MYSTERIOUS MONKEYS vs Keyboard Warriors (7057 views)
DrLagAlot
Fendah
kiwi
rAMOZ
sTOWNAGE
TimeN
Fendah
kiwi
rAMOZ
sTOWNAGE
TimeN
An7ho
bN
Kartez
powi
xPERiA
yokoo
bN
Kartez
powi
xPERiA
yokoo
CF ET Winter Cup 2013
Upper Bracket Round 2
Needs to be played by 27th October
UAC MatchID: cfcupb4
27.10.13 21:45 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | -KW- D3MN<3 REZHNI | 139 kills |
Killing Spree | -KW- D3MN<3 REZHNI | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | -KW- D3MN<3 REZHNI | 130% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | -KW- kartezxd | 40 gibs |
...and stay dead! | -KW- kartezxd | 41% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | -KW- D3MN<3 REZHNI | 112 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | -KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) | 69 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | [mMonkeys.rAMOZ] | 153 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | [mMonkeys.Fendah | 304 damage per frag |
What objective? | -KW- D3MN<3 REZHNI | 701 XP |
Red Shirt | [mMonkeys.TimeN] | 133 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | [mMonkeys.Fendah | 12 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | -KW- powi | 195 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | -KW- bNN | 11 team kills |
Gingerbread man | -KW- D3MN<3 REZHNI | 40 /kills |
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[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | need new server, fendah lagging here... |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | 50 ? |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Warmup]: | its about him I guess :( |
-KW- kartezxd [Warmup]: | i guess its his connection |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | 50 - 150 |
-KW- kartezxd [Warmup]: | thats not related to the serv man |
[mMonkeys.Fendah [Warmup]: | it is |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | [22:12:11] <[CB]Aniky> rest have stable pings |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | spy on server |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | :D |
[mMonkeys.kiwiZAURUS] [Warmup]: | getting ddosed |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Warmup]: | gg aniky too lazy to take care of cb things but then he looks upon this |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Warmup]: | is he involved in cf cup ? |
-KW- kartezxd [Warmup]: | admin on gtv |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Warmup]: | not this season from waht I know |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | nope but he managed to get us new server ip |
-KW- kartezxd [Warmup]: | GamesTV.org Crossfire.nu CUP Crew |
[mMonkeys.kiwiZAURUS] [Warmup]: | :DD |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | is he coming back ? |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Warmup]: | yeah, just some internet issues |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | just waiting for you guys... |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Warmup]: | always waiting on that canadian |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | hahaah nice joke |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | <3 :D |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | getting macdo sec |
-KW- kartezxd [Countdown]: | :xD |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Countdown]: | hf |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Countdown]: | HF |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Countdown]: | GL |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Countdown]: | NIGGERS |
[14:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[14:05]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[14:02]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[13:44]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[13:39]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[13:35]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[12:58]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[12:41]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[12:22]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[12:16]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[12:08]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[11:49]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:40]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[11:22]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:10]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[11:06]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[10:27]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:20]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:04]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [9:04]: | his keyboard is slippering around on the monitor |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [9:04]: | ":D" |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[9:04]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:04]: | FIGHT! |
[7:51]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[6:10]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[5:04]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:55 |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | Ready!! |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | go |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | dr rup |
-KW- kartezxd [Countdown]: | doctor please |
[mMonkeys.kiwiZAURUS] [9:53]: | gl |
[9:40]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:09]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[6:06]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[5:30]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[5:11]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[4:47]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[4:34]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[4:31]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[4:20]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[4:00]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[3:53]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:37]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[3:26]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[2:15]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[1:13]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:55) |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | Ready!! |
[Countdown]: | Vote FAILED! (Start Match ) |
[14:25]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[13:50]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[13:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:45]: | The side door has been destroyed! |
[13:26]: | The main gate has been destroyed! |
[12:13]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[11:52]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
-KW- kartezxd [11:33]: | 8) |
[11:27]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[11:22]: | The Wooden Barrier has been constructed. |
[11:04]: | The Truck has been repaired! |
[10:26]: | The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started! |
[10:25]: | Allied team has gained access to the truck! |
[9:51]: | Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed. |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [9:49]: | xD |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [9:46]: | good one |
[8:26]: | Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed. |
-KW- kartezxd [8:21]: | 8) |
[7:48]: | Allied team has escaped |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:11 |
[mMonkeys.kiwiZAURUS] [Intermission]: | that was good :D |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | Ready!! |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
[mMonkeys.kiwiZAURUS] [3:23]: | im not in shape u cunt |
-KW- kartezxd [1:11]: | :xD |
-KW- kartezxd [0:14]: | :xD |
-KW- yokoo<3 [0:14]: | xd |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [0:06]: | GG |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:11) |
[mMonkeys.kiwiZAURUS] [Intermission]: | richtig gut |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | xD |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Warmup]: | GG |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Warmup]: | :D |
[14:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:43]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[13:31]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[13:07]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[11:49]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[11:44]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:11]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[11:02]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:54]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[9:51]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:57]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[4:33]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:32]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:19]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[0:39]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 14:20 |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Intermission]: | wp |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | Ready!! |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Warmup]: | shoutout riva upload kaisen blade |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | rofl degueulasse les shoutouts |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | surtout kaisen |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Warmup]: | :D |
-KW- bNN [Warmup]: | shoutout joker worst lee sin na |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Warmup]: | kaisen low+ |
[mMonkeys.kiwiZAURUS] [Warmup]: | shoutout to all my steamspammers |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | aka le nouveau king du 3v3 |
-KW- kartezxd [Warmup]: | main ryze and mf |
-KW- kartezxd [Warmup]: | :xD |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Warmup]: | main ahri |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Warmup]: | nerfed soon |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Warmup]: | gg |
-KW- kartezxd [Warmup]: | joker noob |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Warmup]: | shoutout to all the platinum V player |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Warmup]: | s |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | shoutout to mamie |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
-KW- kartezxd [14:09]: | :xD |
-KW- kartezxd [14:09]: | :xD |
[14:04]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
-KW- kartezxd [13:55]: | WHAT A PRONER |
[12:13]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[11:46]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:34]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
-KW- kartezxd [11:07]: | :xD |
[10:52]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:41]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
-KW- yokoo<3 [9:29]: | xD |
-KW- yokoo<3 [9:29]: | xD |
-KW- yokoo<3 [9:28]: | xD |
[9:25]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[8:57]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[8:39]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[8:19]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[8:18]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[8:05]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
-KW- kartezxd [6:48]: | 8) |
[mMonkeys.kiwiZAURUS] [6:36]: | haha |
[mMonkeys.kiwiZAURUS] [6:31]: | gg blubs |
-KW- kartezxd [6:26]: | :xD |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [6:02]: | gg wp |
[5:39]: | [mMonkeys.kiwiZAURUS] disconnected |
[5:22]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:58 (original: 14:20) |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Intermission]: | WHY ONLY 5 |
-KW- bNN [Intermission]: | ggs |
-KW- yokoo<3 [Intermission]: | gg bb |
[Intermission]: | [mMonkeys.rAMOZ] disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) disconnected |
[Intermission]: | [mMonkeys.Simon] disconnected |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | -KW- bNN disconnected |
[Intermission]: | [mMonkeys.DrLag] disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -KW- kartezxd disconnected |
[Intermission]: | [mMonkeys.TimeN] disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -KW- powi disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -KW- D3M0N<3 REZHNI disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -KW- yokoo<3 disconnected |
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