haxan vs Hi2u (2685 views)
03.10.13 22:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | TSTi iz hax-on | 25 kills |
Killing Spree | combi^7nais | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | TSTi iz hax-on | 93% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | combi^&fereS | 6 gibs |
...and stay dead! | Trixor ^Diz haxan | 29% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | TSTi iz hax-on | 20 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | combi^7ezvok | 5 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | TSTi iz hax-on | 185 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | Trixor ^Diz haxan | 298 damage per frag |
What objective? | combi^7ezvok | 166 XP |
Red Shirt | Trixor ^Diz haxan | 31 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | combi^7nais | 7 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | TSTi iz hax-on | 182 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | Trixor ^Diz haxan | 1 team kills |
Gingerbread man | combi^7ezvok | 12 /kills |
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combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | thats gay |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | Reina: say me it myface |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | :D |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | WALTER |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | WHITE |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | provok |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | i watched last episode 20 mins ago |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | testi told me that you suck donkeyballs and that he is always owning you |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | he died like a boss |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | that's false |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | white is boss |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | lets tag white |
TSTi iz hax-on [Countdown]: | he died indeed like a boss |
combi^7ezvok [Countdown]: | atleast about the fact he owns me |
TSTi iz hax-on [Countdown]: | was awesome:$ |
combi^7nais [Countdown]: | SHOUTOUT BLADE |
combi^7ezvok [Countdown]: | you dont need to know about the other |
[11:28]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [11:25]: | :-D |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [11:24]: | :-D |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [11:24]: | :-D |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [11:24]: | :-D |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [11:23]: | :-D |
[11:16]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:13]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[10:13]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[10:13]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[10:05]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:46]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[8:51]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:41]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[8:38]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[8:28]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[8:25]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[8:25]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:34 |
combi^7nais [Intermission]: | fast & furious |
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: | fast and gay |
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: | imo |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | :x |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | yes |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | with upload |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | only |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | <3 |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | u jelly |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | fu |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | GET CANCER UPLOAD |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | My body is READY!! |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | I thought this was special between us |
Johannes iz haxgay [3:14]: | XD |
Johannes iz haxgay [1:34]: | die |
Johannes iz haxgay [1:33]: | :x |
combi^7nais [1:27]: | done |
Johannes iz haxgay [1:25]: | :D |
[0:34]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[0:20]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
combi^7nais [0:02]: | xD |
TSTi iz hax-on [Intermission]: | naiz |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:34) |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | our home map wtf |
[9:26]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[9:24]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[9:22]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[9:02]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
[8:02]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[7:57]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[7:04]: | The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:55 |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | My body is READY!! |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | never played a faster offi |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | lets rematch if u want |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | :D |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | u havent played with testi before ? |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | get cancer if u want |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | xD |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | /q Testi for faster offi |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | :) Really unexpected vs you thb |
TSTi iz hax-on [Countdown]: | i expected easy rape from our side |
combi^&fereS [Countdown]: | :D |
[2:48]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[2:48]: | TSTi iz hax-oncalled a vote. |
[2:48]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
[2:48]: | Vote passed! |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | sänks ju |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | My body is READY!! |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | gay |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | <3 |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | share the love |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | shoutout domi |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | faggot |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | piece of shit |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | domi <3 |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | nigger |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | <3 |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | trash |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | :P |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | shoutout fasol |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | cock sucker |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | domi |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | CROUTE MAN |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | croûte-man |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | :D |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | XD |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | rup me coupins |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | Shoutout to vatu! |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | rup man |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Countdown]: | waiting for you to rup takes longer thn the match itself |
combi^7nais [Countdown]: | xD |
[9:23]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[8:30]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
[8:08]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
combi^&fereS [7:54]: | really |
combi^7nais [7:51]: | xD |
[7:15]: | The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:44 |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Intermission]: | easy bash |
combi^7nais [Intermission]: | gg |
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: | izi |
TSTi iz hax-on [Intermission]: | not fastest offie ever |
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: | tails |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Intermission]: | this guy |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Intermission]: | is faster thn sqzz |
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: | <- tactical genius |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | tactical reset |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | unfair |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | see? tactical mastermind also wins cointoss |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | evil :S |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | i want you both to take your comments back about me being bad and only fast offies with me |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | :D |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | it hurt my feelings |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | :( |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | WE WERE JOKING MAN CMON |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | i was tactical mastermind with getting upload on full |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | I never said u are bad |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | oh i was crying on the inside |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | lol |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | i still am |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | :(I |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | feelings |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | hurt |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | always knew u had potential man |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | butthurt |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | :D |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | NOW I GOTTA TALK with my psych tomorrow again |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | about all these mean people in et |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | praccing hard 24/7 and they still make fun of me:( |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | come on guys |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | im patato |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | youre playing all day |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | you should know the maplist |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | whos playing all day |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | your dog |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | ":D" |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | :D |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | ":D" |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | b4 beach erden ufo gr supply adler frost |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | goigoogogogog |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | im praying all day |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | does that count? |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | beach erden ufo gr supply adler frost |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | b4 raus |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | whyyy |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | depends if you're muslim or christian |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | lol |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | like we pracc |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | XD |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | 2o2 only |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | phyzic is shit |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | I'm the shit now |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | compared to you 2 |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | drop a map |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | we are the combi man |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | hearthstone waiting for me |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | beach out |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | gr out |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | erden |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | supply adler frost |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | adler out |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | My body is READY!! |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | this srv lagging hard |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | stary |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | THOUGHT IT WAS ME |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | :( |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | DAT STARY |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | :D |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | romanians ddosing |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | new meta |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | :XD |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | xD |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | My body is READY!! |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | this server really lagsalot |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | :D |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | huehue |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | It learned from the best |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | h3h3 |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | XDDDD |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | new rules of gravity |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | ftw |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | XD |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | can u change it |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | xD |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | go rup |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | but but |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | 8) |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | but but |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | my stats |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | This gon be gud |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | i was opping nerfs |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | 8D |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | all ycn servers are lagging atm |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | I feel like upload |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | ycn having some probs |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | so i cant really change |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | u feeling handsome |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | or what |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | no lagging |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | nice try tho |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | lets hold it on 2-2 than, if you dont wanna play with this lag:( |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | ycn having probs |
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: | cant be |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | changing servers wont help |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | :/ |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | ycn providing gameservers to show off with their quality huh? |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | lets play with this lags |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | ":D" |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | should be funny |
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: | BUT THATS WHAT WE JSUT SAID |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | lets see how my bot reacts to this lag |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | hope im not shooting walls |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | :XD |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | trixor's ping is 17 |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | lol |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | My body is READY!! |
Johannes iz haxgay [Countdown]: | nvc_lagvalue "48 370" |
Johannes iz haxgay [Countdown]: | OOPS |
combi^&fereS [Countdown]: | HF |
combi^&fereS [Countdown]: | XD |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Countdown]: | HOMEHOST |
[9:06]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
[9:00]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
combi^7nais [8:42]: | XDDD |
Johannes iz haxgay [8:42]: | win |
Johannes iz haxgay [8:41]: | :D |
combi^&fereS [8:25]: | :XD |
[8:09]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
Johannes iz haxgay [7:44]: | dafuq is this |
Johannes iz haxgay [7:43]: | :D |
combi^&fereS [7:41]: | XDDD |
Johannes iz haxgay [7:39]: | black magic |
[6:47]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:12 |
combi^7nais [Intermission]: | GG |
combi^7nais [Intermission]: | this is intense |
combi^7ezvok [Intermission]: | horrible |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | 29 acc |
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: | :XD |
combi^7nais [Warmup]: | best acc for 7 years |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | so everything as normal |
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: | My body is READY!! |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | never shot so many headshots |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | 7/34 |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: | not abd |
combi^&fereS [2:56]: | :XD |
Johannes iz haxgay [2:53]: | wtf |
Johannes iz haxgay [2:52]: | :D |
combi^&fereS [2:48]: | 2hs |
combi^&fereS [2:48]: | XD |
Johannes iz haxgay [2:40]: | gave you 2 hs as well |
Johannes iz haxgay [2:39]: | xD |
[2:03]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
combi^7nais [2:02]: | XDD |
[1:46]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
Johannes iz haxgay [1:25]: | xD |
[1:20]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
Johannes iz haxgay [0:41]: | I jumped off in a lag from the door at main |
Johannes iz haxgay [0:33]: | and landed on the other side of the room |
Johannes iz haxgay [0:33]: | xD |
combi^7nais [0:31]: | fuck |
TSTi iz hax-on [0:22]: | wtf |
TSTi iz hax-on [0:19]: | its getting worse |
Trixor ^Diz haxan [0:03]: | WOULD HAVE OWN YOU SO HARD WIHOUT LAGG |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:12) |
combi^7nais [Intermission]: | XD |
combi^7ezvok [Intermission]: | u jumped almost on the obj lagalot |
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: | yeah blame the lag |
combi^7nais [Intermission]: | gg guys |
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: | xD |
combi^7ezvok [Intermission]: | :D |
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: | it looked to me |
[Intermission]: | TSTi iz hax-on disconnected |
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: | like I was on it like 5 times |
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: | already |
[Intermission]: | Trixor iz haxan disconnected |
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