low skilled vs Pornstars (4206 views)
fatcat
Purska
silveri
Purska
silveri
bape
hobbit
vein
hobbit
vein
15.12.13 22:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | LowS*Purska<3 | 74 kills |
Killing Spree | pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | LowS*Purska<3 | 82% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | LowS*Purska<3 | 23 gibs |
...and stay dead! | pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig | 36% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | LowS*Purska<3 | 58 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | LowS*Purska<3 | 18 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS | 200 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig | 241 damage per frag |
What objective? | LowS*Purska<3 | 444 XP |
Red Shirt | LowS*Purska<3 | 90 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | LowS*FweedATCAT | 165 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig | 5 team kills |
Gingerbread man | pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein | 31 /kills |
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LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | lets lose this thing |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Warmup]: | hf stoners |
pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS [Countdown]: | gl hf |
LowS*Purska<3 [11:31]: | SELFKILL |
LowS*Purska<3 [10:09]: | ::D:D:D::D:D:D:DD: |
LowS*Purska<3 [8:32]: | DAT SPAWNTIME |
[8:06]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:43]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:13]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:13]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:02]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:57]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:47]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [5:21]: | jesus |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [5:20]: | christ |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [5:14]: | this ping is fucking retarded |
[5:05]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:53]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
LowS*Purska<3 [4:03]: | SELFKILL |
LowS*Purska<3 [3:15]: | .... |
LowS*Purska<3 [1:17]: | GG |
LowS*FweedATCAT [1:11]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
grandtheftsilveri [Intermission]: | ;D |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | rprpuurpuprupruuprpuuprupuprupuprup |
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Warmup]: | hes brbr :> |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Warmup]: | damn those heropigs |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | fuck this |
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Warmup]: | ? |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | lets all unrup |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | just for fun |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | REALLLY |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Warmup]: | im just as annoyed as u |
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Countdown]: | :> |
LowS*Purska<3 [Countdown]: | good |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Countdown]: | kobajaki: Cant be mad at retards, theyre special |
LowS*Purska<3 [9:23]: | REALLY... |
[8:20]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:16]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[4:43]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [4:39]: | lol |
[4:32]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [4:27]: | superb play right there |
[4:25]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
grandtheftsilveri [4:08]: | dyperb |
[3:49]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[3:43]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[3:34]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[3:30]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
LowS*Purska<3 [2:43]: | for sure it hits there |
LowS*FweedATCAT [2:38]: | :----D |
[2:36]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[2:02]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[1:34]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:16]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
LowS*FweedATCAT [0:58]: | GG |
LowS*FweedATCAT [0:12]: | fuck you |
LowS*FweedATCAT [0:10]: | i wanted smoke |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Intermission]: | whats 2nd |
LowS*Purska<3 [Intermission]: | no idea |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Intermission]: | NO IDEA |
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Intermission]: | what |
pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS [Intermission]: | your choice |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Intermission]: | lol |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
[11:28]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:13]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [9:31]: | gay |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [9:30]: | spot |
LowS*FweedATCAT [9:25]: | accidentally went there |
LowS*FweedATCAT [9:24]: | :DD |
LowS*FweedATCAT [9:18]: | supposed to go to even gayer spot |
[8:52]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [8:51]: | strat pause |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[8:52]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[8:52]: | FIGHT! |
[7:14]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[7:14]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[7:12]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[7:11]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
LowS*FweedATCAT [6:59]: | kobajaki: Cant be mad at retards, theyre special |
[6:49]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:40]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:32]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[6:17]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[5:46]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:38]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:38]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[2:52]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:41]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [2:32]: | man this map |
LowS*Purska<3 [2:29]: | love this |
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [2:27]: | fucking great choice |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [1:45]: | fuck you |
LowS*FweedATCAT [1:41]: | :----D |
[1:29]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:25]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[1:19]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:33]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[0:23]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[0:21]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Intermission]: | fullholds for days |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Fat is smoking |
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Warmup]: | ru |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | Rup<3 |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Warmup]: | rup fatnig |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Warmup]: | sec |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Warmup]: | what are you smoking |
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: | EVERYTHING |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Warmup]: | nebula |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Warmup]: | out of what |
grandtheftsilveri [Warmup]: | he is smokeing some cocaiin |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Countdown]: | na i wish nebula |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Countdown]: | smoking cocaine |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Countdown]: | northern light |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Countdown]: | jeeeeezussss |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Countdown]: | good tho |
LowS*FweedATCAT [11:32]: | :----D |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:38]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[9:52]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[9:10]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[6:53]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[6:31]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[3:16]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[3:16]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[3:15]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:09]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:02]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[2:48]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:43]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:12]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[2:05]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[2:02]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [1:49]: | GG |
[1:42]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[1:42]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 10:18 (original: 12:00) |
[Intermission]: | pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein disconnected |
LowS*Purska<3 [Intermission]: | GEEGEE |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Intermission]: | LOl |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Intermission]: | gg |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Intermission]: | gg lost emoney |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Intermission]: | fuck you lows |
LowS*Purska<3 [Intermission]: | :DDd |
LowS*Purska<3 [Intermission]: | ty gg bb |
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Intermission]: | fuck you darth fader |
[Intermission]: | LowS*Purska<3 disconnected |
LowS*FweedATCAT [Intermission]: | :D |
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