haxan vs cock and balls torture (2408 views)

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CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
06.09.13 00:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cabt copy that paste :) 84 kills
Killing Spree cabt copy that paste :) 7 frags without being killed
Accountant cabt copy that paste :) 150% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Trixor swagt haxan 12 gibs
...and stay dead! Trixor swagt haxan 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cabt copy that paste :) 77 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Trixor swagt haxan 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Trixor swagt haxan 193 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! inSAA swagt haxan 315 damage per frag
What objective? cabt copy that paste :) 560 XP
Red Shirt inSAA swagt haxan 82 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Trixor swagt haxan 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cabt copy that paste :) 197 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Trixor swagt haxan 1 team kills
Gingerbread man cabt swag that copy :{D 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY66366456810011211530125321730/04/238/504/5256184410
Trixor swagt haxan6133546751201219208102323330/03/338/466/5200136313
inSAA swagt haxan5240643826001711614123491610/05/337/601/3270151511
swag60110713422528025032352351136670/012/3113/6011/3242157411
cabt swag that copy :{D6531349751200289169105981260/03/643/383/318714138
cabt copy that paste :)15056084561100221625910501680/03/477/284/219418876
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden6241642681000159685112531400/02/236/474/423116567
cabt 88128917519933006535113323523340/08/2156/4711/420416557
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY719110142011266425501010/01/19/121/0DTKDKDDDDKKKD/DKDDDDDKKKK
Trixor swagt haxan707612176005256227571460/00/010/122/0/K/KKKDKK/DK/DDKDDDKD/KDDKDDK
inSAA swagt haxan4511992020052623275700/01/07/151/1D/KXDKD//KDKDDKDKDDDDK/DDKKDD/
swag622863151100111784980642470/02/126/394/1
cabt swag that copy :{D55561018300718662265180/01/19/90/1DDDD/KD/K/KKDDDK/KDKK/K/K/DD
cabt copy that paste :)1431082316600942102551680/00/023/60/1/KDK/KDK/KDKKDKKDKKK/KK/K/K/KK/KKDKK/KD
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden4361716300319883033180/00/17/110/1K/KDDDKKDK/DKDDKD/DDDDD
cabt 802254050120019806478491040/01/239/260/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY73781115200431432618360/01/09/81/3/DDKD/KKDDDK/KDDDK/KKDKDKK
Trixor swagt haxan7388111520042174206100/01/18/92/1K//K/DDKD/DKDKDKDKDDDKKKDK
inSAA swagt haxan82811417000727882510490/02/112/90/0/KKKKKD/KDD/DDK/KDKK/KK/DK/DKDD
swag7624736474001581057189850/04/229/263/4
cabt swag that copy :{D77801418300721902588540/00/112/92/1D/K/KDDKK///K/DKKKDKKDDKDDKKDDK/
cabt copy that paste :)5610791610063148263200/02/36/71/0/KD/KDKKK///KKDDDKDKDDDD/
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden4084922200718512885860/00/08/131/2/DDDDDDKKD/K/DKK/D/DD/KKDDKDK/D
cabt 58271325660020718981051400/02/426/294/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY71711014100217852723180/01/08/111/1KKDDDKDKDK/KKDD/DDKDKKDD
Trixor swagt haxan90661011100219691879460/02/17/71/1KDKKDDKDK/K/KKDDDKDKD
inSAA swagt haxan5372713200215472073580/00/27/80/1DKK/KKDDKD/KDDDKDDDD
swag7120927384006530166751220/03/322/262/3
cabt swag that copy :{D377161610031727180300/01/24/101/1KDDDDDDDDK/DKDD//DKDKK
cabt copy that paste :)20011516820022932169900/01/015/60/0DDKKKKKKKDD/KKDKKKKKK/DK
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden1001031010200220161799180/01/17/62/1KDDKKKDDDKK/KD/KDKDK
cabt 1122893234500766755301180/03/326/223/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY265641520001730277800/00/04/150/1DDKDDDDDDDDDDKKDKXDD
Trixor swagt haxan2747518201314252101830/00/15/121/2DDKKDKDDDDDDDDDD//D/TKDK
inSAA swagt haxan4477818200025902939180/01/07/180/0KDDDDDDDDDDDKDDKDDKDKKDDKK
swag3218017516013574578181010/01/116/451/3
cabt swag that copy :{D92531213500717772030360/00/112/50/0DKKDKK/K/KKK/K//KK//KDDDD
cabt copy that paste :)34215824720033751192100/00/023/41/0KK/KKK/KKKDKKKKKDKKKKKKDKK/KKKD
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden150112128300122901794180/01/010/71/0KKDKDKKKKKKDKDKD/KDD
cabt 195323482810001178185745540/01/145/162/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY12546542000111499900/01/14/30/0DKDKKKDKD
Trixor swagt haxan503248000444583200/00/04/40/0DDK/KK/D/KD/
inSAA swagt haxan283327000110151053180/00/02/60/0DKDDDDD/K
swag681111119200525742884180/01/110/130/0
cabt swag that copy :{D1333043000160861900/01/03/20/0KKDKDK/
cabt copy that paste :)140417500011421102300/00/17/30/0KKKDKDKDKK/D
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden501836000185593200/00/03/50/0DKK/DDDDK
cabt 10889141400032884257400/01/113/100/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY83245610051094864180/00/04/11/0KD/K//K//KK
Trixor swagt haxan6626461003633602580/00/04/20/1DDD/KK/K/K
inSAA swagt haxan422437000210511017180/01/02/40/1DDKDD//DKK
swag647412192001027782483940/01/010/71/2
cabt swag that copy :{D422337000310011293180/00/13/30/0DKK/DK//DD
cabt copy that paste :)1253154000179767500/00/03/22/1KKK/KDDKD
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden163816000168581000/00/01/50/0K/DDDDD
cabt 6192917000524832778180/00/17/102/1

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Player Chats
[10:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:13]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:12]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:49]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:36]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
cabt copy that paste :) [2:50]: swag
[2:26]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:33
cabt copy that paste :) [Intermission]: cant lose my swag atleast
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden [Intermission]: CHeesus
cabt copy that paste :) [Countdown]: wat is 2emap
cabt swag that copy :{D [Countdown]: h
cabt swag that copy :{D [Countdown]: f
Trixor swagt haxan [Countdown]: UFO
[7:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:06]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:20]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:23]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:21]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[1:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:23]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:33)
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: gloeilamp of spaarlamp
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: wat is er
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: vrind
cabt swag that copy :{D [Warmup]: olielamp
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: welke van de 2
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: :>
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: ah zo
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: een magische lamp
Trixor swagt haxan [Warmup]: :-D
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: je mag 1 wens doen
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: die van aladin
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: die niet in vervulling gaat
Trixor swagt haxan [Warmup]: dat we die offi hier verliezen
inSAA swagt haxan [Warmup]: :DDD
Trixor swagt haxan [Warmup]: :-D
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: sorry
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: cant fix that
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: i lose my emoney
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: if you lose
inSAA swagt haxan [Countdown]: hf
cabt swag that copy :{D [Countdown]: hf<3
[9:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:35]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:31]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
Trixor swagt haxan [8:11]: WAT:D
[7:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:37]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:07]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
Trixor swagt haxan [5:16]: HAPPY FRAGGING?
[5:10]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:38]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:21
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
cabt swag that copy :{D [7:53]: n1
cabt swag that copy :{D [7:51]: :P
Trixor swagt haxan [3:38]: k ken deze map niet
Trixor swagt haxan [3:36]: ...
cabt swag that copy :{D [3:34]: xdd
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [3:31]: ik ga zo slapen man
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [3:28]: 2-2
Trixor swagt haxan [3:10]: STOP DAARMEE GAST
cabt copy that paste :) [3:03]: lekker puh
Trixor swagt haxan [2:21]: wat?
cabt swag that copy :{D [2:14]: scheelxD
[1:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:33]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
inSAA swagt haxan [1:07]: nauw hup met die tank
[1:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
cabt copy that paste :) [0:52]: turbo
[0:04]: The Tank has been damaged!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:21)
inSAA swagt haxan [Intermission]: pshh
cabt copy that paste :) [Intermission]: yes mijn geld kwijt
cabt swag that copy :{D [Intermission]: FAST ADLER?
inSAA swagt haxan [Intermission]: 49acc man
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: OEI VERKEERDE ZAK
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: hihi
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Warmup]: het was geen fijne tent
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Warmup]: :/
Trixor swagt haxan [Warmup]: claim toch forfeit
Trixor swagt haxan [Warmup]: omdat jullie niet ufo wilde
cabt copy that paste :) [Countdown]: boeit me niet
cabt swag that copy :{D [Countdown]: xDd
cabt swag that copy :{D [Countdown]: boeie
Trixor swagt haxan [Countdown]: :-D
Trixor swagt haxan [Countdown]: :-D
cabt copy that paste :) [9:37]: oei al gespawned
Trixor swagt haxan [9:34]: kom laat die andere ook maar wat doen
[8:10]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:48]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cabt copy that paste :) [6:41]: waarom self je niet
[6:29]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:30
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Intermission]: talent
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Intermission]: :P
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Intermission]: dunno
cabt copy that paste :) [Intermission]: :<
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden [Intermission]: that objective dude
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden [Intermission]: was like
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden [Intermission]: warping
cabt sweeden is weeden of eden [Intermission]: nd stuff
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: still got this
cabt copy that paste :) [Warmup]: swag
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[2:34]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:20]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[2:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cabt swag that copy :{D [2:11]: xdd
TSTi SWA^MGGE^NRBOY [0:23]: GG
cabt swag that copy :{D [0:22]: gg
cabt copy that paste :) [0:20]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:30)
inSAA swagt haxan [Intermission]: nou
Trixor swagt haxan [Intermission]: yooo
inSAA swagt haxan [Intermission]: gnight iedereen
cabt swag that copy :{D [Intermission]: nounou
[Intermission]: Trixor swagt haxan disconnected
cabt copy that paste :) [Intermission]: later
[Intermission]: TSTi SWAGGERBOY disconnected
cabt swag that copy :{D [Intermission]: latur
[Intermission]: cabt copy that paste :) disconnected
[Intermission]: inSAA swagt haxan disconnected

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