as fuck vs meet your masters (2543 views)

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nl rat
pl Sebson
ca rito
gb fumble
fr k4ZIM


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
22.11.13 01:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth CLEANASFUCK 71 kills
Killing Spree CLEANASFUCK 6 frags without being killed
Accountant CLEANASFUCK 109% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LOWASFUCK 20 gibs
...and stay dead! LOWASFUCK 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning CLEANASFUCK 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! mYm^Z_fumble 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer FRESHASFUCK 182 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! CLEANASFUCK 274 damage per frag
What objective? CLEANASFUCK 341 XP
Red Shirt mYm_kazim 90 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? mYm_kazim 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore CLEANASFUCK 165 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut CLEANASFUCK 4 team kills
Gingerbread man mYm_kazim 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
mYm_UHUH HONEY58238508513121310535110241990/01/134/383/321112849
mYm^Z_fumble55262508914221510745144153010/01/335/427/921515835
mYm_kazim59290539010032612541138022600/00/341/354/323715339
mYm_5779015326437375433821392417600/02/3110/3514/322114638
CLEANASFUCK109341716515041414190111001950/03/046/321/320017165
FRESHASFUCK9729770711611713222120721860/02/043/444/118916845
LOWASFUCK68336578320131811829106497120/03/329/377/720812745
ASFUCK90974198219512839392413382110930/08/3118/3712/719915555
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm_UHUH HONEY47372042711244764763760/00/16/81/0KDTDDK/DKKDKDK/DDDS
mYm^Z_fumble58532034411244425976820/01/18/43/4KDKKDKXDDKDKKD/DKKK/SDKT
mYm_kazim40411435300143196070720/00/03/100/1/KKDDDDDDDDDKDX
mYm_48131541111422513237168092300/01/217/224/5
CLEANASFUCK141693424800155483875980/00/08/41/2DKDKKKDKKDDKKDK/
FRESHASFUCK1379937271001169185123970/01/011/64/0DKDKKK/KKKDKKTKKDKKKDKD
LOWASFUCK705124349103434342393530/01/12/60/2/DDD/DKDXDK/DKDS
ASFUCK11621995852711516809132375480/02/121/165/4
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm_UHUH HONEY5266917101221422547870/01/08/131/3DDD/XDDDDKDKDDDKK/KDKDTDKKDK
mYm^Z_fumble46741226301522973461670/00/110/183/3K/DDDK/TDK/DDDDKD/KKKD/DDDKDDDXKDKDDDKKD
mYm_kazim618713212001031943043900/00/111/92/1/KK/K/DDD/KKK/KD//DKDKK/KKDDKD/D/D
mYm_53227346460217763390512440/01/229/406/7
CLEANASFUCK1751262112302532492477540/03/020/60/1KKDK/KK/KK/DTKTK//KKDKDKKDKKKKKKDKD
FRESHASFUCK63781219410224122718710/00/012/170/1DDKD/KKDDDKD/KDKDDKKKSDDKXDDKXDKD
LOWASFUCK8713614165025339024381340/00/211/95/2DK/K//DDXKXK/KK/KDDDKDKDKDDKTKTKKD
ASFUCK1083404747121412905176332590/03/243/325/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm_UHUH HONEY121791714100827392135360/00/017/60/0D/KK/KKKDKKDK/KK/KDD/KK/KKK/K/D
mYm^Z_fumble648911175007263730991520/00/011/120/1D/KDDDDKDKXDKX/KK/KD/K/K/KX/DDK
mYm_kazim8110018225031236043135980/00/219/72/1KK//KDDK/KK//KDDTKT/KDK/KD/KK/KK/DDT/KDDKK/
mYm_892684653110327898083692860/00/247/252/2
CLEANASFUCK2790518201432933227350/00/06/150/0/D/KDDKDDKDD/KDTDXDKDD/DD
FRESHASFUCK567591600022527290400/01/08/140/0KKD/KDKDDD/DKDDKDKDDDDKKD
LOWASFUCK527312233015254928491340/01/011/181/1DKDKD/KDDDK/KKDDD/KDDDKXTDDDKDD/K/KKD
ASFUCK45238265750211836989801690/02/025/471/1
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm_UHUH HONEY332426100051581800/00/02/60/0KDDKDDDD
mYm^Z_fumble502236100085696800/00/13/40/1KKDDDDKDD
mYm_kazim622358000279498100/00/05/60/0K//DKDDKDDKKD
mYm_4869102020022165276700/00/110/160/1
CLEANASFUCK10034771013120194780/00/08/40/0DDK//KKK/KTKDKD
FRESHASFUCK16033851001801722180/00/08/40/0KD/KKDKDKKKKD
LOWASFUCK6051351003765496910/01/01/31/0D/K//DXKK
ASFUCK10711818173017276721651170/01/017/111/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm_UHUH HONEY333226300166376100/00/01/51/0DD/DKDKD
mYm^Z_fumble662446110151391100/00/03/41/0DDKSK/KDKD
mYm_kazim753934000163057300/00/03/30/0D/KDKKD
mYm_589591641031806224500/00/07/122/0
CLEANASFUCK1002244100189957400/00/04/30/0K/KDKDKD
FRESHASFUCK1001244100156460500/00/04/30/0KD/KDDKK
LOWASFUCK802545200278262700/00/04/10/2KK/D/KKDD
ASFUCK9359121340042245180600/00/012/70/2

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Player Chats
[11:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
CLEANASFUCK [11:26]: xD
[10:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:04]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
LOWASFUCK [9:51]: its bug srsly
[8:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
LOWASFUCK [8:06]: :D
[7:21]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[6:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
mYm_kazim [6:27]: i LOvE you too!
mYm_kazim [6:27]: i LOvE you too!
[5:07]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:52 (original: 12:00)
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: gogo
LOWASFUCK [Countdown]: ratte had cheats and gold and now he gave it gizmo for 2nd map
[9:58]: Axis team locked from spectators by FRESHASFUCK
[4:39]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:07]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
mYm_UHUH HONEY [3:48]: im i that easy to hit
FRESHASFUCK [3:17]: xd
mYm_kazim [3:15]: LoL
mYm_kazim [3:15]: hELLo xD
[2:56]: Main blast door opening!
[2:48]: Main blast door closing!
[0:41]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:18
mYm^Z_fumble [8:12]: WTF
mYm_kazim [7:22]: LoL
[7:19]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:56]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:46]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:57]: Main blast door opening!
[4:47]: Main blast door closing!
[2:20]: Axis have returned the objective!
LOWASFUCK [1:57]: srsly
mYm_UHUH HONEY [1:54]: shut up
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:18)
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Intermission]: kings of adler
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Intermission]: undefeated since 2011
LOWASFUCK [Intermission]: stfu
mYm^Z_fumble [Intermission]: making up statistics since 1995
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: wanna believe xd
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Intermission]: mad polak is mad
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: if only u could see what u r doing
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: but idc its not about that
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: on axis you camp
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: duh
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: u hit me 3 hs easy
LOWASFUCK [Warmup]: this map is shit, from 125 to 50fps
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: while i cant hit shit
LOWASFUCK [Warmup]: only here
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: pick frost then
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Countdown]: we love frost but we lose anyway
[11:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:01]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:17]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[10:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:06]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
FRESHASFUCK [8:45]: wp
mYm_UHUH HONEY [8:37]: solo plays
[8:36]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
mYm_UHUH HONEY [8:35]: 2013
[8:35]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:25
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: too much aimpower imo
mYm^Z_fumble [Warmup]: but still you lost adler
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: yes and my team thinks they can outaim u 1v1 so goes alone and gets full
mYm^Z_fumble [Warmup]: with them hitboxes gizmo
mYm^Z_fumble [Warmup]: !
mYm^Z_fumble [Warmup]: :)
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: ye i got good hitbox i know
[2:31]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:29]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[2:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
mYm_UHUH HONEY [2:15]: pretty smart full
[2:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: '~' '~----'
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: // \ |_./
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: `+'( ( \ )
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: \ / \,
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: (o o)\//,
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: (\,;,/)
CLEANASFUCK [2:06]: thats ratte for you
[1:51]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
CLEANASFUCK [0:34]: gg
[0:33]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
FRESHASFUCK [0:31]: xd
mYm_UHUH HONEY [0:31]: lol nerds
CLEANASFUCK [0:30]: xd
mYm_UHUH HONEY [0:29]: got raped
[0:25]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[0:25]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:01 (original: 3:25)
mYm^Z_fumble [Intermission]: ggs
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Intermission]: amazing team u guys r
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: mYm_UHUH HONEY disconnected
[Intermission]: FRESHASFUCK disconnected

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