30 seconds to MARS vs abstraction (2880 views)
02.01.14 19:45 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | Damon | 74 kills |
Killing Spree | milhAus | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | Damon | 90% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | trmp | 16 gibs |
...and stay dead! | fruits.Apricot | 25% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | Damon | 68 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | fruits.Apricot | 12 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | milhAus | 191 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | trmp | 279 damage per frag |
What objective? | trmp | 479 XP |
Red Shirt | fruits.Apricot | 118 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | nejm | 21 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | Damon | 186 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | fruits.Apricot | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | fruits.Apricot | 38 /kills |
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SSTAT late:D [Warmup]: | no speclock pls |
nejm [Warmup]: | yes |
nejm [Warmup]: | he's giving infos |
nejm [Warmup]: | lets go, m@$t3r |
Damon [Warmup]: | U EVEN KNOW MY OLD NICKNAME |
Damon [Warmup]: | Xddd |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | stop pokin me late pls |
Damon [Warmup]: | how sad ur are? |
trmp [Warmup]: | guys |
SSTAT late:D [Warmup]: | specinvite |
trmp [Warmup]: | im eating |
nejm [Warmup]: | it was the time when u were trying to get top 10 in esl |
trmp [Warmup]: | umad? |
nejm [Warmup]: | righth? |
nejm [Warmup]: | no, i just saw it 2day requested by ur dark skinned friend |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | damn i suck balls |
SSTAT late:D [Warmup]: | assy's balls? |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | gettin raped by nejm |
trmp [Warmup]: | <ASSY_> stop shit talk u mongol |
nejm [Warmup]: | mitja watching? |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
nejm [Warmup]: | yes, he does. |
nejm [Warmup]: | gl mitja |
nerdbot [Warmup]: | lets go damon bro |
trmp [Warmup]: | let the force be with you guys |
trmp [Warmup]: | and hf |
SSTAT late:D [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> CAUSE U ARE SHIT AND I M PRO |
SSTAT late:D [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> are you focking saurus? |
SSTAT late:D [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> shit nerds |
SSTAT late:D [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> focknig retarded |
SSTAT late:D [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> it's even more retarded |
SSTAT late:D [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> u dont win for shit |
SSTAT late:D [Countdown]: | <Fruits-Apricot> BIG SON OF BITCH |
[11:37]: | Alphabet connected |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[11:02]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:51]: | speclock |
[10:33]: | Allies team locked from spectators by trmp |
nejm [9:54]: | get hit romanian shit XD |
nerdbot [9:52]: | :XD |
[9:49]: | invite 7 |
[9:48]: | kankerdamon |
SSTAT late:D [9:45]: | pls no instulting |
[9:36]: | only love here |
nejm [9:32]: | shut up |
SSTAT late:D [9:31]: | good |
SSTAT late:D [9:01]: | nejm pro |
SSTAT late:D [9:00]: | :D |
SSTAT late:D [8:52]: | ah u cannot spec i think |
[8:44]: | no shit bro |
[8:44]: | xD |
SSTAT late:D [8:42]: | XD |
SSTAT late:D [8:22]: | trmp beast |
fruits.Apricot [8:19]: | lal |
[8:15]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[8:15]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
SSTAT late:D [8:10]: | hah apecock got rolled |
[8:05]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
fruits.Apricot [8:05]: | :S |
[7:41]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
nejm [7:40]: | its not funny ,change sr |
SSTAT late:D [7:31]: | ur face is funny! |
nejm [7:29]: | after this round u change srv or cancel game |
[7:27]: | +1 |
nejm [7:14]: | 24 acc, 0 hs |
nejm [7:09]: | fuck off romanian shit |
[7:04]: | your ping is fine |
SSTAT late:D [7:03]: | are u on their ts? |
nejm [7:00]: | this srv isnt |
[6:53]: | on 30stm yes |
nejm [6:51]: | 2 body |
SSTAT late:D [6:48]: | apricot mad alrdy? |
[6:45]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:45]: | nope |
SSTAT late:D [6:42]: | oh weird |
[6:37]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[6:26]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:23]: | apricot got this |
SSTAT late:D [5:57]: | i dunno if i should go eat kebab. what u think? |
[5:46]: | its really nice, why shouldnt you |
SSTAT late:D [5:40]: | i just ate one |
[5:37]: | xd |
[5:21]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:12]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:49]: | some french swearing cuz hes laggin |
[4:47]: | gg |
[4:29]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:24]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:23]: | xD |
[4:04]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:59]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[3:21]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:05]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:31]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
SSTAT late:D [2:26]: | XD |
nejm [2:23]: | yes gizmo, its because i cant aim |
fruits.Apricot [2:22]: | i lag |
fruits.Apricot [2:21]: | hardcore |
fruits.Apricot [2:20]: | :S |
fruits.Apricot [2:10]: | focking freezezs |
[2:08]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:05]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
SSTAT late:D [2:05]: | i can replace np |
[1:50]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[1:44]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:30]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:12]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:07]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:04]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[1:04]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:55 |
nerdbot [Warmup]: | roll the bones |
trmp [Warmup]: | shoutout stroh and xtra cheap :D! |
SSTAT late:D [Warmup]: | xtra nub |
SSTAT late:D [Countdown]: | shoutout corpsemaggot |
[9:31]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
SSTAT late:D [8:58]: | nice ndae |
SSTAT late:D [8:57]: | nade |
fruits.Apricot [8:56]: | :D! |
fruits.Apricot [8:55]: | lol |
SSTAT late:D [8:53]: | it was true skill |
fruits.Apricot [8:51]: | :DDDDDDDD! |
SSTAT late:D [8:48]: | remember u are high+ |
fruits.Apricot [8:48]: | hahaha |
fruits.Apricot [8:45]: | dude i m not even palyin |
fruits.Apricot [8:44]: | :D! |
SSTAT late:D [8:25]: | btw all viewers yesterday apricot jin vs trmp late 2-4 |
[8:24]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
SSTAT late:D [8:20]: | non-nerd got rolled! |
fruits.Apricot [8:16]: | :D! |
[8:15]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[8:05]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
fruits.Apricot [6:46]: | not even tryin |
nejm [6:43]: | k |
SSTAT late:D [6:40]: | low+ max |
[5:38]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[5:38]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[5:17]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:55]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:38]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:35]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:33]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:14]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:14]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:36]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:17]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:03]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[2:58]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[2:55]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:37]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:28]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
fruits.Apricot [2:26]: | ok |
fruits.Apricot [2:25]: | guys |
fruits.Apricot [2:24]: | now i try |
fruits.Apricot [2:22]: | with my lags but np |
[2:15]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
SSTAT late:D [2:06]: | nice instantly u own |
nerdbot [2:02]: | :XD |
SSTAT late:D [1:25]: | i think abstraction will lose |
[1:17]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
milhAus [1:14]: | ..... |
[1:14]: | i dont think so |
SSTAT late:D [1:09]: | well ok they might win now |
[0:57]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:41]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
nejm [0:41]: | gg |
fruits.Apricot [0:41]: | 999 |
SSTAT late:D [0:41]: | 98 |
nejm [0:41]: | nice pause :'DDD |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
nejm [0:41]: | i cant selfkill now |
nejm [0:40]: | idiots |
fruits.Apricot [0:41]: | yea u can |
fruits.Apricot [0:41]: | lol |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
nejm [0:40]: | 9/10 u fcking retard |
[0:41]: | just tab full |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[0:41]: | np |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
fruits.Apricot [0:40]: | :S |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[0:41]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[0:41]: | FIGHT! |
SSTAT late:D [0:41]: | shoutout simo |
[0:38]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[0:34]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
SSTAT late:D [0:19]: | trmp insane owner |
SSTAT late:D [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:55) |
fruits.Apricot [9:49]: | nice :) |
SSTAT late:D [9:12]: | wtf |
nejm [9:09]: | XD |
[9:07]: | bb |
[9:06]: | xd |
[9:04]: | The Doors are opening!! |
fruits.Apricot [7:55]: | guys |
[7:14]: | Main blast door opening! |
trmp [6:51]: | xD |
trmp [6:48]: | gg me |
trmp [6:48]: | :D |
[6:48]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:11 |
nerdbot [Warmup]: | roll the bones |
fruits.Apricot [Countdown]: | higher settings for trmp ? |
fruits.Apricot [3:01]: | i lag |
fruits.Apricot [2:52]: | Jin so pro |
fruits.Apricot [0:56]: | :D! |
[0:35]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:11) |
fruits.Apricot [Intermission]: | :D! |
Damon [Intermission]: | g3g3 |
nejm [Intermission]: | faggots of shits |
trmp [Intermission]: | apricot too strong |
trmp [Intermission]: | on adler |
fruits.Apricot [Intermission]: | :DDDDDDDD! |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | lol |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | :D! |
trmp [Warmup]: | apricot won |
trmp [Warmup]: | not you damon |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | ahahha |
trmp [Warmup]: | :D:D |
nejm [Warmup]: | u won swap |
Damon [Warmup]: | fuck u man |
Damon [Warmup]: | xD |
nejm [Warmup]: | wtf |
nerdbot [Warmup]: | :XD |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | damon wants to defend i think ;D! |
nerdbot [Warmup]: | roll the bones |
nejm [Warmup]: | ok so lets let u attack |
fruits.Apricot [Countdown]: | as u wish |
trmp [Countdown]: | xD |
trmp [Countdown]: | hf guys :D |
fruits.Apricot [Countdown]: | misunderstanding :D! |
nejm [Countdown]: | k |
nejm [Countdown]: | 2late |
fruits.Apricot [11:58]: | gg tramp |
[11:26]: | speclock axis |
[11:24]: | :| |
[11:22]: | Axis team locked from spectators by nerdbot |
[11:15]: | Allies team locked from spectators by fruits.Apricot |
fruits.Apricot [11:03]: | lololol |
SSTAT late:D [10:56]: | axis specinvite |
nerdbot [10:53]: | :XD |
fruits.Apricot [10:44]: | tramp spl |
nejm [10:34]: | blocked, gg |
fruits.Apricot [10:33]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
SSTAT late:D [10:28]: | fucking nigger invite |
[10:16]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
fruits.Apricot [10:04]: | i m so low |
[10:03]: | speclock axis |
[9:57]: | or you want me to enjoy your positions |
[9:55]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
nerdbot [9:54]: | i did |
nerdbot [9:52]: | wtf |
SSTAT late:D [9:51]: | i am enjoying allies atm |
[9:50]: | you didnt? |
SSTAT late:D [9:48]: | bugged |
SSTAT late:D [9:47]: | :D! |
[9:46]: | XD |
nejm [9:39]: | gl hf with info then |
nerdbot [9:38]: | your team is already locked |
milhAus [9:30]: | hacker |
fruits.Apricot [9:28]: | :p |
trmp [9:25]: | :D |
[9:25]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
fruits.Apricot [9:24]: | :D! |
[9:23]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:20]: | now its locked |
[9:20]: | gg |
[9:10]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[9:10]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:10]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
fruits.Apricot [9:10]: | 999ed |
[9:10]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:10]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:10]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:10]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:10]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:10]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[9:10]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[9:10]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:10]: | FIGHT! |
fruits.Apricot [8:57]: | tramp funny through trees |
SSTAT late:D [8:56]: | are u giving 30stm infos? :D |
trmp [8:53]: | yea xD |
[8:46]: | i cant spec anymore, so no infos anymore |
[8:45]: | :D |
SSTAT late:D [8:43]: | ah |
SSTAT late:D [8:36]: | i offered some infos but they didnt want:( |
SSTAT late:D [8:32]: | can still spec both |
[8:29]: | :D |
[8:28]: | lol |
[7:27]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:17]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
fruits.Apricot [6:04]: | lol |
fruits.Apricot [6:03]: | guyts |
[5:13]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:00]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
SSTAT late:D [4:41]: | <Fruits-Apricot> CAUSE U ARE SHIT AND I M PRO |
SSTAT late:D [4:40]: | <Fruits-Apricot> are you focking saurus? |
SSTAT late:D [4:40]: | <Fruits-Apricot> shit nerds |
SSTAT late:D [4:40]: | <Fruits-Apricot> focknig retarded |
SSTAT late:D [4:40]: | <Fruits-Apricot> it's even more retarded |
SSTAT late:D [4:40]: | <Fruits-Apricot> u dont win for shit |
[4:32]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
nerdbot [4:10]: | :XD |
nerdbot [4:10]: | :XD |
nerdbot [4:10]: | :XD |
[2:33]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:28]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:15]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
trmp [0:52]: | why do I always |
trmp [0:49]: | spawm without power |
trmp [0:47]: | as field op |
fruits.Apricot [0:45]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
trmp [0:44]: | makes no sense |
[0:44]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:16 |
SSTAT late:D [Intermission]: | lol |
nerdbot [Warmup]: | roll the bones |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | check that little program in the background |
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: | then u'll have 300 times that barre |
[10:54]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[10:54]: | FIGHT! |
fruits.Apricot [10:33]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
trmp [10:29]: | :) |
fruits.Apricot [9:25]: | 5hs |
trmp [8:48]: | dont push on 15 |
fruits.Apricot [8:39]: | :p |
nejm [8:36]: | shut upo |
[8:17]: | GiZmOoO timed out |
[7:58]: | SSTAT late:D disconnected |
fruits.Apricot [7:38]: | yea right |
fruits.Apricot [7:36]: | i knew it |
fruits.Apricot [7:32]: | i was laggin |
nejm [7:32]: | k |
fruits.Apricot [7:30]: | dude |
nejm [7:29]: | k |
fruits.Apricot [7:27]: | freezing |
trmp [7:23]: | get better spawntime next time :S |
fruits.Apricot [7:22]: | nice hacks though |
fruits.Apricot [7:19]: | yea |
[6:23]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:22]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
trmp [6:14]: | gg :) |
fruits.Apricot [6:08]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
fruits.Apricot [5:37]: | COME AT ME BRO :D! |
nejm [5:35]: | nice head hitbox :P |
[4:47]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
fruits.Apricot [4:18]: | lololololg |
[4:07]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[4:05]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[4:01]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
fruits.Apricot [3:15]: | nice wh tramp |
[3:07]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
fruits.Apricot [2:42]: | gg |
fruits.Apricot [2:39]: | not engi |
nejm [2:32]: | hitable lvl 10 |
fruits.Apricot [2:19]: | tramp_wallls_level |
[2:16]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[2:05]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[0:39]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
Damon [0:13]: | XDDDDDDDD |
fruits.Apricot [0:10]: | gg |
nejm [0:09]: | its srv bro :D |
fruits.Apricot [0:08]: | they are all full |
fruits.Apricot [0:06]: | like lows |
fruits.Apricot [0:03]: | they cant aim at all |
trmp [0:01]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:16) |
nejm [Intermission]: | let me request next time and u losing 4:0 |
Damon [Intermission]: | g3g3 |
trmp [Intermission]: | lost to apricot |
[Intermission]: | Damon disconnected |
[Intermission]: | milhAus disconnected |
trmp [Intermission]: | gonna prepare a rope |
[Intermission]: | nerdbot disconnected |
fruits.Apricot [Intermission]: | :P |
[Intermission]: | fruits.Apricot disconnected |
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