low skilled vs Pornstars (4180 views)

fi fatcat
fi Purska
fi silveri
us bape
us hobbit
us vein

CB ET 3on3 OC Fall 2013
Fifth League
UB Round 1

Brackets
15.12.13 22:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LowS*Purska<3 74 kills
Killing Spree pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS 5 frags without being killed
Accountant LowS*Purska<3 82% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LowS*Purska<3 23 gibs
...and stay dead! pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning LowS*Purska<3 58 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LowS*Purska<3 18 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS 200 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig 241 damage per frag
What objective? LowS*Purska<3 444 XP
Red Shirt LowS*Purska<3 90 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore LowS*FweedATCAT 165 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig 5 team kills
Gingerbread man pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein67382578516043112155119765110/03/449/479/621314137
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig69396618722152311997123302570/05/255/566/819714059
pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS6636360902110241152613289960/03/051/545/1419214658
pornstar.67114117826259297835678375958640/011/0155/5420/1420114248
LowS*FweedATCAT72397618418131912942138984920/05/254/605/421216456
LowS*Purska<382444749023032715130105103010/01/558/5418/720411756
grandtheftsilveri633874773722219523112702650/00/444/405/920315036
grandtheftsilver731228182247483867375953567810580/06/4156/4028/920614446
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein9511621224001242633130540/02/116/83/1K/KK/KK//KK/K/K/DDK/DDDKDKDKK/KDKK/KDK/K/KD
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig801101721600102957246300/01/015/111/0KK/K/K/KKK/KKDDDD/D/DDK/K/KKKDKKK/D/DD
pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS656417264001124893254180/00/017/140/1DDDK/DDK/K/DDKKD/DKDDKDK//KD/DK/KK/KKK/KK/D
pornstar.80290556914003397098847720/03/148/334/2
LowS*FweedATCAT65991523500333063987540/01/114/190/0DDKDDD/KDDDKKKKDKKKDKKKDD/DDDK/KDDDDDK
LowS*Purska<3551051527500633963046360/00/213/172/2KDDDDDDK/DDK/KKD/KK/K/KKDDDDDDKDDDDDKDK/KK
grandtheftsilveri311046190005214526761050/00/06/120/2DKDDDDK/KD//DDK/KD/DKDDDD
grandtheftsilver503083669100014884797091950/01/333/482/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein4810712255018271931261400/00/011/152/2KDK/D/KTDKKDDKDDDDD/DK/KDDKDK/K//D/KDD
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig2969724211327193562540/01/07/170/4DDD/XTKDDDK/DKSKDKDDDDKD/DDDDDDKD
pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS42951126210833523855600/00/08/123/6/D/DDKDXKKDS/D/DDKD/K/KD/KDDDKKKD/DDKD
pornstar.402713075922198790105432540/01/026/445/12
LowS*FweedATCAT76100162130111373036061780/00/016/91/2/K//K/KK/K/DK/KKK/KK/DDDDDKD/DKT/KXDKDK
LowS*Purska<31051162120100211378423271510/00/012/911/2KDK/D/DDXKK///K/KDKK/KDKKD/KK/DKX/KKK/KTKDKTK
grandtheftsilveri85961720001930292857490/00/117/91/2DKK/KK/KDK/D/KTDKDKDDDKK/K/KDK//DKD/KKX
grandtheftsilver8931254611304311054387903780/00/145/2713/6
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein29717243024203734431090/00/28/191/1/DDKXDXT/K/KDDDTDDDDDKD/DKDKDDDDKDD
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig429511263034305838051130/00/112/202/3K/DT/TDTXDKDDXKDDDKKD/DDDKDKDKDDDDDDKK/KDD
pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS79111192460023563398400/01/016/191/4KDKDKXDK/DDDDD/KDKKKKKDKDDDKDDKDDKDDKKKDKDKD
pornstar.5027737741205108658112322220/01/336/584/8
LowS*FweedATCAT10011919197112380930171470/03/015/142/2DDDKDKKKKKKXTKDKDDD/KDDDK/DKDKKKDDKDKKKS
LowS*Purska<31861472815500748752559180/00/025/83/1KKKK/KDK/KDKKKXKD/KDKK/DK/KKKK/KK/KKKKKDKDDK
grandtheftsilveri94931718611425483082680/00/115/113/1DKDKKDK/TDKKK/DDKKDKK/DKKDK/DKKDDKDS
grandtheftsilver12735964521822131123286582330/03/155/338/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein1218817144017313622772080/01/114/53/2DK/K/KDKDKKD/DKK/KXKKK/K/KTKKDK/D
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig16212226161101632632500900/03/121/83/1KDK/KKKKDD/KKKKKKDKK/KTK/KKKKKDK/KDKD/KDKDD
pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS92931314900321222196180/02/010/91/3KDDKKD/KDD/KKKKKDDKXDKDDK/KD
pornstar.1253035644240216852169733160/06/245/227/6
LowS*FweedATCAT527911213013209732881130/01/19/182/0T/KKDDKDDKKK/DDKD/DDDDDDXDKDKDKDKD
LowS*Purska<335761028301330752578960/01/38/202/2DK/DDKDDDDDKDDD/DDDDDDDTKDKDDKDKK/DDKDK
grandtheftsilveri4394716110318012655430/00/26/81/4XDDKDDDSDKK/DKDDKDD/D/DKK
grandtheftsilver4324928657129697385212520/02/623/465/6

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Player Chats
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: lets lose this thing
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Warmup]: hf stoners
pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS [Countdown]: gl hf
LowS*Purska<3 [11:31]: SELFKILL
LowS*Purska<3 [10:09]: ::D:D:D::D:D:D:DD:
LowS*Purska<3 [8:32]: DAT SPAWNTIME
[8:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:13]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [5:21]: jesus
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [5:20]: christ
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [5:14]: this ping is fucking retarded
[5:05]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
LowS*Purska<3 [4:03]: SELFKILL
LowS*Purska<3 [3:15]: ....
LowS*Purska<3 [1:17]: GG
LowS*FweedATCAT [1:11]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
grandtheftsilveri [Intermission]: ;D
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: rprpuurpuprupruuprpuuprupuprupuprup
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Warmup]: hes brbr :>
LowS*FweedATCAT [Warmup]: damn those heropigs
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: fuck this
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Warmup]: ?
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: lets all unrup
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: just for fun
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: REALLLY
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Warmup]: im just as annoyed as u
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Countdown]: :>
LowS*Purska<3 [Countdown]: good
LowS*FweedATCAT [Countdown]: kobajaki: Cant be mad at retards, theyre special
LowS*Purska<3 [9:23]: REALLY...
[8:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:16]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[4:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [4:39]: lol
[4:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [4:27]: superb play right there
[4:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
grandtheftsilveri [4:08]: dyperb
[3:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LowS*Purska<3 [2:43]: for sure it hits there
LowS*FweedATCAT [2:38]: :----D
[2:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:34]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
LowS*FweedATCAT [0:58]: GG
LowS*FweedATCAT [0:12]: fuck you
LowS*FweedATCAT [0:10]: i wanted smoke
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Intermission]: whats 2nd
LowS*Purska<3 [Intermission]: no idea
LowS*FweedATCAT [Intermission]: NO IDEA
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Intermission]: what
pornstar.The Hobbit:DOS [Intermission]: your choice
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Intermission]: lol
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
[11:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [9:31]: gay
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [9:30]: spot
LowS*FweedATCAT [9:25]: accidentally went there
LowS*FweedATCAT [9:24]: :DD
LowS*FweedATCAT [9:18]: supposed to go to even gayer spot
[8:52]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:52]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:52]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[8:52]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [8:51]: strat pause
[8:52]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:52]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:52]: FIGHT!
[7:14]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:14]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
LowS*FweedATCAT [6:59]: kobajaki: Cant be mad at retards, theyre special
[6:49]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:38]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [2:32]: man this map
LowS*Purska<3 [2:29]: love this
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [2:27]: fucking great choice
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [1:45]: fuck you
LowS*FweedATCAT [1:41]: :----D
[1:29]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Intermission]: fullholds for days
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Fat is smoking
pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein [Warmup]: ru
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Warmup]: rup fatnig
LowS*FweedATCAT [Warmup]: sec
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Warmup]: what are you smoking
LowS*Purska<3 [Warmup]: EVERYTHING
LowS*FweedATCAT [Warmup]: nebula
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Warmup]: out of what
grandtheftsilveri [Warmup]: he is smokeing some cocaiin
LowS*FweedATCAT [Countdown]: na i wish nebula
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Countdown]: smoking cocaine
LowS*FweedATCAT [Countdown]: northern light
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Countdown]: jeeeeezussss
LowS*FweedATCAT [Countdown]: good tho
LowS*FweedATCAT [11:32]: :----D
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:52]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:10]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:53]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:16]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:16]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:02]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:48]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:05]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [1:49]: GG
[1:42]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[1:42]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:18 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: pornstar.Shooting Up in Vein disconnected
LowS*Purska<3 [Intermission]: GEEGEE
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Intermission]: LOl
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Intermission]: gg
LowS*FweedATCAT [Intermission]: gg lost emoney
LowS*FweedATCAT [Intermission]: fuck you lows
LowS*Purska<3 [Intermission]: :DDd
LowS*Purska<3 [Intermission]: ty gg bb
pornstar.Bape the Brave Pig [Intermission]: fuck you darth fader
[Intermission]: LowS*Purska<3 disconnected
LowS*FweedATCAT [Intermission]: :D

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