Obey us fuck you vs Take Control (1798 views)
16.08.13 20:45 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | Take-control Maicon | 55 kills |
Killing Spree | Take-control Maicon | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | Take-control Maicon | 102% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | Take-control Akuku | 18 gibs |
...and stay dead! | Take-control TargETing | 62% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | Take-control Maicon | 45 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | obey bestmedic | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | obey bestmedic | 157 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | obey lullabym8 | 238 damage per frag |
What objective? | Take-control Akuku | 316 XP |
Red Shirt | Take-control Maicon | 54 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | obey lullabym8 | 8 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | Take-control TargETing | 172 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | obey bestmedic | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | Take-control Akuku | 20 /kills |
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obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | rip |
obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | rup |
Take-control Akuku [Warmup]: | nie bedziesz mi rozkazywal |
obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | rup |
obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | 'please |
Take-control Akuku [Warmup]: | wait one min |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | xylos :( |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | pozdrawiam baryle wienego kompana i cala familiade |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | wszystkich ziomkow z osiedla i poza nim |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | caly team nofear i wszystkich innych spoko ziomkow |
obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | rup |
Take-control Akuku [Countdown]: | pozdro dawid |
obey lullabym8 [Countdown]: | hf |
[11:01]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
Take-control TargETing [11:01]: | nice pause full |
Take-control TargETing [11:01]: | nice |
[11:01]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
Take-control Akuku [11:01]: | nice gaming |
Take-control Akuku [11:01]: | unpause |
xpz.crea [11:01]: | stfu |
[11:01]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
Take-control Akuku [11:01]: | le fu |
Take-control TargETing [11:01]: | xdd |
Take-control Akuku [11:01]: | kurwa |
Take-control TargETing [11:01]: | :D |
[11:01]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
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[11:01]: | FIGHT! |
[10:15]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:57]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:27]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:09]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:59]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:52]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:55]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[7:23]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[7:17]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[6:13]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
Take-control TargETing [5:24]: | nice |
obey lullabym8 [1:57]: | fix ur lag |
[0:51]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[0:50]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[0:37]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
Take-control TargETing [11:28]: | pozdrawiam babcie |
Take-control TargETing [11:28]: | A bear grylls grills a bear grilling a bear grylls grilling a bear drinking beer |
Take-control TargETing [11:22]: | ktora mnie oglada |
[11:05]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:42]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:23]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
obey lullabym8 [10:10]: | dude fix ur lag or kick |
[10:08]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:29]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
Take-control TargETing [9:16]: | i havent lag |
[9:05]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:12]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:13]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:18]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[4:44]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
Take-control TargETing [4:44]: | czekaj |
[4:44]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
Take-control TargETing [4:44]: | <TROLLLEDHARD> but Have you high skill? <ipod> no! <ipod> americans |
[4:44]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[4:44]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[4:44]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
obey lullabym8 [4:44]: | dont unpause |
obey lullabym8 [4:44]: | sec |
[4:44]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
Take-control Maicon [4:44]: | k |
[4:44]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
obey lullabym8 [4:44]: | back |
[4:44]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
Take-control TargETing [4:44]: | :D |
[4:44]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
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[4:44]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[4:44]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[4:44]: | FIGHT! |
Take-control Akuku [4:05]: | that luck |
[3:53]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[1:20]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:19]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:06]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | where is crea? |
obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | gonenew 3rd incoming |
Take-control Akuku [Warmup]: | sure |
Take-control Akuku [Warmup]: | skilled merc |
obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | a girl actualy |
obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | actualy |
Take-control Akuku [Warmup]: | stupid noob |
obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | actually |
Take-control Akuku [Warmup]: | normal merc or gg |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | and bye |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | i beat money |
Take-control Akuku [Warmup]: | get 3rd lol |
obey bestmedic [Warmup]: | hot girl |
obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | changed tzac pw |
obey bestmedic [Warmup]: | Imo |
Take-control Akuku [Warmup]: | :XD |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | you have 20 hours |
obey bestmedic [Warmup]: | not sure if lulla agrees |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | 20 hours and after this time we go away |
obey lullabym8 [Warmup]: | shes coming |
Take-control Akuku [Warmup]: | okay |
Take-control Akuku [Warmup]: | laykaina? |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | get tag !! :D |
xpz.crea [Warmup]: | dont care |
Take-control TargETing [Warmup]: | xd |
Take-control Akuku [Countdown]: | pozdro puzo i dawid |
[11:28]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:13]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[10:38]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[10:38]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[10:37]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[10:21]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[10:05]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[9:48]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:30]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[9:30]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:29 |
xpz.crea [Intermission]: | W |
obey lullabym8 [Intermission]: | good map choice at least |
Take-control Akuku [Intermission]: | 7/1 |
Take-control Akuku [Intermission]: | NP |
Take-control TargETing [Countdown]: | spale fajka oddaj majka |
Take-control TargETing [2:27]: | brazzers.com best site of porn |
[1:53]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[1:31]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[1:31]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[1:29]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:28]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:10]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[1:06]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
Take-control TargETing [0:48]: | debil ozi |
[0:38]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[0:36]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:26]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[0:26]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
Take-control TargETing [0:26]: | v'svwENnh.:< [7:38]: get a decent way to play this game |
[0:26]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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[0:26]: | FIGHT! |
[0:20]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:29) |
Take-control TargETing [Intermission]: | AAAAAAAW |
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