AntiClimax vs abstraction (2536 views)
20.08.13 20:15 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | aClmx'rApZ | 60 kills |
Killing Spree | JUMPERR | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | JUMPERR | 90% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | JUMPERR | 13 gibs |
...and stay dead! | aClmx'Juicy | 30% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | aClmx'rApZ | 55 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | JUMPERR | 4 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | aClmx'rApZ | 182 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | n | 247 damage per frag |
What objective? | aClmx'Sir5alL | 335 XP |
Red Shirt | aClmx'rApZ | 75 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | n | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | Kapla | 174 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | aClmx'rApZ | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | aClmx'Sir5alL | 34 /kills |
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n [Warmup]: | his old acc didnt get banned so where is the point of accusing him of cheating with new tzac ac |
[Countdown]: | Vote FAILED! (Start Match ) |
[4:36]: | Allies have breached the side entrance! |
[4:11]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:44]: | Allies have breached the main entrance! |
[2:07]: | Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:22 (original: 5:28) |
aClmx'rApZ [7:47]: | ? |
[7:25]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
Kapla [7:25]: | :( |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
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[7:25]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
Kapla [7:25]: | pozdro marv |
[7:25]: | aClmx'Juicy Server command overflow |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
n [7:25]: | pozdro prawdziwi koledzy: logi i sinnsyk |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
JUMPERR [7:25]: | sinnsyk to cwel |
Kapla [7:25]: | <3 abadaba |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
[7:25]: | juicy connected |
n [7:25]: | abbadabba to cwel |
[7:25]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
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[7:25]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[7:25]: | FIGHT! |
[7:08]: | The Doors are opening!! |
aClmx'rApZ [5:21]: | gg |
[5:15]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:44 |
JUMPERR [Warmup]: | rupîtð banditð |
n [Warmup]: | pozdrawiam mojego przyjaciela z internetu |
n [Warmup]: | marvola |
aClmx'Juicy [Warmup]: | lets watch this match again |
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: | hackt nog meer |
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: | ga maar schoenen gaan poetsen |
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: | stront mongool |
JUMPERR [Countdown]: | stfu |
n [3:01]: | GG |
[2:26]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[0:18]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 4:26 (original: 4:44) |
n [Intermission]: | gratuluje jumper |
JUMPERR [Intermission]: | dzieki |
aClmx'rApZ [Intermission]: | tails |
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: | they're afk |
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: | moron |
[Countdown]: | ncalled a vote. |
n [Countdown]: | f1? |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
JUMPERR [Warmup]: | rupîtð banditð |
[10:19]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:15]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
JUMPERR [7:41]: | gg |
aClmx'rApZ [7:32]: | I liek ur aimswitch |
[7:21]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:55]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:50]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:29]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:25]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
JUMPERR [5:59]: | :Ø |
[5:25]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:07]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[2:42]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:16]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
aClmx'rApZ [2:08]: | hmm |
[2:03]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:02]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:49]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
aClmx'Juicy [1:11]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [1:11]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [1:11]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [1:10]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [1:10]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [1:10]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
n [1:08]: | kapla |
aClmx'rApZ [1:04]: | chapjla |
Kapla [0:41]: | chapjla ? |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
aClmx'rApZ [Intermission]: | nejm gtg? |
n [Intermission]: | got other 3rd |
[Intermission]: | fruits.Apricot connected |
n [Intermission]: | dont worry |
JUMPERR [Warmup]: | rupîtð banditð |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | i will try to paly |
JUMPERR [Warmup]: | no more offi |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | dunno if i will lag |
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: | so we won |
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: | cu |
aClmx'Juicy [Countdown]: | we finish |
[11:42]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
JUMPERR [11:42]: | 5 s game |
JUMPERR [11:42]: | and pasue |
JUMPERR [11:42]: | i love it |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | dude |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | just leave |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: | /unpause |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | ping stable |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | unpaus |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | apricot just play.; |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[11:42]: | fruits.Apricotcalled a vote. |
[11:42]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: | i get merc |
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: | ... |
JUMPERR [11:42]: | i said it to him |
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: | cause i just cannot move |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | dude |
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: | cannot shot |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | just play |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | we fullholded |
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: | cant paly |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | dude |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | i gtg in 10m |
JUMPERR [11:42]: | unpause |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | hurryu p |
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: | reset it |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | jumper just do /unpause |
[11:42]: | fruits.Apricotcalled a vote. |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
[11:42]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: | no |
JUMPERR [11:42]: | omg |
aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: | get merc in |
aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: | or unpause |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
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aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: | Y |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
Kapla [11:42]: | ye he will do it in 1 s |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
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Kapla [11:42]: | cuz he is superhero |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[11:42]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[11:42]: | FIGHT! |
[11:42]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
JUMPERR [11:41]: | ok |
aClmx'Sir5alL [11:41]: | :x |
JUMPERR [11:41]: | bb |
aClmx'rApZ [11:41]: | jumper unpause |
JUMPERR [11:41]: | i wil lwaiting 2 min |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
aClmx'rApZ [11:41]: | Unpause |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
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[11:41]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
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fruits.Apricot [11:42]: | wait |
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: | coming |
aClmx'rApZ [11:41]: | who is ur 3rd? |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
JUMPERR [11:42]: | olba |
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: | why |
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: | come |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: | coming |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: | reset |
[11:42]: | fruits.Apricotcalled a vote. |
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: | No |
[11:41]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
aClmx'Sir5alL [11:41]: | LE FU |
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: | get some fairness ? |
aClmx'Sir5alL [11:41]: | ;) |
JUMPERR [11:41]: | so great |
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: | are you focking serious |
JUMPERR [11:41]: | fuck u |
aClmx'rApZ [11:41]: | get clean |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: | seriously |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
[11:42]: | JUMPERRcalled a vote. |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
[11:42]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
JUMPERR [11:41]: | tards |
[11:42]: | Kaplacalled a vote. |
JUMPERR [11:42]: | no fair |
aClmx'Juicy [11:41]: | thx accept scores |
[11:42]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
[11:41]: | Kaplacalled a vote. |
[11:41]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[11:41]: | Kaplacalled a vote. |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
[11:41]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[11:42]: | Kaplacalled a vote. |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: | should get normal/new merc |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[11:41]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[11:42]: | Kaplacalled a vote. |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[11:42]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[11:41]: | Kaplacalled a vote. |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[11:42]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[11:41]: | Kaplacalled a vote. |
[11:41]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
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[11:41]: | FIGHT! |
[11:41]: | dianabol connected |
[11:35]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
JUMPERR [11:31]: | grea |
JUMPERR [11:30]: | t |
JUMPERR [11:28]: | u got it |
JUMPERR [11:26]: | noobs |
[11:26]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[11:22]: | Kaplacalled a vote. |
[11:14]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
fruits.Apricot [11:10]: | unfair |
[11:00]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[10:56]: | Allies team locked by aClmx'rApZ |
[10:44]: | Axis team unlocked from spectators by dianabol |
[10:28]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[10:18]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:22]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:12]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:59]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[7:24]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
aClmx'Juicy [7:03]: | :((((((((((((((((((((((((( |
aClmx'Juicy [7:03]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [7:03]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [7:03]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
[6:52]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[6:45]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
aClmx'Juicy [6:41]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [6:41]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [6:41]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [6:40]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
aClmx'Juicy [6:40]: | :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
[6:13]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:22]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[5:21]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[5:08]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
JUMPERR [4:35]: | gg |
JUMPERR [4:33]: | so fair |
aClmx'Juicy [3:36]: | tryhard |
fruits.Apricot [3:26]: | you are focking unfair |
aClmx'Juicy [3:17]: | they also |
aClmx'rApZ [3:16]: | GOOD MOOD! |
[3:16]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:43 (original: 12:00) |
[Intermission]: | aClmx'Juicy disconnected |
[Intermission]: | aClmx'rApZ disconnected |
[Intermission]: | fruits.Apricot disconnected |
[Intermission]: | dianabol disconnected |
JUMPERR [Intermission]: | nobbs is noobs |
Kapla [Intermission]: | 2v3 on flag gg |
Kapla [Intermission]: | so fair |
Kapla [Intermission]: | bb nerds |
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