International Federation of Body vs Pornstars (2876 views)

br darkstAr
us curs3s
us sandbag
ca A|G
us hobbit
us vein


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
24.08.13 03:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hobbit@pornst*r 57 kills
Killing Spree hobbit@pornst*r 5 frags without being killed
Accountant hobbit@pornst*r 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! dale@pornst*r 12 gibs
...and stay dead! ^P[Pornstar^P].A|G 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning hobbit@pornst*r 51 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! detdet 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cursEs 127 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ^P[Pornstar^P].A|G 226 damage per frag
What objective? hobbit@pornst*r 357 XP
Red Shirt detdet 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cursEs 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^P[Pornstar^P].A|G 182 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut detdet 1 team kills
Gingerbread man detdet 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cursEs4019625633009429173741100/01/421/483/317211738
detdet72289476560128102728963380/05/235/338/221913835
darkstAr722243953710769708987180/00/439/400/217916634
darkstAr6170911118116114421533253241660/06/495/4011/219014036
^P[Pornstar^P].A|G6828134501000107848847400/03/229/352/423116924
dale@pornst*r843394655120116877169482240/03/440/324/319112655
hobbit@pornst*r11635757499001799796924540/04/051/272/517514154
pornst8997713715431014326598223462780/010/0120/278/519914544
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cursEs34961029200221663765340/00/29/231/2DDDDDKDDKDDDDKDKDDDKDDD/DKKK/DDDDDDKDKD
detdet4810214294001239843612180/01/011/162/1DDK/D/K/DD/DDKD/DKDDKDD/KDK/KD//KDK/K/KDKK/
darkstAr6993162310032801370600/00/216/170/1K/DKDK/KDDDDDKKKDKKDDDKKDDK/DDKDKDKDDKD
darkstAr50291408170017895111083520/01/436/563/4
^P[Pornstar^P].A|G6594152320053594379100/00/014/171/1KD/KDKDDKKDDKDKDKKDDKKDD//KDDDDK/K/DKD
dale@pornst*r11012722207001037422317360/01/119/92/0/KK/D/KK/KKKDK///KKDKK/KDKDKDK/KDK/KDDKKKD
hobbit@pornst*r1421162719400737472843360/03/023/101/2K/KKDKK/KKDKK/KKKDKDDK/KKDKKKKKDDKK/K/K/KDDDDK
pornst1063376462130022110838951720/04/156/364/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cursEs52661019100315862753180/01/17/152/0DKDD/KDDDD/KDDKDDKKKDKDKK/DDD
detdet8885161810083133267000/01/113/82/1/KDKD/KKDK/KKDKK/DKDKK/DK//DK/DKDK
darkstAr10072151560022076256100/00/115/110/1DKKDDDKDDDKK/KKDDKK/KKKKDDDKDK
darkstAr8022341528001367957984180/02/335/344/2
^P[Pornstar^P].A|G6279101650032239241400/01/09/120/2/KDKD/DKDDKDDDKDKDDXKDDK/KK
dale@pornst*r7610813173012239221031340/01/211/122/1KDKKKKK/KDDKKD/KDKKDDDDDDTDDKDD
hobbit@pornst*r1001221616500333532278180/01/014/111/2DKD/DKDKKDK/KKDK/DKDKDDKKKDKKDKD
pornst79309394913018798467951520/03/234/353/5
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cursEs8034450002539856580/00/04/40/0DK/XKDK/KD
detdet83481012101619741566200/00/17/54/0K//KK/KTD/KKD/KKK/KDDDD
darkstAr44274901021173120400/00/14/60/0KDSKDDD/DKDK/D
darkstAr6910918261111036863626780/00/215/154/0
^P[Pornstar^P].A|G8062451001790103600/01/03/30/1KDDKDK/DK
dale@pornst*r4555511100212571445180/01/04/70/2DDDKDDK/KDDDKDK/
hobbit@pornst*r77647900041579120500/00/07/40/1KDKD/K//DDKK/DKK
pornst671811625200736263686180/02/014/140/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cursEs10011000020000/00/11/60/1D/D/DDDKDDD
detdet116547600021181111500/03/04/40/0/KDKDKDKK/KKD
darkstAr66324600009201516180/00/04/60/0KDDDDKDDKK
darkstAr64861222000421012631180/03/19/160/1
^P[Pornstar^P].A|G83465620011225123300/01/23/31/0KD/KDKDKKDD
dale@pornst*r854967100213801083360/00/16/40/0KDDK/K/DDKKKD
hobbit@pornst*r14055750003130059800/00/07/20/0K/KKKK/K/DDK
pornst1031501818300639052914360/01/316/91/0

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Player Chats
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: reseting detdets tzac hack
dale@pornst*r [Countdown]: hf
cursEs [Countdown]: samesies
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^P[Pornstar^P].A|G [10:25]: disqualified
dale@pornst*r [10:16]: cant plant 2?
dale@pornst*r [10:15]: xd
[10:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hobbit@pornst*r [9:38]: Enjoy the next 20 seconds !!
[8:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:48]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:20]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:01]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:48]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
darkstAr [3:12]: :D
darkstAr [2:10]: :D
[0:44]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:15
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[Intermission]: *** This server is running TZAC addon v0.19
darkstAr [Warmup]: you know nothing come easy you gotta try real real hard, I try hard but I guess I've to try harder
^P[Pornstar^P].A|G [Warmup]: bro do you even lift
darkstAr [Countdown]: no I workou
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[9:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:38]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:32]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:20]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
darkstAr [8:55]: :D
[8:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:53]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:44]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:43]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:30]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
darkstAr [2:52]: heuheuhe
hobbit@pornst*r [2:30]: gg
detdet [2:28]: gg
[1:59]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:15 (original: 11:15)
cursEs [Intermission]: faaaaaaaaack
cursEs [Intermission]: okay
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[Intermission]: *** This server is running TZAC addon v0.19
[Countdown]: *** This server is running TZAC addon v0.19
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darkstAr [11:22]: this sandbag
darkstAr [11:21]: :D
detdet [11:18]: :D
[11:09]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[11:04]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[10:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:30]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[8:34]: raes!n connected
[8:00]: Allies team locked from spectators by dale@pornst*r
dale@pornst*r [7:58]: no psecs
phreshh... [7:37]: really vein its like that?
dale@pornst*r [7:30]: who u
^P[Pornstar^P].A|G [7:28]: xD
phreshh... [7:27]: wraith
cursEs [6:16]: fuck this nigger map
[6:03]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:58
phreshh... [Intermission]: vein i thought you loved me D=
darkstAr [Intermission]: this alien ufo
dale@pornst*r [Intermission]: how would i kno its u
dale@pornst*r [Intermission]: tits or gtfo
cursEs [Intermission]: REMATCH TOMORROW
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[Intermission]: *** This server is running TZAC addon v0.19
darkstAr [Warmup]: you know nothing come easy you gotta try real real hard, I try hard but I guess I've to try harder
phreshh... [Warmup]: LOL
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: cant tomorrow
cursEs [Warmup]: i can't play right now for shit lol
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: ill be dead
cursEs [Warmup]: sat
phreshh... [Countdown]: this is offi huh? kewl
phreshh... [Countdown]: gl errbody
cursEs [Countdown]: doesnt feel like one LOL
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^P[Pornstar^P].A|G [5:27]: xD
dale@pornst*r [5:20]: ok
[5:00]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[4:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:34]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
cursEs [3:12]: wtf
phreshh... [2:24]: GL HF BBL BB
[2:22]: phreshh... disconnected
cursEs [2:19]: fuck
cursEs [2:17]: where did i end up
[1:49]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
cursEs [1:31]: fucking
cursEs [1:30]: 1 hit
[0:19]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
cursEs [0:14]: gg haha
detdet [0:13]: gg wp
[Intermission]: cursEs disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:58)
hobbit@pornst*r [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: durateston disconnected
[Intermission]: hobbit@pornst*r disconnected
[Intermission]: dale@pornst*r disconnected
[Intermission]: [Pornstar].A|G disconnected
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[Intermission]: *** This server is running TZAC addon v0.19

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.