meet your masters vs SSTAT (2752 views)

pl Sebson
fr k4Z1M
pt snsz
fr Apricot
fi latee
nl abbadabba


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
25.08.13 23:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Sebson|:> 81 kills
Killing Spree SSTAT BEAST 6 frags without being killed
Accountant SSTAT trmPPppPp 86% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Sebson|:> 19 gibs
...and stay dead! kaz1m 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SSTAT BEAST 68 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Sebson|:> 14 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SSTAT BEAST 187 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SSTAT bbdbb 278 damage per frag
What objective? SSTAT BEAST 495 XP
Red Shirt Sebson|:> 112 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? kaz1m 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SSTAT trmPPppPp 195 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SSTAT BEAST 5 team kills
Gingerbread man Sebson|:> 44 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SSTAT BEAST8149576939151813955139162220/06/768/607/918414868
SSTAT bbdbb6141356926023014278130103330/02/152/584/325514139
SSTAT trmPPppPp863254249700784957754540/02/439/394/920215859
SSTAT 74123317423422175536728346806090/010/4159/3915/921414959
^SSSTAT WARRIOR8251911100515441578580/00/09/70/117214324
8251911100515441578580/00/09/70/117214324
Sebson|:>724558111219014412344121092570/05/563/5914/715210849
kaz1m564446210816233713735150846280/06/350/609/8222137311
sensez77437709010113413749136661850/04/260/547/219615045
se6813362133104535115398284085910700/015/2173/5430/219013248
Player Summary for
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT BEAST12034651010856828160/00/07/50/0KKDDDTKKKDKD
SSTAT bbdbb2514281004794896640/00/02/40/0K/D/DKD/D/
SSTAT 7348813201416501724800/00/09/90/0
^SSSTAT WARRIOR11638760004101394500/00/07/20/1DKK/K/DX/KK/KK
11638760004101394500/00/07/20/1
Sebson|:>251128000257979500/00/02/60/0DDKD/K/DDD
kaz1m332926000288495100/00/02/40/0D/K/DDKD
sensez11627760001120691700/00/06/51/0KDKDKK/KDKKDD
se5867112000052669266300/00/010/151/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT BEAST12021651010946797560/01/15/41/1KDKDKXKDDKDKT
SSTAT bbdbb6620460012881785480/00/05/40/0KKDKTD/D/KD
SSTAT 934110111022182715821040/01/110/81/1
^SSSTAT WARRIOR4013251001531633580/00/02/50/0DDDDK/KX
4013251001531633580/00/02/50/0
Sebson|:>1003655101181367740/00/05/41/0KDKDKT/KKDD
kaz1m87257800021031108400/00/17/40/1KDKD/KKDKK/DDKD
sensez2511140002371597180/01/00/30/0DKDX//
se71721317101522152358220/01/112/111/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT BEAST481221225111733473907240/01/211/151/1DXDDKD/DDD/DDKK/KK//DKKKDTDD/DK/DKDDKKS
SSTAT bbdbb381041026101536443909550/01/19/171/3DDT/DDDDKDKDDDDK/D/DKDKDDD/DKKDKKK/DD
SSTAT trmPPppPp3992923000124533605180/01/38/170/3KDDD/DDKDKDKDDDKDKDDKKXDDDDDDDDKD
SSTAT 42318317421213944411421970/03/628/492/7
Sebson|:>12611029233001535162555900/02/324/53/0K//KDKK/KKK//KK/K/KK/KK/D/KDKKDKDKDK/K/K/KK/KDKKK/DK
kaz1m689317254011337963644920/04/011/113/1KK///K/KK/K/K/KK/KD/DDK/DDT/KDDKKK/KK/DDDDD
sensez6410316251001444393379180/01/014/111/1/KK///D/DKDK//K/D/D/K/KKXK/DDKDKKK/DKKD/KD
se863066273801421175195782000/07/349/277/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT BEAST5743814400416261881180/00/18/60/3DDKDDKDK/KK//K/KDKDDDD
SSTAT bbdbb1148016141006288119261120/01/014/81/0KDDKKK/K/D//KK/K/KKKDKKDDKKKDD
SSTAT trmPPppPp4170512300217731756180/00/05/90/1KDD/KKDDDDDK/KDDD
SSTAT 71193294080012628055631480/01/127/231/4
Sebson|:>265351920071653212000/00/15/100/1DD///DD/DK/D/DDKDDKDKDK/
kaz1m629310163207168020471430/00/08/92/0/KK//DK/KD/DDK//DKSKDDDKKDKS
sensez10869131210042230211300/01/010/82/0KKKK/DKDDK//K/DKDDKKDDKKK
se65215284762018556362801430/01/123/274/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT BEAST561111730102036494020900/02/215/242/4DKDDKDDDKDDDDDDDKDDDKDKKDKDTDKKKDDTDDKKKKDDDKDDDK
SSTAT bbdbb66102121810033453291900/00/011/151/0KDKDDDDD/DDDKDKDDKKKDKKK/KDKD/
SSTAT trmPPppPp3303900000000/00/03/60/3DDKDDDDDKDKD
SSTAT 522133257202371026939900/02/229/453/7
Sebson|:>124156312590013339027401630/02/020/119/2KK/KKKDK/KKKK/K/KK/KKK//KKK/KDDKXK/DK/KKDKKDDDDD/KK/K/DKD
kaz1m7010919273009389037202230/01/115/153/2KDK/KKD/KK/KK/D/KDKDDDKKK/K/KDDDDDDKKDKDD/D/DK
sensez10414022216011028993095590/01/120/102/0KDD/DKK/K/K/KDKKDDKK/DTDKDKKD/KDK/K/KKK/KK/K
se9940572731801321017995554450/04/255/3614/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT BEAST1921642714100735312483180/02/122/63/0K/KK/KKKKKDKKKKKKD/KDDKKKK//KKDK/KKKDKDK/
SSTAT bbdbb609312202001026252575540/00/011/101/0DKD/D/K/K/DKK/KK/DD/KDD/KDDK/KK/
SSTAT trmPPppPp500163255400442692393180/01/123/74/2KKKDK/KK/KKKKDDKK/KKKKKDDKKKKKDKKK/KDDDKKD
SSTAT 251420643970021104257451900/03/256/238/2
Sebson|:>288993240062393322200/01/17/231/4KDDXDDKD/DDDDDDDDKK/DDDDD/K/DD/KDD/DXKDKKDD
kaz1m26957266024245436381700/01/17/171/4DDKT//DDDDDDDDDKKDKDDDDD/TKDKDD/DDK
sensez50871122210326043565900/00/110/171/1DDDKDDKDDK/KDDDKK/DDDDKKKDDD/KDKDS
se3527127801212137451104252600/02/324/573/9

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Player Chats
kaz1m [Countdown]: shoutout trmp <3
SSTAT BEAST [Countdown]: trmpiee<3333333333333
SSTAT bbdbb [Countdown]: hf
kaz1m [Countdown]: abbadabba:ye good mood in ur asshole kk mongol
SSTAT bbdbb [Countdown]: kk trmp
[9:15]: The Doors are opening!!
SSTAT BEAST [7:44]: :D
kaz1m [7:43]: You have been kazimized<3
[7:04]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:55
[1:30]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:16]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
kaz1m [0:27]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:55)
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:38]: nice ping
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:37]: GG
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:33]: same shit as VS ELVISS
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:13]: seriously;, i cant paly
[11:12]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: if i lag
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: u win all
kaz1m [11:11]: /....
[11:11]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Sebson|:> [11:12]: dont search offi if u have lags
kaz1m [11:12]: XD
[11:11]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
kaz1m [11:12]: if ur team is unhit u win all
[11:11]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
sensez [11:12]: its fixed
[11:11]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
sensez [11:12]: dnt have much time
kaz1m [11:12]: 348 fix its ok?
SSTAT BEAST [11:11]: ur anal is fixed by ur dad ololol
sensez [11:12]: here goes kids with mom dad jokes
[11:11]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
SSTAT BEAST [11:12]: XD
kaz1m [11:11]: abba stop ddos
[11:11]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
SSTAT bbdbb [11:11]: take normal server kzm
[11:11]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
kaz1m [11:12]: u_u
kaz1m [11:12]: i think ur private serv is better XD
[11:11]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
sensez [11:12]: if it was the server everyone would be lagging
[11:11]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
SSTAT bbdbb [11:12]: better we change
kaz1m [11:12]: no
[11:11]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
kaz1m [11:12]: just play
sensez [11:12]: facepalm
Sebson|:> [11:12]: we dont change, good pings here
kaz1m [11:11]: u dont have better
SSTAT bbdbb [11:12]: shit ping
[11:11]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
SSTAT bbdbb [11:12]: no 50 sucks balls
kaz1m [11:11]: u unhit
sensez [11:12]: 70 ping shit ping
sensez [11:12]: look at mine then
sensez [11:12]: crybaby
[11:11]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
SSTAT bbdbb [11:11]: 98 better
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: dude
SSTAT BEAST [11:12]: 98 is best
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: it shows 120 ping for me
SSTAT BEAST [11:12]: :D
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: but i cant do anytihg
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: cause terribly unstable
[11:11]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
kaz1m [11:11]: its not the serv
sensez [11:12]: i give up playing offis
SSTAT bbdbb [11:12]: not for apricot
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: guess why i dont play offi anymore
sensez [11:12]: always the same shit
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: i barely play
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:11]: only public
[11:11]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [11:12]: yea always teh same shit
kaz1m [11:11]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
sensez [11:12]: unpause already
kaz1m [11:12]: sMiRZz: LE MCDO ces Delicieu
kaz1m [11:12]: fruits.Apricot: focking ET
kaz1m [11:11]: abbadabba:ye good mood in ur asshole kk mongol
[11:11]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
[11:12]: ETPlayer connected
[11:11]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:11]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:12]: Axis team locked from spectators by Sebson|:>
[11:11]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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[11:12]: Axis team locked by Sebson|:>
[11:11]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:11]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:11]: FIGHT!
[7:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:15]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:15]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:15]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
SSTAT bbdbb [6:14]: nice timing
sensez [6:14]: idd....
[6:15]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:15]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:14]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[6:14]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[6:14]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:14]: FIGHT!
[5:54]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
kaz1m [3:23]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[3:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[0:58]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:52]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:51]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:38]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:30]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:25]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:00]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:20]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:06]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:30]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:29 (original: 12:00)
SSTAT trmPPppPp [Intermission]: late
SSTAT bbdbb [Intermission]: game of throws
SSTAT trmPPppPp [Intermission]: not best covert ops award?
SSTAT bbdbb [Intermission]: tails
SSTAT trmPPppPp [Intermission]: weird
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:06]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:06]: SSTAT trmPPppPp disconnected
[7:06]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
kaz1m [7:06]: shoutout trmp <3
sensez [7:06]: :D
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [7:06]: tramp left :'(
[7:06]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
sensez [7:06]: ur best player tbh
[7:06]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:06]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [7:06]: CBA to paly with lags
[7:06]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:06]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:06]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:06]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:06]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:06]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:06]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:06]: FIGHT!
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [5:37]: where are you 3rd allies ?
[3:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:30]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[3:13]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:36]: stf
[2:30]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:21]: nice wh
[2:16]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:52]: The Tank has been repaired!
kaz1m [1:51]: xwh
[1:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[1:08]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [1:06]: 999
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [0:42]: kazimir je peux pas jouer comme ça
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Sebson|:> [Intermission]: only 9 kills by nade :(
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: rup plz
sensez [Warmup]: rup the fuck up shitpiles
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: apricot looking merc
sensez [Warmup]: wheres tramp?
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: why did u kick tramp
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: ragequyit
sensez [Warmup]: oh
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: he ego quitted lol
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: :(
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: and lets me with lags
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: dude
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: what can i do rly with this ping :(
sensez [Warmup]: quit
sensez [Warmup]: starting by not playing offis
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: yea
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: lol
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: i know man
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: i know
sensez [Warmup]: thats a slight valid point there
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: it's focking annoying
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: i m sorry
sensez [Warmup]: NO. (meme)
sensez [Warmup]: :D
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: im on the tree, found me for win the map
sensez [Warmup]: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggrçpmgdfoivtiobnr
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: find*
sensez [Warmup]: come on
sensez [Warmup]: this is ridiculous
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: yup
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: :)
kaz1m [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
sensez [Warmup]: so?
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: omg tell tramp to come back and lets play
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: kazimir :(
SSTAT BEAST [Warmup]: got merc
kaz1m [Warmup]: abbadabba:ye good mood in ur asshole kk mongol
sensez [Warmup]: ull need to get a merc soon sebson
SSTAT BEAST [Warmup]: coming now..
sensez [Warmup]: im way beyong the hour i should play
sensez [Warmup]: theres ppl waiting for my ride
sensez [Warmup]: for 20 mins already
sensez [Warmup]: oh noes a 300 ping
sensez [Warmup]: player
sensez [Warmup]: gg
Sebson|:> [Warmup]: kurwa
sensez [Warmup]: ffs
[11:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
sensez [11:20]: ffs here it goes
sensez [6:55]: this guy
sensez [6:50]: ghost wall
sensez [6:07]: ban this guy from et
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [5:57]: abbadabba cheating :P
[5:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:06]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
kaz1m [4:34]: lol
[4:17]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:00]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
sensez [3:51]: rofl
sensez [3:49]: get aids
[3:06]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:54]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:43]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
sensez [2:39]: shooting behind the walls
sensez [2:31]: ppl with this ping should be banned from playing
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:25]: dude
sensez [2:23]: stfu
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:23]: funny thing
[2:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
sensez [2:19]: cancered faggot
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:16]: when i have 300 ping i cant hit shit
^SSSTAT WARRIOR [2:05]: hans shots thoughout walls :P
[1:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[0:49]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)

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