abstraction vs 30 seconds to MARS (3716 views)
10.12.13 19:45 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | 30s to Damon | 80 kills |
Killing Spree | 30s to Damon | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | 30s to Damon | 136% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | 30s to Damon | 18 gibs |
...and stay dead! | abstraction#l | 33% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | 30s to Damon | 71 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | 30s to happiness | 8 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | 30s to Damon | 160 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | 30s to happiness | 484 damage per frag |
What objective? | 30s to Damon | 453 XP |
Red Shirt | SSTAT WARRIOR | 104 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | SSTAT WARRIOR | 10 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | abstraction#l | 168 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | 30s to happiness | 5 team kills |
Gingerbread man | SSTAT WARRIOR | 30 /kills |
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nejm'stinyasshole [Warmup]: | yw apricot |
nejm'stinyasshole [Warmup]: | je t'aime |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | :): |
nejm'stinyasshole [Warmup]: | voulez-vous couchez avec moi? |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | i feel the madness in the air |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: | !D |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
[11:16]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[11:07]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[9:42]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[9:42]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[9:41]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[9:36]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:24]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[9:22]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[9:16]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
nejm'stinyasshole [8:39]: | gg |
[7:44]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[7:36]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:55]: | focking no coms |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:54]: | ... |
[6:53]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:53]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[6:53]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:53]: | where is he ?? |
abstraction#l [5:57]: | nice |
[5:53]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[5:53]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:53]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:09]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[5:06]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:57]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:56]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:34]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:17]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:07]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:04]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[4:04]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:55 |
abstraction#n [Intermission]: | carryedbyapricot.jpg XD |
abstraction#n [Intermission]: | 2bad my dmgleading works only at mixes |
[7:12]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:04]: | i revive |
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:03]: | yea gg |
[6:37]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[5:18]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[5:18]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[5:12]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [5:09]: | no way |
SSTAT WARRIOR [5:09]: | ... |
SSTAT WARRIOR [5:07]: | lo |
[5:07]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[5:00]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:57]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:51]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:44]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:31]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
abstraction#n [4:19]: | XD |
[4:00]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:51]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:49]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[3:28]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:12]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:24]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
nejm'stinyasshole [2:13]: | wd |
[1:51]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[1:49]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:48]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:19]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:13]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[0:14]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[0:13]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[0:13]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
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[0:13]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[0:13]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[0:13]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[0:13]: | FIGHT! |
[0:12]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[0:02]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
nejm'stinyasshole [0:00]: | nice bug |
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: | ;) |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:55) |
30s to happiness [Intermission]: | nice bug |
30s to happiness [Intermission]: | wp |
abstraction#l [Intermission]: | ?? |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | bug sure |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | ..... |
abstraction#l [Intermission]: | what bug |
30s to happiness [Intermission]: | gg |
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: | LOL |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | i lagged down |
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: | u kidding me? |
abstraction#n [Intermission]: | keep the good mood :D! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | happiness guy |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | couldn't shot u |
nejm'stinyasshole [Warmup]: | u know when it open and u pause it won't open fully |
abstraction#n [Countdown]: | causeu can close it when its not |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | i paused cause i lagged and i swear it |
abstraction#l [Countdown]: | well u wouldnt have made it anyway.. but sry |
abstraction#l [Countdown]: | didnt know |
[8:59]: | The Doors are opening!! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:37]: | focking |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:36]: | mates |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:36]: | of shit |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:35]: | ... |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:33]: | cant shot anyuone |
abstraction#n [8:33]: | :'D |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:13]: | now |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:12]: | lowness |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:11]: | gg |
[6:35]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:24 |
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: | vs |
abstraction#n [Intermission]: | shit time |
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: | bs |
abstraction#n [Intermission]: | to be honest |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: | shit time |
abstraction#n [Warmup]: | ye |
abstraction#n [Warmup]: | its not a solid roll |
abstraction#l [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> CAUSE U ARE SHIT AND I M PRO |
abstraction#l [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> are you focking saurus? |
abstraction#l [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> shit nerds |
abstraction#l [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> focknig retarded |
abstraction#l [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> it's even more retarded |
abstraction#l [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> u dont win for shit |
SSTAT WARRIOR [2:35]: | pffff |
[2:05]: | The Doors are opening!! |
abstraction#l [0:18]: | gg |
nejm'stinyasshole [0:16]: | GG |
[0:15]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:09 (original: 3:24) |
abstraction#n [Intermission]: | XD? |
abstraction#n [Intermission]: | wtf with switching my weap to pistol |
30s to happiness [Warmup]: | apri u should stop doing that shit |
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: | stfu |
30s to happiness [Countdown]: | first the pause.. now the swap |
[10:48]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
30s to Damon [10:48]: | the fuck |
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SSTAT WARRIOR [10:48]: | team of debiles |
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SSTAT WARRIOR [10:48]: | ......... |
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nejm'stinyasshole [10:48]: | xD |
[10:48]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[10:48]: | FIGHT! |
abstraction#n [10:36]: | fuck that i havent binds for pause :S |
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:28]: | nice oe |
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:28]: | u apre i |
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:26]: | u pro |
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:26]: | man |
[10:08]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:46]: | no brain FTW |
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:40]: | pieces os hit |
[9:28]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:22]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:11]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:39]: | omfg |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:36]: | piece of shit |
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:35]: | ..... |
[8:32]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:31]: | SSTAT WARRIORcalled a vote. |
[8:30]: | Vote cancelled |
[8:20]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:39]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:36]: | fock off |
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:35]: | i m alone |
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:34]: | vs 3 |
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:17]: | wtf |
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:16]: | is this |
[7:09]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:32]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:28]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
nejm'stinyasshole [6:22]: | xd |
[6:21]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
nejm'stinyasshole [6:21]: | nejm |
nejm'stinyasshole [6:20]: | XD |
[6:07]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:01]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
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abstraction#n [6:01]: | ? |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
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30s to Damon [6:01]: | supna's mom raged xDDDDDDDDDD |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | xD |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | i can't describe |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | hat rage |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | that* |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | he's mature so wtf |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | are u serious |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | neverheard some1 sooooooooo mad |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | lol |
30s to Damon [6:01]: | it's like hate+rage |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | holy shit |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | smashing keyboaard and shit |
30s to Damon [6:01]: | xDDDDDD |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | XD |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | i bet i was more mad on adler |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | lol, she saw him being bad |
30s to Damon [6:01]: | NO SHIT MAN |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | adler was missunderstanding, apricot just let u get obj XD |
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SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | they said they got 2 @spawn way |
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abstraction#n [6:01]: | no, 2 spawnway |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | ... and not |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | fokc |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | this shit |
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SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | i need 3 guys like me |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | THIS ALARM IS KILLING ME |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | XD |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | u wuldn't stand more than 5 mins on each map |
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abstraction#n [6:01]: | let him fcking go back |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | "That was satin mAn" |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | i know what i do |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | XD |
30s to happiness [6:01]: | HAHAHA |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | i know i will win |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | i know it |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: | it's like that |
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[6:01]: | FIGHT! |
[6:01]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | so get merc |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | maybe base |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | similar skills |
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abstraction#n [6:01]: | is she gonna stop |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | or |
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abstraction#n [6:01]: | so? |
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abstraction#n [6:01]: | sa |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | gsn |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | hm |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | a |
[6:01]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
abstraction#n [6:01]: | no, you |
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[6:01]: | FIGHT! |
[4:59]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:58]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:57]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:44]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[4:05]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
abstraction#l [4:05]: | ......... |
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[4:05]: | FIGHT! |
[3:47]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[1:58]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:01 |
[9:10]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:59]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[8:54]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:31]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:29]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:56]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:51]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
abstraction#n [6:22]: | WTF!? |
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:22]: | wtf |
30s to Damon [6:19]: | gg |
[6:02]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:39]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[5:38]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:35]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
nejm'stinyasshole [5:35]: | cmon |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
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[4:58]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
abstraction#l [4:58]: | fuck this shit |
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[4:58]: | FIGHT! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [4:08]: | focking low |
[4:04]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:03]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
abstraction#n [3:54]: | fucking retards |
[3:50]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:46]: | focking |
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:45]: | 999 |
abstraction#l [3:38]: | nice to play with 2 retards |
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:30]: | focking lows |
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:29]: | ...... |
30s to Damon [3:18]: | gg |
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:13]: | pieces of shit |
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:12]: | .... |
[2:44]: | SSTAT WARRIOR disconnected |
[2:40]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:20 (original: 10:01) |
30s to Damon [Intermission]: | G3G3 |
[Intermission]: | abstraction#l disconnected |
30s to Damon [Intermission]: | CU |
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: | cheers nejm |
[Intermission]: | 30s to Damon disconnected |
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: | 'solid roll' |
[Intermission]: | 30s to happiness disconnected |
abstraction#n [Intermission]: | cheers |
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