one.soldier vs Keyboard Warriors (5407 views)
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Artstar crumbs koop MerlinatoR
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An7ho
bN kartez rezhni
Webe xPERiA 
CF ET Winter Cup 2013
Lower Bracket Semi Final
Needs to be played ASAP
UAC MatchID: cfcuph2
18.11.13 23:15 CET
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | -KW- bNNN | 121 kills |
| Killing Spree | one.crmbs | 7 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | one.crmbs | 109% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | one.Nait | 37 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | one.Nait | 36% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | -KW- bNNN | 116 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | -KW- AN7HO madness | 53 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | -KW- AN7HO madness | 160 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | one.Artstar | 213 damage per frag |
| What objective? | one.crmbs | 834 XP |
| Red Shirt | one.Nait | 157 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | one.MerlinatoRYCN | 9 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | -KW- bNNN | 188 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | -KW- bNNN | 9 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | one.rabot | 39 /kills |
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| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | can we start before he gets banned |
| -KW- bNNN [Warmup]: | how u get up there |
| -KW- bNNN [Warmup]: | cheats |
| one.MerlinatoRYCN [Countdown]: | hf |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Countdown]: | rawr im cat |
| -KW- WEBE [Countdown]: | cu @ banlist |
| -KW- WEBE [Countdown]: | got cs hacks on comp |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [14:41]: | :xD |
| [13:42]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [10:07]: | stop doing this |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [8:29]: | 8) |
| [8:08]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [8:05]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
| [7:52]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
| [7:21]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
| [7:15]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [7:14]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [6:55]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [6:45]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [6:38]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [6:24]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [6:17]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [6:06]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
| [5:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [5:12]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [4:54]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [1:53]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [1:39]: | :o| |
| [1:29]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [0:45]: | :DD |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 15:00 |
| -KW- WEBE [Intermission]: | rezhni MVP once again |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | wtf |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | 2guys1koop |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | shoutout casek my bro |
| -KW- D3MN [Warmup]: | casek better than rezhni |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | :DDD |
| one.Artstar [Warmup]: | casek best player cl |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Countdown]: | nice tax |
| [14:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [12:09]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [12:06]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
| [11:58]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [11:47]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [10:34]: | :xD |
| [10:33]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [9:58]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
| [9:32]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [9:25]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [8:38]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [8:34]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [7:51]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [7:42]: | :xD |
| [7:39]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
| [7:30]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [7:29]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [7:26]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:36]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
| [4:36]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
| -KW- rezhnigger [4:18]: | we can do it, if we put our ass in to it |
| [3:35]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Intermission]: | new idle? |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 11:24 (original: 15:00) |
| [11:18]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [10:56]: | 8) |
| [10:36]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
| [10:31]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [10:12]: | :xD |
| [9:35]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [9:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [8:13]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
| [2:03]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:56 |
| [9:34]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [8:58]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
| [8:57]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [8:56]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
| [8:38]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [7:55]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
| [5:28]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [5:08]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [4:01]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
| -KW- AN7HO madness [1:39]: | gg |
| -KW- D3MN [1:32]: | gah fucking 1hp :D |
| [1:31]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:25 (original: 9:56) |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | O |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | M |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | G |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Countdown]: | 50ping |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Countdown]: | provider limit gg |
| [14:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [12:18]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [12:15]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| [11:45]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| -KW- AN7HO madness [11:44]: | once again |
| [11:07]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [10:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [10:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [10:19]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [9:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [9:29]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [7:21]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
| [6:45]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [5:52]: | :xD |
| -KW- rezhnigger [4:21]: | that aim |
| -KW- rezhnigger [4:20]: | wow |
| [3:37]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [3:15]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [3:02]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [3:00]: | :xD |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 15:00 |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | dejavu |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | hes rebooting his modem |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | it shutdown suddenly |
| one.koop [Warmup]: | ;O |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | last thing i heard from an7ho is smashing his keyboard and disconnected |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | :xD |
| one.koop [Warmup]: | does he know theres another round? |
| -KW- D3MN [Warmup]: | also heard some screams " FUCKING NIGGERS " |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | hes french :s |
| one.koop [Warmup]: | oh dear |
| one.koop [Warmup]: | rip in rip |
| -KW- WEBE [Warmup]: | RIP rip |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | rip in piece |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | 8) |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | so annoying |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | this my sick comeback tho |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | im raping you guys |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | feels good |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | i dont think hes coming back |
| -KW- WEBE [Warmup]: | so gg, 3-3 |
| one.koop [Warmup]: | :( |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | kartez cant call him lack of money :s |
| -KW- WEBE [Warmup]: | :{D |
| one.koop [Warmup]: | y he heff to be med |
| -KW- D3MN [Warmup]: | we'll call it a draw since both matches couldve gone either way |
| one.koop [Warmup]: | ^ |
| -KW- bNNN [Warmup]: | i am heffing fun |
| one.koop [Warmup]: | u heff fan |
| -KW- D3MN [Warmup]: | lets give it till 55 |
| -KW- D3MN [Warmup]: | if not u guys win |
| -KW- D3MN [Warmup]: | cba anymore |
| one.koop [Warmup]: | the trust in the french has gone |
| -KW- WEBE [Warmup]: | who trusted them |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Warmup]: | never trusted him |
| -KW- D3MN [Warmup]: | or 5v6 to make it fair |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | i tought |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | we were already playing 5v6 |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | 5th map in a row |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Warmup]: | thats too much anyway |
| -KW- D3MN [Countdown]: | gl hf |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Countdown]: | lets make a quick |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Countdown]: | fullhold |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Countdown]: | what if we hold |
| [14:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [14:02]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| -KW- D3MN [13:55]: | lol |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [13:49]: | :xD |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [13:48]: | :xD |
| -KW- D3MN [13:48]: | rez spawned back he said its tactical |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [13:47]: | :xD |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [13:47]: | :xD |
| -KW- D3MN [13:45]: | behind the door |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [13:42]: | gaha |
| [13:09]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [13:06]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [13:02]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [13:02]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [12:33]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [10:02]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [10:00]: | :xD |
| [9:36]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [9:23]: | The Depot Fence has been destroyed. |
| [9:02]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [8:50]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
| -KW- bNNN [7:59]: | LMFAO |
| -KW- bNNN [7:56]: | REZHNI THAT NADE |
| [7:55]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [7:54]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [7:41]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| -KW- rezhnigger [7:27]: | wtf |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [7:05]: | 8) |
| -KW- D3MN [6:54]: | thats not cool |
| -KW- D3MN [6:49]: | landmine at west barrels wtf |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [6:20]: | ggclose |
| -KW- bNNN [6:16]: | ggs |
| [6:16]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:43 (original: 15:00) |
| [Intermission]: | one.rabot disconnected |
| one.koop [Intermission]: | gg wp |
| -KW- D3MN [Intermission]: | closer than first game imo |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Intermission]: | fucking dejavu man |
| [Intermission]: | -KW- bNNN disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | one.koop disconnected |
| one.MerlinatoRYCN [Intermission]: | ggs |
| -KW- rezhnigger [Intermission]: | crazy |
| -KW- kartezWATERMELON [Intermission]: | +1 |
| [Intermission]: | one.crmbs disconnected |
| one.Artstar [Intermission]: | D: |
| [Intermission]: | -KW- rezhnigger disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | one.Artstar disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | one.Nait disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | -KW- D3M0N disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | -KW- WEBE disconnected |
| one.MerlinatoRYCN [Intermission]: | harder to play against 5 sometimes |
| one.MerlinatoRYCN [Intermission]: | :d |
| [Intermission]: | one.MerlinatoRYCN disconnected |
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