eXecutors vs deDuivenMelkers (2254 views)

si Kwiz
si m1tja
fi LORDI
be r4pz
be ChilAx
be snipi
05.01.14 20:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth DUIVENMELKERS zPaR 50 kills
Killing Spree DUIVENMELKERS zPaR 4 frags without being killed
Accountant DUIVENMELKERS zPaR 135% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx 11 gibs
...and stay dead! EXE Kwiz 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning DUIVENMELKERS zPaR 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! EXE SICK_CUNT 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx 189 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! EXE MITJA 349 damage per frag
What objective? DUIVENMELKERS zPaR 297 XP
Red Shirt EXE MITJA 56 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? EXE SICK_CUNT 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore DUIVENMELKERS zPaR 182 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut EXE SICK_CUNT 3 team kills
Gingerbread man EXE MITJA 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
EXE SICK_CUNT78235405140312770883612070/02/037/384/119316447
EXE MITJA32171185631116579668742630/01/417/351/232212127
EXE Kwiz56172254580112556862341560/02/222/312/322313936
EXE 545788315215154019072214696260/05/276/317/324614137
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR13529750376001387956816940/04/345/201/217618443
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx82278364411001460935993580/00/033/273/316913635
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P5620625454011665816263520/01/124/271/126313925
DUIVENMELKERS 8878111112621014321469190722040/05/1102/275/120315334
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE SICK_CUNT401625100181589100/00/02/40/0KDDD/KD
EXE MITJA331126000259680200/00/02/40/0/KDD/KDD
EXE Kwiz2003442100067548500/00/04/20/0KKKDDK
EXE 916181320032086217800/00/08/100/0
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR1251854100283674700/00/05/20/0DKKK/K/DK
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx501224000155957300/00/02/30/0DDK/DK
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P601635000278376600/00/03/30/0KDD/K/KD
DUIVENMELKERS 7846101310052178208600/00/010/80/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE SICK_CUNT1002244000279670900/00/04/20/0D/DK/KKK
EXE MITJA401225000161576200/00/02/40/0KDKDDD/
EXE Kwiz1002844200286750700/00/04/20/0/KKKDK/D
EXE 8062101320052278197800/00/010/80/0
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR2516140000606764180/00/01/50/0DDXKDD
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx1252654100173977500/00/05/30/0KKDK/KDKD
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P4034250012633739160/00/03/30/0/KTDKD/D
DUIVENMELKERS 6376813101319782278340/00/09/110/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE SICK_CUNT926912132012245120771210/01/011/101/1KDKDKK/KKDDKDKKDKDK/KTDDDD
EXE MITJA41547172006193521781840/01/05/91/2DKK/D/D/D/KK/KDDD/KDKDDD
EXE Kwiz5333713300512341548180/00/07/90/0/DK//DKD/DKDDK/XKKDKD
EXE 62156264370113562058033230/02/023/282/3
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR12288119500323582066580/00/211/30/1D/K/KKKDDDKKKK/DDKKK
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx91981112200313981571180/00/09/82/1KDKKDDD/K/KDKKDDKK/KDDK
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P616481310022047198300/00/07/111/0KDKDDD/KDDD/DKDKKDKKD
DUIVENMELKERS 912503034800858035620760/00/227/223/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE SICK_CUNT4757817001417082696750/00/09/130/0DKT//KKDKK/KDDDKD/DDDDDKDD
EXE MITJA2551416101415171635190/00/25/120/0KXD/DX/TD/DDDDDKDDK/DKD
EXE Kwiz53488152014182119551380/02/15/102/1/DD/KDTD/KXDKKDDKDD/KDKDK
EXE 42156204830312504662862320/02/319/352/1
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR15086181200062727195700/01/017/60/0//DKKKDKDKKK/KDKKK/KK/K/KKDKKD
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx5363815200715731533400/00/07/71/1DDK/KDD/DK/DD/K/KKK/DK/
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P83601012200619861556360/01/19/40/1K/K//DK//KKK/KDDKDKDKD
DUIVENMELKERS 9520936394001962865046760/02/133/171/2
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE SICK_CUNT11639760001986103000/01/06/50/0KKDKD/KDKDKKD
EXE MITJA331926010159667000/00/02/40/0DDSK/KDD
EXE Kwiz161516000153670900/00/01/50/0/DKDDDD
EXE 5573101801032118240900/01/09/140/0
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR1503864000091674100/00/16/30/0DKKDKDKKKD
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx1203965300185375400/00/06/40/0KDK/KDKDKKD
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P401625000364062300/00/02/20/0/KD/D/K
DUIVENMELKERS 10393141430042409211800/00/114/90/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE SICK_CUNT11632761012952958110/00/05/43/0KTK/KKKD/KDKDD
EXE MITJA1624160002537827600/00/21/20/0K/DDDD/
EXE Kwiz2014150000435103000/00/11/30/2XDKDDDD
EXE 5170917101419242815710/00/37/93/2
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR225519400021352541180/03/05/11/1DKDKK/KKKK/KK
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx1004044300197178700/00/04/20/1DDDK/KKK
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P01605100149259600/00/00/40/0/DDDD
DUIVENMELKERS 1081071313400428151924180/03/09/71/2

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Player Chats
EXE SICK_CUNT [Warmup]: ye they r arguing about penis size in ts
EXE MITJA [Warmup]: what is ur map btw
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [Warmup]: northpole
EXE SICK_CUNT [Warmup]: (:
EXE SICK_CUNT [Warmup]: soz4ownage
EXE SICK_CUNT [9:17]: wtf
EXE SICK_CUNT [9:14]: cheat
[9:12]: The Doors are opening!!
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [9:12]: i'm waiting
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [9:10]: for that asskick
EXE SICK_CUNT [9:04]: reportrd to cG analysis team
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [9:02]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [9:02]: soz4ownage
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:57]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:08]: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:07]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:00]: was it funny
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [7:43]: ggg
EXE SICK_CUNT [7:40]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [7:28]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [7:27]: are u upset??? (:
[7:27]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:32
EXE Kwiz [Intermission]: gg
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [Intermission]: yes
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: soz4ownage
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [Intermission]: q/uit
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: XD
EXE Kwiz [Intermission]: this guy
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: X--------------D
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [Warmup]: ALLIES
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [Warmup]: AXIS
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [Warmup]: ALLIES
EXE SICK_CUNT [Warmup]: i have seen my pet chicken play better this game than this mitja
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [Countdown]: :D
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [Countdown]: :D
EXE MITJA [Countdown]: XD
EXE SICK_CUNT [1:54]: WATCH CP
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [1:50]: OK
[1:36]: The Doors are opening!!
EXE SICK_CUNT [1:35]: are u upset??? (:
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:51]: u stupid fucks camped at plant when we had 2 full and 1 22 sec spawn XD
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:48]: are u upset??? (:
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [0:42]: we could not know that
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:39]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:34]: are u upset??? (:
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:32]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [0:26]: gg
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:22]: soz4ownage
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:32)
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: soz4ownage
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: soz4ownage
EXE Kwiz [Intermission]: was that self troll of the cg year?
EXE MITJA [Intermission]: Kwiz's trollselfkill was the troll of the year
EXE MITJA [Intermission]: XD
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: f1 to this brah
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [Intermission]: XD
EXE MITJA [Intermission]: but year just started
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: GAME SAVING INTENSE MOMENT
EXE MITJA [Warmup]: what u think
EXE MITJA [Warmup]: XD
EXE SICK_CUNT [11:58]: soz4ownage
EXE SICK_CUNT [10:44]: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EXE SICK_CUNT [10:44]: :D
[9:59]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
EXE MITJA [9:50]: AIMBOT
EXE SICK_CUNT [9:48]: aimbotter
[9:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
EXE SICK_CUNT [9:17]: lol did u prone like little smal ldick nigga
[9:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:52]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:49]: soz4ownage
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:33]: :D
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [8:31]: nice life
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [8:30]: XD
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:29]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:28]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:28]: :D
[8:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
EXE SICK_CUNT [8:17]: :D
[7:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
EXE SICK_CUNT [7:29]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [7:29]: soz4ownage
EXE SICK_CUNT [7:14]: :D
[7:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
EXE SICK_CUNT [6:34]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [6:23]: wtf snip
EXE SICK_CUNT [6:14]: gg
[6:14]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:00]: The Allies have activated the crane!
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx [5:49]: xd
[5:47]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
EXE SICK_CUNT [5:32]: WTF
EXE MITJA [5:28]: WTF
EXE SICK_CUNT [5:26]: why skillboost
EXE SICK_CUNT [5:22]: why u do this to me
EXE Kwiz [5:17]: xD
EXE SICK_CUNT [5:03]: 3rd map is ufo gg
EXE SICK_CUNT [4:53]: decicded by official and accepted cg gaming rules
EXE SICK_CUNT [4:50]: check it yourself
[4:38]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:21
EXE Kwiz [Intermission]: gg
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: im gonna let u on a little secret
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: we played wohle supply w/o crosshair
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [Warmup]: LETS DO A TALKWAR
EXE SICK_CUNT [Warmup]: ye im in
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [Warmup]: i c
EXE SICK_CUNT [7:19]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
[5:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [5:37]: AXIS
EXE SICK_CUNT [5:30]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [5:30]: soz4ownage
EXE SICK_CUNT [5:28]: are u upset??? (:
EXE SICK_CUNT [5:24]: k
EXE SICK_CUNT [5:13]: tsukutsukutsuskuku
[5:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [5:08]: ROEKOE
EXE SICK_CUNT [5:06]: shoutout viko timbo good mates and brothers
[4:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:47]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
EXE SICK_CUNT [3:59]: kqiz is gonna fuck me up guygs
EXE SICK_CUNT [3:58]: xDDDDDDDD
EXE Kwiz [3:54]: xD
[2:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:48]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
EXE SICK_CUNT [2:04]: :D
EXE Kwiz [1:41]: this
[1:39]: The Allied Truck is in position!
EXE SICK_CUNT [1:29]: :D
EXE MITJA [1:13]: omfg
EXE MITJA [1:11]: loling hard
EXE Kwiz [1:08]: me2 xD
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:42]: i regognize the smell of sweat which is caused by trying hard
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [0:25]: OR TYPING
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:21]: nah
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:18]: im not sweating
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [0:14]: GG
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:14]: i shaved my armpits 4 dfays ago
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:11]: helsp with odor
EXE MITJA [0:02]: ails
EXE MITJA [0:01]: tails
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:21)
EXE Kwiz [Intermission]: wp
EXE Kwiz [Intermission]: close and intense
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: or agree to play ufo? (: ^^
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx [Intermission]: no
EXE Kwiz [Intermission]: lets paly ufo
EXE SICK_CUNT [Intermission]: scared? or? wut? yes?
EXE Kwiz [Warmup]: and chilax agrees
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [Warmup]: yeh right
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx [Warmup]: :(
EXE SICK_CUNT [Warmup]: 2hot2handle
EXE MITJA [Warmup]: rup
EXE MITJA [Warmup]: R U P
EXE SICK_CUNT [Warmup]: i play this game almost like cs sometimes now
EXE SICK_CUNT [Warmup]: its disturbing
EXE SICK_CUNT [Warmup]: ruå
EXE SICK_CUNT [Warmup]: p
EXE SICK_CUNT [Countdown]: rapz > anger
EXE SICK_CUNT [9:57]: mvp
[9:29]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:04]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:35]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:19]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [8:00]: hihihihihihihihihi
[6:50]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
EXE SICK_CUNT [6:34]: gg
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [6:29]: GG
[6:27]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:32
DUIVENMELKERS SN1P [Warmup]: ALLIES
[3:18]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:17]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:16]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
EXE SICK_CUNT [3:14]: soz4ownage
EXE SICK_CUNT [3:12]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
EXE SICK_CUNT [3:12]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
EXE SICK_CUNT [3:12]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
EXE SICK_CUNT [3:12]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
[2:36]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[2:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
EXE Kwiz [2:35]: tac
[2:35]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
EXE SICK_CUNT [2:35]: SICK 3 MAN NADE
EXE SICK_CUNT [2:35]: soz4ownage
EXE Kwiz [2:35]: fast one
[2:35]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:35]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:35]: FIGHT!
EXE SICK_CUNT [2:34]: i fapped during pause
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:59]: xD
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:57]: shit
EXE Kwiz [0:21]: dat
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [0:20]: :D
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [0:20]: :D
DUIVENMELKERS zPaR [0:20]: :D
EXE Kwiz [0:19]: xD
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:11]: :D
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:08]: gg
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:05]: 3rd offi?
EXE SICK_CUNT [0:03]: diff maps
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:32)
DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx [Intermission]: gg
EXE Kwiz [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: DUIVENMELKERS zPaR disconnected
[Intermission]: DUIVENMELKERS ChilAx disconnected
[Intermission]: EXE Kwiz disconnected
[Intermission]: DUIVENMELKERS SN1P disconnected

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