haxan vs Happy Tree Friends (2443 views)

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CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
25.09.13 23:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth H7F // jerk FPSLAGS 42 kills
Killing Spree ^PH7F // Z :< 6 frags without being killed
Accountant H7F // jerk FPSLAGS 78% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ARTICUNO iz haxan 11 gibs
...and stay dead! ARTICUNO iz haxan 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Testi iz haxan 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! H7F // jerk FPSLAGS 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) 163 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Testi iz haxan 292 damage per frag
What objective? Testi iz haxan 331 XP
Red Shirt ARTICUNO iz haxan 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ARTICUNO iz haxan 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore H7F // jerk FPSLAGS 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ^PH7F // Z :< 2 team kills
Gingerbread man ^PH7F // Z :< 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ARTICUNO iz haxan462923370112227808875875180/01/330/344/6245105311
Trixor iz haxan67304355280017751084801620/02/329/304/421516346
Testi iz haxan773314153701121008486981240/02/241/371/424616437
iz haxan6292710917526235625682247658040/05/2100/379/423514438
H7F // jerk FPSLAGS78290425420113944193552130/03/335/355/322517335
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O)6125037614002369518397360/00/032/365/318813838
^PH7F // Z :<67285416150227753466892070/05/234/294/318411068
H7F // 6882512017611036323926244414560/08/2101/2914/319914047
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ARTICUNO iz haxan69112162391112339126491830/00/116/91/0/KK//KSKKKD/KTKK/K/D//KKD/D/D/DKDKDKD/DK
Trixor iz haxan9411216173001034403107900/01/013/72/1DDX/K/KD/KKK/KK/K/KK/KKDKDKDDK/K//
Testi iz haxan146129221520063941245800/00/022/90/0K/KK/KKKD/KKK/DKDKDDDKKKDK/K/KDKKKDKK
iz haxan10335354551411281077282142730/01/151/253/1
H7F // jerk FPSLAGS3978923000330554092710/00/19/180/1DDDDKDDDKDKDDD/KD/D/KKDDKDKDKDDD
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O)3379103010072731401700/00/010/220/2/DDKXDDDDDDDK/D/KDD/DKDDKDDD/DKDKK/DK/KDD
^PH7F // Z :<29977243011324282663800/01/06/111/0/KDTDK/DD/KD///K/KD/DDK///DK//DD
H7F // 342542677401238214107721510/01/125/511/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ARTICUNO iz haxan3197113511011321431191000/00/210/181/5KKK//////D/DDKDKDDKDDK/KDDDDXDDDKD/D/KSDDDDDDK/D
Trixor iz haxan621251016100420502637540/01/28/91/1///DDK/KKKKDDDKDDKDKDDDKDK
Testi iz haxan30111723201333923990520/00/18/180/1K//DKDDDDDDDK/DDTDDDDKDKDKDDKDD
iz haxan41333287441118865697462060/01/526/452/7
H7F // jerk FPSLAGS881071618000730243068180/02/113/91/2D//KK/KKDXK/KKDKDK/KKKD/KDDKDKD/KDD
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O)10511418173001032132854360/00/014/74/0D/KKK/DD/KK/K/KDKDKKK/K/K/DK/K/KDKK
^PH7F // Z :<10412522211011135092734550/03/017/93/1DD/D//KKDD/TDDKK/KK//DKKKKKKD/K/KKK/KKKKKKD/
H7F // 99346565640128974686561090/05/144/258/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ARTICUNO iz haxan33502610135328941990/01/01/21/1D//KDT/DK
Trixor iz haxan334041210021164169800/00/03/101/1DDDKDDKX//DDDKDKD
Testi iz haxan724581110001460163700/00/16/71/3KDKKKDKDDKKDDDDDDKD
iz haxan4613514293015315642291990/01/110/193/5
H7F // jerk FPSLAGS14270107100318201051540/00/07/33/0KDKD/KKKD/KK/KKKD
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O)752668000481281300/00/05/31/1K/KDDDK/K/K/KD
^PH7F // Z :<1006388100215971292720/01/17/40/1/KKDDKD/KDKDKKKD
H7F // 10615924232009422931561260/01/119/104/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ARTICUNO iz haxan6633460001951925360/00/03/51/0K/DDDKKKDD
Trixor iz haxan71275730018561038180/00/15/40/1KDKKDDK/DDKD
Testi iz haxan100464420031291613720/02/05/30/0KK/KK//KDKDKD
iz haxan7910613175005309825761260/02/113/121/1
H7F // jerk FPSLAGS1163576101015421144700/01/16/51/0DKKDKTKDKKDDKD
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O)503136000219571300/00/03/40/0DKDK/D/DK
^PH7F // Z :<5004800010000/00/14/50/1DDDDXD/DKKKK
H7F // 72661420101317371857700/01/213/141/1

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Player Chats
[10:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:34]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:22]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:45]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [3:17]: :)
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [3:17]: :)
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [3:16]: :)
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [3:16]: :)
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [3:16]: :)
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [3:16]: :)
[2:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Testi iz haxan [1:43]: :D
[1:19]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:14]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:13]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:00]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [0:01]: XD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
ARTICUNO iz haxan [Warmup]: baguette avec la vache kiri
Testi iz haxan [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
ARTICUNO iz haxan [Warmup]: baguette avec la vache kiri
[11:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:18]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[11:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:54]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:51]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
ARTICUNO iz haxan [6:20]: >> HIGHNADE <<
[5:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
ARTICUNO iz haxan [3:55]: :ds:x:d:
ARTICUNO iz haxan [3:54]: THIS GUYS
ARTICUNO iz haxan [3:52]: engi
ARTICUNO iz haxan [3:51]: no man
ARTICUNO iz haxan [1:26]: ggs
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [1:26]: OMFG
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [1:25]: XD
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [1:24]: l0l
^PH7F // Z :< [1:15]: can't hit shit
^PH7F // Z :< [1:14]: :X
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [1:10]: i tapped 5fulls last 5min
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:03]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:54]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:49]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:49]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
^PH7F // Z :< [10:36]: lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[10:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:18]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
^PH7F // Z :< [7:40]: xD
^PH7F // Z :< [7:40]: xD
^PH7F // Z :< [7:40]: xD
ARTICUNO iz haxan [7:12]: watwat
[7:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:00]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:59
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Intermission]: dat luck
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Intermission]: xD
ARTICUNO iz haxan [Warmup]: baguette avec la vache kiri
Testi iz haxan [Warmup]: nothing lucky about that lol
Testi iz haxan [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[4:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:05]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:05]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:30]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
H7F // jerk FPSLAGS [2:30]: nice lags
Testi iz haxan [2:30]: was it the server?
Testi iz haxan [2:30]: or me
Testi iz haxan [2:30]: me
^PH7F // Z :< [2:30]: ó
Testi iz haxan [2:29]: :D
[2:30]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
H7F // jerk FPSLAGS [2:30]: u i guess
[2:30]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
ARTICUNO iz haxan [2:29]: mooie call van testi
[2:30]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:30]: FIGHT!
[2:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:23]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:34]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Trixor iz haxan [1:14]: gg
Testi iz haxan [1:06]: OK
[1:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:04]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:55 (original: 4:59)
Testi iz haxan [Intermission]: HOW THE FUCK YOU KNEW
Testi iz haxan [Intermission]: WHERE I WAS
ARTICUNO iz haxan [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: ARTICUNO iz haxan disconnected
^PH7F // Z :< [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: Trixor iz haxan disconnected
H7F // jerk FPSLAGS [Intermission]: standard places
H7F ^V// BAAASE^V:O) [Intermission]: kankerspel
[Intermission]: H7F // BAAASE:O) disconnected
[Intermission]: H7F // Z :< disconnected
[Intermission]: H7F // jerk FPSLAGS disconnected

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