SSTAT vs neds (2890 views)

fr Apricot
fi latee
pl Supertramp
fr Tiger
be coenii
fr kAzimir
02.01.14 23:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth oO/laito8-D 32 kills
Killing Spree oO/laito8-D 6 frags without being killed
Accountant SSTAT tyrmP>D^K 107% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SSTAT late:D 7 gibs
...and stay dead! SSTAT late:D 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning oO/laito8-D 30 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SSTAT WARRIOR 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer oO/laito8-D 181 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! oO/ToMi:) 377 damage per frag
What objective? SSTAT tyrmP>D^K 231 XP
Red Shirt SSTAT WARRIOR 46 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? oO/coenii8> 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore oO/coenii8> 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SSTAT late:D 4 team kills
Gingerbread man oO/laito8-D 10 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K1072312927601757394843980/14/222/171/319817943
SSTAT WARRIOR491912446231854486559920/01/021/363/322713437
SSTAT late:D6818425367146553558562880/02/524/233/122115835
SSTAT 696067810915462116722172584780/07/567/237/121515735
oO/coenii8>10021530304007572352641260/01/226/183/219117567
oO/ToMi:)551822342300761756464541/04/517/261/226815455
oO/laito8-D100180323220010570352502210/02/030/200/017816465
oO/82577851049002417601169784011/07/073/204/021216466
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K150106128300222621733360/01/110/41/1KDKDK/KKKKDK/KDKDKKD
SSTAT WARRIOR73871115220521192095180/01/09/71/1KSK/DDKKK/DKDDKKSD//KDK/KD
SSTAT late:D80701215310324132148180/00/311/81/0KDDDKKDDDKK/DKKKDKKD/K/KSDD
SSTAT 10126335388301067945976720/02/430/193/2
oO/coenii8>7266811100018701984680/01/05/102/1DDKKKKKKDDKDDKDDDDD
oO/ToMi:)3766616000420902230360/02/24/80/2D//DDKDDK/DDKD/DKDKDKD
oO/laito8-D916711120000201625801310/01/010/120/0KDDDDKKDKDDKDKDDKDKDKKK
oO/6719925391004597667942350/04/219/302/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K5446611101114322101620/10/19/90/2KKXDTDKDD/KDDKDKDDKDDKX
SSTAT WARRIOR2539520011115472489740/00/04/182/2DDTDDDSD/KXDXDDKDDKDDDDDDKDK
SSTAT late:D717710142021222927492340/01/29/102/1DKDKDDDT/KKDKDKDKKDKDDDKDT
SSTAT 5016221453143520873393700/11/322/374/5
oO/coenii8>120991210300421681661580/00/111/41/1KKDK/K/K/KKDKDDKK/KKDD
oO/ToMi:)127931411200127722068181/02/010/101/0DKDKDKKKDKDDKKDDK/DKKKKKD
oO/laito8-D123891613200627421735720/01/015/70/0KKKDKKKK/KDK/DDK/KDKK/K/K/DKD
oO/123281423470011768254641481/03/136/212/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K12034651003117340600/00/01/20/0K/KKKDK/KD/
SSTAT WARRIOR402625000055391700/00/02/70/0DDDDDKXKX
SSTAT late:D4237372022893959360/01/04/50/0KDDDD/KTTK/D
SSTAT 67971117302526192282360/01/07/140/0
oO/coenii8>1252354000163464100/00/05/20/0KDKKK/KDD
oO/ToMi:)2812271002703104300/00/12/20/0KDDD/K/DD
oO/laito8-D7124570004945935180/00/05/10/0DK/KKK/D/DK/
oO/75591218100722822619180/00/112/50/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K1664553100187260300/03/02/20/0K/KKDDKK
SSTAT WARRIOR100396600021229105800/00/06/40/0DKDKDKK/KDK/
SSTAT 1338411910032101166100/03/08/60/0
oO/coenii8>10027550002105197800/00/15/20/0K/K/KDKDKD
oO/ToMi:)1211180000610112300/00/21/60/0DDDDDKDDD
oO/563861300021661210100/00/36/80/0

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Player Chats
[9:18]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
oO/laito8-D [9:04]: LoL
[8:30]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
oO/laito8-D [8:17]: yeah XD
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:13]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
oO/laito8-D [8:08]: tg toi fdp
[8:01]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
oO/ToMi:) [7:59]: achete toi une conne
[6:19]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
oO/laito8-D [5:52]: stop prshoot?
[4:56]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
SSTAT WARRIOR [4:44]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
[4:22]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
oO/laito8-D [4:00]: get hits
oO/laito8-D [3:58]: fdp
oO/laito8-D [3:54]: batard 3 unhit
[3:49]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
oO/coenii8> [3:34]: :(
[3:28]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:40]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:47]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:05]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:54
oO/laito8-D [Warmup]: how many offi today?
SSTAT late:D [Warmup]: how mad?
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [Warmup]: we are non-nerds
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: late pls shut up
oO/laito8-D [Warmup]: shut suck my dick
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: 3
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: ou 4
[Countdown]: Allies team unlocked by oO/coenii8>
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:15]: dude
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:14]: ...
oO/laito8-D [8:12]: tg
[8:02]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
oO/coenii8> [8:00]: sx
[7:56]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:54]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
oO/laito8-D [7:48]: plz !
[6:44]: SSTAT tyrmP>D disconnected
[6:42]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
oO/laito8-D [6:41]: ptin de trisot
[6:42]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
oO/ToMi:) [6:42]: sa me soule ce gtv
oO/laito8-D [6:41]: hack bug?
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:41]: lal kazim mais c'est bon :P
SSTAT late:D [6:42]: SSTAT hax free squad
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:42]: non, son pc a crash
oO/laito8-D [6:42]: tg toi jtes dit
oO/ToMi:) [6:42]: il fait quoi ? le pl
[6:42]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:42]: son ET a planté
oO/ToMi:) [6:42]: pc crash te 999
oO/ToMi:) [6:42]: tu deco pas
[6:42]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
oO/laito8-D [6:42]: vite :!
SSTAT late:D [6:41]: u too good need cheats
SSTAT late:D [6:41]: :D!
oO/laito8-D [6:41]: bande de retard
[6:42]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:42]: ouais je sais, mais c'est le pc de tramp
oO/laito8-D [6:41]: tg
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:41]: ça montre disconnect, mais c'est son ET qui plante
oO/ToMi:) [6:42]: fruits arrête te exuce on s'en fou
[6:42]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
oO/ToMi:) [6:41]: c'est faut
oO/ToMi:) [6:42]: .
oO/laito8-D [6:42]: tg
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:41]: lol que veux-tu que je te dise ;D?
oO/laito8-D [6:42]: tous
[6:42]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
oO/ToMi:) [6:41]: bah si il revient ou pas
oO/ToMi:) [6:42]: sinon je me barr
oO/laito8-D [6:41]: dit rien ferme ta geule $
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:42]: bien sur qu'il revient :P
[6:42]: SSTAT tyrmP>D connected
oO/ToMi:) [6:41]: je te laisse 2min
[6:42]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[6:42]: Allies team locked from spectators by oO/laito8-D
[6:42]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
oO/laito8-D [6:41]: join and unpause thx
oO/laito8-D [6:42]: fast
[6:42]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
oO/coenii8> [6:41]: everything ok trmp?
oO/laito8-D [6:42]: <:Oj
oO/laito8-D [6:42]: <:Oj
oO/laito8-D [6:41]: <:Oj
oO/laito8-D [6:42]: <:Oj
oO/laito8-D [6:42]: <:Oj
oO/laito8-D [6:41]: <:Oj
oO/laito8-D [6:42]: <:Oj
[6:42]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [6:41]: my et crashin
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [6:41]: even google doesnt know this error
[6:42]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
oO/laito8-D [6:41]: ffs unpause
[6:42]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [6:42]: : /
[6:42]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:42]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:42]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[6:42]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:42]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:42]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:42]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:42]: FIGHT!
oO/coenii8> [6:28]: XD
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [6:07]: xD
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [6:05]: fuck off
[5:41]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
oO/coenii8> [2:36]: oooo nice one
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [0:49]: gg :)
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:26]: ok bien joué
oO/laito8-D [0:16]: tg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:54)
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: use set netport
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: good mood incoming
oO/laito8-D [Warmup]: good retard yes
oO/coenii8> [Countdown]: gl hf
oO/laito8-D [Countdown]: bad luck die
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [Countdown]: hf hf hf!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[9:58]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:26]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:26]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:06]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:31]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:28
[Intermission]: oO/kAZIM disconnected
SSTAT late:D [Warmup]: gg wp
SSTAT late:D [Warmup]: coming back?
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: we can paly 4th map then
oO/coenii8> [Warmup]: hes mad at tiger for being low
oO/coenii8> [Warmup]: :DDD
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [Warmup]: :)
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: tellement con ce type
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: 2o2 .
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: vive les fr
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: np
oO/coenii8> [Warmup]: very nice atmosphere on ts
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: c'est comme ça
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: :P
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: it's boring
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: allez, on relax et tout
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: il pête tellement un cable
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: xd
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: ils sont unhit
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: ;)
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: ces des merdes
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [Warmup]: lets finish it
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: je les explosee
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: vous avez une chance de win là
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:28)
SSTAT tyrmP>D^K [Intermission]: gg
oO/ToMi:) [Intermission]: merci les gas jarrive pas jouer avec une connection de telephone
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: np mate
[Intermission]: oO/coenii8> disconnected
oO/ToMi:) [Intermission]: et lautre qui mad
[Intermission]: SSTAT tyrmP>D disconnected
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: thx for game
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: :P
oO/ToMi:) [Intermission]: comme un gros suce bite
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: ;D!
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: c'est pas grave
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: np :)
oO/ToMi:) [Warmup]: si si

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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.