meet your masters vs SSTAT (2737 views)
25.08.13 23:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | Sebson|:> | 81 kills |
Killing Spree | SSTAT BEAST | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | SSTAT trmPPppPp | 86% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | Sebson|:> | 19 gibs |
...and stay dead! | kaz1m | 26% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | SSTAT BEAST | 68 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | Sebson|:> | 14 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | SSTAT BEAST | 187 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | SSTAT bbdbb | 278 damage per frag |
What objective? | SSTAT BEAST | 495 XP |
Red Shirt | Sebson|:> | 112 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | kaz1m | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | SSTAT trmPPppPp | 195 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | SSTAT BEAST | 5 team kills |
Gingerbread man | Sebson|:> | 44 /kills |
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kaz1m [Countdown]: | shoutout trmp <3 |
SSTAT BEAST [Countdown]: | trmpiee<3333333333333 |
SSTAT bbdbb [Countdown]: | hf |
kaz1m [Countdown]: | abbadabba:ye good mood in ur asshole kk mongol |
SSTAT bbdbb [Countdown]: | kk trmp |
[9:15]: | The Doors are opening!! |
SSTAT BEAST [7:44]: | :D |
kaz1m [7:43]: | You have been kazimized<3 |
[7:04]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:55 |
[1:30]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[1:16]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[1:16]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
kaz1m [0:27]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:55) |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:38]: | nice ping |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:37]: | GG |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:33]: | same shit as VS ELVISS |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:13]: | seriously;, i cant paly |
[11:12]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: | if i lag |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: | u win all |
kaz1m [11:11]: | /.... |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
Sebson|:> [11:12]: | dont search offi if u have lags |
kaz1m [11:12]: | XD |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
kaz1m [11:12]: | if ur team is unhit u win all |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
sensez [11:12]: | its fixed |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
sensez [11:12]: | dnt have much time |
kaz1m [11:12]: | 348 fix its ok? |
SSTAT BEAST [11:11]: | ur anal is fixed by ur dad ololol |
sensez [11:12]: | here goes kids with mom dad jokes |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
SSTAT BEAST [11:12]: | XD |
kaz1m [11:11]: | abba stop ddos |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
SSTAT bbdbb [11:11]: | take normal server kzm |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
kaz1m [11:12]: | u_u |
kaz1m [11:12]: | i think ur private serv is better XD |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
sensez [11:12]: | if it was the server everyone would be lagging |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
SSTAT bbdbb [11:12]: | better we change |
kaz1m [11:12]: | no |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
kaz1m [11:12]: | just play |
sensez [11:12]: | facepalm |
Sebson|:> [11:12]: | we dont change, good pings here |
kaz1m [11:11]: | u dont have better |
SSTAT bbdbb [11:12]: | shit ping |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
SSTAT bbdbb [11:12]: | no 50 sucks balls |
kaz1m [11:11]: | u unhit |
sensez [11:12]: | 70 ping shit ping |
sensez [11:12]: | look at mine then |
sensez [11:12]: | crybaby |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
SSTAT bbdbb [11:11]: | 98 better |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: | dude |
SSTAT BEAST [11:12]: | 98 is best |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: | it shows 120 ping for me |
SSTAT BEAST [11:12]: | :D |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: | but i cant do anytihg |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: | cause terribly unstable |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
kaz1m [11:11]: | its not the serv |
sensez [11:12]: | i give up playing offis |
SSTAT bbdbb [11:12]: | not for apricot |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: | guess why i dont play offi anymore |
sensez [11:12]: | always the same shit |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: | i barely play |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:11]: | only public |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: | yea always teh same shit |
kaz1m [11:11]: | :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
sensez [11:12]: | unpause already |
kaz1m [11:12]: | sMiRZz: LE MCDO ces Delicieu |
kaz1m [11:12]: | fruits.Apricot: focking ET |
kaz1m [11:11]: | abbadabba:ye good mood in ur asshole kk mongol |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
[11:12]: | ETPlayer connected |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[11:12]: | Axis team locked from spectators by Sebson|:> |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[11:12]: | Axis team locked by Sebson|:> |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[11:11]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[11:11]: | FIGHT! |
[7:17]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:15]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:25]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:18]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:15]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[6:15]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
SSTAT bbdbb [6:14]: | nice timing |
sensez [6:14]: | idd.... |
[6:15]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[6:15]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:14]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:14]: | FIGHT! |
[5:54]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[5:41]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:53]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[3:36]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
kaz1m [3:23]: | :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
[3:01]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[0:58]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[0:52]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[0:51]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[0:38]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
[11:27]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:46]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:33]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[10:30]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:47]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:19]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:45]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[6:25]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[6:00]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[5:20]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[5:06]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[3:30]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:29 (original: 12:00) |
SSTAT trmPPppPp [Intermission]: | late |
SSTAT bbdbb [Intermission]: | game of throws |
SSTAT trmPPppPp [Intermission]: | not best covert ops award? |
SSTAT bbdbb [Intermission]: | tails |
SSTAT trmPPppPp [Intermission]: | weird |
[11:34]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:06]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[7:06]: | SSTAT trmPPppPp disconnected |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
kaz1m [7:06]: | shoutout trmp <3 |
sensez [7:06]: | :D |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [7:06]: | tramp left :'( |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
sensez [7:06]: | ur best player tbh |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [7:06]: | CBA to paly with lags |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[7:06]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[7:06]: | FIGHT! |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [5:37]: | where are you 3rd allies ? |
[3:33]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[3:30]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[3:13]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:36]: | stf |
[2:30]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:21]: | nice wh |
[2:16]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[1:58]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[1:52]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
kaz1m [1:51]: | xwh |
[1:40]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[1:08]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [1:06]: | 999 |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [0:42]: | kazimir je peux pas jouer comme ça |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
Sebson|:> [Intermission]: | only 9 kills by nade :( |
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: | rup plz |
sensez [Warmup]: | rup the fuck up shitpiles |
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: | apricot looking merc |
sensez [Warmup]: | wheres tramp? |
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: | why did u kick tramp |
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: | ragequyit |
sensez [Warmup]: | oh |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | he ego quitted lol |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | :( |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | and lets me with lags |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | dude |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | what can i do rly with this ping :( |
sensez [Warmup]: | quit |
sensez [Warmup]: | starting by not playing offis |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | yea |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | lol |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | i know man |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | i know |
sensez [Warmup]: | thats a slight valid point there |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | it's focking annoying |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | i m sorry |
sensez [Warmup]: | NO. (meme) |
sensez [Warmup]: | :D |
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: | im on the tree, found me for win the map |
sensez [Warmup]: | OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggrçpmgdfoivtiobnr |
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: | find* |
sensez [Warmup]: | come on |
sensez [Warmup]: | this is ridiculous |
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: | yup |
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: | :) |
kaz1m [Warmup]: | :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
sensez [Warmup]: | so? |
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: | omg tell tramp to come back and lets play |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | kazimir :( |
SSTAT BEAST [Warmup]: | got merc |
kaz1m [Warmup]: | abbadabba:ye good mood in ur asshole kk mongol |
sensez [Warmup]: | ull need to get a merc soon sebson |
SSTAT BEAST [Warmup]: | coming now.. |
sensez [Warmup]: | im way beyong the hour i should play |
sensez [Warmup]: | theres ppl waiting for my ride |
sensez [Warmup]: | for 20 mins already |
sensez [Warmup]: | oh noes a 300 ping |
sensez [Warmup]: | player |
sensez [Warmup]: | gg |
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: | kurwa |
sensez [Warmup]: | ffs |
[11:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
sensez [11:20]: | ffs here it goes |
sensez [6:55]: | this guy |
sensez [6:50]: | ghost wall |
sensez [6:07]: | ban this guy from et |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [5:57]: | abbadabba cheating :P |
[5:09]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[5:06]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
kaz1m [4:34]: | lol |
[4:17]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[4:00]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
sensez [3:51]: | rofl |
sensez [3:49]: | get aids |
[3:06]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[3:02]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:54]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[2:43]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[2:39]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
sensez [2:39]: | shooting behind the walls |
sensez [2:31]: | ppl with this ping should be banned from playing |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:25]: | dude |
sensez [2:23]: | stfu |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:23]: | funny thing |
[2:22]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
sensez [2:19]: | cancered faggot |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:16]: | when i have 300 ping i cant hit shit |
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:05]: | hans shots thoughout walls :P |
[1:14]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[0:49]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
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