meet your masters vs Skull Commando Squad (2318 views)

pl upload
fr kazim
fr crAps
fi LORDI
nl timbolina
si m1tja


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
23.10.13 18:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth :@ upLOAd 43 kills
Killing Spree :@ upLOAd 6 frags without being killed
Accountant :@ upLOAd 143% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! :@ upLOAd 11 gibs
...and stay dead! crAps.:D! 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning LRD 34 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! :@ upLOAd 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer :@ upLOAd 206 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! MTJ 255 damage per frag
What objective? :@ upLOAd 277 XP
Red Shirt MTJ 46 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? MTJ 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore :@ upLOAd 204 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut crAps.:D! 1 team kills
Gingerbread man TMB 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
MTJ481962246500849315726760/00/421/281/622412427
TMB6217624393011454945788680/00/023/222/322914836
LRD892394246410978616866360/02/134/336/318714655
LRD676118813112113118286183801800/02/178/339/321313936
mYm!kAZiM :o{7426931429009647058221040/01/129/301/220913936
crAps.:D!6814525371001548216781770/02/122/282/319318344
:@ upLOAd14327743301100770895683360/02/032/209/416518964
:@ upLOAd916919910930012118380182862170/05/083/2012/418917045
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ601635100275953500/00/13/20/0D/KDK/KD
TMB15029640011869791140/00/07/30/0K/KDTKKKDKD
LRD751734010065878600/00/02/41/0DKXDDKSK
LRD95621213111322862112140/00/112/91/0
mYm!kAZiM :o{1204265100196864800/01/05/40/0KDKKDDKDK/K
crAps.:D!1611160000581104700/00/01/50/1DDDKDDD
:@ upLOAd1002922100056359100/00/02/20/0KDKD
:@ upLOAd798291320012112228600/01/08/110/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ4019250001616656580/00/02/20/2DK/KDDD
TMB3318130001450549180/00/01/20/0DK/D
LRD662546100112071068180/00/13/21/2KDDKKD/DDK
LRD4662714100322732273940/00/16/61/4
mYm!kAZiM :o{752034100193676800/00/03/30/0KDDK/KD
crAps.:D!13323430012672747590/01/03/11/0KK/D/KKT
:@ upLOAd1332343100066575800/00/01/33/1KDDDKKKX
:@ upLOAd114661110201322732273590/01/07/74/1
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ502012000037446200/00/01/20/0DKD
TMB1502532100141728400/00/03/10/0K/KKD
LRD4005482000197427100/00/07/11/0KKKDKKK/KK
LRD2009912610021765101700/00/011/41/0
mYm!kAZiM :o{2016150000470632360/00/01/50/0DDDDKD
crAps.:D!501024100125850900/00/02/30/0DK/DKD
:@ upLOAd20515100128962400/00/01/30/1DK/DDD
:@ upLOAd3031414200210171765360/00/04/110/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ751134100157945700/00/03/30/0KDDK/DK
TMB501324000247943500/00/01/21/0K//DDK
LRD1202165100187272400/00/05/41/0D/KDKKDKKKD
LRD8245111320041930161600/00/09/92/0
mYm!kAZiM :o{1252354100051670000/00/05/30/1KDKKKDKDD
crAps.:D!0504000030969100/00/00/40/0DDDD
:@ upLOAd1332343000079153900/00/04/20/1KDKDKKD
:@ upLOAd865191110001616193000/00/09/90/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ416151220041010156300/00/14/71/0/KDDDK//DDK/DKKDD
TMB352851400061385167900/00/05/70/1/K/DDDD/K/K/D/KDDKD
LRD13365161210052385175100/01/013/72/0KK/KKK/K/KD/DKKDKKKKDK/DDDKK
LRD701542638300154780499300/01/122/213/1
mYm!kAZiM :o{547261140021447134400/00/16/70/1DDDDD/K/KDKDDDKKK
crAps.:D!4048410300015141693180/00/04/90/1DDDKKKDDDDKDDD
:@ upLOAd14480139500220321743180/01/011/61/1DKKKKDDDKK/KDKKKKDK/KD
:@ upLOAd7920023301200449934780360/01/121/221/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MTJ4469818100015932053180/00/28/120/4DKDDDDKKDDDDDDDKKDDKKDDDKD
TMB5863712200318942050360/00/06/71/2KDKDDK/KK/DKKDD/DDD
LRD2957517100117652266180/01/04/150/1DDKDDDDDDKD/KDDDDKDKDD
LRD441892047400452526369720/01/218/341/7
mYm!kAZiM :o{76961013200521331730680/00/09/81/0/KKDKD/K/KKDDDKK/KDK/DD
crAps.:D!14048141060021487209400/01/112/61/1KDDKKDKKK/KDK/DKDKDDKKKK
:@ upLOAd237117198300427491428180/01/013/45/0KDKKKK/KKKDKKDK/KDK/KK/KKKK
:@ upLOAd151261433111001163695252860/02/134/187/1

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Player Chats
MTJ [Warmup]: and timbo's dad is mad
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: shoutout dooppi and chry <3
MTJ [Warmup]: asslicking level 999 <3
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: im not u srry
LRD [Warmup]: :D
MTJ [Warmup]: that's the only thing u can say in english
MTJ [Warmup]: ":D"
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: just rup
crAps.:D! [Warmup]: :D
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: rly? ;d<q
MTJ [Warmup]: tim is back
MTJ [Warmup]: ggs
LRD [Warmup]: noo
LRD [Warmup]: bs
crAps.:D! [Warmup]: :D
MTJ [Countdown]: sry and gl hf kazim and craps
[11:46]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
LRD [11:45]: xD
:@ upLOAd [11:45]: wtf
MTJ [11:45]: xD
[11:46]: MTJcalled a vote.
[11:45]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
LRD [11:46]: he said he goes to fuck your sister upload
MTJ [11:45]: i'll get full now
[11:45]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
:@ upLOAd [11:45]: but i dont have sister wtf
[11:45]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[11:45]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:45]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[11:45]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:45]: FIGHT!
[11:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
LRD [11:30]: LOL
LRD [11:28]: how u got up
:@ upLOAd [11:27]: enjoy
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
LRD [11:13]: u fucking cheating douche cum head
TMB [11:08]: lol
[11:08]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[11:08]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[11:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[11:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
LRD [10:19]: lol nice bot upload
LRD [10:18]: :D:D
[10:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
LRD [9:35]: gg
[9:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:28]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:31
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: XD
MTJ [Intermission]: xD
LRD [Intermission]: i can reonnct with etvbot too upload
TMB [Intermission]: what happened to this low kazim
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: wtf man
:@ upLOAd [Warmup]: check my dmg
TMB [Warmup]: upload isnt cheating
TMB [Warmup]: kazim has weirder aim
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: want record ?
TMB [Warmup]: no baguette
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: so shut up
MTJ [Warmup]: i've got records in subway surfer
MTJ [Warmup]: over 4 million
TMB [Warmup]: no u shut up
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: lol u mad???
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: lol u mad???
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: lol u mad???
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: lol u mad???
LRD [Warmup]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
LRD [Warmup]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
LRD [Warmup]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
LRD [Warmup]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
LRD [Warmup]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
LRD [Warmup]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
crAps.:D! [Countdown]: mad bro
[1:34]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:32]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:32]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
LRD [1:31]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
[1:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
LRD [0:27]: xd
[0:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
LRD [0:11]: GG
MTJ [0:06]: CLOSE enough
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:31)
MTJ [Intermission]: upload lowest dmg
MTJ [Intermission]: xD
LRD [Intermission]: this gave me cancer
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: XD
LRD [Intermission]: xDD
LRD [Countdown]: hf in this map upload. remember in summer? u never won gg.
:@ upLOAd [Countdown]: i won !!
LRD [Countdown]: once?
LRD [11:58]: :D
LRD [11:56]: :D
[11:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
:@ upLOAd [11:39]: :XD
:@ upLOAd [11:39]: :XD
LRD [11:37]: :D
[11:15]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
MTJ [11:10]: faggot
MTJ [11:09]: really
LRD [11:05]: xD
[10:41]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
LRD [10:38]: soz4ownage
LRD [10:31]: soz4ownage
LRD [10:22]: :D
LRD [10:21]: :D
[10:12]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[10:07]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
LRD [9:52]: soz4ownage
[9:52]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:09
MTJ [Intermission]: xDDDDDDDDDD
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Intermission]: tfie?
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: XD
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Intermission]: die
crAps.:D! [Intermission]: xDD
LRD [Intermission]: gg upload u almost got it
LRD [Intermission]: xD
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: ok fuck this map
LRD [Intermission]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
TMB [Intermission]: rain of brain
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: shit map
:@ upLOAd [Warmup]: map for nersd
LRD [Warmup]: shit map =/= u cant play the map properly
TMB [Warmup]: deli map for lows
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: idk why this map on ladder
TMB [Warmup]: idk why u allowed on clanbase
MTJ [Warmup]: deli map for cheaters like kzim
LRD [Countdown]: rup
LRD [Countdown]: :D
LRD [Countdown]: :D
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Countdown]: yep
[1:24]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
LRD [1:07]: soz4ownage
LRD [0:59]: :D
LRD [0:51]: wh m,an
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [0:19]: skilled nerd camper
LRD [0:17]: :D
TMB [0:17]: xdddd
MTJ [0:16]: u mad
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [0:14]: lol u mad???
LRD [0:13]: soz4ownage
LRD [0:12]: soz4ownage
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:09)
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: tails
LRD [Intermission]: gg
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: !!!
LRD [Intermission]: heads
TMB [Intermission]: tails and heads
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Intermission]: tails to bash ur ass
TMB [Intermission]: xdddddd
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: XD
:@ upLOAd [Warmup]: i can rape u here
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: lol u mad???
:@ upLOAd [Warmup]: i know that
LRD [Warmup]: no
LRD [Warmup]: i report to fbi
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: lol u mad???
:@ upLOAd [Warmup]: :XD
TMB [Countdown]: kazim has sick binds
LRD [Countdown]: soz4ownage
LRD [Countdown]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
LRD [Countdown]: me2
TMB [Countdown]: really took the effort to bind that shit
[11:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LRD [10:48]: soz4ownage
LRD [10:16]: xD
LRD [10:14]: camping in attack
[10:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
TMB [10:07]: nice xp
[10:05]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
LRD [10:02]: :D
MTJ [9:44]: xD
:@ upLOAd [9:42]: :XD
LRD [9:21]: xD
[8:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:40]: The Tank has been damaged!
LRD [7:56]: soz4ownage
LRD [7:45]: lol
LRD [6:48]: lol
[6:45]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
TMB [6:44]: lol
LRD [6:39]: u preshoot me like that?
:@ upLOAd [6:33]: preshoot?:DDD
LRD [6:29]: lol
[6:15]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:07]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
LRD [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:52
TMB [6:11]: nice faggot
LRD [5:36]: :D
[5:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
LRD [5:23]: :D
LRD [5:23]: :D
LRD [5:08]: xDD
TMB [5:06]: faggot
crAps.:D! [5:06]: :D
crAps.:D! [5:06]: :D
:@ upLOAd [5:05]: :XD
LRD [5:04]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
crAps.:D! [5:04]: noob
crAps.:D! [5:03]: :D
crAps.:D! [5:03]: :D
[4:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:25]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
LRD [4:11]: lol
[3:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LRD [3:23]: soz4ownage
[3:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
LRD [3:12]: :D
[3:11]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:54]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LRD [2:12]: :D
LRD [2:12]: :D
[2:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:49]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
LRD [1:10]: gg
LRD [0:52]: rematch
LRD [0:47]: ?
:@ upLOAd [0:44]: 2low
:@ upLOAd [0:43]: wtf
LRD [0:42]: :D
LRD [0:39]: stop trolling
:@ upLOAd [0:38]: XD
LRD [0:16]: :D
TMB [0:08]: nice elviss
:@ upLOAd [0:04]: :XD
:@ upLOAd [0:04]: :XD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:52)
LRD [Intermission]: rematch
LRD [Intermission]: for 2nd offi
[Intermission]: mYm!kAZiM :o{ disconnected
[Intermission]: MTJ disconnected
[Intermission]: crAps.:D! disconnected
[Intermission]: LRD disconnected

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