BoomKnuffelaars vs as fuck (2468 views)

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CB ET 2on2 Ladder
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31.10.13 23:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth FRESHASFUCK 52 kills
Killing Spree CLEANASFUCK 4 frags without being killed
Accountant CLEANASFUCK 83% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! oRalrApe 9 gibs
...and stay dead! oRalrApe 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning FRESHASFUCK 48 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! aNalrApe 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer FRESHASFUCK 173 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! oRalrApe 271 damage per frag
What objective? CLEANASFUCK 482 XP
Red Shirt aNalrApe 86 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? aNalrApe 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore FRESHASFUCK 128 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut aNalrApe 4 team kills
Gingerbread man oRalrApe 37 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
CLEANASFUCK82482455431024102518375340/02/240/283/322815247
FRESHASFUCK803835264213251052090812570/02/448/314/320214035
ASFUCK81865971185234920771174562910/04/488/317/321514646
aNalrApe372563286414257633112841470/03/329/554/3239130215
oRalrApe4832336759023798239487830/05/332/351/327312628
alrApe425796816113166217456207712300/08/361/355/3256128212
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEANASFUCK5310981500032306287900/00/18/110/0KDK/KDDK/DDD/DKDDKKDDKD
FRESHASFUCK8582121410032541302700/01/211/80/1KDDKDKK/KKDKK/K/DKDKDDDDKD
ASFUCK69191202910064847590600/01/319/190/1
aNalrApe56851323300102864272600/00/112/121/0KDKK/K//DK/DKDKD/DK/D/D//KKDKKDKD/DD
oRalrApe509010203001330422121180/03/07/70/0DDD//DK/D/DDK//K/K//K/K/K/K/KK
alrApe5317523436002359064847180/03/119/191/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEANASFUCK10095111110091969153100/02/09/20/0/KD/KK/KKK/K//KKK//K/D
FRESHASFUCK725981110081795148000/01/17/20/0/DKK/K/K/K//K/KDK/D
ASFUCK861541922200173764301100/03/116/40/0
aNalrApe1136217001410072191390/01/12/120/0DDDDDDD/DD/DDDK//DKT
oRalrApe33633910032004157300/00/23/50/0DKK/D/DDDD/KX
alrApe2299526101730113764390/01/35/170/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEANASFUCK5586590103149099000/00/03/62/1DKXDDKD/KDD//KKS
FRESHASFUCK1147687001113441006320/00/09/50/1DTKDKK/KKDKDDKKD
ASFUCK851621316011428341996320/00/012/112/2
aNalrApe9049910111215061726650/00/18/72/1K/DKKDTKDDSDKK/DKXKDDK
oRalrApe37293800134901108470/01/03/50/1KKDX/DK/DT/DD
alrApe647812181125199628341120/01/111/122/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEANASFUCK100654010001119503160/00/04/00/2KKKKXX
FRESHASFUCK7553680023127712182250/00/05/53/0K//KDKKD/KDKDTDT
ASFUCK881181081023239617212410/00/09/53/2
aNalrApe02206000256192100/00/00/40/0//DDDD
oRalrApe383251300071160147500/00/05/50/1//D//D/KDDK/DKDK/K
alrApe195451900091721239600/00/05/90/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEANASFUCK1001271313100733672472180/00/113/50/0KDKK/KDDK/K/K/K/KKDK/KDK/D
FRESHASFUCK841131619000103563235000/00/115/71/1KDDD/K/D/KKD/KKK/K/K/DKDKKKDK/D/KK/
ASFUCK9224029321001769304822180/00/228/121/1
aNalrApe1364322001416953720430/02/02/170/1DDKK/DD//DDDDDDDDDDKTDDD/D
oRalrApe601091220500931273210180/01/110/111/0/K/KDD/KK/KK/DDDDDKDDK/K/DXK/K/KD
alrApe3717315425011348226930610/03/112/281/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CLEANASFUCK6604600020000/00/03/41/0/KDDKDDKK/
FRESHASFUCK4002501000000/00/01/40/0KSDKDDD
ASFUCK53061101020000/00/04/81/0
aNalrApe6205800130000/00/05/31/1DT/DKK/KDKKX/D
oRalrApe6003500120000/00/04/20/1XKDKK/T/D
alrApe61081300250000/00/09/51/2

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Player Chats
aNalrApe [Warmup]: this is gg alrdy i have no clue how to play this
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: kutbase
aNalrApe [Warmup]: ?xd
aNalrApe [Warmup]: gas op die lollie
aNalrApe [Warmup]: kom
aNalrApe [Warmup]: :D
aNalrApe [Warmup]: XDDDDDD
aNalrApe [Warmup]: omfg dat nade
aNalrApe [Countdown]: fun boyas
[11:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:20]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[9:28]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[8:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:28]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
CLEANASFUCK [6:19]: lol
aNalrApe [5:38]: :D
aNalrApe [5:00]: wtf
[2:28]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
aNalrApe [2:15]: :D
aNalrApe [1:15]: wtf
aNalrApe [1:14]: ?
aNalrApe [0:12]: gg
aNalrApe [0:09]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: rup
aNalrApe [Warmup]: shoutout best etplayer and wher and my friend m1tja
aNalrApe [Warmup]: brb 1
[11:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:17]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
oRalrApe [9:25]: :(
aNalrApe [9:22]: JA
aNalrApe [9:20]: zeker
CLEANASFUCK [9:13]: JA TOCH
[7:56]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[4:52]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[3:22]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[3:17]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:44 (original: 12:00)
oRalrApe [Warmup]: fps drop hello
aNalrApe [Warmup]: 4:28 like vs m1tja
aNalrApe [Warmup]: letsgo
[11:58]: Allies team locked from spectators by FRESHASFUCK
[11:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
aNalrApe [10:38]: kankermap
aNalrApe [10:37]: tails
oRalrApe [10:35]: zegwel
[10:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
aNalrApe [10:31]: 2o2 ook nog
CLEANASFUCK [10:27]: ufo dan
CLEANASFUCK [10:24]: dat is helemaal gay
[9:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
aNalrApe [9:39]: destroy ur own cp
[9:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:49]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
aNalrApe [8:37]: aNalRaPe
[8:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:38]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
aNalrApe [7:11]: XD
aNalrApe [7:10]: i trolled him
[7:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
CLEANASFUCK [7:01]: really effective
oRalrApe [6:54]: ja
aNalrApe [6:53]: tails
[6:50]: aNalrApecalled a vote.
[6:49]: Vote passed!
[6:49]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[6:49]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
FRESHASFUCK [6:47]: K
aNalrApe [6:46]: cya base
CLEANASFUCK [6:43]: xD
aNalrApe [6:42]: its first round
aNalrApe [6:38]: we need to coin after second
aNalrApe [6:38]: gg
oRalrApe [6:34]: indd
oRalrApe [6:33]: cb rules
CLEANASFUCK [6:26]: aapjes xd
oRalrApe [6:17]: 6/10 base
aNalrApe [6:09]: i have 8kills
aNalrApe [6:08]: not 6
[6:07]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:52
aNalrApe [Intermission]: 490dmge anger mad on ts
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: anger mad
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: i c what u did there
oRalrApe [Warmup]: KANKER MAP JONGES /S
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: rup is wat sneller
oRalrApe [Warmup]: ik moet echt sparen voor een vaste pc :+
aNalrApe [5:32]: XDDDDDDDD
aNalrApe [4:43]: XD
aNalrApe [4:40]: OMFG
oRalrApe [4:38]: tactic
oRalrApe [3:53]: push on full
aNalrApe [3:28]: XD
oRalrApe [3:22]: ,
aNalrApe [3:17]: icant stop laughin hes like on ts
aNalrApe [3:14]: i just want 1kill
aNalrApe [3:14]: cmnn
aNalrApe [3:13]: XD
CLEANASFUCK [1:24]: kat en muisspel dit
oRalrApe [1:19]: ufo ook
CLEANASFUCK [1:08]: gewoon jullie speelstijl bdoel ik
FRESHASFUCK [0:40]: adlernest braundorf erdenberg_T1 beach ice frostbite deli supply
oRalrApe [0:29]: he's at mg
aNalrApe [0:03]: U got this anger
aNalrApe [0:02]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:52)
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: adlernest braundorf erdenberg_T1 beach ice frostbite deli supply
oRalrApe [Warmup]: wie is wie eigenlijk
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: dat is de vraag
oRalrApe [Countdown]: ja he
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:49]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:02]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:02]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:42]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:34]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:18]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
aNalrApe [7:11]: gast die nade up
[6:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
aNalrApe [6:02]: :D
aNalrApe [6:02]: :D
aNalrApe [6:02]: :D
aNalrApe [6:02]: :D
aNalrApe [6:02]: :D
[5:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:13]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:48]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
aNalrApe [4:46]: nice
[4:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:34]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
aNalrApe [2:26]: kanker is op met je luck lol
CLEANASFUCK [2:15]: nty
[1:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:13]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:01]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[1:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:58
aNalrApe [Intermission]: kanker dom spelen jullie
oRalrApe [Intermission]: kwist nie eens dat we al zo'n gold hadde :d
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: Spannend houden
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: xD
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: het is ook heel serieus he
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: anus
aNalrApe [Warmup]: 1down 1up
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: dan kan je outbrainen door te closen als jullie homootjes allebei down gaan
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: maarja dat snappen jullie niet he
aNalrApe [Warmup]: je bedoeld geluk hebben dat er 1 main gaat en 1sway
aNalrApe [Warmup]: en je kilt die sway?
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: je hoeft mij niet te vertellen hoe ik deli moet spelen
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: geloof mer
CLEANASFUCK [Countdown]: me
aNalrApe [Countdown]: jij mij ook niet:D
[10:34]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:09]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:09]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:50]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:13]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
oRalrApe [7:59]: lag
[7:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
oRalrApe [7:59]: ok
[7:53]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:48]: aNalrApe disconnected
[7:46]: oRalrApe disconnected

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