cock and balls torture vs team-ujo (2478 views)

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CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
04.11.13 00:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Wayne Gretzky CAN 90 kills
Killing Spree Wayne Gretzky CAN 10 frags without being killed
Accountant Wayne Gretzky CAN 120% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Wayne Gretzky CAN 26 gibs
...and stay dead! cabt BAAASE 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Wayne Gretzky CAN 59 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cabt BAAASE 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Wayne Gretzky CAN 193 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! PAVEL BURE RUS 242 damage per frag
What objective? Wayne Gretzky CAN 425 XP
Red Shirt cabt BAAASE 105 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Esa Tikkanen FIN 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Wayne Gretzky CAN 167 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Esa Tikkanen FIN 4 team kills
Gingerbread man cabt BAAASE 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Esa Tikkanen FIN4925242851004198629117912370/00/132/344/12205139311
Wayne Gretzky CAN118425907526121217099126805540/05/259/424/6190167107
PAVEL BURE RUS78310769711022217144152633060/07/436/535/322615747
RE81987208257471853428723973410970/012/4127/5313/320715468
cabt latiN :o))))))61321579313001613451141333920/07/637/415/823615246
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER63302599410022313498147913260/00/646/403/122915737
cabt BAAASE632866710523133112785139481490/00/045/4511/2191132510
ca6290918329246157039734428728670/07/0128/4519/221914748
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Esa Tikkanen FIN46651839502040375766890/00/110/150/3KTDTKDXDKDDDDDDKDKDDKDDDDDKDK
Wayne Gretzky CAN121146453720121814962894780/01/119/173/3XDDDXDKDDDDKKKKKTDK/KDDKDKSKDKKKDKDKDKKKDTKXKD
PAVEL BURE RUS1021124443401489937521250/01/010/224/2KDDKDKKK/KDKKDDDK/DD/KDDKDDKDKDD/KDDDXDTDDD
RE903231071192915521179195765920/02/239/547/8
cabt latiN :o))))))6510828435004635667623200/02/116/122/3DKKKDDKDDKKD/KDKDDKK/KKDK/KK/KDKDKDXKDKD
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER5910429498008664576792570/00/116/141/1DKK/KDDK//DKDK/DKK/D/K/KDKKDDKK/DDKDDKKDD
cabt BAAASE708336518011165756738720/00/020/113/1KKKD/KKDKDDDDK/DKK/K//DK/DDKDKD/K/KKK/KTK/K/KK
ca652959314321012319576211796490/02/252/376/5
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Esa Tikkanen FIN2881828101921823512670/00/09/150/4DK/T/DKDDDD/DDDDD/KDD//K/DDK/DKDKDK/D
Wayne Gretzky CAN1041332221200645323802760/04/117/131/2KK/DXKKDDDKKK///KDDKDDDKK/KKDDKDDKDKDKKKKKK/
PAVEL BURE RUS419613314007386040351300/01/211/221/0/DDDKDDKDDKDDKDK/DDKDDDKD///K/KDK/DDDDKKKDDD
RE5831043807012210574113492730/05/337/502/6
cabt latiN :o))))))62981727500941003554540/03/213/141/2DK/DKDKDDD//DKDK/KK/KK/DDDK//K/DKKKDKDDDKDKD
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER829519232011137313447430/00/319/101/0KD/DDKKDKK/K/KKK/K/DK/D/DXK/KD/K/K/KKDDDTKKD
cabt BAAASE9110222248011135183573240/00/019/144/0/KKDKK/KK/DK/K/DKK/K/K/KKK//KKDTD/DDKDKKDKDDKDDX
ca78295587415023111349105741210/03/551/386/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Esa Tikkanen FIN8810616184011024102513810/00/013/44/5K/DT/KK////D/KKKDKKK/K/KDKDKK/KDXKDD
Wayne Gretzky CAN135146231740054418258900/00/023/120/1/KKDKKD/KXDD/DKK/KKKKKKKKKKKKKDDK/DKDKDDD
PAVEL BURE RUS82102192330111429137071510/05/215/90/1//DK/KKKDKK//DKK/KKDD/KK/DKK/DDDDDKK/KTK/KD
RE10235458581102261111988092320/05/251/254/7
cabt latiN :o))))))521151223300329953817180/02/38/152/3DKDK/D/KD/DDDDKDDKDDKDKDDDKKKDDKDDKX
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER501031122001431223665260/00/211/161/0/DKDDDKDK/DKKDDKDDDD//DDTDDKKDKDKK
cabt BAAASE30101930711926923637530/00/06/204/1DKD/D/D//SDDKDDD/DDD/D/KDKKDKX/D/DDDKDTKK
ca443193275101216880911119970/02/525/517/4

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Player Chats
[11:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cabt BAAASE [11:17]: XD
[10:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:04]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER [8:56]: NO MAGIC HERE
[8:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
cabt BAAASE [7:46]: :D
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER [7:36]: THIS
cabt latiN :o)))))) [5:50]: howmuch heads u want bro:D
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER [0:03]: gg
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER [0:02]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
PAVEL BURE RUS [Intermission]: trolled hard
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER [Intermission]: HARRY POTTAWR
[10:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:02]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
cabt BAAASE [8:03]: kk
[5:02]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:01]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[5:00]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:22]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:06]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
cabt BAAASE [2:45]: this guy
cabt BAAASE [2:44]: XD
[2:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[0:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER [Intermission]: ik ben Harry pottawr!
[11:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:59]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:58]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:19]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:14]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
cabt BAAASE [8:05]: ye
cabt BAAASE [8:04]: sure
[7:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:28]: The Allied Truck is in position!
cabt latiN :o)))))) [5:52]: :D
cabt latiN :o)))))) [4:10]: :o
[4:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[2:29]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:29]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
PAVEL BURE RUS [0:31]: ggs
cabt latiN :o)))))) [0:26]: gg
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER [0:22]: gg wp
cabt BAAASE [0:17]: ggs
[0:13]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:46 (original: 12:00)
cabt BAAASE [Intermission]: cant win vs hoffa with uac
CAPT HARRY^ZPOTTER [Intermission]: TEH MAGICAL WIN

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