neds vs robertdonkeys (2565 views)

fr Ange
fr Senty
fr Pupa
fi froxe
fi vokki
at DrLagAlot
06.01.14 17:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth RD/DrLagAlot 69 kills
Killing Spree RD/froxe 5 frags without being killed
Accountant RD/DrLagAlot 110% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! RD/DrLagAlot 17 gibs
...and stay dead! Ange #Neds 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning RD/DrLagAlot 59 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Tiger #Neds 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Pupa #Neds 176 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! RD/jrkko 279 damage per frag
What objective? RD/jrkko 451 XP
Red Shirt SnTy #Neds 89 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SnTy #Neds 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore RD/jrkko 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Tiger #Neds 2 team kills
Gingerbread man RD/DrLagAlot 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Pupa #Neds62265335311011272428075710/01/130/363/421915237
Tiger #Neds62253294780213690876782540/02/120/349/023816338
Ange #Neds6917924358001253425462180/01/222/181/322315657
SnTy #Neds45282418962012881010873840/02/135/644/12215119411
#Neds5697912722433234928302320884270/06/1107/6417/1222414848
RD/jrkko814514657110115112059744720/01/338/318/824417148
RD/DrLagAlot11041269631700241210997911620/03/159/357/517515556
RD/froxe824405867124117985291021700/01/254/404/417012857
RD/91130317318740425633166286374040/05/2151/4019/419615157
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pupa #Neds637071120051554201600/01/06/50/1//D/KKD/KKKDDDKK/D
Ange #Neds125102151240062252183600/00/015/60/0KK//KKKKK/KDDKDKK/K/DKD/KKD
SnTy #Neds4258819210322072357180/00/08/130/2DK/KDKKKDKDDDDDDKS/DDK/DDDD
#Neds7723030428101460136209180/01/029/240/3
RD/jrkko318751600062213203300/00/13/92/0D//DDDDDK/KD/D/DK/KDK
RD/DrLagAlot120851210500317781606680/00/012/70/0KDKK//KDKKKKDKDDKKDK/D
RD/froxe55841018310422182374180/00/09/131/0/DDDDDDK/D//KDKDDKKKDDKDKKSK
RD/6925627448101362096013860/00/124/293/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pupa #Neds1601600010000/00/01/50/0KDDD/DD
Tiger #Neds4649613200421121951180/00/03/93/0/D/KDDD/D/KDKKKDKDD
Ange #Neds3977923400630903626180/01/27/121/3/DDD/K///K/KDDDDKDDDDDDDKKDDKDKK
SnTy #Neds3851821000221153095660/01/16/171/1/KDKDDKKDDDDDDDDKDDKDDKDKDD/D
#Neds35177246360013731786721020/02/317/435/4
RD/jrkko64881117100830912583180/01/010/60/3/KKDKK/D/KDD/K//KDD//KKKDDDK
RD/DrLagAlot949317183001036002681340/02/112/63/2DK/DK//KK/KKK//KK/KDK/K/KK/DDDDXKKKD
RD/froxe1691162213401630592388530/00/122/61/0KDKKKDK/KK/K/KDKKKKK/K/KKKDKDKDTKK/D
RD/109297504880124975076521050/03/244/184/5
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pupa #Neds521061019501031233479310/00/010/181/1KDDKDDTDKDKDKDDKKDKDDDDDDKDDDK
Tiger #Neds751251216200425633107890/02/19/121/0DKK/KXD/KKDDDDKDKDKKK/DD/DKKD
SnTy #Neds4286112630032114270100/01/07/213/2DKDDDDDDD/DDKKKKDKDDD/KDDK/DDDDDKDKKD
#Neds56317336110017780092871200/03/126/515/3
RD/jrkko1151461513401133073013540/00/214/82/2DTKKKKDKKKDDDDKDKDDDKKK/KKDDK
RD/DrLagAlot1381202518700635462629600/00/023/112/2DKXKDKKD/KKDKDDKKK//KKKDK/KDKD/KKKKKKDK/KDKD
RD/froxe100127141421042434215800/01/113/60/2KKKKD/KDDDKKK/DKDKDK/KSKDDK/
RD/1183935445131111928778001140/01/350/254/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pupa #Neds88891517400625652580400/00/113/82/2KDDDK/KKDKDKKKKDKKDDKD/K//K/K/DD
Tiger #Neds617911184025223326201470/00/08/135/0DKDTKDT/KKDK/DDKK/KKDK/D/DDDDKD
SnTy #Neds6087142311042374272000/00/014/130/7DDKKKKX/XD/D/KKDKKDDDDDKD/DKKDKKDSDKDDD
#Neds70255405891215717279201870/00/135/347/9
RD/jrkko136130151160002594211500/00/011/84/3KKKDDDKDDKDKKKDKKDKDKDKDKK
RD/DrLagAlot88114151720053185287500/01/012/112/1K/KKDDKKDDDDKK/DDK/KDDKDK/K/KDKK
RD/froxe541131222320321412182990/00/010/152/2DKDDDKDSKDKDDDKDKD/KDKDDKDSDK//DKK
RD/9335742501120879207172990/01/033/348/6

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Player Chats
RD/froxe [Warmup]: "You have 10$ on rd: possible win 24"
RD/froxe [Warmup]: I'm ego :s
Ange #Neds [Warmup]: Too strong
RD/froxe [Warmup]: too strong ego indeed
SnTy #Neds [Warmup]: you ready?
RD/froxe [Countdown]: vokki doing smthing
Ange #Neds [Countdown]: hf
RD/froxe [Countdown]: hf
RD/froxe [Countdown]: best of luck to us
[10:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:39]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:39]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[10:39]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:39]: FIGHT!
[10:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:14]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:40]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:40]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:26]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:03]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:56
[Intermission]: rd/olden disconnected
RD/froxe [Warmup]: 3rd coming from roster
RD/froxe [Warmup]: olden had to go
Ange #Neds [Warmup]: np
RD/froxe [Warmup]: drlagalot coming
Ange #Neds [Warmup]: k
RD/froxe [Warmup]: if you could add him to gtv while he connets
RD/froxe [Warmup]: would be great
RD/froxe [Warmup]: connects*
SnTy #Neds [Warmup]: go
RD/DrLagAlot [Countdown]: hf
RD/froxe [Countdown]: hf!
[5:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:35]: Pupa #Neds disconnected
[5:35]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:35]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:35]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[5:35]: FIGHT!
[1:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[1:07]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[1:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:56)
[11:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:38]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
RD/DrLagAlot [8:19]: lol
RD/jrkko [8:13]: DD:
[7:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:23]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:49]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:24]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:04]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
Pupa #Neds [3:22]: :D
Pupa #Neds [3:21]: fucker
[1:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Pupa #Neds [Intermission]: wp
RD/froxe [Intermission]: that was pretty fcking intense
RD/DrLagAlot [Warmup]: Phil plan-B: I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving
Pupa #Neds [Warmup]: stop your irony man
Pupa #Neds [Warmup]: :D
RD/DrLagAlot [Warmup]: should have heard my comment on ts
Tiger #Neds [Warmup]: first game for me & new mouse
RD/froxe [Warmup]: it was not irony
RD/DrLagAlot [Warmup]: they were like "it's gg"
RD/DrLagAlot [Warmup]: and I was like "as long as we don't all get full it's gg yeah"
RD/froxe [Countdown]: and we did,
RD/DrLagAlot [Countdown]: Xd
RD/jrkko [Countdown]: I didnt take full lol
RD/froxe [Countdown]: but u failed to defend it
RD/froxe [Countdown]: u suck
[11:24]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:58]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:24]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:44]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[6:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:04]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:47]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
RD/froxe [5:22]: be right back - going to refill my care bucket!
RD/froxe [5:22]: be right back - going to refill my care bucket!
RD/froxe [5:22]: be right back - going to refill my care bucket!
RD/froxe [5:22]: be right back - going to refill my care bucket!
[4:13]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:04]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[3:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:01]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
SnTy #Neds [2:44]: gg
RD/froxe [2:05]: ggs
[2:03]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:56 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: RD/jrkko disconnected
[Intermission]: RD/froxe disconnected
Pupa #Neds [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: Tiger #Neds disconnected
[Intermission]: Ange #Neds disconnected
[Intermission]: RD/DrLagAlot disconnected

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