Keyboard Warriors vs meet your masters (2281 views)

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CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
31.08.13 01:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth |KW| Mario 58 kills
Killing Spree |KW| Wario 4 frags without being killed
Accountant |KW| Mario 135% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! |KW| Mario 9 gibs
...and stay dead! |KW| luigi 18% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning |KW| Mario 51 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! |KW| Wario 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Bruce Wayne 159 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! |KW| Wario 200 damage per frag
What objective? |KW| Wario 346 XP
Red Shirt JALMARi mYm! 68 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? JALMARi mYm! 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore |KW| Mario 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut JALMARi mYm! 1 team kills
Gingerbread man |KW| Wario 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
|KW| Wario108346555150121960463252440/04/146/266/217512445
|KW| Mario132287584391011926674631730/03/251/294/116017044
|KW| luigi84251384471010664064201670/01/333/274/317514345
|KW| 10888415113821214225510202085840/08/3130/2714/317014645
JALMARi mYm!34188236840110590684881270/00/522/482/5257125210
Bruce Wayne8222546557101279648786760/04/139/372/617315745
K4Z1M mYm!41249256130011633882361600/02/222/461/225413538
mYm!516629418414113320208255103630/06/283/465/222813938
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
|KW| Wario751534000271056500/00/03/20/0DKK/KD/
|KW| Mario10023440001798771180/00/04/30/0DKDKKDK/
|KW| luigi753634000178053100/00/03/30/0DKDK/KD
|KW| 83741012000422881867180/00/010/80/0
JALMARi mYm!6019350010530897370/00/04/50/0KDDKDKDTD
Bruce Wayne1661853100176567100/00/05/30/0KKK/KDDKX
K4Z1M mYm!01404000157272000/00/00/30/0DDD/
mYm!7551812101218672288370/00/09/110/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
|KW| Wario80264510048426541180/01/03/10/0K/K//K/KD
|KW| Mario801745000257282500/01/03/30/0K/KDKDDK/
|KW| luigi1001655000373044300/00/05/20/0K/KDK/DKK/
|KW| 875913151009214419221180/02/011/60/0
JALMARi mYm!01105000062663500/00/10/40/0DDDDD
Bruce Wayne601335000237252100/00/03/30/0DDDK/K/K
K4Z1M mYm!502436000192498800/00/13/40/0DKKD/KDDD
mYm!374861600031922214400/00/26/110/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
|KW| Wario136154302230110416127721260/01/025/95/2KK/K/DKKDK/K/DTKDDKDKDK/KK/KDK/KK/DKKDK/KKK/KKKKDKKKD
|KW| Mario144144261840064633310000/00/223/103/1KKKD/KKDKDKKDXDDKKK/KKDDKKK/KKKDKK/KDK/KDK/DK
|KW| luigi11112519175105277422931130/01/315/63/2KKDDD/KSK/D/K/KDKKDKDKDKK/KKDDKDKKKK
|KW| 13042375571211211156881652390/02/563/2511/5
JALMARi mYm!2194733200424983576720/00/25/232/4DDDKDDD/KD/KDKDDDKDDDD/DD/DDKDDDKDDDDDDD
Bruce Wayne821181923210635353866180/04/013/131/4DDKKKKDKDDKKKDK//KK/K/SDKDDD/DDKDDDKK/KKDKD
K4Z1M mYm!299793110022132412600/01/07/271/2DDDKDD/KDKDDDDDDDKDKDKDDKDDKDDDKDDDD/DDD
mYm!44309358751012816511568900/05/225/634/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
|KW| Wario90151182010053891233400/02/115/141/0KDDKKK/KD///D/KDKDDKDKDDDDDKKKDKKKDKKK
|KW| Mario15010324165102326327671550/02/021/131/0KKDDKKKKDKDKD/DDKDKDKDKKKDKKDKKKSKKK/KKD
|KW| luigi61741118200123563153540/00/010/161/1KDKKDDDDKKKDKDK/DDDDKKDDDDDKD
|KW| 10032853548108951082542090/04/146/433/1
JALMARi mYm!52641325200622523380180/00/213/160/1KDKDK/DDKDDK/DK//DKK/DKDDDKDKDDDKKDD/D
Bruce Wayne79761924400332923728580/00/118/181/2DDKK/KDKDKDKKDDKK/DKDKDKK/DKDKDKDDDKDDDKDKD
K4Z1M mYm!6511413202007271024021600/01/112/120/0DDKDDDK/D/KKDK/KDDK/K//KKKDKDK/DD
mYm!65254456980016825495102360/01/443/461/3

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Player Chats
|KW| Wario [Warmup]: 3rd lets roll
|KW| Mario [Warmup]: he
|KW| Mario [Warmup]: can you please hurry up
Bruce Wayne [Warmup]: im baking cookies
|KW| Wario [Warmup]: hehe :)
|KW| Mario [Warmup]: iam baking your mum her vagina
|KW| Wario [Warmup]: vagina cookies
|KW| Wario [Warmup]: yum :)
|KW| Wario [Warmup]: 3rd or forfeit
|KW| Wario [Warmup]: :s
|KW| luigi [Warmup]: mixed with his sperm :)
|KW| Wario [Warmup]: wowowow talking about taking it to the next level
|KW| Mario [Warmup]: match is scheduled @ 1.15
|KW| Mario [Warmup]: so 8 min left
Bruce Wayne [Warmup]: but will it blend
|KW| luigi [Warmup]: Let's GO!!
|KW| Wario [Warmup]: ey
|KW| Wario [Warmup]: ready
Bruce Wayne [Warmup]: I'm Batman
|KW| luigi [Countdown]: Let's GO!!
|KW| luigi [Countdown]: Let's GO!!
|KW| luigi [Countdown]: wahooooooo!!
|KW| luigi [Countdown]: wahooooooo!!
|KW| luigi [Countdown]: wahooooooo!!
[8:36]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:21]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:38]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:21
K4Z1M mYm! [Intermission]: qlool
Bruce Wayne [Intermission]: too good for kazim
K4Z1M mYm! [Intermission]: XD
Bruce Wayne [Warmup]: I'm Batman
|KW| luigi [Warmup]: Let's GO!!
K4Z1M mYm! [0:14]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:21)
K4Z1M mYm! [Intermission]: wp
Bruce Wayne [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:02]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:34]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:28]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:15]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:23]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:51]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[3:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:07]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
K4Z1M mYm! [0:24]: abbadabba:ye good mood in ur asshole kk mongol
K4Z1M mYm! [0:24]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Bruce Wayne [Warmup]: I'm Batman
|KW| luigi [Warmup]: Let's GO!!
[11:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:16]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
|KW| Mario [10:59]: XD
|KW| Mario [10:58]: KANKER
[10:33]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:41]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:28]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:27]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Bruce Wayne [6:45]: xD
[6:01]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:42]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
K4Z1M mYm! [2:16]: gg
[1:43]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:16 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: JALMARi mYm! disconnected
|KW| Wario [Intermission]: nice try
[Intermission]: |KW| Wario disconnected
[Intermission]: Bruce Wayne disconnected
|KW| Mario [Intermission]: :d
[Intermission]: |KW| Mario disconnected
[Intermission]: |KW| luigi disconnected

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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.