Full power of yolo vs as fuck (2463 views)

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CB ET 2on2 Ladder
#clanbase.et
01.09.13 19:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth yolo:xlate 68 kills
Killing Spree LOUDASFUCK 6 frags without being killed
Accountant yolo:xlate 110% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! yolo:xlate 5 gibs
...and stay dead! yolo:ClEku 9% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning yolo:xlate 53 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! yolo:xlate 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer yolo:xlate 127 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LOUDASFUCK 215 damage per frag
What objective? yolo:xlate 265 XP
Red Shirt LOUDASFUCK 85 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? LOUDASFUCK 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore yolo:xlate 130 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut LOUDASFUCK 3 team kills
Gingerbread man yolo:ClEku 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
FRESHASFUCK6226344690202167567707360/01/242/381/1115410947
LOUDASFUCK55183478540320655275312070/00/247/553/813989610
ASFUCK58446911544234113308152382430/01/289/554/81479959
yolo:xlate10826568625111281657143180/03/053/4913/312011343
yolo:ClEku58257457542232707361651580/01/140/406/11578049
yolo:815221131379334415238133081760/04/193/4019/11399746
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK41801024000730613485180/01/09/110/6DK/DDK/KDDDDKDD//KDD/DDDKDK/KDDKK/
LOUDASFUCK195563120082143300200/00/16/170/5/DD//KDD/DDKDKDDKDD/DDDDDDDKDDD/DK//D
ASFUCK3013516552001552046487180/01/115/280/11
yolo:xlate11099211920073421281800/00/013/128/1KKDK/KD/DKK/KDKDKDK/KDKXKDK/KKK/KDKKDDK/D
yolo:ClEku10011319190111430662386440/01/115/34/0K/K/KDK/K/K/KKDSKK/K/K/KKTKK//K//DK/K/D
yolo:10521240382112164875204440/01/128/1512/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK114588700021421131400/00/08/40/1KK/KDK/KKDDDKKD
LOUDASFUCK4423491004937119800/00/04/50/0DD/KDKDK//K/D
ASFUCK7981121610062358251200/00/012/90/1
yolo:xlate100447700001395138300/00/06/71/0KDKDKKDKDDKDDK
yolo:ClEku3740381003111797500/00/03/50/0D/D/DKDK/DK
yolo:6984101510032512235800/00/09/121/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK731251419020422742908180/00/214/130/3DKDDDXDKDKDKDKX/KKX/SDS/DKDK/DDDKDKKKK
LOUDASFUCK5210513251032347233312070/00/113/203/2DDDDDKDDDTDDDDDDDD/TDTKKKKK/KKDKDKKDDDDKK
ASFUCK6323027441236574662392250/00/327/333/5
yolo:xlate1351222317310533492942180/03/018/122/1K/KKDKK/KKKKDKK/KKDKDDDKXDSKK/KDDKKK/KDKDD
yolo:ClEku6510415233118289028041140/00/014/142/1K/KKDKK/K/K//KDKKKDDDDDT//DSDDKKDK/KDDDD
yolo:100226384062113623957461320/03/032/264/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK630121900080000/00/011/101/1KKDKKDKDDDK/D/D/D/K/DKK/KKDKD//
LOUDASFUCK1200242000060000/00/024/130/1DKKKKKDDDKK/DDKDK/KKDKK/KKK/DK/D/DDKDKKDKKKK
ASFUCK9203639000140000/00/035/231/2
yolo:xlate890171900100000/00/016/182/1DDDKKKDKDKKDKKDTKDKDDKDKDDKKDDDKDKKDD
yolo:ClEku32082500070000/00/08/180/0KDD/DD/DDKXK/DKD/DK/D/DKDK/DDKDDD
yolo:610254400170000/00/024/362/1

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Player Chats
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: 1 sec
[10:27]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:44]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:05]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[3:58]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
yolo:ClEku [3:01]: =DDD
[2:44]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:04]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[1:42]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:27]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:27]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:18]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:02]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:57
yolo:ClEku [Intermission]: :C
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: XD
yolo:ClEku [Warmup]: Ready
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: sec
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:20]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:20]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:39]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
yolo:ClEku [9:25]: =DDD
yolo:ClEku [9:25]: =DDD
yolo:ClEku [9:25]: =DDD
[9:10]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:36]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:36]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:20 (original: 11:57)
[11:58]: Allies team locked from spectators by FRESHASFUCK
[11:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LOUDASFUCK [10:45]: haha
[6:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:55]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:12]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:31]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:35]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
yolo:xlate [3:04]: :D
LOUDASFUCK [2:52]: flikkerop
[0:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
yolo:ClEku [Warmup]: Ready
[11:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LOUDASFUCK [10:18]: dude
[9:44]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:42]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:19]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:35]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
LOUDASFUCK [4:00]: jongejonge
yolo:ClEku [3:49]: =DDD
yolo:ClEku [3:14]: THE FUCK
[0:54]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
yolo:ClEku [0:34]: always admired ur hiding skillz
[0:21]: yolo:xlate disconnected
yolo:ClEku [0:18]: gg
[0:16]: yolo:ClEku disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.