as fuck vs meet your masters (2558 views)
22.11.13 01:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | CLEANASFUCK | 71 kills |
Killing Spree | CLEANASFUCK | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | CLEANASFUCK | 109% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | LOWASFUCK | 20 gibs |
...and stay dead! | LOWASFUCK | 35% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | CLEANASFUCK | 46 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | mYm^Z_fumble | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | FRESHASFUCK | 182 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | CLEANASFUCK | 274 damage per frag |
What objective? | CLEANASFUCK | 341 XP |
Red Shirt | mYm_kazim | 90 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | mYm_kazim | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | CLEANASFUCK | 165 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | CLEANASFUCK | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | mYm_kazim | 26 /kills |
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[11:29]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
CLEANASFUCK [11:26]: | xD |
[10:32]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:04]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
LOWASFUCK [9:51]: | its bug srsly |
[8:13]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
LOWASFUCK [8:06]: | :D |
[7:21]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[6:57]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:36]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
mYm_kazim [6:27]: | i LOvE you too! |
mYm_kazim [6:27]: | i LOvE you too! |
[5:07]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:52 (original: 12:00) |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: | gogo |
LOWASFUCK [Countdown]: | ratte had cheats and gold and now he gave it gizmo for 2nd map |
[9:58]: | Axis team locked from spectators by FRESHASFUCK |
[4:39]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[4:07]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[4:07]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [3:48]: | im i that easy to hit |
FRESHASFUCK [3:17]: | xd |
mYm_kazim [3:15]: | LoL |
mYm_kazim [3:15]: | hELLo xD |
[2:56]: | Main blast door opening! |
[2:48]: | Main blast door closing! |
[0:41]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:18 |
mYm^Z_fumble [8:12]: | WTF |
mYm_kazim [7:22]: | LoL |
[7:19]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[6:56]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[6:46]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[6:46]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:57]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:47]: | Main blast door closing! |
[2:20]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
LOWASFUCK [1:57]: | srsly |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [1:54]: | shut up |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:18) |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Intermission]: | kings of adler |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Intermission]: | undefeated since 2011 |
LOWASFUCK [Intermission]: | stfu |
mYm^Z_fumble [Intermission]: | making up statistics since 1995 |
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: | wanna believe xd |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Intermission]: | mad polak is mad |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: | if only u could see what u r doing |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: | but idc its not about that |
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: | on axis you camp |
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: | duh |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: | u hit me 3 hs easy |
LOWASFUCK [Warmup]: | this map is shit, from 125 to 50fps |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: | while i cant hit shit |
LOWASFUCK [Warmup]: | only here |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: | pick frost then |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Countdown]: | we love frost but we lose anyway |
[11:03]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:01]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[10:52]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:17]: | Main Gate has been destroyed! |
[10:17]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:06]: | The West Flak88 has been destroyed! |
FRESHASFUCK [8:45]: | wp |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [8:37]: | solo plays |
[8:36]: | The East Flak88 has been destroyed! |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [8:35]: | 2013 |
[8:35]: | Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:25 |
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: | too much aimpower imo |
mYm^Z_fumble [Warmup]: | but still you lost adler |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Warmup]: | yes and my team thinks they can outaim u 1v1 so goes alone and gets full |
mYm^Z_fumble [Warmup]: | with them hitboxes gizmo |
mYm^Z_fumble [Warmup]: | ! |
mYm^Z_fumble [Warmup]: | :) |
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: | ye i got good hitbox i know |
[2:31]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[2:29]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[2:26]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [2:15]: | pretty smart full |
[2:12]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: | '~' '~----' |
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: | // \ |_./ |
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: | `+'( ( \ ) |
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: | \ / \, |
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: | (o o)\//, |
FRESHASFUCK [2:12]: | (\,;,/) |
CLEANASFUCK [2:06]: | thats ratte for you |
[1:51]: | Main Gate has been destroyed! |
CLEANASFUCK [0:34]: | gg |
[0:33]: | The East Flak88 has been destroyed! |
FRESHASFUCK [0:31]: | xd |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [0:31]: | lol nerds |
CLEANASFUCK [0:30]: | xd |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [0:29]: | got raped |
[0:25]: | The West Flak88 has been destroyed! |
[0:25]: | Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:01 (original: 3:25) |
mYm^Z_fumble [Intermission]: | ggs |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Intermission]: | amazing team u guys r |
mYm_UHUH HONEY [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | mYm_UHUH HONEY disconnected |
[Intermission]: | FRESHASFUCK disconnected |
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