cock and balls torture vs meet your masters (2940 views)
sensez
jEzt0rr
latiN 
kazim kARMA
sAvage 
08.11.13 00:30 CET
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | mYm-sAvage | 63 kills |
| Killing Spree | mYm-sAvage | 6 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | cabt niFFo | 111% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | mYm kARM^ZA | 14 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | cabt odestra | 27% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | mYm-sAvage | 42 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | cabt odestra | 4 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | cabt niFFo | 158 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | cabt Sensez | 286 damage per frag |
| What objective? | mYm-sAvage | 268 XP |
| Red Shirt | mYm kARM^ZA | 80 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | cabt odestra | 12 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | mYm KAZIM8D | 167 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | mYm KAZIM8D | 3 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | mYm kARM^ZA | 22 /kills |
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| cabt odestra [8:33]: | :Dd |
| [6:58]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [6:57]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| cabt niFFo [6:51]: | :\ |
| mYm-sAvage [5:01]: | :D |
| [4:32]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [4:23]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| mYm kARM^ZA [3:44]: | spelen jullie alleen maar voor damage ofzo:D |
| mYm-sAvage [3:32]: | je heb twee vaders |
| [3:11]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| cabt niFFo [3:06]: | nee |
| [3:04]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| cabt niFFo [2:58]: | maar gwn niks niemand lult of iets |
| cabt niFFo [2:55]: | is mooi joh dit |
| cabt niFFo [2:53]: | :DDD |
| cabt odestra [2:53]: | ur spawntime |
| cabt odestra [2:53]: | :S |
| cabt odestra [2:52]: | :S |
| cabt Sensez [1:40]: | nigger |
| cabt niFFo [1:25]: | :D |
| mYm KAZIM8D [1:24]: | 8DLoOl |
| mYm KAZIM8D [1:24]: | 8DLoOl |
| mYm KAZIM8D [1:24]: | 8DLoOl |
| mYm KAZIM8D [1:24]: | 8DLoOl |
| mYm KAZIM8D [1:24]: | 8DLoOl |
| mYm KAZIM8D [1:24]: | 8DLoOl |
| cabt odestra [0:06]: | ggggggggg |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:20) |
| mYm-sAvage [Intermission]: | gg |
| mYm kARM^ZA [9:47]: | :d???? |
| [9:19]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [9:06]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
| [8:59]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
| [8:02]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [5:56]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
| [5:56]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
| [5:50]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| [5:46]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
| [5:36]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [5:15]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [4:50]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [4:15]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| mYm kARM^ZA [4:02]: | why not get talibaned? |
| [3:56]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [3:10]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
| [3:10]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [3:06]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [2:39]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [2:17]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [2:08]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [1:55]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [1:26]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| [1:23]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
| mYm-sAvage [1:16]: | >_< |
| [0:57]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [0:32]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [0:26]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
| [0:19]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| mYm-sAvage [0:08]: | _>>><>_>_> |
| mYm-sAvage [0:05]: | gg |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
| mYm-sAvage [Warmup]: | that obj recap was lolz |
| cabt niFFo [Warmup]: | jep |
| mYm-sAvage [Warmup]: | got a hs while I couldn't see you |
| cabt niFFo [Warmup]: | weshould have got it |
| cabt niFFo [Warmup]: | but okay |
| [11:16]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
| [11:08]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [10:58]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
| [10:53]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| cabt niFFo [10:49]: | biats |
| cabt Sensez [10:28]: | seriously |
| mYm-sAvage [8:45]: | >_>_>_>_< |
| mYm-sAvage [8:31]: | LOLOL |
| [8:07]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
| [8:07]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
| [7:46]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [7:36]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| [7:32]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
| cabt Sensez [7:29]: | wtsfdglo+hd |
| cabt niFFo [7:27]: | LOL:D |
| [7:25]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| cabt niFFo [7:19]: | 999 |
| cabt niFFo [7:17]: | gg:) |
| [7:08]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
| [7:08]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 4:51 (original: 12:00) |
| mYm kARM^ZA [Intermission]: | wp |
| mYm-sAvage [Intermission]: | gg's |
| [Intermission]: | mYm KAZIM8D disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | mYm kARMA disconnected |
| cabt niFFo [Intermission]: | kanker game |
| cabt niFFo [Intermission]: | dag |
| [Intermission]: | cabt niFFo disconnected |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
Credits to the author of StatWhore
of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.
