MYSTERIOUS MONKEYS vs cat in a hat (4565 views)

at DrLagAlot
tr FiREBALL
de rAMOZ
de sPECULA
de sTOWNAGE
de TimeN
fi hazz
nl Freddy
gb Greatjosh
ee Sinche
fi tOMBA
nl woott


CF ET Winter Cup 2013
Lower Bracket Round 1


Needs to be played by 3rd November
UAC MatchID: cfcupf2
03.11.13 20:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [mMonkeys.sPECULA 48 kills
Killing Spree [mMonkeys.rAMOZ] 6 frags without being killed
Accountant [mMonkeys.Simon] 150% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [mMonkeys.Simon] 16 gibs
...and stay dead! Freddy Bitches 47% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [mMonkeys.FATiH] 34 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [mMonkeys.sPECULA 30 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [mMonkeys.sPECULA 147 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! tOMBA& 311 damage per frag
What objective? [mMonkeys.Simon] 250 XP
Red Shirt woott& 53 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hazz& 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [mMonkeys.Simon] 176 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Freddy Bitches 6 team kills
Gingerbread man [mMonkeys.DrLag] 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[mMonkeys.DrLag]94190323480311562834035440/01/220/1811/417610045
[mMonkeys.sPECULA12320948391100107065371000/017/31/1930/101479543
[mMonkeys.TimeN]8215431387027447139862290/03/325/245/414410545
[mMonkeys.FATiH]97192282970210519243121330/02/234/152/418514943
[mMonkeys.Simon]150250422816017647548502330/03/234/136/715417343
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ]10020923238015405639283800/00/123/151/517617166
[mMonkeys.1071204204191570950328872418915190/026/1137/1555/516413244
Freddy Bitches4914217348168311254512340/02/419/172/518315624
tOMBA&6715624368023549455662590/00/1022/204/622915566
Sinche&4920120415007389961571300/02/018/200/1619515025
woott&3815420534027345359913290/00/418/264/1817311337
Josh&6713729421112547454532630/010/84/2417/416410545
hazz&741883243800548576592540/02/324/316/5152153412
hazz&579781422494421235255603428910690/016/3105/3133/518313947
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[mMonkeys.DrLag]1505812840021719107600/00/010/52/1DKKK/DD/KKKKDKKKKKDD
[mMonkeys.sPECULA1185313112004230896500/04/10/49/3K//KKKDDK//KKKKXKDDKKKDDD
[mMonkeys.TimeN]3638411201214911160750/00/03/72/2K/DKDDKDTDDD/DKD
[mMonkeys.FATiH]8149911000516891455540/01/08/50/1DDK/DKKDD/KK/KK/K/KD
[mMonkeys.Simon]10059101040021747156400/00/08/42/4KD/DK/KDDKDDKKDKKKDK
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ]60523530028801002540/00/03/20/1/DD/KKKD
[mMonkeys.913095156150117983472221830/05/132/2715/12
Freddy Bitches3039310205385815061340/01/27/40/2/TDK/KTDX/TTDDTKDDD
tOMBA&7738793011160018681590/00/37/71/1DDTXK/DKDKDXKDKXDKKD
Sinche&50326122002813166600/00/06/50/6DKX/KDKK/DDKDKDDDDD
woott&304431010037351539800/00/03/50/3//DDKXDD/DDDKK
Josh&753391240121588117470/02/20/78/1KK/DDKKKDDDKTDDKDDKDK/
hazz&11054111020011628208100/00/08/83/2DDKKKDKDK/DDKXKDKDKKKD
hazz&622403963140712722298343800/03/731/3612/15

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[mMonkeys.DrLag]140427510021307544180/00/01/33/1KKXK/K/DDDKKK
[mMonkeys.sPECULA13050131020011846102500/06/10/57/3KKDKKKDDKDKD/KKDKKDDDKK
[mMonkeys.TimeN]10006600020000/00/06/40/0DDKKKD/KK/KD
[mMonkeys.FATiH]1633164013640348210/00/110/30/0K/KT/KK/KDKDKDKDK
[mMonkeys.Simon]1144787700212091035180/00/08/30/2DKKDKDK/D/KKKKD
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ]57224700015641021900/00/14/40/1KKDKKDD/DDD
[mMonkeys.931943941140111556639731470/06/329/2210/7
Freddy Bitches62155831006151202360/00/13/52/1DDKDKKSDDKKDD
tOMBA&42413700009601125360/00/03/40/2DDDKDDKDKD
Sinche&50694820028231194360/00/04/50/1KDDDDDK/KK/D
woott&6345711000110051152180/00/07/70/2DDDKDDKDDKKKD/KKDD
Josh&50235102000108887700/02/30/53/2DDDKDKDDKDDDKKD
hazz&87497820018531418400/01/24/22/2KD/KKKKDKDDKDDD
hazz&5924231529104534469681660/03/621/287/10
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[mMonkeys.DrLag]41455121004112011031450/00/23/62/0KDDDK/K//D/DKDDKD
[mMonkeys.sPECULA9052101120011532101600/06/00/84/2KDDKKDKKKD/KDDKDDDKKD
[mMonkeys.TimeN]1256815123000164212801370/02/110/93/2DDDKDKDKDKKKKDDKDKDKDKKKKDK
[mMonkeys.FATiH]15063128100219661596180/01/19/52/0KDKDK/KKDK/KDKDDKKKK
[mMonkeys.Simon]171611273002161515011260/02/19/41/1KDDKKKX/KKDK/KDKKKKD
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ]837956301195411991550/00/06/30/2K/DKTKKDDDDK
[mMonkeys.1103685956130110882976955810/011/537/3512/7
Freddy Bitches663169200310711436360/00/16/50/0DKKDKKD/K//DDKD
tOMBA&120551210401018501118240/00/510/43/1KDKDDDDDDKKKKKKDKKKTKDD
Sinche&555059100112441282360/01/04/50/4K/DDKDKXDDDKKDD
woott&4137717101110911718370/00/35/63/7DKDDDKDKDDDKDDTK/DKKDDDDD
Josh&634371110011269178400/03/13/91/0KKDKKK/DDDKDDKDDDD
hazz&904691040011170149100/01/17/81/1KKDKKDKD/DDKKDKDDKXD
hazz&73262466613027769588291330/05/1135/378/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[mMonkeys.DrLag]884589203314826803810/01/06/44/2KDDDKDKDKK/TK/DKKTT/
[mMonkeys.sPECULA171541275004137970400/01/11/210/2KD/K/KK/K/KDKKDKKKXKX
[mMonkeys.TimeN]664869201313381546170/01/26/40/0KT/KD/DKDKKDDKD/
[mMonkeys.FATiH]15047642010897913400/00/07/20/3KDKKDDKTKXKD
[mMonkeys.Simon]3008312420111904750890/01/19/23/0KKKK/DKKKKDKTDKKK
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ]2205611520011658706810/00/010/61/1X/KKKDKKKKKKXDDKDKX
[mMonkeys.1663335538150612865852996080/04/439/2018/8
Freddy Bitches42573710125681307280/01/03/30/2K//DDTDDKKD
tOMBA&2022210100210841455400/00/22/50/2/D/XDKKDDDDDD
Sinche&4150512000210192015580/01/04/50/5DKDKK//DDKDKDDDDD
woott&2028315201262215821940/00/13/81/6DDKKD//TDDDDKDXDDDXDD
Josh&8838894112800697560/03/21/35/1DDDK//KKDSKKDTKKKD
hazz&3339515000212061602140/00/05/130/0DDD//DDDDDDDKKKKDKDD
hazz&41234266881312529986583900/05/518/376/16

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Player Chats
Sinche& [Warmup]: you guys all on this haxproof crap right?
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Warmup]: :D
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: ?
Sinche& [Warmup]: on your go lads
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
Sinche& [Countdown]: gl
[7:44]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:36]: Main blast door opening!
[7:26]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:39]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:40]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:19
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: Ready!!
Josh& [Warmup]: 1 sec sorry
[mMonkeys.sPECULA [Warmup]: shoutout to wouter, ercan, thomas and kristofer
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: schaun bestimmt zu :D
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Warmup]: kristoper is auch son name omfg
[mMonkeys.sPECULA [Warmup]: testi always
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: :D
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Warmup]: gogo
Josh& [Warmup]: sorry tactical pause
Sinche& [Warmup]: sorry, real life issues for some of us
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Warmup]: dude this is real life
[mMonkeys.sPECULA [Warmup]: real life? what is this
Sinche& [Countdown]: shoutout to everybody who loves me <3
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Countdown]: many
Sinche& [Countdown]: 0
Sinche& [Countdown]: :D
[4:33]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:16]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:06]: Main blast door opening!
[3:00]: Main blast door closing!
[1:43]: Main blast door opening!
[1:20]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:59 (original: 5:19)
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[13:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:38]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[13:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[13:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:13]: The side door has been destroyed!
[12:59]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[12:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:50]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[11:48]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[11:33]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[10:57]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[10:49]: The Truck has been repaired!
[9:32]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:27
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: Ready!!
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: Ready!!
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Countdown]: Ready!!
[4:34]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Sinche& [4:05]: :D:D:D:D
[4:04]: The side door has been destroyed!
[4:03]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[2:49]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Sinche& [2:48]: ?
[mMonkeys.sPECULA [2:49]: lags
hazz& [2:49]: is that really necessary?
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [2:48]: yeah
Josh& [2:48]: its not even possibly
hazz& [2:49]: :<
[2:49]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Josh& [2:48]: cmon
[2:48]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:48]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [2:48]: I'm just raging because they killsteal 24/7
[2:48]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:48]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
Josh& [2:48]: thank you
[2:48]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [2:48]: so they paused
[2:48]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:48]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:48]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:48]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:48]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:48]: FIGHT!
Josh& [2:14]: i was gunna die anyway
Josh& [2:07]: might as well try take you with me :D
[1:14]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[1:12]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[0:32]: The Truck has been repaired!
Sinche& [0:16]: wps
woott& [0:13]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:27)
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Intermission]: ^
[Intermission]: Josh& disconnected

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