team-ujo vs ChAos Bois (2832 views)

fi webe
fi hoffa
is phyzic
bg Z
nl base
be SupNa
27.11.13 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth teamUJOphyZiC 66 kills
Killing Spree teamUJOseMisti 6 frags without being killed
Accountant teamUJOphyZiC 110% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SEKSOWNY 14 gibs
...and stay dead! SEKSOWNY 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning teamUJOphyZiC 55 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SEKSOWNY 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SEKSOWNY 194 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! teamUJOseMisti 262 damage per frag
What objective? teamUJOphyZiC 371 XP
Red Shirt SEKSOWNY 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bever. belg 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore teamUJOphyZiC 156 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SEKSOWNY 3 team kills
Gingerbread man teamUJOphyZiC 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
^Phappyyyyy48251306250118791688142210/02/129/420/326414257
bever. belg663054162901191016396581580/01/436/341/6248156310
SEKSOWNY652404365141318786297852410/01/335/3810/718314837
SEKSOWNY6079611418928155525941282576200/04/3100/3811/723214948
teamUJOseMisti6126735578011374058477440/00/334/362/521214967
teamUJOcarlsberg5327832593101880318025760/02/022/368/325113438
teamUJOphyZiC1103716660130030128219439180/06/155/255/219415734
teamUJO7591613317624116128257259411380/08/1111/2515/221914746
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^Phappyyyyy7131570001105811591260/01/14/50/1DKDDDKKKX/DKD
bever. belg713457100110021175940/00/05/40/2DDDKDDKK/KKD
SEKSOWNY872778401211671294590/00/07/51/1DKK/KKDKDKDDT/KD
SEKSOWNY769217225014322736282790/01/116/141/4
teamUJOseMisti87507830111081133380/00/17/51/1KDTDKK/KDKDDDKKD
teamUJOcarlsberg664646100188377800/00/01/63/0KDKXDDKK/DD
teamUJOphyZiC100597710021664111600/01/06/50/0KKD/KKD/KDDKDK
teamUJO84155182150143628322780/01/114/164/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^Phappyyyyy553959100412091185180/00/05/40/1DD/DKK/KD/K/KD
bever. belg142621071003167296400/00/06/30/1KK/KK/KDKD/KDKKDK
SEKSOWNY5534591101122913501170/00/15/50/1DDKDDKDKDDKK/S
SEKSOWNY8413520253108411034991350/00/116/120/3
teamUJOseMisti4219371001756111300/00/03/60/0/KDDDDKDKD
teamUJOcarlsberg100348820011513152600/00/06/52/0KKDKDK/KDDKKDDKD
teamUJOphyZiC503051010031230147100/01/03/51/0DK/DKK/KDDKD/DD
teamUJO6483162540053499411000/01/012/163/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^Phappyyyyy661081218301530522940590/00/013/130/1DDK/KDDD//K/DK/DKDDDKKXTKKKKKDDD
bever. belg80851620401833602960460/00/316/81/1K/KKKKDK/KDKD/K/DDDKKDDKKDK/T/DK/K/DD
SEKSOWNY100941919801929552782420/00/114/96/2KDDK/DK/KKDKK//K/DDKK/KDDKTKX/KKXK/KKK/DD
SEKSOWNY822874757150322936786821470/00/443/307/4
teamUJOseMisti208052410062420319900/00/04/161/2DDD/KDD//D/K/K/DKDDDDKDDDDDDD
teamUJOcarlsberg3188722000521912760400/00/06/151/2KDKDDD/DDKD//DD//DKKDDDDDDDKK
teamUJOphyZiC1151222320400840713408180/04/018/101/2KKDKDKKDK/KK///KDK/DKKDKKKDKKDDDDK/DKK/K/KK
teamUJO5529035665001986829367580/04/028/413/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^Phappyyyyy2873828100825973530180/01/07/200/0D/KD/DDD/DKD/D/DKDKDDDD//D/KKDDDDKDK
bever. belg351241028300741294559180/01/19/190/2DKXDK/DDDDKDKD/K/KDKD//DKDKDDD/DDDDDDK/
SEKSOWNY41851229101625114359230/01/19/193/3TK/D/KDDKDDKDKDK//K/DKDDDDDDDKKK/DDDDDDKDD
SEKSOWNY35282308550121923712448590/03/225/583/5
teamUJOseMisti1111182018300531482832360/00/220/90/2K/KDDDKKKDDDKDKDKKDK/DKKKDKDKKKKK/K//D
teamUJOcarlsberg5611013230101134442961360/02/09/102/1/D//KKK/DDDDKDDK/D/K/KSK/K/DK/KK/DKD
teamUJOphyZiC1341603123700175856344400/00/128/53/0K/DKK/KKK/KK//KKKK/DK/K/K/K/DKKK/KK//KKK/DK/DK//KKKDKK
teamUJO1003886464101033124489237720/02/357/245/3

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Player Chats
teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: fukcing qql
teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: fucks up my et sens
bever. belg [Warmup]: happyyyy: excuses before even starting?
teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: na ill rape you either way
teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: as usually
bever. belg [Warmup]: xd
bever. belg [Warmup]: won ya a couple times aswell ^^
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: gratz
teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: just if the specs are wondering why im so unstable
bever. belg [Warmup]: ty
teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: its qls fault
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: ive STEAMROLLED sqzz phyzic razz like 100 times
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: they are still butthurt
teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: xD
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: 6:xx in sd against them in 3on3
bever. belg [Warmup]: lol who are u
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: webe
bever. belg [Warmup]: lol who are u realy
teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: steamrolled us in his dreams
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: go check cb, gg
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: i think sqzz and phyzic whined in matchcomments tbh
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: about our cheats
bever. belg [Warmup]: not like razz is any good
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: well, 20 times better than you :D
bever. belg [Warmup]: true
bever. belg [Warmup]: but i'm shit
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: razz is fun to make jokes about, but hes great
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: he rolled in mutilation when u were still in kindergarden
bever. belg [Warmup]: bro
bever. belg [Warmup]: u care too much
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: XD
[11:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:10]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:10]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
SEKSOWNY [9:33]: hoffa finally found someone to carrie :D
[9:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:40]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:40]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:19
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: u shouldnt flame hoffa in english
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: he doesnt understand
[3:36]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[3:35]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:29]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:24]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:02]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:02]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:50]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:50]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:36]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:19)
[9:31]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
teamUJOcarlsberg [9:31]: :D
teamUJOcarlsberg [9:31]: get rolled
teamUJOcarlsberg [9:31]: pause for lag
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[9:31]: FIGHT!
[9:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
SEKSOWNY [9:16]: kankernerd
[9:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:41]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:05]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:10]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
teamUJOcarlsberg [Intermission]: phyzics carry wasnt enough for 4-0
^Phappyyyyy [Warmup]: xD
bever. belg [Warmup]: :)
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: maybe if we are lucky, 3-1
bever. belg [Warmup]: was kinda close on deli
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: we made it close
^Phappyyyyy [Warmup]: we did
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: for intense offi
bever. belg [Warmup]: we did
^Phappyyyyy [Warmup]: cuz of fail nade
bever. belg [Warmup]: ye he naded both of us:D
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: write it on cb matchreport tbh
teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: its so interesting
[11:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:56]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:47]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:35]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:46]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:49]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:47]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:22]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
teamUJOphyZiC [5:22]: dat engi is dead
[5:22]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[5:22]: Axis team locked from spectators by teamUJOcarlsberg
[5:22]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
bever. belg [5:22]: i c no1 is carrying
[5:22]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: its nothing new
[5:22]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: i carried phyzic back in ext3
teamUJOphyZiC [5:22]: bahahaaha
[5:22]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: {D
bever. belg [5:22]: his reaction says enough':)
teamUJOphyZiC [5:22]: but webe was much better back then
[5:22]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: true!
teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: now every noob owning me 1o1 cos no AC
[5:22]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
teamUJOphyZiC [5:22]: :DDDDDDD
teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: at TZAC nowai
[5:22]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
teamUJOphyZiC [5:22]: why pause ?
^Phappyyyyy [5:22]: he was reseting routher
[5:22]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
bever. belg [5:22]: he need a drink for this exciting match
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[5:22]: FIGHT!
[5:17]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[4:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:02]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:48]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
bever. belg [0:57]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
SEKSOWNY [Intermission]: Xd
teamUJOcarlsberg [Intermission]: phyzic got carried

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