Happy Tree Friends vs abstraction (2721 views)
24.09.13 18:15 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) | 76 kills |
Killing Spree | @ jin | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) | 93% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR | 19 gibs |
...and stay dead! | @ Kapla | 33% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) | 68 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | @ nejm | 16 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) | 189 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | ^PH7F // DARADIO:> | 371 damage per frag |
What objective? | H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) | 530 XP |
Red Shirt | @ jin | 100 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | @ Kapla | 15 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) | 180 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | @ nejm | 34 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Warmup]: | shoutout forsaken jerreuh and jassu's awesome tag |
@ nejm [Warmup]: | shoutout my imagined friends |
@ jin [Warmup]: | u dont have even those |
@ nejm [Warmup]: | :/ |
@ nejm [Warmup]: | kfc chicken wings are my best buddies |
@ jin [Countdown]: | hf |
[11:16]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:48]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:31]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
@ nejm [8:31]: | tel |
[8:31]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[8:31]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[8:31]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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[8:31]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[8:31]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[8:31]: | FIGHT! |
@ nejm [8:23]: | tak XD |
[8:12]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[8:12]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[8:10]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:04]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[8:01]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:57]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:57]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[6:57]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:27]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:21]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
@ jin [6:02]: | :XD |
[5:46]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[5:43]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[5:42]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[5:39]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
@ jin [5:19]: | :XD |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [5:01]: | shit server |
@ Kapla [5:01]: | SUPRE SERWER |
@ Kapla [5:01]: | !! |
[5:01]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
@ Kapla [5:01]: | SUPER |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
@ Kapla [5:00]: | NICE |
@ Kapla [5:00]: | gg |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [5:01]: | I think 1full |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [5:01]: | :) |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [5:00]: | :) |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [5:01]: | :) |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [5:01]: | :) |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
@ nejm [5:00]: | i think u killed him on lag |
@ nejm [5:00]: | what u think |
@ jin [5:00]: | :))))) |
@ Kapla [5:00]: | cuz lag ? |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
@ nejm [5:01]: | stary |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [5:00]: | xD |
@ nejm [5:00]: | leave us please |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
@ nejm [5:00]: | so we try? |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
@ nejm [5:00]: | ? |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [5:01]: | im lagging since the beginning |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [5:01]: | annoying |
@ nejm [5:01]: | its stopped now for me |
@ jin [5:01]: | cu fragmovie |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [5:01]: | change server after this map? |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [5:01]: | go |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [5:01]: | fair enough? |
@ jin [5:01]: | kapla is on the phone |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
@ nejm [5:01]: | not lagging at all last min |
@ nejm [5:00]: | how about u |
[5:00]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [5:01]: | im having random spikes |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [5:00]: | doesn't matter |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [5:00]: | :D |
[5:01]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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@ jin [5:01]: | gg |
[5:01]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
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[5:01]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:01]: | FIGHT! |
[4:48]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [4:28]: | :) |
@ nejm [4:18]: | i paused wtf |
[3:54]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[3:52]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:42]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[3:42]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:17 |
@ Kapla [Warmup]: | hanhe serwer |
@ Kapla [Warmup]: | change |
@ nejm [Warmup]: | so we change it now? |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [Warmup]: | kk |
@ Kapla [Warmup]: | * |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Warmup]: | 8:17 |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Warmup]: | right/ |
@ nejm [Warmup]: | y |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Warmup]: | ill pm on irc |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [Warmup]: | remember IT! |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [Warmup]: | xD |
[11:16]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[11:11]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:10]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[11:07]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:27]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[8:27]: | @ nejmcalled a vote. |
[8:27]: | Vote passed! |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [4:37]: | :XD |
[4:37]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
@ nejm [4:37]: | XDDDDDDD |
@ nejm [4:37]: | dnb: |
@ nejm [4:37]: | how do i change time |
[4:37]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [4:37]: | xD |
[4:37]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [4:37]: | :XD |
[4:37]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[4:37]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
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H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [4:37]: | lier |
[4:37]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
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@ Kapla [4:37]: | :) |
[4:37]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[4:37]: | FIGHT! |
[3:43]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
@ nejm [3:25]: | gg mouse |
[3:09]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[2:45]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[1:49]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[1:44]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[1:43]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
@ nejm [0:47]: | :) |
@ jin [0:24]: | :XD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:10 |
@ jin [Intermission]: | dnbradio |
@ jin [Intermission]: | how u feel |
@ jin [Intermission]: | :XD |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [Intermission]: | bored? |
@ jin [Intermission]: | or carried? |
@ Kapla [Warmup]: | :) |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Warmup]: | :XD |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [Warmup]: | XD |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [Warmup]: | didn't even try |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [Warmup]: | xD |
@ jin [Warmup]: | right? |
@ jin [Warmup]: | we got rolled hard, bro |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [Warmup]: | didn't say anything about u |
@ jin [Countdown]: | if u are bored of winning with low+ :XD |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [8:57]: | hahahaha |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [8:56]: | XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
[8:44]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[8:24]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[8:24]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:12]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[6:39]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:20 |
@ jin [Intermission]: | base, nice ping |
@ jin [Intermission]: | 25-140 |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [0:54]: | xD |
[0:24]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:20) |
@ Kapla [Intermission]: | brb reboot |
[Intermission]: | H7F // jerk FPSDR disconnected |
@ jin [Intermission]: | XD |
@ Kapla [Intermission]: | xDD |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Intermission]: | >D |
@ jin [Intermission]: | not obv at all |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Warmup]: | :XD |
@ jin [Warmup]: | only dnb left |
@ jin [Warmup]: | to reboot |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [Warmup]: | brb |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [Warmup]: | xD |
@ jin [Countdown]: | dont be 2magic, jerk |
@ Kapla [Countdown]: | :) |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Countdown]: | good luck to us, we will need it |
[10:14]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:57]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:33]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:30]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
@ nejm [8:54]: | :) |
@ nejm [8:54]: | :) |
@ nejm [8:54]: | :) |
@ nejm [8:54]: | :) |
[8:27]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[8:17]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:13]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
@ nejm [8:00]: | :) |
[7:12]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
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[7:12]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
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@ jin [7:12]: | gg kapla |
@ jin [7:12]: | always |
[7:12]: | Axis team locked from spectators by H7F // DARADIO:> |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
@ jin [7:12]: | outlagged... |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
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[7:12]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [7:12]: | dat dyna is annoying |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [7:12]: | tick tick tick tick |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [7:12]: | ye i can hear this shit 2 |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [7:12]: | FUCK SAKE |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [7:12]: | xD |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [7:12]: | la la la |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
[7:12]: | @ Kapla Server command overflow |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
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[7:12]: | FIGHT! |
[7:12]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
@ nejm [7:12]: | happy full |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
@ jin [7:12]: | my sound is 2low to annoy me |
@ jin [7:12]: | just ry it |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[7:12]: | @ Kapla connected |
@ jin [7:12]: | coming |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [7:12]: | :XD |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
@ jin [7:12]: | configs |
@ jin [7:12]: | bot |
@ jin [7:12]: | now wh |
@ jin [7:12]: | done. |
[7:12]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [7:12]: | la la la la |
[7:12]: | FIGHT! |
[7:05]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
@ nejm [6:28]: | :) |
[5:25]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[4:03]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[3:52]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
^PH7F // DARADIO:> [3:52]: | :d ? |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [3:52]: | ping jumping |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
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[3:52]: | FIGHT! |
@ jin [0:50]: | :XD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
@ jin [Warmup]: | 2 mins? |
@ jin [Warmup]: | akuku needs 2 mins |
[11:27]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
@ Kapla [11:27]: | xD |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | xd |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | every1 lagging today |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | xD |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | official LAG day |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | WOooHoooHOoO |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | xD |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
@ Kapla [11:27]: | 37 fps |
@ Kapla [11:27]: | nice |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | wooden pc |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | :X |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | xD |
@ Kapla [11:27]: | yah... |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
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@ jin [11:27]: | u won deli cause of lag, so unpause |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | xD |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | "buddy in ur channel timed out" |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
@ jin [11:27]: | 37 ping |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | "buddy entered ur channel" |
@ nejm [11:27]: | oh im your buddy, so sweet <3 |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | <3 |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | :* |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | cu tonight |
@ nejm [11:27]: | xoxo |
H7F /^P/ jerk FPSDR [11:27]: | xD |
[11:27]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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[11:27]: | FIGHT! |
@ Kapla [11:04]: | :XD |
@ nejm [10:33]: | :) |
[10:10]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:54]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:23]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:22]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
@ nejm [9:20]: | :) |
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [9:05]: | :XD |
@ nejm [8:25]: | ?? |
[8:03]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:58]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
@ Kapla [7:53]: | :XD |
[7:29]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
@ Kapla [6:17]: | :XD |
[5:17]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:14]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:40]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:39]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:26]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
@ jin [4:22]: | XD |
@ jin [2:26]: | XD |
@ jin [1:11]: | ggwp |
@ jin [1:07]: | and u are low+ XD |
@ nejm [1:02]: | mad |
@ nejm [1:01]: | :D |
@ jin [0:57]: | not rly |
@ jin [0:51]: | just know u are obviously cheating |
@ jin [0:50]: | thats all |
[0:44]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 11:15 (original: 12:00) |
[Intermission]: | H7F // jerk FPSDR disconnected |
[Intermission]: | H7F // BAAASE:O) disconnected |
[Intermission]: | @ jin disconnected |
[Intermission]: | @ nejm disconnected |
[Intermission]: | @ Akuku disconnected |
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You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
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