Skull Commando Squad vs TECHNOBOIS (2718 views)

si Kwiz
fi Webe
si m1tja
fr Faks
at DrLagAlot
be rApZ


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
27.08.13 18:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth executoR.Kwiz 106 kills
Killing Spree executoR.Webe 5 frags without being killed
Accountant executoR.Kwiz 138% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis 20 gibs
...and stay dead! Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning executoR.Kwiz 77 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! executoR.Kwiz 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer executoR.m1TJA 169 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis 237 damage per frag
What objective? executoR.Kwiz 655 XP
Red Shirt TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS 111 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz 194 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut executoR.Webe 4 team kills
Gingerbread man executoR.Kwiz 39 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
executoR.m1TJA59419579518122311083125393530/01/545/6513/419413157
executoR.Kwiz1386551067712003919307129441260/014/377/3315/318216855
executoR.Webe77402759718041115127157843810/011/467/781/620216356
executoR.88147623826948167345517412678600/026/4189/7829/619315456
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz8245274891310615171170401260/06/767/651/1220518945
TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS584066411115032111911136113680/03/1557/687/8186123313
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis63441579120022514185148662450/03/451/555/924916345
is67129919529148155241267455177390/012/4175/5513/921315848
Player Summary for
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
executoR.m1TJA94981718600625962312540/01/112/94/2DK/DKKDKDKDDDKK/DK/K/KDKKDK/K/KKDKD
executoR.Kwiz14617622154001045502717180/02/017/43/1/KKK/KKKKDDK/DK/KK/K/K/KKDKK/DK/KKK/K
executoR.Webe6080142340013358357100/01/013/200/2KDDKDKKDDDDKDKDKDKD/KDDDKDDDDKDKKDDKD
executoR.1003545356140017105048600720/04/142/337/5
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz7773172220023279398500/01/215/161/3/KKDKDDDKXDKKKKDKDDKKDDDKD/KDDDKDDDDKKDK
TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS68861319202426932826110/00/211/104/3KD/DK/TDKDDKDKDKTKDKD/KDKKDDK/DKDD
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis407292240042628369300/00/08/171/2DDDDDK//KDKXDDKDDKKD/K/DDKDDKDDD
is62231396380210860010504110/01/434/436/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
executoR.m1TJA01603000017636660/00/00/30/0DDD
executoR.Kwiz10015330001638386180/00/02/21/0DK/KKD
executoR.Webe1501432000044031000/00/03/20/0DKKDK
executoR.834568000112541062240/00/05/71/0
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz1501332200054240500/00/03/20/0KDKDK
TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS2511400018644300/00/01/20/1K/DDD
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis1001533000243440600/00/03/10/0KK/K/D
is92297920031062125400/00/07/50/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
executoR.m1TJA8458111331012064228100/00/08/113/1KDDKKKKKDKKDKDSDDKDDDK/DX
executoR.Kwiz125891512100630191859540/04/18/53/0KK//KDKK/KKKK/DKK/K/DKDKDKD
executoR.Webe925213142011211226221030/02/112/120/0DKDKKK/KDKKDDDKDKKDKKDDDKDTD
executoR.10019939396118719567621570/06/228/286/1
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz1161111412300127322515540/01/113/80/2KDDKDDDKK/DDKKKDKKDKKDDKKK
TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS3573720400219512336550/01/46/130/2D/DDDDDDDDDD/KDDKXDDDKDKKKDK
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis6486914401420792344440/00/19/71/2DKK/D/KKDDKDT/DKKDDK/DKD
is72270304611017676271951530/02/628/281/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
executoR.m1TJA4765817301318002072710/00/27/122/0//TKDDKKD/KDKDKKDDDDDDDKDD
executoR.Kwiz841071113300224922445360/01/29/81/1KDK/KDDDDDKDK/DKKDKKDKKD
executoR.Webe777814183002288631181610/01/212/131/2KXD/KDDKKDKDDKDKKK/KDDKDDDDKKDDDK
executoR.6925033489017717876352680/02/628/334/3
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz84831113000121912599540/02/19/100/1DKDDDK/DDKKKKDDKKDDKDKKD
TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS112741816300525672270960/02/115/101/0K/KKDDKKDKDKK/KDKD/K/DKK/KDDKKDKDK
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis100801212500228772309360/02/09/81/2DDKDKDKKDKDD/KDKKKKDKK/D
is9923741418008763571781860/06/233/282/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
executoR.m1TJA589614245016258234292080/00/214/151/1DKK/DD/K/KDDDKDKKD//DDDKDDKDKDDTKDKK/KD
executoR.Kwiz1661583521100135331360200/03/027/85/0/KK/KKDKK/K/KKK/KK/KDKKDK/KK/DKD/KK/DKKDK/KKKKK/KKKKK/DK
executoR.Webe751021824300342983828500/04/114/200/1DKKKKK/KDDDDDDKDDDDDKKDKKDKDKK/DKDK/DKXKDDD
executoR.10035667699012212211108592580/07/355/436/2
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz751071824500140204723180/02/216/180/4KDDDDDKDDKKKDKDKDDKDKXK/KKDKDKKDDKDDDDDDKKD
TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS37871232400525073481720/00/312/230/1/KDKDKDKDDDKDDKD/DKKDD/KD/DDDDD/DKDDDDDDKDKD
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis62138172740110433240071290/01/216/151/0DDDDDKKD//KK/D/DK//KTK/DKDKDKK/KDDKD/KKDDKDK/
is58332478313011610859122112190/03/744/561/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
executoR.m1TJA3586720100718652079140/00/04/153/0/DXD/KDDDDD//KDX/KDDK/DDDKKK/
executoR.Kwiz153110201330073277193500/04/014/62/1KDK/KKKKDKDDKK/KKX//K/K//KKDKDKKKK
executoR.Webe81761316603420332335670/03/013/110/1DKTDKDDKDKTKK//DDTKK//DKDKKDKDKD
executoR.90272404910031871756349810/07/031/325/2
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz6865111611012407281300/00/111/110/2/KDDKSKKKDKDDDKDKDDKDDKDKDD
TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS658513202014210722551340/00/512/102/1TDKDKKDDDKDKK/K/D//DDKDKKDKDKKDDDD
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis5350713300318352107360/00/16/71/3XK/DDKDDKDKDDK//KDKDD
is6220031496118634971751700/00/729/283/6

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Player Chats
TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS [Countdown]: hf
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz [Countdown]: hf
executoR.m1TJA [Countdown]: hf
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis [Countdown]: hf
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz [Countdown]: :D
[5:55]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:06]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:35]: Axis have returned the objective!
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz [0:00]: kwiz carrien
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
executoR.Kwiz [Intermission]: told u
executoR.m1TJA [Intermission]: PIZZABOY
executoR.m1TJA [Intermission]: XD
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis [Warmup]: If I smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis [Warmup]: got killed in a 1on1 vs jizzlord
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis [Warmup]: my life is over
executoR.m1TJA [Warmup]: :D
[9:16]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:33]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:26 (original: 10:00)
executoR.Kwiz [Intermission]: close to WuT's record
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:12]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:01]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:11]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:11]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:32]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:32]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis [6:53]: lol
[6:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
executoR.m1TJA [6:50]: :DDDD
[6:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:32]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:15]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:54]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:22]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:00]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:59
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[6:45]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:45]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
executoR.m1TJA [5:37]: :d
[4:26]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis [3:53]: WTF MAN
[3:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:14]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:45]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz [0:03]: :D
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis [0:01]: tails!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:59)
executoR.m1TJA [Intermission]: XD
executoR.m1TJA [Intermission]: so lucky
executoR.m1TJA [Warmup]: gg
executoR.Webe [Countdown]: cu@flag
executoR.Kwiz [Countdown]: nc.aim
[8:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:11]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:40]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
executoR.Webe [0:06]: xd
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis [Intermission]: Dat jizzboost
executoR.m1TJA [Warmup]: jizzlord cheater
executoR.m1TJA [Warmup]: XD
executoR.Webe [Warmup]: kwizlord > drlagalot
executoR.m1TJA [Warmup]: pizzaboy
executoR.Kwiz [Warmup]: told u i got this
Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis [Warmup]: discovered viagra jizzlord?
[8:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:22]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz [3:52]: kwiz beast
executoR.Webe [3:49]: +1
executoR.Kwiz [3:46]: ye i got this
executoR.m1TJA [3:44]: improved
TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS [3:44]: kwiz = sqzz
executoR.Kwiz [3:43]: :XD
executoR.m1TJA [3:43]: xD
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz [3:41]: indd
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz [3:36]: outdamaging webe
[3:36]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:23 (original: 12:00)
rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz [Intermission]: hard
executoR.Kwiz [Intermission]: #upload.et for cfg
executoR.m1TJA [Intermission]: ofcourse
[Intermission]: TECHNOZ FAKSZH BOIS BOIS disconnected
[Intermission]: Gen.Lt.Dr. Penis disconnected
[Intermission]: rApzZzZzZZzzZzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz disconnected

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