gentleMen vs robertdonkeys (2769 views)

be Azur
nl adeto
cz milhAus
fi froxe
fr StrAf
fi fantax


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
27.09.13 22:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth rd.StrAf 47 kills
Killing Spree rd.StrAf 5 frags without being killed
Accountant gMen-milhAus 85% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! gMen-adetonian 14 gibs
...and stay dead! gMen-adetonian 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning rd.StrAf 39 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! gMen-EMOHOMO 14 SPAM kills
Fragstealer gMen-EMOHOMO 145 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! gMen-adetonian 245 damage per frag
What objective? gMen-milhAus 379 XP
Red Shirt gMen-EMOHOMO 72 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? gMen-adetonian 6 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore gMen-milhAus 176 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut gMen-EMOHOMO 2 team kills
Gingerbread man gMen-adetonian 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
rd.StrAf753684762910179781103201630/04/639/294/920816455
rd.froxe5429737676112278808205380/14/429/315/721312145
rd.fanta8(66298436283216781697222612/02/537/343/518215055
rd.6596312719123535525477282474622/010/5105/3412/520114555
gMen-adetonian64318436614112594399381910/03/436/335/422014036
gMen-EMOHOMO603734572143220833269943140/06/321/4014/91859346
gMen-milhAus853794654901191047691021680/15/238/334/122816944
gMen-68107013419237446428247254775730/114/295/3323/121113445
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
rd.StrAf5685916100224123172180/00/48/71/1DKDDKDDKK/DDDDKKDDDKDDK/K
rd.froxe439071610031878223600/10/25/82/1KKDDK/DDK/DDDK/DDKDKDDDX
rd.fanta8(56589161311160025591312/00/17/100/1DKDD/DDKDDSDDKSKDKKDKDDKKDTS
rd.5223325483316589079671492/10/720/253/3
gMen-adetonian78781519400142530183300/01/013/41/1KDKKK//K//K//KDKK/DKD//K/K//DKK/K/
gMen-EMOHOMO6093142342110260318211280/04/02/93/2KDSKK//DKDKK//TK///KDK/K/D/KDDDDKDKDDKS
gMen-milhAus92951213200528342236360/12/010/70/1DDDK/DKK/X/KKKK/K/KKDDKDKD
gMen-772664155102129796758901640/17/025/204/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
rd.StrAf80404501041132655180/00/04/10/0D/K/SK/K/K
rd.froxe372638200587072200/00/02/31/0KDK//DDK///
rd.fanta8(50373600026361048180/00/13/30/0/DDK/DKKD
rd.5610310192101126382425360/00/19/71/0
gMen-adetonian3350390003911118200/00/03/50/1DKDD//K/DDKD
gMen-EMOHOMO011010101017100/00/00/00/0/S
gMen-milhAus83565600021514128500/01/04/40/0KK/KD/KDKDD
gMen-3911781601062425263800/01/07/90/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
rd.StrAf10514319183008287526351270/02/116/81/2KK/KKDDDKKDK/DKDDXK//DK/KK/DK/KKKK/KKD
rd.froxe65891320201728032728380/02/112/100/2K/K/KKKKDD/DDKD/KDDDKK//TDK/DDDKDK
rd.fanta8(95112212240111316331321120/02/117/93/2/KKKKKD/KDD/K/KK/KK/KDTK/K/KK//DKKKXDDDKD/DKD
rd.88344536090226884184952770/06/345/274/6
gMen-adetonian4488818411023363372620/01/17/161/1DDDDDDKSDTKDKDKDDDDKDDDKKDKD
gMen-EMOHOMO461291226300330012807960/00/37/185/3DDKDDKDKDDKKDKDDD/XKDD/K/DDKDDDKDDDDDKK
gMen-milhAus871331416400431582662200/01/113/110/0DDDDKK/KDKDKDKDKK//DDKKKDKK/KD
gMen-59350346011117849588411780/02/527/456/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
rd.StrAf65100152350033362385800/02/111/132/6D/KKKDKDDDKDK/DDDKDDDK/KDKDKDKDDDDKDKK
rd.froxe6092142311072329251900/02/110/102/4KDDDDK/SKDKK//KDDKDDDK/DDDKKKK/D/DKK/
rd.fanta8(5591101830022417298300/00/210/120/2DKDDDKDDDDKDDKDKDK/KDDDK/KDK
rd.602833964910128108936000/04/431/354/12
gMen-adetonian851021720600836622994290/01/313/83/1KDDKDK/K/DKDKDK/KDK/K/KDDKDKK/KKDK/D/
gMen-EMOHOMO861401922701627282195900/02/012/136/4DKKTKKDD/DKKKDK/DK/KDK/K/D/DKKDDKDDKKKXKDDD
gMen-milhAus789515193018297029191120/01/111/114/0KKXDKKKDD/KKDK/KK/KDK/DK/KDD//TD/DKD
gMen-833375161160222936081082310/04/436/3213/5

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Player Chats
rd.fanta8( [Countdown]: its a medieval village
rd.fanta8( [Countdown]: where froxe lives
rd.fanta8( [Countdown]: u go visit him
[11:07]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[10:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:41]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[9:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
rd.fanta8( [8:53]: nice nade >D
rd.StrAf [8:39]: good map choice
rd.StrAf [8:36]: atleast u get a map.
rd.StrAf [8:34]: :)
rd.StrAf [8:33]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [8:33]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [8:33]: 8'D
[8:31]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
gMen-Buzzikistan [8:30]: sacré benjam'
rd.StrAf [7:51]: 8'D
rd.fanta8( [6:32]: this map is fucking useless >D
[5:52]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
rd.froxe [5:18]: >D
[2:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
rd.StrAf [2:28]: 8'D
[2:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
gMen-milhAus [2:04]: :D
gMen-Buzzikistan [2:00]: Bon, je vais voir masterchef, bisous Azur, rémy, milfhaus, benjam'
gMen-EMOHOMO [1:42]: hf
[1:36]: gMen-Buzzikistan disconnected
[0:42]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[0:12]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:01]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
rd.fanta8( [Intermission]: GOOD GAME
rd.StrAf [Intermission]: much fUn
gMen-milhAus [Intermission]: hectic
rd.StrAf [Intermission]: Many fUn
rd.StrAf [Intermission]: many much
gMen-adetonian [Warmup]: StrAf
gMen-adetonian [Warmup]: You will have your fun on goldrush, let me have mine now okay?
rd.StrAf [Warmup]: goldrush is 50/50
rd.StrAf [Warmup]: this is ?
rd.froxe [Warmup]: this map is just pointless when straf is just exploring like with womens
rd.StrAf [Warmup]: well i dont even know where to go to put obj
rd.StrAf [11:46]: 8'D
[11:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
rd.StrAf [11:35]: u even know hpw to strafe
rd.StrAf [11:29]: to plant fast
[11:19]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[10:49]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
rd.fanta8( [10:04]: lol?
[9:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:41]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
gMen-milhAus [9:33]: :D
[7:45]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
rd.StrAf [7:15]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [7:15]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [7:15]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [7:15]: 8'D
rd.froxe [6:19]: gg
[6:18]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:42 (original: 12:00)
rd.fanta8( [Intermission]: nice
rd.fanta8( [Intermission]: we had no idea
gMen-adetonian [Intermission]: Tactical selfkill
rd.froxe [Intermission]: they selfkilled
rd.StrAf [Intermission]: so u can finish
gMen-milhAus [Warmup]: i had no idea
rd.froxe [Warmup]: because they wanted t oend this
rd.StrAf [Warmup]: you won the mental war
gMen-EMOHOMO [Warmup]: that was the plan
rd.StrAf [Warmup]: and ufo war
gMen-adetonian [Warmup]: Not really hard versus you tbh
gMen-adetonian [Warmup]: :X
rd.StrAf [Warmup]: orly
rd.StrAf [Warmup]: the only hard thing with me is my dick
rd.fanta8( [Warmup]: really fun when 2 of us dont know where the docs are
rd.StrAf [Warmup]: 2 inch long
rd.fanta8( [Warmup]: and where to put it :D
rd.fanta8( [Countdown]: so gg
rd.froxe [Countdown]: hf
rd.fanta8( [Countdown]: hf
[9:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:01]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:50]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:13]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:48]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[3:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
rd.froxe [3:03]: fantax got rolled
[2:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
rd.StrAf [Countdown]: 8'D
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:09]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:10]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
rd.StrAf [8:57]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [8:56]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [8:56]: 8'D
[8:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
rd.StrAf [7:47]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [7:47]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [7:46]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [7:46]: 8'D
rd.StrAf [7:46]: 8'D
[6:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:29]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[6:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:19]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
rd.StrAf [2:22]: u see guys
rd.StrAf [2:18]: well played on ufo
rd.froxe [1:45]: gg
[1:43]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
rd.StrAf [1:39]: next time real map plz
[1:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
gMen-adetonian [0:39]: next time we will someone who knows more maps than default ones...
rd.StrAf [0:31]: ufo isnt played cuz its shit
rd.StrAf [0:30]: lol
rd.StrAf [0:28]: simple
rd.fanta8( [0:27]: :d
rd.froxe [0:18]: ggwp guys
gMen-adetonian [0:16]: if it was shit it wouldnt be added to the pool
rd.StrAf [0:04]: CB policy - add new maps
gMen-milhAus [0:01]: ggwp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[Intermission]: gMen-EMOHOMO disconnected
[Intermission]: rd.froxe disconnected
rd.fanta8( [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: rd.StrAf disconnected
[Intermission]: gMen-milhAus disconnected
[Intermission]: rd.fanta8( disconnected

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