team-ujo vs ChAos Bois (2814 views)
webe
phyzic 
Z
base
SupNa 
27.11.13 21:00 CET
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | teamUJOphyZiC | 66 kills |
| Killing Spree | teamUJOseMisti | 6 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | teamUJOphyZiC | 110% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | SEKSOWNY | 14 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | SEKSOWNY | 33% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | teamUJOphyZiC | 55 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | SEKSOWNY | 10 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | SEKSOWNY | 194 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | teamUJOseMisti | 262 damage per frag |
| What objective? | teamUJOphyZiC | 371 XP |
| Red Shirt | SEKSOWNY | 65 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | bever. belg | 10 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | teamUJOphyZiC | 156 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | SEKSOWNY | 3 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | teamUJOphyZiC | 30 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
| teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: | fukcing qql |
| teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: | fucks up my et sens |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | happyyyy: excuses before even starting? |
| teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: | na ill rape you either way |
| teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: | as usually |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | xd |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | won ya a couple times aswell ^^ |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | gratz |
| teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: | just if the specs are wondering why im so unstable |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | ty |
| teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: | its qls fault |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | ive STEAMROLLED sqzz phyzic razz like 100 times |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | they are still butthurt |
| teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: | xD |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | 6:xx in sd against them in 3on3 |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | lol who are u |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | webe |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | lol who are u realy |
| teamUJOphyZiC [Warmup]: | steamrolled us in his dreams |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | go check cb, gg |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | i think sqzz and phyzic whined in matchcomments tbh |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | about our cheats |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | not like razz is any good |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | well, 20 times better than you :D |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | true |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | but i'm shit |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | razz is fun to make jokes about, but hes great |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | he rolled in mutilation when u were still in kindergarden |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | bro |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | u care too much |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | XD |
| [11:26]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [11:13]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
| [10:10]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
| [10:10]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
| [10:09]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| [10:07]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [9:38]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
| SEKSOWNY [9:33]: | hoffa finally found someone to carrie :D |
| [9:27]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [9:23]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
| [9:12]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [8:44]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [7:43]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| [7:40]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
| [7:40]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:19 |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | u shouldnt flame hoffa in english |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | he doesnt understand |
| [3:36]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
| [3:35]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
| [3:29]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [3:24]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
| [2:56]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [2:02]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
| [2:02]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
| [1:46]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [0:50]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [0:50]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [0:50]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
| [0:50]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| [0:36]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
| [0:25]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [0:24]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
| [0:08]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:19) |
| [9:31]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [9:31]: | :D |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [9:31]: | get rolled |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [9:31]: | pause for lag |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
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| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [9:31]: | FIGHT! |
| [9:16]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| SEKSOWNY [9:16]: | kankernerd |
| [9:00]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [8:41]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [8:28]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [7:05]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [6:53]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [6:47]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [5:38]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [5:12]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [4:10]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Intermission]: | phyzics carry wasnt enough for 4-0 |
| ^Phappyyyyy [Warmup]: | xD |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | :) |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | maybe if we are lucky, 3-1 |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | was kinda close on deli |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | we made it close |
| ^Phappyyyyy [Warmup]: | we did |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | for intense offi |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | we did |
| ^Phappyyyyy [Warmup]: | cuz of fail nade |
| bever. belg [Warmup]: | ye he naded both of us:D |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | write it on cb matchreport tbh |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Warmup]: | its so interesting |
| [11:12]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [10:56]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| [8:30]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [8:15]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [7:47]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [7:35]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [7:15]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [7:11]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:46]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [6:29]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [5:49]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [5:47]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [5:22]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| teamUJOphyZiC [5:22]: | dat engi is dead |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
| [5:22]: | Axis team locked from spectators by teamUJOcarlsberg |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
| bever. belg [5:22]: | i c no1 is carrying |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: | its nothing new |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: | i carried phyzic back in ext3 |
| teamUJOphyZiC [5:22]: | bahahaaha |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: | {D |
| bever. belg [5:22]: | his reaction says enough':) |
| teamUJOphyZiC [5:22]: | but webe was much better back then |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: | true! |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: | now every noob owning me 1o1 cos no AC |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
| teamUJOphyZiC [5:22]: | :DDDDDDD |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [5:22]: | at TZAC nowai |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
| teamUJOphyZiC [5:22]: | why pause ? |
| ^Phappyyyyy [5:22]: | he was reseting routher |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
| bever. belg [5:22]: | he need a drink for this exciting match |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
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| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [5:22]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [5:22]: | FIGHT! |
| [5:17]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
| [4:21]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [3:03]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [3:02]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [2:48]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| bever. belg [0:57]: | GG |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
| SEKSOWNY [Intermission]: | Xd |
| teamUJOcarlsberg [Intermission]: | phyzic got carried |
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