SSTAT vs robertdonkeys (2450 views)

fr Apricot
fi latee
pl trmp
fi froxe
fi purska
fi fatcat
03.01.14 22:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SSTAT WARRIOR 31 kills
Killing Spree SSTAT late:D 5 frags without being killed
Accountant SSTAT late:D 90% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! RD Purska<3 16 gibs
...and stay dead! RD Purska<3 73% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SSTAT WARRIOR 28 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! RD FKPKPaTkitten 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SSTAT late:D 175 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! RD Purska<3 277 damage per frag
What objective? SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD 216 XP
Red Shirt SSTAT WARRIOR 46 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? RD FKPKPaTkitten 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD 208 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SSTAT late:D 2 team kills
Gingerbread man SSTAT WARRIOR 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SSTAT WARRIOR671853146300145521590200/01/028/312/317812846
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD882162225500548835069900/13/317/142/222220343
SSTAT late:D8819628316121148804984440/02/126/172/017415654
SSTAT 795978110214123015284159551340/06/171/176/019116244
RD froxe7415225323204485049992201/00/422/202/219414726
RD Purska<358159223816008554147841450/01/120/270/325212624
RD FKPKPaTkitten6915424343118556455012140/03/119/233/123215747
RD 664657110422312015955152845791/04/161/235/122614336
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT WARRIOR7874151910032593255200/00/015/140/2KKDKKDDKKDDKDKKK/K/DKK/DDDKDDDKDDD
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD90911011100219802213540/12/18/60/1/KDDDKDD/KKDKDDKDKKKK
SSTAT late:D538071341041593199600/01/15/71/0//DDKDKK/DK/SKKKDDDD
SSTAT 742453243610961666761540/13/228/271/3
RD froxe115641513200223502077471/00/113/101/0DKDK/KKDKKDKDDKDDDKKDK/KKDKK
RD Purska<364659141500418801900360/01/18/90/0/DKK//KDKDKDDKDDKKDK/DD
RD FKPKPaTkitten64649140003253121891000/01/16/92/1DDKD/K//DDDDDKDKKKKDKDK
RD 81193334117009676161661831/02/327/283/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT WARRIOR5534590003956107000/00/04/61/0DDD/DDK/DK/KKK
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD1255454100212871032180/01/03/21/0/KKDKKD/K
SSTAT late:D87267800031124117500/01/06/50/0//KDKKK/KDDKKDD
SSTAT 891141721100833673277180/02/013/132/0
RD froxe3337261001101810811080/00/22/20/1DKDKDD/D
RD Purska<366326900031331102600/00/06/50/1/K/KDKDK/DKDDKD
RD FKPKPaTkitten6223581002928126000/00/05/60/0K/DDKDK/KDKDD
RD 549213232006327733671080/00/213/130/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT WARRIOR27323112004682113700/00/03/70/1/KDKXD/DKDD/D/D
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD8338562001952100000/00/14/31/1D/DKKDDKKDK
SSTAT late:D1605285001111251033140/00/08/41/0KKKDTK/KKKDKDD
SSTAT 901221622401627593170140/00/115/142/2
RD froxe10029660100901941180/00/05/41/1DKDKKDDKKSKD
RD Purska<3372538100111738501090/00/03/60/1DKDDDKDK/DD
RD FKPKPaTkitten116437610021096968360/01/05/41/0KDKKDKDK//KKD
RD 849716202103317027591630/01/013/142/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT WARRIOR114458700041290114300/01/06/41/0DK/KK/KKX/D/DKKK
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD5033241000664824180/00/12/30/0DDKDKD
SSTAT late:D120386520131038780300/00/07/10/0D/DKT/KKKKK/
SSTAT 951161616301729922747480/01/115/81/0
RD froxe2822270101581900470/00/12/40/0KSKD/DDDD
RD Purska<357374700001157100800/00/03/70/1KDKDXDKDKDDD
RD FKPKPaTkitten502436111110091084780/01/03/40/0KD/TDKDDSK
RD 45839201212274729921250/01/18/150/1

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Player Chats
RD froxe [Warmup]: v32
RD froxe [Warmup]: letsgoapriiiiiiiii
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: fatcat
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: FOCK OFF
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: BIGH LOW
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: OMFG
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: GO SMOKE UR SHIT
RD Purska<3 [9:58]: BITCG'
RD FKPKPaTkitten [9:45]: angermanagement yes?
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:39]: STFU
RD FKPKPaTkitten [9:38]: :----D
RD FKPKPaTkitten [9:37]: :----D
RD FKPKPaTkitten [9:37]: :----D
RD FKPKPaTkitten [9:37]: :----D
[8:36]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:49]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:37]: Main blast door opening!
[6:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:59]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:59]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
RD Purska<3 [6:59]: WAZZZAAAPA?
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: So
[6:59]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:59]: 999
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: cutting off the alcohol yet?
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: or the coke
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: sisa
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:59]: STFU FAT CAt
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: whatever
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:59]: i wanan kill u
[6:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
RD Purska<3 [6:59]: water?
[6:59]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:59]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:59]: i joke mate :)
[6:59]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:59]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
RD FKPKPaTkitten [6:59]: ::::::DDDDDDDDDDDD
[6:59]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:59]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:59]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[6:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:59]: FIGHT!
RD FKPKPaTkitten [5:41]: :----D
[3:19]: Main blast door closing!
[3:00]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:52]: Main blast door opening!
[1:59]: Main blast door closing!
SSTAT late:D [1:57]: mitääääää!!!
[1:57]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:38]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:21
RD Purska<3 [Intermission]: PASKA AIKA VITTU
RD froxe [Intermission]: ala
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: so, still full of rage?
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: yea
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: you'll learn. you have to.
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: or you probably get killed.
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: by what
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Countdown]: by raging drughead on street
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Countdown]: after u yell him gtfo
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
[6:52]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:23]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:23]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
RD FKPKPaTkitten [5:23]: Soooooooooooooooooooo
[5:23]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [5:23]: phone
SSTAT WARRIOR [5:23]: lal i m always laggin like shit
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [5:23]: late
[5:23]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
RD FKPKPaTkitten [5:23]: that must be part of ur madness
[5:23]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [5:23]: speclock, our spec might come
RD FKPKPaTkitten [5:23]: good, good, making progress here.
[5:23]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:23]: Axis team locked from spectators by RD froxe
[5:23]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[5:23]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:23]: FIGHT!
[4:23]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:58 (original: 8:21)
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Intermission]: How does this great victory effect
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: laggin
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: u cannot change like that all the time
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: U CANNOT WHINE LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: ::::D
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: ertS is our mate :)
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: I. Am. God.
ertS*** [Warmup]: who won 1st?
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: you
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: SSTAT OFC
ertS*** [Warmup]: manager
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: anger management :D!
ertS*** [Countdown]: :P
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Countdown]: good work bro!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:45]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:40]: pls
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:40]: i get it easy lol
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:40]: u cannot make it
[9:40]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:40]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
RD froxe [9:40]: soz
RD froxe [9:40]: :D
[9:40]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:40]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:40]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[9:40]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:40]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:40]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
ertS*** [9:40]: paus
[9:40]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:40]: FIGHT!
RD Purska<3 [9:40]: shhh
[9:32]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:32]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:12]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:58]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
RD Purska<3 [8:55]: HOW COME
RD Purska<3 [8:51]: DAT LUCK
SSTAT late:D [8:46]: luck?
[8:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
RD Purska<3 [8:41]: YEAH :d
[8:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:04]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:55
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: we are ownin hard
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: :o
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: FATCAT focking mad
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: :S
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: FURIOUS!
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: even the smoke cant pull out your madness
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: actually im laughing
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: how about you
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: you'll need a brain operation soon
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: dead inside?
RD Purska<3 [Warmup]: ready up nigas
ertS*** [Warmup]: [Franc] sometimes, i ask myself who is the most nerdy , the ones who play video games all day non stop or the ones who WATCH those last late in the night :D!
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: :----D
RD FKPKPaTkitten [Warmup]: :----D
ertS*** [Warmup]: [Franc] sometimes, i ask myself who is the most nerdy , the ones who play video games all day non stop or the ones who WATCH those last late in the night :D!
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
ertS*** [Warmup]: [Franc] but i think i am the most :) :D!
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [Countdown]: [15:53] <Fruits-Apricot> why teh fock are oyufocking mad focking retarded cunt no life of shit wtfis ur problem i wanna betyo utzq fs fsql mf QSDf FOSCKQFSQ
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
[3:12]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[2:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
RD Purska<3 [2:59]: :::d:ddD:D::D
[2:24]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:24]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:44]: kobajaki: Cant be mad at retards, theyre special
[0:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:41]: :----D
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:41]: :----D
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:39]: :----D
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:39]: :----D
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:38]: :----D
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:38]: :----D
RD FKPKPaTkitten [0:38]: :----D
RD Purska<3 [0:34]: dat luck
[0:33]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
RD Purska<3 [0:26]: u made it when we killed u at the same point
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:21]: COME AT ME BRO :D!
[0:10]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
SSTAT late:D [0:10]: gg
[0:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [Intermission]: I dont know whats wrong
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:55)
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: 3hs
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: haha
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: :D!
RD Purska<3 [Intermission]: FFS..
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [Intermission]: but you are unhit or something
SSTAT trymP>^DD^XD [Intermission]: :S
ertS*** [Intermission]: fins
ertS*** [Intermission]: :P
[Intermission]: RD Purska<3 disconnected

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