meet your masters vs Skull Commando Squad (2318 views)
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kazim
crAps
kazim
crAps
LORDI
timbolina
m1tja
timbolina
m1tja
23.10.13 18:15 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | :@ upLOAd | 43 kills |
Killing Spree | :@ upLOAd | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | :@ upLOAd | 143% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | :@ upLOAd | 11 gibs |
...and stay dead! | crAps.:D! | 40% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | LRD | 34 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | :@ upLOAd | 9 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | :@ upLOAd | 206 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | MTJ | 255 damage per frag |
What objective? | :@ upLOAd | 277 XP |
Red Shirt | MTJ | 46 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | MTJ | 7 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | :@ upLOAd | 204 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | crAps.:D! | 1 team kills |
Gingerbread man | TMB | 14 /kills |
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MTJ [Warmup]: | and timbo's dad is mad |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | shoutout dooppi and chry <3 |
MTJ [Warmup]: | asslicking level 999 <3 |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | im not u srry |
LRD [Warmup]: | :D |
MTJ [Warmup]: | that's the only thing u can say in english |
MTJ [Warmup]: | ":D" |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | just rup |
crAps.:D! [Warmup]: | :D |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | rly? ;d<q |
MTJ [Warmup]: | tim is back |
MTJ [Warmup]: | ggs |
LRD [Warmup]: | noo |
LRD [Warmup]: | bs |
crAps.:D! [Warmup]: | :D |
MTJ [Countdown]: | sry and gl hf kazim and craps |
[11:46]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
LRD [11:45]: | xD |
:@ upLOAd [11:45]: | wtf |
MTJ [11:45]: | xD |
[11:46]: | MTJcalled a vote. |
[11:45]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
LRD [11:46]: | he said he goes to fuck your sister upload |
MTJ [11:45]: | i'll get full now |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
:@ upLOAd [11:45]: | but i dont have sister wtf |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[11:45]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[11:45]: | FIGHT! |
[11:31]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
LRD [11:30]: | LOL |
LRD [11:28]: | how u got up |
:@ upLOAd [11:27]: | enjoy |
[11:16]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
LRD [11:13]: | u fucking cheating douche cum head |
TMB [11:08]: | lol |
[11:08]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[11:08]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[11:06]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[11:03]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[10:56]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
LRD [10:19]: | lol nice bot upload |
LRD [10:18]: | :D:D |
[10:10]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[10:02]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[9:52]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[9:43]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
LRD [9:35]: | gg |
[9:32]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[9:28]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[9:28]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:31 |
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: | XD |
MTJ [Intermission]: | xD |
LRD [Intermission]: | i can reonnct with etvbot too upload |
TMB [Intermission]: | what happened to this low kazim |
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: | wtf man |
:@ upLOAd [Warmup]: | check my dmg |
TMB [Warmup]: | upload isnt cheating |
TMB [Warmup]: | kazim has weirder aim |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | want record ? |
TMB [Warmup]: | no baguette |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | so shut up |
MTJ [Warmup]: | i've got records in subway surfer |
MTJ [Warmup]: | over 4 million |
TMB [Warmup]: | no u shut up |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | lol u mad??? |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | lol u mad??? |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | lol u mad??? |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | lol u mad??? |
LRD [Warmup]: | DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED! |
LRD [Warmup]: | DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED! |
LRD [Warmup]: | DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED! |
LRD [Warmup]: | DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED! |
LRD [Warmup]: | DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED! |
LRD [Warmup]: | DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED! |
[Countdown]: | Vote FAILED! (Start Match ) |
crAps.:D! [Countdown]: | mad bro |
[1:34]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[1:32]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[1:32]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
LRD [1:31]: | DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED! |
[1:30]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:23]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:22]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:06]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:01]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[0:41]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:36]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
LRD [0:27]: | xd |
[0:17]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
LRD [0:11]: | GG |
MTJ [0:06]: | CLOSE enough |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:31) |
MTJ [Intermission]: | upload lowest dmg |
MTJ [Intermission]: | xD |
LRD [Intermission]: | this gave me cancer |
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: | XD |
LRD [Intermission]: | xDD |
LRD [Countdown]: | hf in this map upload. remember in summer? u never won gg. |
:@ upLOAd [Countdown]: | i won !! |
LRD [Countdown]: | once? |
LRD [11:58]: | :D |
LRD [11:56]: | :D |
[11:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
:@ upLOAd [11:39]: | :XD |
:@ upLOAd [11:39]: | :XD |
LRD [11:37]: | :D |
[11:15]: | Allies have breached the main entrance! |
MTJ [11:10]: | faggot |
MTJ [11:09]: | really |
LRD [11:05]: | xD |
[10:41]: | Allies have breached the side entrance! |
LRD [10:38]: | soz4ownage |
LRD [10:31]: | soz4ownage |
LRD [10:22]: | :D |
LRD [10:21]: | :D |
[10:12]: | Allied team has dropped the UFO documents! |
[10:07]: | Allied team has dropped the UFO documents! |
LRD [9:52]: | soz4ownage |
[9:52]: | Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:09 |
MTJ [Intermission]: | xDDDDDDDDDD |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Intermission]: | tfie? |
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: | XD |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Intermission]: | die |
crAps.:D! [Intermission]: | xDD |
LRD [Intermission]: | gg upload u almost got it |
LRD [Intermission]: | xD |
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: | ok fuck this map |
LRD [Intermission]: | DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED! |
TMB [Intermission]: | rain of brain |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | shit map |
:@ upLOAd [Warmup]: | map for nersd |
LRD [Warmup]: | shit map =/= u cant play the map properly |
TMB [Warmup]: | deli map for lows |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | idk why this map on ladder |
TMB [Warmup]: | idk why u allowed on clanbase |
MTJ [Warmup]: | deli map for cheaters like kzim |
LRD [Countdown]: | rup |
LRD [Countdown]: | :D |
LRD [Countdown]: | :D |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Countdown]: | yep |
[1:24]: | Allies have breached the main entrance! |
LRD [1:07]: | soz4ownage |
LRD [0:59]: | :D |
LRD [0:51]: | wh m,an |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [0:19]: | skilled nerd camper |
LRD [0:17]: | :D |
TMB [0:17]: | xdddd |
MTJ [0:16]: | u mad |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [0:14]: | lol u mad??? |
LRD [0:13]: | soz4ownage |
LRD [0:12]: | soz4ownage |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:09) |
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: | tails |
LRD [Intermission]: | gg |
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: | !!! |
LRD [Intermission]: | heads |
TMB [Intermission]: | tails and heads |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Intermission]: | tails to bash ur ass |
TMB [Intermission]: | xdddddd |
:@ upLOAd [Intermission]: | XD |
:@ upLOAd [Warmup]: | i can rape u here |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | lol u mad??? |
:@ upLOAd [Warmup]: | i know that |
LRD [Warmup]: | no |
LRD [Warmup]: | i report to fbi |
mYm!kAZiM :o{ [Warmup]: | lol u mad??? |
:@ upLOAd [Warmup]: | :XD |
TMB [Countdown]: | kazim has sick binds |
LRD [Countdown]: | soz4ownage |
LRD [Countdown]: | DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED! |
LRD [Countdown]: | me2 |
TMB [Countdown]: | really took the effort to bind that shit |
[11:28]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
LRD [10:48]: | soz4ownage |
LRD [10:16]: | xD |
LRD [10:14]: | camping in attack |
[10:08]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
TMB [10:07]: | nice xp |
[10:05]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
LRD [10:02]: | :D |
MTJ [9:44]: | xD |
:@ upLOAd [9:42]: | :XD |
LRD [9:21]: | xD |
[8:58]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[8:46]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[8:40]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
LRD [7:56]: | soz4ownage |
LRD [7:45]: | lol |
LRD [6:48]: | lol |
[6:45]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
TMB [6:44]: | lol |
LRD [6:39]: | u preshoot me like that? |
:@ upLOAd [6:33]: | preshoot?:DDD |
LRD [6:29]: | lol |
[6:15]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[5:07]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
LRD [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:52 |
TMB [6:11]: | nice faggot |
LRD [5:36]: | :D |
[5:26]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
LRD [5:23]: | :D |
LRD [5:23]: | :D |
LRD [5:08]: | xDD |
TMB [5:06]: | faggot |
crAps.:D! [5:06]: | :D |
crAps.:D! [5:06]: | :D |
:@ upLOAd [5:05]: | :XD |
LRD [5:04]: | DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED! |
crAps.:D! [5:04]: | noob |
crAps.:D! [5:03]: | :D |
crAps.:D! [5:03]: | :D |
[4:52]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[4:28]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[4:25]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
LRD [4:11]: | lol |
[3:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
LRD [3:23]: | soz4ownage |
[3:18]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
LRD [3:12]: | :D |
[3:11]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[2:54]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[2:48]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[2:26]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[2:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
LRD [2:12]: | :D |
LRD [2:12]: | :D |
[2:02]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[1:49]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
LRD [1:10]: | gg |
LRD [0:52]: | rematch |
LRD [0:47]: | ? |
:@ upLOAd [0:44]: | 2low |
:@ upLOAd [0:43]: | wtf |
LRD [0:42]: | :D |
LRD [0:39]: | stop trolling |
:@ upLOAd [0:38]: | XD |
LRD [0:16]: | :D |
TMB [0:08]: | nice elviss |
:@ upLOAd [0:04]: | :XD |
:@ upLOAd [0:04]: | :XD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:52) |
LRD [Intermission]: | rematch |
LRD [Intermission]: | for 2nd offi |
[Intermission]: | mYm!kAZiM :o{ disconnected |
[Intermission]: | MTJ disconnected |
[Intermission]: | crAps.:D! disconnected |
[Intermission]: | LRD disconnected |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.