Smile 4 vs bSTURZ (2315 views)

be dooPPi
no Domi
fr sMiRz
de huNta
se fuchS
de Specula
fi Swanidius

gentleMen 3on3 ODC
Semi Final
.: 2 maps will be played :.

Sponsored by
22.08.13 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LIMBOMENU 45 kills
Killing Spree LIMBOMENU 6 frags without being killed
Accountant LIMBOMENU 118% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT Swanidius 14 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT Swanidius 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning LIMBOMENU 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! sPECULA 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer :) 4 Penis 88 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! sPECULA 225 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT Swanidius 275 XP
Red Shirt sPECULA 59 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? sPECULA 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT Swanidius 181 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut sPECULA 2 team kills
Gingerbread man sPECULA 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
:) 4 wonderkiid51178285362212681471671130/21/025/354/224313035
:) 4 Penis80311215300214051464760/02/19/111/11179834
:) 4 Hardmode71219304240065565669000/01/026/353/218615947
:) 4 634287011013222013784153211890/04/060/358/218212935
LIMBOMENU11827345385027872670222741/01/345/250/519418564
sPECULA51194305940225554962353080/01/025/326/2185106315
TURBOT Swanidius852753540141112628865123302/11/133/270/118015955
edelpuffkiller6116722368001448894315180/00/222/200/122212038
BO7690913217331155825452240849303/03/2125/206/119514348
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
:) 4 wonderkiid4524511100112011529180/10/05/90/0KDDKDKD/DDKDDKDD
:) 4 Penis883189300214051464760/01/16/61/0/DKKDKDKDDKDD/KKK
:) 4 Hardmode1116710910021847125100/01/08/71/0D/KDK/KDKKDDKDDKKKK
:) 4 811222329500544534244940/12/119/222/0
LIMBOMENU77527910021666148900/00/17/60/0/KDKKDKDKDKD/KDD
sPECULA71321014100510641421360/01/09/80/1KK/DKD/DKDKD/KK/DKK/DDKD
TURBOT Swanidius775379200215141543181/00/16/50/1DKDKKDDK/K/KKDDD
BO751372432400942444453541/01/222/190/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
:) 4 wonderkiid019050001745813360/00/00/40/0D/DDD
:) 4 Penis6604600000000/01/03/50/1KKKDDDDDKD
:) 4 Hardmode802445000153688600/00/03/41/0KK/KDKDDD
:) 4 4943816000212811699360/01/06/131/1
LIMBOMENU1402475001397061940/00/18/10/1DD/KK/KKXKTK/K
sPECULA42413700157588021160/00/02/12/1KD///KT/DK/
TURBOT Swanidius100284420008989561840/00/04/50/0DDKDKDKXK
BO949314162028262623773040/00/114/72/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
:) 4 wonderkiid88851517100527272436180/01/014/120/0/D/KKKDKKDKK/KDKDKDK/DK/KDDKDDKD
:) 4 Hardmode9072101120001744212200/00/09/101/1DDKDKKKDKDKDKDKDKKDDD
:) 4 891572528300544714558180/01/023/221/1
LIMBOMENU1721231911300136162435540/00/119/80/1KKDKKDKDKK/KKDKDDKDKKDDKKKKKKD
sPECULA18604222017147021691200/00/04/151/0K///DDDDD/DDDDDKD/DDKDD//KT
TURBOT Swanidius61931118410517652364500/00/011/130/0/KD/S/DK/DKDDDKK/KDKKDKDDDKDKX
edelpuffkiller7077121750062497229300/00/012/110/0/KD/K/KDD/KDDKDKDKK/DKK/KDDKD
BO803534668141119934892612240/00/146/471/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
:) 4 wonderkiid4050820422521412389410/10/06/104/2/KKDKDKD/DTDKSDDD/KDDKDD/D/KST
:) 4 Hardmode355661710031438243100/00/06/140/1KDD/KK/DXDDDDKDKDDDDK/DD
:) 4 381061437522835794820410/10/012/244/3
LIMBOMENU927412131011247424792161/01/011/100/3DDDKDKKKXKDK/KDDDDKKDKKTKDD
sPECULA81611316100822571843360/00/010/83/0KDKD/DD/K/KK/DDKK/KK/K/KKK/DD
TURBOT Swanidius144101139601521111649781/11/012/40/0DKKK/DDDT/KKKKK/K/KKK/KX
edelpuffkiller52901019300823922022180/00/210/90/1DK//K/K/K/KD/DDDKK//DDDDDKDKKX
BO923264857110222923479933482/12/243/313/4

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Player Chats
:) 4 wonderkiid [Warmup]: ready !!!
LIMBOMENU [Warmup]: made no sense
:) 4 Hardmode [Warmup]: Could you please stop talking, you can't even read a ban reason. Your embaressing yourself
TURBOT Swanidius [8:15]: no head this game is worse than sf2
[7:41]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:22]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:43]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:16
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
:) 4 wonderkiid [Warmup]: ready !!!
:) 4 wonderkiid [Warmup]: ready !!!
TURBOT Swanidius [4:44]: seriously what the fuck
[3:31]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:17]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[3:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:25]: Main blast door opening!
sPECULA [2:04]: gg
:) 4 Penis [2:03]: gg
[2:01]: :) 4 Penis disconnected
sPECULA [1:57]: 2maps
sPECULA [1:56]: wtf
[1:54]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:22 (original: 5:16)
:) 4 Hardmode [Intermission]: french
:) 4 Hardmode [Intermission]: MAD
:) 4 wonderkiid [Intermission]: this smirz :p
sPECULA [Intermission]: oh lol
:) 4 Hardmode [Warmup]: I am what?
:) 4 Penis [Warmup]: 1st map = adlernest
:) 4 Penis [Warmup]: 2nd map = losers choice
sPECULA [Warmup]: we played 1st map already
:) 4 Hardmode [Warmup]: exactly why we play supply hunny
LIMBOMENU [Warmup]: that is the reason why they lost 3rd
:) 4 wonderkiid [Warmup]: zn hebbe adler gewonne tim
sPECULA [Warmup]: but smirz rage quitted
:) 4 wonderkiid [Warmup]: :p
:) 4 wonderkiid [Warmup]: whining like usual
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
:) 4 Hardmode [Countdown]: whining
:) 4 Hardmode [Countdown]: gawd
:) 4 Hardmode [Countdown]: the dude
:) 4 Hardmode [Countdown]: screamed
:) 4 Hardmode [11:56]: it was worse than the wow video
[11:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
TURBOT Swanidius [11:13]: did we rly wait this rape said fuchs
TURBOT Swanidius [11:11]: gg
LIMBOMENU [11:09]: BS
LIMBOMENU [11:08]: !!!
LIMBOMENU [11:06]: FUCKING BS
sPECULA [10:56]: its true
sPECULA [10:55]: loll
LIMBOMENU [10:54]: i said domi forgot the hax
[10:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
:) 4 Hardmode [10:40]: I said fuchs needs more glasses cuz he cant read
:) 4 Hardmode [10:35]: but hes swedish and dumb, so hes forgiven
[10:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
LIMBOMENU [10:31]: thnx
:) 4 Hardmode [10:29]: or unforgiven
[10:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
:) 4 Hardmode [10:28]: not sure
sPECULA [10:28]: unforgiven?
:) 4 Hardmode [10:26]: :DdDddDDDD
:) 4 Hardmode [10:26]: :DdDddDDDD
[9:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
TURBOT Swanidius [6:38]: :D!
[6:32]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:23]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:10]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
:) 4 wonderkiid [4:47]: :)
LIMBOMENU [3:42]: TROLLED ME
[3:35]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:24
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: fagetifag
:) 4 wonderkiid [Warmup]: ready !!!
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[7:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
:) 4 wonderkiid [7:37]: LOL
:) 4 wonderkiid [7:31]: wtf whas that
:) 4 wonderkiid [7:31]: :)
[7:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:00]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:57]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
:) 4 Hardmode [5:58]: CANCER INET
[5:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
:) 4 wonderkiid [5:09]: :)
[3:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
:) 4 Hardmode [1:19]: gg timing on inet
:) 4 wonderkiid [1:17]: :)
:) 4 wonderkiid [0:31]: haha
:) 4 wonderkiid [0:30]: :p
:) 4 Hardmode [0:29]: gg
:) 4 Penis [0:14]: gg guys
TURBOT Swanidius [0:11]: no
:) 4 wonderkiid [0:09]: wez win
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:24)
[Intermission]: :) 4 wonderkiid disconnected
edelpuffkiller [Intermission]: WP
[Intermission]: TURBOT Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: edelpuffkiller disconnected
[Intermission]: LIMBOMENU disconnected
[Intermission]: sPECULA disconnected

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