haxan vs cock and balls torture (2428 views)
iNsAne
Testi
Trixor
Testi
Trixor
L4mpje
LATINO
jEzt0rr
LATINO
jEzt0rr
06.09.13 00:30 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | cabt copy that paste :) | 84 kills |
Killing Spree | cabt copy that paste :) | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | cabt copy that paste :) | 150% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | Trixor swagt haxan | 12 gibs |
...and stay dead! | Trixor swagt haxan | 26% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | cabt copy that paste :) | 77 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | Trixor swagt haxan | 6 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | Trixor swagt haxan | 193 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | inSAA swagt haxan | 315 damage per frag |
What objective? | cabt copy that paste :) | 560 XP |
Red Shirt | inSAA swagt haxan | 82 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | Trixor swagt haxan | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cabt copy that paste :) | 197 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | Trixor swagt haxan | 1 team kills |
Gingerbread man | cabt swag that copy :{D | 28 /kills |
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[10:47]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:13]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:48]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:17]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[8:36]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[8:30]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:03]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:12]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[7:01]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[6:49]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[6:36]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
cabt copy that paste :) [2:50]: | swag |
[2:26]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:33 |
cabt copy that paste :) [Intermission]: | cant lose my swag atleast |
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden [Intermission]: | CHeesus |
cabt copy that paste :) [Countdown]: | wat is 2emap |
cabt swag that copy :{D [Countdown]: | h |
cabt swag that copy :{D [Countdown]: | f |
Trixor swagt haxan [Countdown]: | UFO |
[7:07]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:06]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:21]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:20]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:18]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[5:53]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:23]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[5:21]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[4:07]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[4:01]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[2:28]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[1:55]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[1:30]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:23]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:33) |
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: | gloeilamp of spaarlamp |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | wat is er |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | vrind |
cabt swag that copy :{D [Warmup]: | olielamp |
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: | welke van de 2 |
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: | :> |
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: | ah zo |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | een magische lamp |
Trixor swagt haxan [Warmup]: | :-D |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | je mag 1 wens doen |
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: | die van aladin |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | die niet in vervulling gaat |
Trixor swagt haxan [Warmup]: | dat we die offi hier verliezen |
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: | :DDD |
Trixor swagt haxan [Warmup]: | :-D |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | sorry |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | cant fix that |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | i lose my emoney |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | if you lose |
inSAA swagt haxan [Countdown]: | hf |
cabt swag that copy :{D [Countdown]: | hf<3 |
[9:38]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:35]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[9:31]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[9:14]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:11]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
Trixor swagt haxan [8:11]: | WAT:D |
[7:47]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:42]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:37]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[6:07]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
Trixor swagt haxan [5:16]: | HAPPY FRAGGING? |
[5:10]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[3:38]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:21 |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Warmup]: | My body is READY!! |
cabt swag that copy :{D [7:53]: | n1 |
cabt swag that copy :{D [7:51]: | :P |
Trixor swagt haxan [3:38]: | k ken deze map niet |
Trixor swagt haxan [3:36]: | ... |
cabt swag that copy :{D [3:34]: | xdd |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [3:31]: | ik ga zo slapen man |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [3:28]: | 2-2 |
Trixor swagt haxan [3:10]: | STOP DAARMEE GAST |
cabt copy that paste :) [3:03]: | lekker puh |
Trixor swagt haxan [2:21]: | wat? |
cabt swag that copy :{D [2:14]: | scheelxD |
[1:36]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[1:33]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
inSAA swagt haxan [1:07]: | nauw hup met die tank |
[1:03]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
cabt copy that paste :) [0:52]: | turbo |
[0:04]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:21) |
inSAA swagt haxan [Intermission]: | pshh |
cabt copy that paste :) [Intermission]: | yes mijn geld kwijt |
cabt swag that copy :{D [Intermission]: | FAST ADLER? |
inSAA swagt haxan [Intermission]: | 49acc man |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | OEI VERKEERDE ZAK |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | hihi |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Warmup]: | het was geen fijne tent |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Warmup]: | :/ |
Trixor swagt haxan [Warmup]: | claim toch forfeit |
Trixor swagt haxan [Warmup]: | omdat jullie niet ufo wilde |
cabt copy that paste :) [Countdown]: | boeit me niet |
cabt swag that copy :{D [Countdown]: | xDd |
cabt swag that copy :{D [Countdown]: | boeie |
Trixor swagt haxan [Countdown]: | :-D |
Trixor swagt haxan [Countdown]: | :-D |
cabt copy that paste :) [9:37]: | oei al gespawned |
Trixor swagt haxan [9:34]: | kom laat die andere ook maar wat doen |
[8:10]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:48]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[7:48]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cabt copy that paste :) [6:41]: | waarom self je niet |
[6:29]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:30 |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Intermission]: | talent |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Intermission]: | :P |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Intermission]: | dunno |
cabt copy that paste :) [Intermission]: | :< |
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden [Intermission]: | that objective dude |
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden [Intermission]: | was like |
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden [Intermission]: | warping |
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden [Intermission]: | nd stuff |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | still got this |
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: | swag |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Warmup]: | My body is READY!! |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Warmup]: | My body is READY!! |
[2:34]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[2:20]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[2:20]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cabt swag that copy :{D [2:11]: | xdd |
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [0:23]: | GG |
cabt swag that copy :{D [0:22]: | gg |
cabt copy that paste :) [0:20]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:30) |
inSAA swagt haxan [Intermission]: | nou |
Trixor swagt haxan [Intermission]: | yooo |
inSAA swagt haxan [Intermission]: | gnight iedereen |
cabt swag that copy :{D [Intermission]: | nounou |
[Intermission]: | Trixor swagt haxan disconnected |
cabt copy that paste :) [Intermission]: | later |
[Intermission]: | TSTi SWAGGERBOY disconnected |
cabt swag that copy :{D [Intermission]: | latur |
[Intermission]: | cabt copy that paste :) disconnected |
[Intermission]: | inSAA swagt haxan disconnected |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
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- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.