Samo Sie Wyjebaki vs cat in a hat (2769 views)

pl buggs
pl cymky
pl igieuu
pl OZIoski
pl SkyLine
pl w1lko
nl Freddy
fi hazz
no Sinche
fi Tintti
fi tOMBA
nl woott


CF ET 6on6 Christmas Cup 2013
Quarter Finals

News - #crossfire - Brackets
29.12.13 21:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth *<|:3hazz 18 kills
Killing Spree wyjebaki.SkyLine 3 frags without being killed
Accountant *<|:3hazz 138% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! *<|:3Freddy 8 gibs
...and stay dead! *<|:3sinche 80% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning *<|:3smak 8 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! *<|:3hazz 3 SPAM kills
Die! Damn you, Die! *<|:3sinche 392 damage per frag
What objective? *<|:3smak 50 XP
Red Shirt wyjebaki.OZ!o$K1 17 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? *<|^P:3woott 6 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore *<|:3smak 193 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut *<|:3smak 1 team kills
Gingerbread man wyjebaki.buggs 2 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wyjebaki.SkyLine81121316200022011484800/01/05/21/11699331
wyjebaki.igieu 4303700000000/01/00/62/10014
wyjebaki.buggs56309162002172917451080/00/14/20/119210936
wyjebaki.OZ!o$K159201017400120492544180/01/11/61/020515024
^Bwyjebaki.paradoxides672581240001744218700/00/35/20/121818224
wyjebaki.Chisora77221013200018792061270/00/23/50/018815923
wyjebaki.651095381140039602100212330/03/218/54/016211624
*<|:3hazz138261813300123891438340/05/00/53/013311131
*<|:3tOMBA93321314200218591947180/01/15/10/114313922
*<|^P:3woott402961520021246155500/00/12/30/120810416
*<|:3Freddy80361215800216191871180/00/06/20/113512522
*<|:3sinche2935517400119632293960/00/13/50/139313514
*<|:3smak121501714301227752713490/01/08/31/016319432
*<|:381208718822011011851118172150/07/024/34/019613523
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wyjebaki.SkyLine81121316200022011484800/01/05/21/1KDKKDKKKDK
wyjebaki.igieu 4203700000000/01/00/62/1KDDKDKDDDD
wyjebaki.buggs56309162002172917451080/00/14/20/1KKKDD//DKD
wyjebaki.OZ!o$K158201017400120492544180/01/11/61/0DDD/KDKKDDD
^Bwyjebaki.paradoxides662581240001744218700/00/35/20/1KDDDDKKDKKD
wyjebaki.Chisora76221013200018792061270/00/23/50/0DDKKDDDKDD
wyjebaki.631095381140039602100212330/03/718/234/4
*<|:3hazz138261813300123891438340/05/00/53/0/KKKDKKDKDKXKD
*<|:3tOMBA92321314200218591947180/01/15/10/1KDK/KDDK/KK
*<|^P:3woott402961520021246155500/00/12/30/1/K/DDDDKD
*<|:3Freddy80361215800216191871180/00/06/20/1KD/KDK/KDKK
*<|:3sinche2935517400119632293960/00/13/50/1DDKDDDDK/KD
*<|:3smak121501714301227752713490/01/08/31/0D/KKDKKDKKT/KKK
*<|:383208718822011011851118172150/07/324/194/4

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Player Chats
wyjebaki.OZ!o$K1 [Warmup]: ale jestem zjebany
^Bwyjebaki.paradoxides [Warmup]: JAK NIKOLA Z DZOJAMI OD PESA?
*<|:3sinche [Warmup]: ever heard of teamchat?
*<|:3hazz [Warmup]: rup please
wyjebaki.OZ!o$K1 [Warmup]: jak twoja stara
wyjebaki.igieu [Countdown]: hf
[4:52]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:51]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:49]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:17]: Hunthy connected
[4:11]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [4:08]: pozdrawiam matke oziego
[4:06]: Hunthy disconnected
*<|:3tOMBA [3:43]: tell your polak friend to stay away
[3:11]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[2:53]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:13]: ANIME* vudkie connected
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [2:04]: :D
[2:02]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [2:02]: jedziemy kurwy
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [2:02]: :D
[2:02]: Allies team locked by wyjebaki.buggs
[2:02]: wyjebaki.paradoxidescalled a vote.
*<|:3sinche [2:02]: wtf?
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [2:02]: no szybko
[2:02]: Vote passed!
[2:02]: ANIME* vudkiehas been kicked!
[2:02]: ANIME* vudkie player kicked
*<|:3Freddy [2:02]: 6v6 please
wyjebaki.igieu [2:02]: WYPIERDALAJ
[2:02]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[2:02]: pafki-daawid connected
[2:02]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
wyjebaki.OZ!o$K1 [2:02]: vudka to rasowy idiota
[2:02]: Axis team locked by *<|:3woott
*<|^P:3woott [2:02]: lock ur team pls
wyjebaki.buggs [2:02]: un
wyjebaki.igieu [2:02]: we have lock team
[2:02]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
*<|:3sinche [2:02]: how he joined last time then?
[2:02]: *<|:3woottcalled a vote.
wyjebaki.igieu [2:02]: dunno
[2:02]: Vote passed!
[2:02]: pafki-daawidhas been kicked!
[2:02]: pafki-daawid player kicked
[2:02]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[2:02]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
wyjebaki.Chisora [2:02]: un
^Bwyjebaki.paradoxides [2:02]: can you unpaus
^Bwyjebaki.paradoxides [2:02]: :P/
[2:02]: JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE connected
*<|:3sinche [2:02]: wtf
[2:02]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[2:02]: wyjebaki.igieu connected
[2:02]: wyjebaki.paradoxidescalled a vote.
*<|:3tOMBA [2:02]: tell your retard friends to stop connecting
[2:02]: Spectator Muting is: ENABLED
[2:02]: Vote passed!
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [2:02]: JAZDA Z KURWAMI
[2:02]: ANIME* vudkie connected
[2:02]: wyjebaki.igieu called a vote.
[2:02]: wyjebaki.igieu Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
^Bwyjebaki.paradoxides [2:02]: and who cares
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [2:02]: CHUJE NA HAXACH
[2:02]: JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIEhas been kicked!
[2:02]: Vote passed!
[2:02]: JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE player kicked
wyjebaki.SkyLine [2:02]: go
[2:02]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
wyjebaki.SkyLine [2:02]: play
ANIME* vudkie [2:02]: jedziemy oziego
[2:02]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:02]: JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE connected
[2:02]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:02]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:02]: wyjebaki.buggscalled a vote.
[2:02]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:02]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
*<|:3sinche [2:02]: calm your tits
[2:02]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:02]: Vote FAILED! (KICK wyjebaki.Chisora)
[2:02]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
ANIME* vudkie [2:02]: nope
[2:02]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
wyjebaki.OZ!o$K1 [2:02]: vudka nie sadzilem ze z ciebie takie dziecko
[2:02]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:02]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:02]: FIGHT!
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [2:02]: CHUJ WAM W DUPE WESOLYCH SWIAT
ANIME* vudkie [2:00]: offi?
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [2:00]: CHUJ WAM W DUPE WESOLYCH SWIAT
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [1:59]: CHUJ WAM W DUPE WESOLYCH SWIAT
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [1:59]: CHUJ WAM W DUPE WESOLYCH SWIAT
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [1:59]: CHUJ WAM W DUPE WESOLYCH SWIAT
ANIME* vudkie [1:59]: kiedy?
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [1:59]: CHUJ WAM W DUPE WESOLYCH SWIAT
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [1:58]: CHUJ WAM W DUPE WESOLYCH SWIAT
ANIME* vudkie [1:55]: jedziemy was
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [1:50]: CHUJ WAM W DUPE WESOLYCH SWIAT
ANIME* vudkie [1:46]: apteczka by was rozjebal
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [1:35]: kurwa
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [1:33]: jebane matoly
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [1:22]: JEBAC CZARNUCHOW NA GTV
ANIME* vudkie [1:19]: 7on7?
^Bwyjebaki.paradoxides [1:19]: gg
[1:19]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:15]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:51 (original: 5:07)
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [Intermission]: join
[Intermission]: wyjebaki.buggs disconnected
*<|:3sinche [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: wyjebaki.SkyLine disconnected
wyjebaki.igieu [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: wyjebaki.Chisora disconnected
[Intermission]: wyjebaki.paradoxides disconnected
[Intermission]: *<|:3tOMBA disconnected
[Intermission]: *<|:3smak disconnected
JADE WAS KURWY NA HAXIE [Intermission]: KURWA
*<|:3hazz [Intermission]: vallz told me to give a shoutout to shan
ANIME* vudkie [Intermission]: nie wychodzic
[Intermission]: wyjebaki.OZ!o$K1 disconnected
[Intermission]: wyjebaki.igieu disconnected

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