cock and balls torture vs 420.et (2926 views)

nl kARMA
nl latiN
is jEzt0rr
us ipod
ee Mucky
pt nuno


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
05.11.13 00:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cabt karma 57 kills
Killing Spree cabt karma 6 frags without being killed
Accountant cabt karma 110% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cabt karma 15 gibs
...and stay dead! #420.et Mucky 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cabt karma 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cabt latin 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cabt karma 171 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! #420.et Mucky 247 damage per frag
What objective? cabt karma 260 XP
Red Shirt #420.et ipod 71 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? #420.et Mucky 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore #420.et Portuguese meat 148 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut #420.et Mucky 1 team kills
Gingerbread man cabt karma 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
#420.et Mucky4021123588011053347296470/02/214/292/323212628
#420.et Portuguese meat501002958600648908617360/00/021/330/616914925
#420.et ipod58208417140116959699181800/03/135/361/523414035
#420.et 505199318718023219820258312630/05/170/363/521213826
cabt latin1042545654130116938364481390/02/140/235/216811956
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER70174375210101567486723540/00/215/275/018212727
cabt karma110260575215002197006649900/01/241/184/117012864
ca9468815015838115225831198202830/03/296/1814/117312546
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#420.et Mucky66511218400123692853360/02/14/20/0KKDKK/KKDD
#420.et Portuguese meat61211321200119893038360/00/05/40/1DKDK/KKDDDK
#420.et ipod544712222003310532541540/00/09/50/1KDKDKDK/K/DKKDK/KD
#420.et 6011937618005746391452260/02/118/110/2
cabt latin89451719500134732536180/01/06/61/0KDKKD/DDDKDKKKK
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER120291815200228512411360/00/11/50/0DK/DDD/DD
cabt karma80311620500228212516180/00/14/71/0KDDDKD/DKKDKDD/
ca9610551541200591457463720/01/211/182/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#420.et Mucky296951710031548230400/00/04/121/2/DDDKD/DK/KKDKDDDDDDDD
#420.et Portuguese meat333661830051387231000/00/06/120/1/DDK/KDDD/K/KDDDDK/KDDDD
#420.et ipod68811319100827492712180/02/110/91/1/KDKKK/KKD/KD//KD/KDK/K/DKDKDDDD
#420.et 4318624545001656847326180/02/120/332/4
cabt latin70921217401621362029500/00/012/90/2K/DDKDK/KDDK//K//DTDDDKKDDKKKK
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER5086816310718961660180/00/15/73/0/DKDSK//DDDK/D/KK/KDDK/K
cabt karma1281311814500932941995720/01/116/41/0KK//DDKDK//KDXKKKK//KK/D/K/KKKKKK
ca833093847121122732656841400/01/233/204/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#420.et Mucky2691623301614172139110/00/16/151/1K/D/D/D/DKDDDDDDTKDD/D/KDDDKKD
#420.et Portuguese meat5243101910001514326900/00/010/170/4KKXDDDDKDDDDDKDKKXKKDDDKDDDDDKD
#420.et ipod5380163010153742395280/01/016/220/3D/TKDKDDDK/KDKDDKDK/KDKDDDDDKDDD/KDK/DKDKDKDKDD
#420.et 4421432725021166739360190/01/132/541/8
cabt latin1501172718400937741883710/01/122/84/0DD/KKKK/KK/DK/K/KKDKDKK/KKKDKKKKK//KDKK/KKDKD
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER5259112150062001265200/00/09/152/0DKD//DKDK/DK/KDK/DDDDDKDDK/KDKDK
cabt karma127982318500103585213800/00/021/72/1KDKK//KKDK/K/DK/K/KKKDKDDKK/KK/KK/DKKK/DK
ca110274615714002593606673710/01/152/308/1

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Player Chats
#420.et ipod [Warmup]: The weather here is freezing as well
[5:00]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:53]: Main blast door opening!
[4:43]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [4:38]: FUCK
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [4:37]: WTF
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [4:22]: went down to desktop
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [4:21]: :S
#420.et Mucky [4:16]: :)
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [3:47]: cheeeezus i suck
[2:06]: Main blast door closing!
[2:02]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:33 (original: 6:35)
cabt latin [Intermission]: NOW 2-0
cabt latin [Intermission]: we got a bit revenge already
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [Intermission]: all because of warmup song
#420.et ipod [Warmup]: r up
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [Warmup]: karma said brb
[11:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:16]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
cabt karma [9:59]: rofl:D
#420.et Mucky [9:57]: sup
cabt karma [9:51]: let m in he is 18
[8:53]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:14]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:35]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:26]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:25]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:10]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:49
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [Intermission]: 21 acc and i win
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [Intermission]: what is the matter
#420.et ipod [Intermission]: xd
#420.et Mucky [Warmup]: I think karma won :P
#420.et ipod [Warmup]: nuno has no mic and hasnt scrimmed in years
#420.et Portuguese meat [Warmup]: wait
#420.et Portuguese meat [Warmup]: not ready
#420.et Portuguese meat [Warmup]: wait
#420.et Portuguese meat [Warmup]: need to pack a lip
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [Warmup]: nuno still pwns me
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [Warmup]: wtf
cabt karma [Warmup]: nuno gomes?
cabt latin [Warmup]: :DDDD
#420.et Portuguese meat [Warmup]: :D
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [Warmup]: there is the head
CAPTAINHARRYPOTTER [Warmup]: :D
cabt karma [Warmup]: plz rup
cabt latin [Warmup]: its midnight:(
#420.et ipod [Warmup]: waiting on nuno to respond
#420.et Portuguese meat [Warmup]: its over it got my chew in
cabt latin [Warmup]: karma gettin some drink n0w
cabt karma [Countdown]: hf
#420.et ipod [8:05]: xd
#420.et ipod [8:04]: xd
[7:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:42]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:27]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:25]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:24]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cabt karma [3:46]: :(
[2:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
#420.et Mucky [1:00]: GG
#420.et ipod [0:54]: :P
#420.et ipod [0:03]: rematch :o
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:49)
cabt latin [Intermission]: xDd
#420.et ipod [Intermission]: ITS A TIE :O
cabt latin [Intermission]: now we got this!
cabt latin [Intermission]: true that
cabt latin [Intermission]: :D
#420.et ipod [Intermission]: so? :D

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