SSTAT vs Happy Tree Friends (3704 views)

fr Apricot
fi latee
pl tramp
si Kwiz
nl base


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
22.12.13 00:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth HTF KWIZ 25 kills
Killing Spree SSTAT trmp>D! 4 frags without being killed
Accountant HTF KWIZ 109% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! HTF heroinjunk 6 gibs
...and stay dead! SSTAT WARRIOR 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning HTF heroinjunk 20 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! HTF KWIZ 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SSTAT late:D! 157 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SSTAT WARRIOR 272 damage per frag
What objective? HTF heroinjunk 178 XP
Red Shirt HTF base 32 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SSTAT trmp>D! 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SSTAT WARRIOR 145 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut HTF KWIZ 2 team kills
Gingerbread man HTF heroinjunk 15 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SSTAT WARRIOR45119143150053690482100/10/112/212/326415614
SSTAT late:D!7215421292019348345221850/02/118/152/316615624
SSTAT trmp>D!45118143130063392447800/01/313/200/3242144413
SSTAT 54391499110012010565138211850/03/343/204/322415227
HTF heroinjunk771782330600155144361001/02/220/110/222412033
HTF base6814123326201040974077960/01/118/204/117812036
HTF KWIZ1001532523522845802878990/02/018/126/218311543
HTF 80472718517423313821105651951/05/056/1210/219511834
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT WARRIOR62275830011306116400/00/04/61/1DDK/KDDDKDDKK
SSTAT late:D!66244610035966671330/00/04/20/1DK/K/D/DKK
SSTAT trmp>D!1002266200095783500/00/06/50/1DKKDDDKKDKDK
SSTAT 767315206004285926661330/00/014/131/3
HTF heroinjunk1003877300493087200/00/07/30/0K/KK/KDK/KK/DD
HTF base4123512210310361355780/00/03/82/0/DDDD/KSKDKD/KKDD
HTF KWIZ801845000170063200/00/03/31/1KKDK/KDDD
HTF 74791624510826662859780/00/013/143/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT WARRIOR402025000260261600/00/11/21/0D/KDDK/
SSTAT late:D!851967000278384500/00/14/32/1K/KDKK/DDKDKD
SSTAT trmp>D!421737100385777400/01/02/30/1//DDKK/DKD
SSTAT 5656111910072242223500/01/27/83/2
HTF heroinjunk5018361001913103100/01/12/20/2KD/DKKDDD
HTF base752234310162669500/00/02/31/0XSKDK/DK
HTF KWIZ15037640010696516530/01/05/31/1TDDKKKDKKDK
HTF 92771214411222352242530/02/19/82/3
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT WARRIOR387271820021782304100/10/07/130/2DD/DKDKDDDKDDKDKDKDDKDD/D
SSTAT late:D!681111116101421043010520/02/010/100/1D/DKDKKDDK/DKD/DTDKK/KDKDKKD
SSTAT trmp>D!277951800031578286900/00/35/120/1DKKKKDDDDD/D//DXDDKDDDDD
SSTAT 442622352301954648920520/12/322/350/4
HTF heroinjunk761221317200103301170701/01/111/60/0D/K/KDKDK/KK/D/K///K/KDKKK/DDK
HTF base93961516100624352027180/01/113/91/1KXKD/DK/KK/DDKD/KK/DKDK/KDKKDDKK
HTF KWIZ107981514521731841730460/01/010/64/0TK/DKDKKSDK/KK/K/K/SK/DDKDKK/KK
HTF 9231643478212389205464641/03/234/215/1

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Player Chats
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> CAUSE U ARE SHIT AND I M PRO
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> are you focking saurus?
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> shit nerds
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> focknig retarded
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> it's even more retarded
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> u dont win for shit
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: :D
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
HTF heroinjunk [Warmup]: RIP cb :(
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> CAUSE U ARE SHIT AND I M PRO
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> are you focking saurus?
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> shit nerds
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> focknig retarded
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> it's even more retarded
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> u dont win for shit
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> BIG SON OF BITCH
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> i wanted to break his face
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: fruits.Apricot: focking ET
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: fruits.Apricot: focking life
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: [18:50] <lumppis> maybe it never stops
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: [18:50] <lumppis> if it stops
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: focking rup
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: now
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: base
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: come on
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: i ain't waitin
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: Y WAITING HIM
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: whole day
SSTAT late:D! [Countdown]: gl hf
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: no cheatin
HTF base [9:19]: 999 all the time
HTF base [9:19]: xD
[8:56]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:28]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
HTF base [7:28]: sec
HTF base [7:27]: router
HTF KWIZ [7:27]: stop lagign bitch
HTF KWIZ [7:28]: get inet or i get mitja
[7:27]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:27]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[7:27]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
HTF KWIZ [7:27]: should stay at lol
[7:27]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
SSTAT late:D! [7:27]: idd
HTF KWIZ [7:27]: atleast no pauses
[7:27]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
SSTAT trmp>D! [7:27]: shoutout kitt and rofl
HTF heroinjunk [7:27]: checking spawntime, gg
HTF KWIZ [7:28]: dunno rofl guy but i know kitt
[7:27]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:27]: fock off
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:28]: focking lows
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:27]: .....
[7:28]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:28]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:28]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
SSTAT trmp>D! [7:28]: just greeted ettv viewers
[7:28]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:28]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:28]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
SSTAT trmp>D! [7:28]: 8)
[7:28]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:28]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:28]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:28]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:28]: FIGHT!
HTF base [6:27]: nice know
HTF base [6:27]: :S
[6:26]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:33
SSTAT trmp>D! [Intermission]: 8)
HTF KWIZ [Intermission]: nice know
HTF KWIZ [Intermission]: since cb is down everyone knows
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: we re last ones that are true to this game
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: never cheated, any of us
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: SSTAT
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: yea
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: exactly
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: unliek all of u
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: faggots of shits
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: pieces of shits
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: sons of bitrches
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: die
[1:38]: The Doors are opening!!
[0:36]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:56 (original: 3:33)
SSTAT late:D! [Intermission]: apricot takes nice full
SSTAT late:D! [Intermission]: :)
SSTAT trmp>D! [Intermission]: gg
HTF heroinjunk [Intermission]: happy full
HTF base [Intermission]: its never apricots fault
HTF KWIZ [Intermission]: nice apricock
HTF base [Intermission]: you should know that
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: rup 8)?
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: good mood
HTF base [Warmup]: opgeruimd
HTF base [Warmup]: kwiz getting fat
HTF base [Warmup]: shoutout kitt
HTF heroinjunk [Warmup]: who is kitt
HTF base [Warmup]: friend
HTF heroinjunk [Warmup]: hihihihihihihihihi
[11:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SSTAT trmp>D! [11:43]: xD
[11:01]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:59]: wtf
HTF base [10:45]: U didnt go outside
[10:42]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
HTF base [10:42]: so roster or still in :D
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:21]: no way
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:20]: wtf
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:18]: u got wh
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:15]: for sure
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:42]: nice aim
[9:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:40]: piece of shit
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:39]: shit face
[9:30]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[9:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:47]: fockers
[7:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
HTF base [5:38]: sup ladder
HTF base [5:38]: xD
HTF base [3:46]: wtf
[2:33]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[2:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[2:10]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:10]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:10]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:10]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
HTF KWIZ [2:10]: acc scores on cb
[2:10]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:10]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:10]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:10]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:10]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:10]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:10]: FIGHT!
[2:00]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[1:51]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
HTF base [1:22]: kanker internet
[1:14]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
SSTAT late:D! [1:05]: gg
SSTAT WARRIOR [1:02]: not gg
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:58]: shit rounds
SSTAT late:D! [0:57]: play other?
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:56]: full of retardness
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:53]: rematch
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:52]: faggots
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:51]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
HTF base [0:51]: other map or?
HTF base [0:50]: rematch
SSTAT late:D! [0:45]: rematch i wish
SSTAT late:D! [0:44]: if u want
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:37]: let's rematch
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:33]: kwiz 's cheats are funny
HTF heroinjunk [0:33]: ok
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:30]: as well as urs
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:29]: basr
HTF KWIZ [0:22]: seems all cheats
[0:15]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:05]: i do gtv
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:05]: again
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:04]: ok ?
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:02]: pieces of shits
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
HTF KWIZ [Intermission]: nah
HTF base [Intermission]: xDdd
HTF KWIZ [Intermission]: coz i enjoy ur mad level
HTF KWIZ [Intermission]: so wont be another game
HTF KWIZ [Intermission]: u mad?
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: stfu
HTF base [Intermission]: XD
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: u piece of low shit
SSTAT trmp>D! [Intermission]: ufo too strong
HTF KWIZ [Intermission]: no rematch for ya
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: i dont lose against u
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: :DIE!
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> CAUSE U ARE SHIT AND I M PRO
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: you are too low
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> are you focking saurus?
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> shit nerds
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> focknig retarded
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> it's even more retarded
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> u dont win for shit
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: <Fruits-Apricot> BIG SON OF BITCH
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: i m 50 times skiller
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: than any of u
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: 3-0 or wanna wait for 4-0?
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: whats more embarrasing?
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: 3-0
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: 3-0 looks like u rq
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: kwiz
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: ok than this
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: with ur low------ skil
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: and busted shit face
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: and also
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: u lost so many many times
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: never busted
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: well kwiz, remember its first time u win us i think :D!
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: next
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: ye i lost
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: even if u'd win me 10 times
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: but also won vs u
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: but i'm not mad like u are atm
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: the ratio of my wins vs you would be 27.5
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: anyway u want play another or no?
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: im not mad
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: :D
HTF KWIZ [Warmup]: from rznje to smirz ur 9 mad
SSTAT late:D! [Warmup]: apricot is
HTF heroinjunk [Warmup]: rup or leave
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: xDDDD
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: scared shits
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: u are
HTF base [Warmup]: rematch or
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: gaygay
HTF base [Warmup]: ?:d
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: :D
HTF heroinjunk [Warmup]: nice cancel
HTF heroinjunk [Warmup]: wtf
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: good mood certified
SSTAT trmp>D! [Warmup]: =D

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