/KDKDKDKKKKKDKKKKDKK/K/DKDKDKKD
DROP'DASFUCK68821116100123652562620/01/110/140/0KDKKDDDDKDKDDKDK/DKKDKKDDDD
LOUDASFUCK521061223300724702466120/00/08/164/0//KK/KDDDK/KKDK/KKKDDDD/DDDDDDK/KDD
ASFUCK96358455290011893376551460/02/336/377/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Damon @MARS1411152417300633762840360/01/023/110/0DKK/KK/K/KKK/KKK/KDKKKDKKKKDKDK/KDDKDDKDD
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG175140211240043581256400/01/016/84/0/KK/KKKKKDK/KDKDDDKK/KKKKKKDKDKKD
lEku @MARS957319203008309526761680/00/013/126/0KDK/DKKK/KK/KDKDKDDK/K/KDK/K/DKDKKD/DKD
@MARS13732864491000181005280802040/02/052/3110/0
FRESHASFUCK4465122730022770348800/00/012/210/5K/DDDDDDDDDDDDKKDKDKDXKDDDDDDKDDKDKKDKK/
DROP'DASFUCK369082200013165365400/00/18/170/3DDKDDDDDDDKDDKDDDDDDDKKDKDKD/K
LOUDASFUCK55831120001221452910530/00/112/150/2KD/DDDDKDKDDKDKD/TKKDKDDKDDKDKDD
ASFUCK4523831693015808010052530/00/232/530/10
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Damon @MARS576911191001029252978180/12/18/61/2K/DDDDKD//K///DKDKKD/KDKK/KX/K/
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG12311621177029353325371631/01/019/72/1K/KDDKK/DKKKDKDTK/K/KKK/K/K/KDKDDKT/KK/K
lEku @MARS1119020183003336832591060/01/117/152/0DDKDDKKDXKK/K/DKDKKKDDKKKDKKDKKDDK/KDKD
@MARS972755254110222982687742871/14/244/285/3
FRESHASFUCK47671123200329203265360/00/210/161/3DK/KKKDK/DDKD/DDDKDDKDKXDDDKDDKDDDD
DROP'DASFUCK47651123001330783612620/01/211/170/1DKDD/DK/DDKKTDDKDDDDKDKD/KDDKDDKDKD
LOUDASFUCK581061017101527762949500/03/26/102/1DKK/KK/K/DXDD//DTKDKDDKKKDDDD
ASFUCK51238326330211877498261480/04/627/433/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Damon @MARS15029320001573670180/00/03/10/0DK/KK
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG6641461003746485890/00/04/30/0DK/KKD//DK
lEku @MARS42213720031025956540/01/02/30/1DD//DKDKK/
@MARS869110153007234421111610/01/09/70/1
FRESHASFUCK5022360011874943380/00/14/40/0K/KDDKDDTD
DROP'DASFUCK10025441002741554180/00/03/31/0K/KD/KKDX
LOUDASFUCK2501400010000/00/01/30/0K/DDD
ASFUCK5847814101416151497560/00/18/101/0

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Player Chats
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: lets play
Damon @MARS [Warmup]: SWANIDIUS IS TAKING A SHIT
Damon @MARS [Warmup]: :/
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: oke
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: : d
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: Shitting for the rest of the year?
Damon @MARS [Warmup]: thing so
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: forfeit
DROP'DASFUCK [Warmup]: RUP
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: Ready
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: shut up! i dont want my anus to explode
DROP'DASFUCK [Warmup]: i want it to explode
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: (HE DOES)
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:32]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:32]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
lEku @MARS [8:00]: dwl,d[pALKWdp[ALW
[7:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:54]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:54]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [7:55]: np: A State Of Trance - 625
[7:54]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[7:54]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[7:54]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[7:54]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
Damon @MARS [7:55]: sup?
[7:54]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
FRESHASFUCK [7:54]: poon
Damon @MARS [7:55]: xD
[7:54]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
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lEku @MARS [7:55]: cmon
[7:54]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
FRESHASFUCK [7:54]: almost done
FRESHASFUCK [7:55]: i hear
Damon @MARS [7:55]: Xd
[7:55]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
FRESHASFUCK [7:55]: but i think i will pause one more time
[7:55]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
LOUDASFUCK [7:55]: ye
[7:55]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[7:55]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:55]: FIGHT!
[7:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:55]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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Damon @MARS [7:55]: THE FUCK
Damon @MARS [7:55]: comon
[7:55]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [7:54]: Yes
[7:55]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
[7:55]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
DROP'DASFUCK [7:54]: i hate pauses
[7:55]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
Damon @MARS [7:54]: tell me about it
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [7:54]: I love cock
[7:54]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:54]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:54]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
DROP'DASFUCK [7:54]: expected.
[7:54]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[7:54]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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[7:54]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:54]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:54]: FIGHT!
LOUDASFUCK [7:49]: xd
[7:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:11]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:08]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:35]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:35]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:24
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Intermission]: Seal of official vittu mitä paskaa kenttä
LOUDASFUCK [Intermission]: yes
DROP'DASFUCK [Intermission]: wat
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: Ready
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[4:40]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:18]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:10]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
Damon @MARS [1:29]: GG
lEku @MARS [0:47]: 1min left and bitches still leaning at flagh
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: (\,;,/)
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: (o o)\//,
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: \ / \,
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: `+'( ( \ )
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: // \ |_./
FRESHASFUCK [0:41]: '~' '~----'
[0:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
FRESHASFUCK [0:00]: 10 SEC left all sk for ammo
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:24)
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Intermission]: lets see if u fuckers are delivery only clan
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: k
DROP'DASFUCK [Intermission]: u took deli
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: :D
[Countdown]: Damon @MARScalled a vote.
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: im batman!
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: :D
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: I'm Batman
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: Ready
[10:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:31]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:25]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:19]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:46]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:08]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: '~' '~----'
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: // \ |_./
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: `+'( ( \ )
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: \ / \,
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: (o o)\//,
FRESHASFUCK [7:03]: (\,;,/)
[6:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:10]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:45]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:57]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:25]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:34
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: Ready
[10:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Damon @MARS [1:27]: GG
FRESHASFUCK [1:21]: tails
LOUDASFUCK [1:18]: swani i've got to tell you something
LOUDASFUCK [1:12]: IM BATMAN!
[1:05]: FRESHASFUCKcalled a vote.
[1:01]: Vote passed!
[1:01]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[1:01]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
Damon @MARS [0:59]: XD
FRESHASFUCK [0:58]: adlernest braundorf erdenberg_T1 beach ice ufo frostbite deli supply goldrush
FRESHASFUCK [0:51]: adlernest braundorf erdenberg_T1 beach ice ufo frostbite supply
FRESHASFUCK [0:44]: fast please
FRESHASFUCK [0:42]: not much time
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:34)
Damon @MARS [Intermission]: XD
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: adlernest braundorf erdenberg_T1 beach ice ufo frostbite supply
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: start
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: Ready
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
[9:24]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[9:24]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:24]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:24]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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[9:24]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:24]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:24]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:24]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:24]: FIGHT!
[9:15]: The Doors are opening!!
[9:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:00]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
lEku @MARS [7:19]: must be german host
[4:49]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Damon @MARS [4:49]: W
Damon @MARS [4:49]: AS
Damon @MARS [4:49]: D
Damon @MARS [4:49]: WA
Damon @MARS [4:49]: S
[4:49]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:49]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:49]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:49]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:49]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[4:49]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:49]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:49]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:49]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:49]: FIGHT!
lEku @MARS [4:34]: fucking epic shitlag
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [0:59]: :D!
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [0:59]: :D!
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [0:59]: :D!
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [0:58]: :D!
[0:11]: Axis have returned the objective!
Damon @MARS [0:04]: XD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Intermission]: smarted out damon :-D
lEku @MARS [Warmup]: Ready
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: otherwise full GG
INGAME Orjan Nilsen TestiCFG [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[8:22]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:49]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:31]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: LOUDASFUCK disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:28 (original: 10:00)
Damon @MARS [Intermission]: GG
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: DROP'DASFUCK disconnected
[Intermission]: FRESHASFUCK disconnected

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