turbot vs haxan (4590 views)

fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi Juuti
no Zodiac
nl Trixor
no Domi


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
11.10.13 23:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth RaZieL iz haxan 51 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT jutiziek 4 frags without being killed
Accountant Koekjes iz haxan 124% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! RaZieL iz haxan 16 gibs
...and stay dead! RaZieL iz haxan 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning RaZieL iz haxan 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Koekjes iz haxan 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT VOKKI 152 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Trixor iz haxan 301 damage per frag
What objective? Koekjes iz haxan 344 XP
Red Shirt Swagedius 54 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Trixor iz haxan 18 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT VOKKI 187 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Swagedius 1 team kills
Gingerbread man RaZieL iz haxan 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Koekjes iz haxan1243444637140087677667500/04/238/254/216718043
Trixor iz haxan4927325513001543026507200/00/222/303/3172128318
RaZieL iz haxan102281514916101690857410540/02/246/303/017814845
888981221373310392106420592740/06/2106/3010/017215249
TURBOT VOKKI7823935456013793080291460/01/331/374/322717834
Swagedius3723220545016422965151690/01/016/442/6211121212
TURBOT jutiziek1053074341701984336520560/04/340/270/219615945
707789814018031820592210643710/06/387/276/221115337
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Koekjes iz haxan1503932300161224200/00/03/10/0/DKKK
Trixor iz haxan3324260003284378200/00/00/32/0K/D/DDK/
RaZieL iz haxan25030522000687382180/00/05/20/0KKDKKKD
144931010500415831002380/00/08/62/0
TURBOT VOKKI020300008144100/00/00/30/1DDXD
Swagedius25151410113014461690/00/01/31/0DK/DTD
TURBOT jutiziek1001655000162069600/00/05/20/2DKKK/DKKDD
42336121012100215831690/00/06/81/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Koekjes iz haxan753234100168464400/00/03/20/1D/KDKKD
Trixor iz haxan251514000249629700/00/01/20/0K//DD
RaZieL iz haxan1502664200271368200/01/05/20/0KK/KDKK/KD
8373101230051893162300/01/09/60/1
TURBOT VOKKI1663753200072975800/00/04/31/0DKKDDKKK
Swagedius161216000129166400/00/01/50/0DDDK/DD
TURBOT jutiziek3318130001603471360/00/11/10/0K/DD
7267712200216231893360/00/16/91/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Koekjes iz haxan141130241780042937277600/02/019/133/0KKDKDKDKDKKDKKDDKKDKDK/K/KKK/KKKKDK/KDDKD
Trixor iz haxan117157201730062658250600/00/219/91/0KDKDKKDK/KK//KDKKDDK/DK/KKDK/KKDKDDKK
RaZieL iz haxan801101620600735162698360/00/116/120/0KK//DKDDKK/K/KDDDKKDKKKDK/KKD/K/DDDD
113397605417001791117980360/02/354/344/0
TURBOT VOKKI659913204011258631471280/01/113/170/1DDDKDKKKDDDDK/DKDDKKDDDDKDDTKDDKKK
Swagedius1810652700021557304400/00/05/240/3DDXDDDDDDKDD/DDDKDDDDDDDDX/DDKKDKD
TURBOT jutiziek1111501917201138372920200/02/118/150/0KDTKKKKDKKDDDKKKKDKDKDKDDDDKDDKKKD/KD
6535537646024798091111480/03/236/560/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Koekjes iz haxan114143161420023444301300/02/213/91/1DKKKKDDDKDKDDKKKDDKK/KDK/DKDKK
Trixor iz haxan8772240004864332600/00/02/160/3KD/D/D/D/DDDDDDDDDDKDDDDDD
RaZieL iz haxan104115242361074169364800/01/120/143/0DK/KDKDKKKKSKDKKDKDK/DKDK/DDDKKD/KKD/KDKDK/KK/DK
753354261810138477998700/03/335/394/4
TURBOT VOKKI891011719000245343683180/00/214/143/1KKDKDKDDDD/KKDKDKDKDDKKDDKDKDKK/DKKD
Swagedius7699131740022080236100/01/09/121/3DDKDDD/K/DDKKDKKKDDKDKKDKDKKDD
TURBOT jutiziek112123181650063373243300/02/116/90/0KDDKDKK/KKK/KKDK/KKDDK/K/KDKDKK/DD
9232348529001099878477180/03/339/354/4

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Player Chats
Swagedius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
Trixor iz haxan [Countdown]: gl with your sex testi
Koekjes iz haxan [11:57]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
[11:29]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:54]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:42]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:19]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:19]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:12]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:54]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
RaZieL iz haxan [9:47]: :O)
[9:36]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:36]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:23
Swagedius [Intermission]: good map
RaZieL iz haxan [Intermission]: hate this map
Swagedius [Intermission]: VOkki
TURBOT VOKKI [Intermission]: going for gtv moneys
Swagedius [Intermission]: :DDDDd
RaZieL iz haxan [Intermission]: no idea how we did this
Swagedius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
RaZieL iz haxan [Warmup]: you are
[1:39]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[1:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[0:52]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:52]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[0:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Trixor iz haxan [0:01]: this lagg
Trixor iz haxan [0:01]: ...
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:23)
[11:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:35]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:15]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
Swagedius [10:01]: :D
[10:01]: TURBOT VOKKIcalled a vote.
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: :O)
[10:01]: Vote FAILED! (KICK Swagedius)
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: :O)
[10:01]: TURBOT VOKKIcalled a vote.
[10:01]: Vote FAILED! (KICK Swagedius)
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: :O)
[10:01]: TURBOT VOKKIcalled a vote.
[10:01]: Vote FAILED! (KICK Swagedius)
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: :O)
[10:01]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[10:01]: TURBOT jutiziekcalled a vote.
[10:01]: Vote FAILED! (KICK Swagedius)
[10:01]: TURBOT VOKKIcalled a vote.
[10:01]: Vote FAILED! (Referee TURBOT VOKKI)
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: ok great
[10:01]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
TURBOT VOKKI [10:01]: make me ref so i kick this retard
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: :D
TURBOT VOKKI [10:01]: we replace
Swagedius [10:01]: what
Swagedius [10:01]: the fuck
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: ;D
[10:01]: TURBOT VOKKIcalled a vote.
Swagedius [10:01]: i drunk
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: :D
[10:01]: Vote FAILED! (Referee TURBOT VOKKI)
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: me too bro
[10:01]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[10:01]: TURBOT VOKKIcalled a vote.
[10:01]: Vote FAILED! (Referee TURBOT VOKKI)
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: leave us drunkard alone pls
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: pls
RaZieL iz haxan [10:01]: vooki pls
[10:01]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
Koekjes iz haxan [10:01]: dooby please
[10:01]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:01]: FIGHT!
[9:11]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:55]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:21]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:24]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
Trixor iz haxan [5:36]: oke
Trixor iz haxan [5:34]: :D
[5:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Swagedius [4:05]: GG
Swagedius [4:04]: VOKKI GG
Swagedius [2:48]: ????
RaZieL iz haxan [2:45]: ??
RaZieL iz haxan [2:41]: vokki mad
[2:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:20]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
Koekjes iz haxan [1:01]: :D
[1:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Koekjes iz haxan [1:00]: fly
Koekjes iz haxan [0:57]: on the wings of love
RaZieL iz haxan [0:57]: :O)
RaZieL iz haxan [0:53]: bambam
Koekjes iz haxan [0:46]: :DdDddDDDD
Koekjes iz haxan [0:46]: :DdDddDDDD
Koekjes iz haxan [0:46]: :DdDddDDDD
Koekjes iz haxan [0:46]: :DdDddDDDD
Koekjes iz haxan [0:44]: gg
Trixor iz haxan [0:12]: :-D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Koekjes iz haxan [Intermission]: GG
RaZieL iz haxan [Intermission]: vokki swani and?
Trixor iz haxan [Intermission]: wp swag
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: why didnt you let us kick him
Swagedius [Warmup]: Juuti
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: :SSSSS
Swagedius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
RaZieL iz haxan [Warmup]: juuti? :D
Koekjes iz haxan [Warmup]: juten
RaZieL iz haxan [Warmup]: who
Swagedius [Warmup]: founder of turbot maybe?
Swagedius [Warmup]: gg?
RaZieL iz haxan [Warmup]: oh ok
RaZieL iz haxan [Warmup]: hello
RaZieL iz haxan [Warmup]: nice to meet you
Trixor iz haxan [Warmup]: turbot?
Swagedius [Warmup]: EASY TO YELL UNDERFAKE ALIAS THERE
RaZieL iz haxan [Warmup]: im raziel, founder of aiming by raziel
Swagedius [Warmup]: U are drunken fag :S
RaZieL iz haxan [Warmup]: :O(
RaZieL iz haxan [Warmup]: yes
[Countdown]: TURBOT VOKKIcalled a vote.
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Referee TURBOT VOKKI)
TURBOT VOKKI [Countdown]: :((
[11:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:36]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:07]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
RaZieL iz haxan [11:07]: :O)
[10:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:24]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:07]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:43]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
RaZieL iz haxan [6:52]: hello ettv fans
RaZieL iz haxan [6:48]: how are you
RaZieL iz haxan [6:37]: :O)
TURBOT VOKKI [6:23]: own change nick :P
Swagedius [6:14]: fake zodiak gg
RaZieL iz haxan [6:12]: :O(
RaZieL iz haxan [6:12]: :O(
RaZieL iz haxan [6:00]: what if zodiac is in fact raziel
Koekjes iz haxan [4:42]: BOOYA
Trixor iz haxan [3:28]: only dieing
RaZieL iz haxan [3:22]: :O)
RaZieL iz haxan [3:18]: story of my life
Trixor iz haxan [2:54]: :-D
Trixor iz haxan [2:54]: :-D
Trixor iz haxan [2:54]: :-D
Trixor iz haxan [2:54]: :-D
Trixor iz haxan [2:51]: hopeless
Koekjes iz haxan [2:27]: k
Koekjes iz haxan [0:49]: gg
Swagedius [0:34]: ggs
RaZieL iz haxan [0:29]: wp
TURBOT VOKKI [0:28]: suck dick swani
RaZieL iz haxan [0:13]: :o
[0:04]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
RaZieL iz haxan [0:01]: ggwp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[Intermission]: Swagedius disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT VOKKI disconnected
[Intermission]: Zodiac.no disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT jutiziek disconnected

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