Alpha Males vs OCH NO IT'S (2334 views)

fi Purska
fi Fat
fi naKu
pl kuna
nl GiZmO
pl jiN
07.01.14 18:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth OH NO IT'S BrN 85 kills
Killing Spree OH NO IT'S KUNA :D 7 frags without being killed
Accountant OH NO IT'S BrN 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! naku 18 gibs
...and stay dead! naku 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning OH NO IT'S BrN 75 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! naku 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer OH NO IT'S BrN 171 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! KPKP#Fatti<3 246 damage per frag
What objective? OH NO IT'S KUNA :D 493 XP
Red Shirt KPKP#Purska<3 114 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? OH NO IT'S KUNA :D 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut naku 2 team kills
Gingerbread man KPKP#Fatti<3 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
KPKP#Purska<3454155211411102412465141241010/01/237/749/424012348
KPKP#Fatti<3574446411215002614586159981440/03/253/702/422814339
naku66462639518022513308142251660/03/346/5712/421115035
naku56132117932144127540359443474110/07/3136/5723/422613937
OH NO IT'S BrN100481858514002314014129471220/01/275/444/716515248
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D80493769417102313628136981440/03/359/523/9179144716
OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o98269444570015103107936360/01/133/214/323417644
OH NO IT'S Damon95238353780114639557781160/01/035/200/318315654
OH NO IT'S 92148124026146117544347403594180/06/0202/2011/319015758
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KPKP#Purska<3385182120022091286600/00/03/80/0K/DKDDD/KDDKDD
KPKP#Fatti<32828725200321593086180/00/01/100/1/D/DD/KDDDDDDDD
naku573481420002162252100/00/03/71/1KDDDKKDDDDKD
naku411132360600564128473180/00/07/251/2
OH NO IT'S BrN120731815000327202065640/00/012/31/0/KK/DKKKKDKKKK/KDKK
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D118431916900430362785540/00/08/30/1/KDK/K/K/KDDKKDK
OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o15047128200227171562180/00/05/11/0DK/KD/KKKK
OH NO IT'S 129163493911009847364121360/00/025/72/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KPKP#Purska<3501221224210325263162580/01/110/201/0DDDDDDDKDKDDKSKKKDDKD/DDDKDDDK/D/KDKK
KPKP#Fatti<347831021300329383352900/00/110/160/2DDDDKDDDKDXK/KDDDDDDDD/KK/KKDKKD
naku6111913216014314834801390/02/18/154/1DDKDKDK/KDDTKK/KD/DKKDDDKKD/KDKDDDD
naku533243566111110861299942870/03/328/515/3
OH NO IT'S BrN11091211930063022271000/00/120/101/2KK/KKK/DKDDKDKKDK/KDKDKDK/KK/KD/KKDDDDKK
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D1111121917300629822725180/02/217/80/1KKKKKKDKKDDDK/KDKK/KDK/KDD/K/K/DKDDK
OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o80109162010093990317700/01/014/101/1/KKK/KDK/DKD/KDDDKDK/K/KK/KK/D/KDKDD
OH NO IT'S 10031256567002199948612180/03/351/282/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KPKP#Purska<35780111930072664250900/00/09/102/2KDK/DD/KKK//DDKK/K/D/DDDKDDKKD
KPKP#Fatti<31001122020400931122756180/03/016/111/0/K/KK/KK/K/K/KDKKDKDKDDK/KDDDDDKKK/DKKK/
naku5574101820061880251000/00/09/111/1KDKDKK/K/K/DDD/KKDDD/K/KDDDD
naku7126641579002276567775180/03/034/324/3
OH NO IT'S BrN6298101640012079231400/00/110/130/1DDDDDDDDKDKDDKDKKK/KKDDKDK
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D60112915110220932145180/00/18/111/1/DDKDDDDKKKDDDS/KDDKKKDKD
OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o941131617400436033197180/00/114/102/2KKKKDDDDDKDKKDKKKKDDK//KD/KK/DKDD
OH NO IT'S 723233548910777757656360/00/332/343/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KPKP#Purska<356791323200827682192430/00/17/156/0DDDKD/KK/K//DDX//K/KKKDKDKKDDDDK/KDDD
KPKP#Fatti<3771131418400831282576180/00/013/91/1KK/DK/DKK/K/KDDK/KDK//KKKDK/DDDD
naku941291718401430233182270/01/214/113/1K/KKDD/D/KDDKDKTKD/KDKKKDKKKKDKDKDDD
naku76321445910012089197950880/01/334/3510/2
OH NO IT'S BrN7795141820062734311400/01/012/91/3DK/K/DD/KDKKKK/K/DKDDKDDDKDK/DKK
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D601261423300524642759180/00/013/141/5DDKD/KDDDDD//DDDDDDDDKDKXK/KKD/KKKKKKK
OH NO IT'S Damon641071117301327523046770/01/011/120/2KDKKDK/DKDK/DKDD/KDDKDTDDKDDK
OH NO IT'S 6732839588011479508919950/02/036/352/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KPKP#Purska<3298382720042416339500/00/08/210/2DDDDKDKD/DKDDD/K/DDDDKK/DDKKDDDDDDD
KPKP#Fatti<346108132820033249422800/00/113/240/0DK/KK/DKDDKDDKDDDKDK/DDDDKDDKDDDDDDKDDKKD
naku621061524400113095253200/00/012/133/0//D/DKK/KKK/K//KKDDKDDDKK/K/KDKDDDD/KD/
naku4629736798001887601015500/00/133/583/2
OH NO IT'S BrN1291242217500734592744580/00/021/91/1KDKDKKDDDKD/D/KKK/K/KKDKKDK/KKK/KK/KDKK
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D651001523100630533284360/01/013/161/1DKDK//DKD/KDDDDDKKDDKKDKKDKK/DD/KKDK/D
OH NO IT'S Damon12013124205001136432732390/00/024/80/1KK/K//KDK/DDKKK/KKK/K/D/K/KK/DDDKK/KKDKKKKKD
OH NO IT'S 10535561601100241015587601330/01/058/332/3

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Player Chats
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D [Warmup]: pozdro dla jina
OH NO IT'S BrN [Warmup]: can u rup
KPKP#Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
[3:48]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:42]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:57]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:57]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:55]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
KPKP#Fatti<3 [1:12]: kobajaki: Cant be mad at retards, theyre special
[1:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
KPKP#Purska<3 [0:46]: FUC KOYU
KPKP#Purska<3 [0:45]: FUC KYOU
KPKP#Purska<3 [0:44]: FUCK YOU
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:32)
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
KPKP#Purska<3 [Warmup]: oh god
KPKP#Purska<3 [Warmup]: my aim is gone
KPKP#Fatti<3 [Warmup]: u never had any
OH NO IT'S BrN [Warmup]: roll the bones
OH NO IT'S BrN [Warmup]: roll the bones
KPKP#Purska<3 [Warmup]: nailed it
[10:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:26]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
KPKP#Purska<3 [10:23]: thank you
KPKP#Fatti<3 [10:21]: IM ON FIRE
[9:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:09]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:01]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
KPKP#Fatti<3 [8:06]: 3 hs?
[8:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
KPKP#Fatti<3 [8:00]: o_O
KPKP#Fatti<3 [7:57]: fuck you
OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o [6:37]: i love your hitboxes btw
KPKP#Purska<3 [4:16]: ....
KPKP#Purska<3 [3:57]: get asshole
[3:52]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:35]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:37]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:22
OH NO IT'S BrN [Warmup]: roll the bones
KPKP#Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o [Warmup]: rup
OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o [Warmup]: no time
KPKP#Purska<3 [Warmup]: DONT BE MAAAD
KPKP#Fatti<3 [Warmup]: :----D
OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o [Countdown]: are u kidding me
OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o [Countdown]: i just have to eat rofl
KPKP#Purska<3 [Countdown]: nah
[9:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:30]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:30]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D [6:30]: nie na z kim grac golda kurwa padaka
[6:30]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:30]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:30]: FIGHT!
[6:23]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:20]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:37]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
KPKP#Fatti<3 [5:26]: :----D
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D [5:24]: oO
[4:45]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:36]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:24]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:34]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D [3:28]: :D
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D [3:28]: :D
[3:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:40]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:00]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:22)
KPKP#Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
OH NO IT'S BrN [Warmup]: <nejm>: my aim is like upload, phyzic and tekoa combined today
KPKP#Fatti<3 [Countdown]: KRP miND: Vitun pelle bannin sut koko vitun suomiscenest
[10:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:14]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:21]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:59]: FIGHT!
[8:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:19]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:50]: The Allied Truck is in position!
OH NO IT'S BrN [5:24]: :XD
OH NO IT'S BrN [5:24]: :XD
OH NO IT'S BrN [5:24]: :XD
OH NO IT'S BrN [3:18]: XD?
[1:56]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:55]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:42]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
KPKP#Purska<3 [0:51]: OK.
[0:14]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:45
OH NO IT'S BrN [Warmup]: roll the bones
KPKP#Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
KPKP#Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D [Countdown]: :D
KPKP#Purska<3 [Countdown]: 9hs wtf?!
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D [Countdown]: 16
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D [Countdown]: :XD
naku [11:39]: GG
naku [11:35]: :(
KPKP#Purska<3 [10:53]: A<f>sd?f>ds:<SD,:DFAL'\FSG'\LGSLF;D\SG\';KDFK'LGDKL'DFG\SDF;KLGKL'D';KLGS'G'SF';KLGSFDGKL';SFDKL';GSGL';KSFD';LKGSDG;KL'SFD47
[9:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:39]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:33]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:11]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
KPKP#Purska<3 [7:29]: ::DA:SDF:glmdföalg'fadg
[7:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:40]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
KPKP#Purska<3 [6:22]: ::D:D:D
OH NO IT'S BrN [6:21]: :XD
OH NO IT'S BrN [6:21]: :XD
[5:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[3:07]: The Allied Truck is in position!
OH NO IT'S KUNA :D [2:20]: :{D
OH NO IT'S GiZmOoO:o [2:17]: lol
KPKP#Purska<3 [1:53]: YUJHIOPJKLĨÖL'Ö
KPKP#Purska<3 [1:14]: ei jumalauta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KPKP#Fatti<3 [1:12]: :----D
KPKP#Fatti<3 [1:10]: :----(
KPKP#Fatti<3 [1:08]: :----(
KPKP#Fatti<3 [1:08]: :----(
KPKP#Fatti<3 [1:07]: :----D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:45)
[Intermission]: KPKP#Purska<3 disconnected
OH NO IT'S Damon [Intermission]: G3G3
KPKP#Fatti<3 [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: OH NO IT'S Damon disconnected
[Intermission]: OH NO IT'S BrN disconnected
[Intermission]: KPKP#Fatti<3 disconnected
[Intermission]: OH NO IT'S KUNA :D disconnected

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