Keyboard Warriors vs MYSTERIOUS MONKEYS (5089 views)
An7ho
bN
kartez
L4mpje
powi
xPERiA
bN
kartez
L4mpje
powi
xPERiA
DrLagAlot
Fendah
rAMOZ
sPECULA
sTOWNAGE
TimeN
Fendah
rAMOZ
sPECULA
sTOWNAGE
TimeN
28.10.13 22:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | -KW- D3MN<3 REZHNI | 68 kills |
Killing Spree | -KW- bNN | 9 frags without being killed |
Accountant | -KW- yokoo<3 blade | 114% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | [mMonkeys.DrLag] | 24 gibs |
...and stay dead! | -KW- kartezxd | 54% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | -KW- yokoo<3 blade | 64 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | -KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) | 49 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | -KW- powiii | 155 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | [mMonkeys.Fendah | 318 damage per frag |
What objective? | -KW- yokoo<3 blade | 435 XP |
Red Shirt | [mMonkeys.sPECULA] | 83 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | [mMonkeys.DrLag] | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | [mMonkeys.Simon] | 189 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | -KW- bNN | 5 team kills |
Gingerbread man | [mMonkeys.sPECULA] | 24 /kills |
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[mMonkeys.Fendah [Warmup]: | slideshow part 2, here i come |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ? |
-KW- yokoo<3 blade [Warmup]: | good to know |
-KW- yokoo<3 blade [Warmup]: | I'll delet him |
-KW- yokoo<3 blade [Warmup]: | this fking brazilian steroid faggot |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [Warmup]: | :d |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | specula replacing kiwi, dunno if its a good choice atleast :XD |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Warmup]: | anim got slightshow everytime |
-KW- yokoo<3 blade [Warmup]: | XDDDDDDD |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Warmup]: | good choise for u :D |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [Warmup]: | dat was |
[mMonkeys.Fendah [Warmup]: | replacing wrong word |
-KW- bNN [Warmup]: | wtf is a slightshow |
[mMonkeys.Fendah [Warmup]: | ? |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Warmup]: | its a french word |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Warmup]: | haha |
-KW- DethroneD [Warmup]: | YELLOW CARD antho |
[mMonkeys.Fendah [Warmup]: | i got slideshow because of my lagspikes every fucking 5secs |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | idd |
-KW- DethroneD [Warmup]: | i got too man |
-KW- bNN [Warmup]: | a slightshow |
-KW- DethroneD [Warmup]: | i lagging lagg spikes lagg |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | Ready!! |
[mMonkeys.Fendah [Warmup]: | but i dont have them hirtot or any other public only on private server fucking riduculous |
-KW- yokoo<3 blade [Warmup]: | SHOUTOUT BLADE RIVA KAISEN LOW+ |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [Countdown]: | shoutout to nooby fuchs and ercan |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Countdown]: | hf gl |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Countdown]: | les putins de shoutout qu'il fait |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Countdown]: | omfg mais allo quoi |
[14:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[14:17]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
-KW- yokoo<3 blade [14:16]: | don't unpause |
[mMonkeys.Fendah [14:17]: | ? |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [14:17]: | dont pause for him, its always |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [14:17]: | yeah we won't unpause |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [14:17]: | bN lagging |
[mMonkeys.Fendah [14:17]: | /unpause |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [14:17]: | np |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [14:17]: | 121 to 125 |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [14:17]: | sec |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [14:16]: | :D |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [14:17]: | :DDDD |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [14:17]: | e-tradegy, brb gonna write news on cf |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [14:17]: | must be bad lags |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [14:17]: | 136 now, its ok |
[14:17]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[14:17]: | FIGHT! |
[13:03]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
-KW- kartezxd [13:03]: | NEW PLAYER CONNECTED |
-KW- kartezxd [13:03]: | LAGGING |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [13:03]: | lampje should be used to that |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [13:03]: | "the only good thing about 2 pauses within an ET round is that there aren't any left" - sokrates |
-KW- D3MN<3 REZHNI [13:03]: | we have ourselves a kanker mongool on our hands |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
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[13:03]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
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[13:03]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[13:03]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[13:03]: | FIGHT! |
-KW- kartezxd [12:57]: | :xD |
-KW- kartezxd [12:57]: | :xD |
-KW- kartezxd [12:56]: | :xD |
-KW- kartezxd [12:56]: | :xD |
[11:34]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:49]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
-KW- kartezxd [10:46]: | 8) |
-KW- kartezxd [10:35]: | :xD |
[10:22]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:52]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:47]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:28]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[5:25]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:44]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
-KW- kartezxd [3:02]: | :xD |
[2:49]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
-KW- kartezxd [2:04]: | :xD |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [1:06]: | GG |
[0:58]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[0:57]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[0:50]: | powi connected |
[0:44]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
-KW- kartezxd [0:32]: | 8) |
-KW- kartezxd [0:32]: | 8) |
-KW- kartezxd [0:23]: | 8) |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [0:21]: | :o) |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 15:00 |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Warmup]: | "Gibs equal skill" - Aristotheles |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | Ready!! |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Warmup]: | play more instead of read some sentences from phylosopic ppl |
-KW- kartezxd [Countdown]: | phyolosopic |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Countdown]: | thats whta he can best :D |
-KW- yokoo<3 blade [Countdown]: | gib = phylosogic |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Countdown]: | phylosophic* |
-KW- yokoo<3 blade [Countdown]: | fic |
-KW- yokoo<3 blade [Countdown]: | gg |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Countdown]: | fufufu |
-KW- kartezxd [Countdown]: | phyziyolopic |
[14:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:41]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
-KW- kartezxd [12:55]: | :xD |
-KW- kartezxd [12:55]: | :DD |
-KW- kartezxd [12:55]: | :xD |
-KW- kartezxd [12:55]: | :xD |
[12:32]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [12:21]: | smart faggot |
[12:08]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[11:57]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
-KW- bNN [11:42]: | stop chasing me |
-KW- kartezxd [11:20]: | :xD |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [11:17]: | u r the adc sry |
[11:06]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
-KW- kartezxd [10:53]: | im playing eve |
-KW- kartezxd [10:41]: | if u dont pink ur spawn ur gonna have a bad time |
[10:29]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[10:13]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
-KW- kartezxd [10:13]: | 8) |
[9:58]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[9:55]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [9:54]: | BYE BYE |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [9:54]: | :DDD |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [9:54]: | u gona die antho |
[9:54]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [9:54]: | I think your medic (or you atleast) gonna die first |
-KW- kartezxd [9:55]: | why so phyziyolopic |
[9:54]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[9:54]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[9:54]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[mMonkeys.Fendah [9:54]: | kartez, what does pink ur spawn mean? :/ |
[9:54]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
-KW- kartezxd [9:55]: | told u im playing eve |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [9:55]: | pimp I bet |
[9:54]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [9:54]: | like pimp my ride -> pimp my spawn you get it? hahahahahah |
[9:54]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
-KW- kartezxd [9:54]: | hahahahahaah |
-KW- kartezxd [9:54]: | doctor |
-KW- kartezxd [9:54]: | wth |
[9:54]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [9:54]: | u rly laughing? |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [9:54]: | :DDDDDDDDDDD |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [9:54]: | omg |
-KW- kartezxd [9:54]: | not my anus pls |
[9:54]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[9:55]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:55]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:55]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:55]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:55]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [9:54]: | im nasus im late game op not now |
[9:55]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:55]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:55]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [9:55]: | "an anus is like a pillar with yellow rainbows" - my penis |
[9:55]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[9:55]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:55]: | FIGHT! |
-KW- kartezxd [9:48]: | UR MORE LIKE TEEMO AD |
[9:33]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[8:35]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[8:35]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[8:21]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
-KW- kartezxd [7:24]: | 8) |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [6:15]: | rly |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [6:12]: | HAHAHA |
[5:53]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:06 (original: 15:00) |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Intermission]: | DAT LANDMINE SPECULA |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Intermission]: | :XD |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [Intermission]: | ye man |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [Intermission]: | would never expect it |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [Warmup]: | :o) |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [Warmup]: | and never underrate ad teemo kartez |
-KW- bNN [Countdown]: | ...gold |
-KW- bNN [Countdown]: | noob |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [Countdown]: | :D |
[Countdown]: | Vote FAILED! (Start Match ) |
[8:33]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:23]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[7:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:54]: | Main blast door opening! |
[5:48]: | Main blast door closing! |
-KW- kartezxd [5:43]: | t |
[5:40]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:39]: | FIGHT! |
[5:32]: | Main blast door opening! |
[5:27]: | Main blast door closing! |
[5:16]: | Main blast door opening! |
[5:05]: | Main blast door closing! |
[4:56]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:48]: | Main blast door closing! |
[4:38]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:23]: | Main blast door closing! |
[4:16]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:09]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:50 |
-KW- kartezxd [Intermission]: | 11ac |
-KW- kartezxd [Intermission]: | 205 knife shots |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | Ready!! |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Warmup]: | not mwe |
-KW- kartezxd [Warmup]: | as usefull as speculos |
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: | ! |
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: | Ready!! |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [Warmup]: | :D |
[5:00]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[4:53]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:08]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[4:08]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:50]: | Main blast door closing! |
[2:37]: | Main blast door opening! |
[2:32]: | Main blast door closing! |
[2:26]: | Main blast door opening! |
[2:17]: | Main blast door closing! |
[2:04]: | Main blast door opening! |
[1:54]: | Main blast door closing! |
[1:44]: | Main blast door opening! |
-KW- kartezxd [1:40]: | 8) |
[1:40]: | Main blast door closing! |
[1:20]: | Main blast door opening! |
-KW- D3MN<3 REZHNI [0:05]: | ggs |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:50) |
[Intermission]: | [mMonkeys.TimeN] disconnected |
-KW- yokoo<3 blade [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | [mMonkeys.Fendah disconnected |
[Intermission]: | [mMonkeys.rAMOZ] disconnected |
-KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | -KW- D3M0N<3 REZHNI disconnected |
[mMonkeys.sPECULA] [Intermission]: | ggwp |
[Intermission]: | [mMonkeys.Simon] disconnected |
[Intermission]: | [mMonkeys.sPECULA] disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -KW- kartezxd disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -KW- bNN disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -KW- AN7HO :o)))))))) disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -KW- yokoo<3 blade disconnected |
[Intermission]: | -KW- powiii disconnected |
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