Desi Bros vs Pornstars (3219 views)
17.08.13 04:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | db/RaNA! | 56 kills |
Killing Spree | dale@pornst*r | 12 frags without being killed |
Accountant | ^PPornstar.A|G | 85% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | ^PPornstar.A|G | 12 gibs |
...and stay dead! | d^Wb^H/^WSingH | 27% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | ^PPornstar.A|G | 55 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | hobbit@pornst*r | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | dale@pornst*r | 176 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | db^H/SaNdhu | 276 damage per frag |
What objective? | hobbit@pornst*r | 331 XP |
Red Shirt | db^H/SaNdhu | 73 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | db^H/SaNdhu | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | ^PPornstar.A|G | 167 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | db/RaNA! | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | db^H/SaNdhu | 22 /kills |
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:) [Warmup]: | hi |
peaches [Warmup]: | yoyoy |
:) [Warmup]: | do I know you? |
peaches [Warmup]: | benched by ag gg |
:) [Warmup]: | fu |
peaches [Warmup]: | who r u again |
:) [Warmup]: | come here often? |
peaches [Warmup]: | i get around |
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: | get tags right ag |
:) [Countdown]: | clearly not enough, you need to lose some weight |
dale@pornst*r [Countdown]: | hf |
dale@pornst*r [Countdown]: | df |
:) [Countdown]: | hf |
peaches [Countdown]: | more cushion for the pushin |
:) [11:58]: | hobbit best |
hobbit@pornst*r [11:52]: | shoutout jon |
:) [11:51]: | true |
[9:52]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:34]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:28]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:10]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:35]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:47]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:51]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[6:26]: | :)has become a shoutcaster |
[6:24]: | peacheshas become a shoutcaster |
^PPornstar.A|G [6:24]: | xD |
[4:19]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[4:05]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[2:24]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
dale@pornst*r [2:24]: | pushups |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
:) [2:24]: | avi |
hobbit@pornst*r [2:24]: | those dont work abs silly |
^PPornstar.A|G [2:24]: | u guys are like so funny |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
dale@pornst*r [2:24]: | are like |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
^PPornstar.A|G [2:24]: | need shock so i talk training with him |
[2:24]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[2:24]: | FIGHT! |
[1:31]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
:) [Intermission]: | A|G carry |
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: | no abs today |
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: | still not on team india |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | xD |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | singh wont accept me |
:) [Warmup]: | I know that feel |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | HOW SO |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | faggot quit pornstars without letting me know |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | ill always remmeber that |
:) [Warmup]: | ?!!?!!? |
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: | that was me |
:) [Warmup]: | season was over |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | soo could have let me know :( |
^PPornstar.A|G [Countdown]: | thought we were bff for life |
[9:48]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:47]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[5:08]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[5:07]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[5:06]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[4:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:38]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[4:04]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[2:56]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[2:53]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[2:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[2:18]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:12]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[1:35]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:20]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[1:19]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
^PPornstar.A|G [1:14]: | ./payse |
[1:06]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
dale@pornst*r [0:32]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | i dont pick ufo |
:) [Warmup]: | avi |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | but yet u pick this map |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | u promised me u wont pick this map cause i promised u i wont pick ufo |
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: | :D |
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: | my fps |
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: | is |
:) [Warmup]: | avi |
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: | analed |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | tell your mates |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | be a man of your word |
db/RaNA! [Warmup]: | i didnt promise u that, plus that was last match |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | ohh suck my dick |
db/RaNA! [Warmup]: | we never discussed erdenberg |
db/RaNA! [Warmup]: | i only said not ufo |
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: | do older erden |
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: | my fps too low o nthiso shit |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | i picked ufo and ur like omg if u choose ufo im gonna leave the server |
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: | this is why we wanted jon, less drama |
db/RaNA! [Warmup]: | troll? |
db/RaNA! [Warmup]: | i dont mind, but thats not on the ladder |
:) [Warmup]: | not in ladder maplist, sorry |
:) [Warmup]: | against rules |
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: | fuck |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | oh god |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | jon shut the fuck up |
:) [Countdown]: | ok enjoy ban |
dale@pornst*r [11:13]: | fuck |
dale@pornst*r [11:10]: | this |
[10:47]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:37]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[10:35]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
^PPornstar.A|G [10:30]: | rana ur a fuckhead |
^PPornstar.A|G [10:29]: | u know that |
[10:19]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:49]: | Main Gate has been destroyed! |
[9:15]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:11]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:54]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: | tactical |
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: | tattical |
[8:54]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
d^Wb^H/^WSingH [8:53]: | tattical |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | so sad |
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: | just stfu and play |
:) [8:53]: | avi |
[8:54]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | no |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | your a little bitch |
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: | stfu nub |
[8:54]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:54]: | madr chaud |
:) [8:53]: | guys :))) be nice :))) |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | teri amma choodo |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | ma ke lore |
hobbit@pornst*r [8:53]: | pches, shownormals 1 plz |
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: | lun pharla avde burhe da |
d^Wb^H/^WSingH [8:53]: | lmfao |
[8:54]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: | bhen di lun teri di |
db/RaNA! [8:54]: | LOL you're making no sense |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | XDDDDDD |
db/RaNA! [8:53]: | why are you mad over a fking online game? |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | sala guta |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:54]: | im not mad |
d^Wb^H/^WSingH [8:53]: | wtf is guta |
[8:54]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | dog |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | :D |
db/RaNA! [8:53]: | sure looks like it |
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: | kuta hunda tattu |
hobbit@pornst*r [8:54]: | he meant puta |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDD |
db/RaNA! [8:53]: | :D |
db^H/SaNdhu [8:54]: | fudu sala |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | oh its kuta ? |
[8:54]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | whats fudu |
[8:53]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[8:53]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[8:53]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[8:53]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
db/RaNA! [8:53]: | you |
[8:53]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[8:53]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: | :< |
[8:53]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[8:53]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[8:53]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[8:53]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[8:53]: | FIGHT! |
dale@pornst*r [8:47]: | hi peaches |
:) [8:36]: | she is afk |
peaches [8:22]: | no |
[8:18]: | The West Flak88 has been destroyed! |
peaches [8:17]: | :P |
db^H/SaNdhu [8:15]: | :D |
:) [8:12]: | fu |
:) [8:08]: | ignoring me then |
:) [8:07]: | gg |
peaches [8:05]: | just got back like 2 sec ago |
peaches [8:04]: | haha |
:) [8:01]: | sure sure |
:) [7:59]: | check irc :P |
^PPornstar.A|G [7:41]: | cu @ lan |
[7:37]: | The East Flak88 has been destroyed! |
[7:36]: | Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:24 |
hobbit@pornst*r [Intermission]: | GG |
hobbit@pornst*r [Intermission]: | nice dmg vein |
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: | faggot doesnt stick to his words |
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: | fuck u up at lan |
:) [Intermission]: | mimi ni bora |
db/RaNA! [Intermission]: | lmfao |
^PPornstar.A|G [Countdown]: | Pornstars , yeah we will fuck you |
[Countdown]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[4:00]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[3:13]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:11]: | Main Gate has been destroyed! |
dale@pornst*r [3:01]: | nice |
[2:33]: | The West Flak88 has been destroyed! |
d^Wb^H/^WSingH [0:41]: | gg |
^PPornstar.A|G [0:38]: | cu @ lan |
hobbit@pornst*r [0:37]: | GG |
:) [0:29]: | 3on3 after this? |
^PPornstar.A|G [0:29]: | xD |
d^Wb^H/^WSingH [0:28]: | omg |
:) [0:26]: | vs me and pch |
:) [0:23]: | one of you |
:) [0:19]: | well, 3 of you |
dale@pornst*r [0:13]: | avi |
hobbit@pornst*r [0:06]: | im not, gotta do abs |
:) [Intermission]: | loL |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:24) |
:) [Intermission]: | ggs |
db/RaNA! [Intermission]: | 3o3 jon? |
:) [Intermission]: | sure |
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: | 3on3 jon |
hobbit@pornst*r [Intermission]: | gg wp |
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: | :< |
db^H/SaNdhu [Intermission]: | tht hold |
[Intermission]: | hobbit@pornst*r disconnected |
:) [Intermission]: | sure |
db^H/SaNdhu [Intermission]: | :) |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | xD |
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