cock and balls torture vs Hazz and co (3724 views)
latiN
Sherclock
DonMatthias
Sherclock
DonMatthias
hazz
tOMBA
KIPE
tOMBA
KIPE
14.10.13 19:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | h( tOMBA | 112 kills |
Killing Spree | h( tOMBA | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | h( tOMBA | 132% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | h( tOMBA | 34 gibs |
...and stay dead! | h( KIPE | 34% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | h( tOMBA | 99 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | h( tOMBA | 9 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | cbt! latiNN | 158 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | cbt! Sherclock | 277 damage per frag |
What objective? | h( tOMBA | 671 XP |
Red Shirt | h( KIPE | 116 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | h( KIPE | 14 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | h( tOMBA | 185 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | h( tOMBA | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | h( KIPE | 33 /kills |
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h( hazz [Warmup]: | care whether you defend or attack this first? |
cbt! latiNN [Warmup]: | dont care |
h( hazz [Countdown]: | glhf |
cbt! DonMatthias [Countdown]: | just start and have fun :) |
cbt! DonMatthias [Countdown]: | gl |
h( KIPE [Countdown]: | u2! |
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: | Sometimes when my dad isnt home i like 2 cover myself with dirt and pretend im a carrot. |
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: | Sometimes when my dad isnt home i like 2 cover myself with dirt and pretend im a carrot. |
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: | Sometimes when my dad isnt home i like 2 cover myself with dirt and pretend im a carrot. |
cbt! latiNN [Countdown]: | u2:) |
cbt! latiNN [Countdown]: | :{D |
[2:48]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[2:47]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[2:21]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[1:52]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[1:52]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[1:22]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
cbt! Sherclock [0:08]: | Sometimes when my dad isnt home i like 2 cover myself with dirt and pretend im a carrot. |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
cbt! Sherclock [Intermission]: | aw |
h( hazz [Intermission]: | juissi:d: kuvittelen itteni sen tilalle |
h( hazz [Intermission]: | juissi:d: paskon käteeni ja masturboin |
h( hazz [Intermission]: | juissi:d: sit katon sen ja kiihotun |
h( hazz [Intermission]: | hazz: mitä jos se tekee siitä videon |
h( hazz [Intermission]: | hazz: mitä jos niilo22 raiskaa mut |
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: | wp |
h( KIPE [Intermission]: | gg |
[11:26]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:54]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:47]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
h( hazz [10:37]: | MREOW to all the cats |
[10:32]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:53]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:46]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:27]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[8:01]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[7:59]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:58]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[7:17]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[7:02]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[6:49]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[4:20]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:39 (original: 12:00) |
h( KIPE [Intermission]: | gg |
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: | I don't always use wh |
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: | But when I do I'm obvious :) |
h( KIPE [Countdown]: | hf |
[8:38]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[8:13]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:59]: | The side gate has been built! |
[7:55]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
h( KIPE [7:14]: | fak |
[4:12]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[4:12]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[4:12]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[4:12]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[4:12]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[4:12]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:47 |
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: | :D |
h( KIPE [Intermission]: | gg |
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: | god sake this lag |
h( hazz [Countdown]: | :< |
[5:21]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
cbt! latiNN [5:14]: | you flew against i? |
cbt! latiNN [5:13]: | it?> |
cbt! latiNN [5:07]: | lucky bastard |
cbt! latiNN [5:06]: | :D |
[4:41]: | The side gate has been built! |
[4:35]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[4:29]: | Allies have destroyed the Side Door! |
[3:58]: | The side gate has been destroyed! |
[3:56]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:07]: | The side gate has been built! |
[1:26]: | The side gate has been destroyed! |
h( hazz [0:29]: | gg |
cbt! latiNN [0:28]: | gg |
h( KIPE [0:27]: | wp |
h( hazz [0:01]: | adler erdenberg ufo frostbite deli gr |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:47) |
h( tOMBA [Warmup]: | you get to pick which team I guess |
cbt! DonMatthias [Warmup]: | CARE LETS PLAY |
cbt! DonMatthias [Warmup]: | ups |
cbt! Sherclock [Warmup]: | alla bra |
cbt! DonMatthias [Warmup]: | :) |
h( hazz [Warmup]: | :d |
h( hazz [Countdown]: | glhf |
h( KIPE [Countdown]: | hf! |
[9:27]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:24]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[8:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cbt! Sherclock [7:54]: | my aimbot gets confused :( |
[7:54]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[7:40]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:35]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:34]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
h( tOMBA [6:34]: | KIPE's mouse breaking or something |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
h( KIPE [6:34]: | soz |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:34]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:34]: | FIGHT! |
[2:25]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[2:23]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[2:15]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[0:58]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
h( KIPE [0:10]: | wp |
[0:08]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: | Xdddd |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:51 |
[11:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:14]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
cbt! Sherclock [1:13]: | well spelade |
cbt! latiNN [0:56]: | wellplayed:) |
h( KIPE [0:50]: | ggwp! |
cbt! Sherclock [0:12]: | we could have used that fullhold :d |
h( KIPE [0:07]: | :D |
h( KIPE [0:03]: | 7sec <O |
h( tOMBA [0:02]: | russell is the best |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:51) |
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: | 9secs longer and there was another map |
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: | xD |
h( tOMBA [Intermission]: | ggs |
h( KIPE [Intermission]: | ggs |
h( hazz [Intermission]: | russell watches child porn |
cbt! Sherclock [Intermission]: | :d |
[Intermission]: | h( KIPE disconnected |
[Intermission]: | h( tOMBA disconnected |
cbt! Sherclock [Intermission]: | thanks |
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: | gg boys |
[Intermission]: | cbt! Sherclock disconnected |
[Intermission]: | cbt! latiNN disconnected |
[Intermission]: | cbt! DonMatthias disconnected |
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