LIKE A BOSS vs empyrean Gaming #euF (4478 views)

be ChilAx
be SNIPI
be r4pZ
ch Kazzam
de Arma
de kAuby
10.01.14 20:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth BOSSES zPaR 95 kills
Killing Spree BOSSES zPaR 6 frags without being killed
Accountant BOSSES zPaR 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! empyreaN/kazzam 16 gibs
...and stay dead! BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning BOSSES zPaR 92 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! empyreaN/kazzam 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer empyreaN/Arms 165 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! kAuby EMPYREAN 304 damage per frag
What objective? BOSSES zPaR 546 XP
Red Shirt BOSSES zPaR 100 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? empyreaN/Arms 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore BOSSES zPaR 227 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut empyreaN/kazzam 4 team kills
Gingerbread man BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp 33 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
BOSSES zPaR95546951004002518570154141120/12/592/661/4195154610
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): 583265799901321077889902640/03/449/546/918991210
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp6442459921501331034211568540/13/555/502/417512649
BOSSES 73129621129128029039690359724300/18/5196/509/4186124410
empyreaN/Arms70447659213122411398141034632/02/260/643/3175152512
empyreaN/kazzam77495739516042411507123843271/15/259/6612/315813049
kAuby EMPYREAN72523638812011516224162682971/17/454/692/325818537
EMPYREAN731465201275411763391294275510874/114/4173/6917/319715649
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BOSSES zPaR1201403025100114981263900/01/128/111/2/DDKKKDK/KDDK/KDK/KDKK//K/KDDDKK/KDKK/KKKKK/KKDKKKKD/DK
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): 801001215200634502045180/02/19/81/0KD/KKDKDKDK/K//DKDD/KDKK/DK
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp599513225001425202588180/00/213/60/0DKDKK/KK/K/DD/DKD//K//K//K/DK//K/KD
BOSSES 86335556280031109517272360/03/450/252/2
empyreaN/Arms47931021000319503315360/01/19/150/2DDDKDDDKDDDDDKKDDKK/DKDK/DKDKD/
empyreaN/kazzam42789212013181932421120/00/08/182/0KK/DK/KDDDKDKDKKDDTDDK/DDDDDDDD
kAuby EMPYREAN521121223000435034394360/03/29/180/0KKDDDK/DKKDDKKX/DKD/KDDDKD/DDDDDKDKD
EMPYREAN472833165201107272109511840/04/326/512/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BOSSES zPaR70039710000116358800/01/06/10/0KKDKKKKK
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): 331913000031237100/00/01/30/0DKDD
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp1001511000041330100/00/01/10/0KD
BOSSES 278739500001888126000/01/08/50/0
empyreaN/Arms25414000153663180/00/01/30/0D/DKD
empyreaN/kazzam502024100052361600/00/12/30/0KDKDDD
kAuby EMPYREAN1002522000068460900/00/02/20/0DKKD
EMPYREAN5849510100112601888180/00/15/80/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BOSSES zPaR81931316000433612821180/00/013/120/0KKKKDDDDKKDKDKKDK/D/DK/KDKDD/
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): 61718132016164420671920/00/08/51/2DKKDKK/K/DDK/K//K/DDTD
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp1381071813400525151974180/01/016/81/1KKKK/KKKDKDKKDDKDK/KK/DKK/DDKXK/
BOSSES 93271394260115752068622280/01/037/252/3
empyreaN/Arms127107141120012197254700/00/114/90/0DKDDKKKDKK/DKDKDDKKDKKKDK
empyreaN/kazzam4470818401319342196260/00/08/151/0KDDDDDDDKDD/KKKKDDDDTDDK/K/
kAuby EMPYREAN3573514100027312777540/00/04/141/1DDDDKDDDDKDDXDDKKDKD
EMPYREAN692502743701468627520800/00/126/382/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BOSSES zPaR10786151400013049252500/10/115/100/1KKK/KKDDKDDKKDKKDDDKDKKDKDDDK
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): 184342200041919206100/01/23/140/2KDDDDDD/KKDD//DDDDDDK/DDDD
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp38625132004945192100/12/03/60/2DDKDDK/DK//DKDD/KD
BOSSES 54191244920095913650700/23/321/300/5
empyreaN/Arms666410152025193720911702/01/08/101/1DKD/KKDKDDDD/DKK/DK/KKXDTTK/
empyreaN/kazzam1389918132027218416611711/11/113/55/0DKK/DKK/KK/K/K/DKK/KKKDDKKK/KTKTDX
kAuby EMPYREAN120911210400223862161761/11/210/70/0KD/KDKKDDKK/KDKKKDDKDKXX
EMPYREAN108254403880414650759134174/23/331/226/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BOSSES zPaR1001081919200530953031360/00/019/140/0K/DKK/DK/DDKDKKKKKDK/DKDKK/DKKDKKKDDDD
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): 90932022500834532446540/00/017/113/3K/KKDKK/DD/KK//KDKKDKD/KK/DKDK/KDKKDDDKKDD
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp6364142220082232220700/00/113/121/1/DKDK/KDKDKKD/K/KDKDD/K/KK/DDKDDKDD/
BOSSES 8426553639002187807684900/00/149/374/4
empyreaN/Arms4583920510622232768560/00/09/140/0DSKKDDK/K/DDD/DDD/DDD/KKXDKKK/
empyreaN/kazzam701171420200019862552180/00/011/183/2DKKDKDDKKKDDKDDDDKDKDKDDDDDDKKDKDK
kAuby EMPYREAN861081922401234753460550/01/018/181/2/DDDDDKDDK/DDKDKDKKKDKKDKDDKKDTKDKKDDKKDKK
EMPYREAN67308426211118768487801290/01/038/504/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BOSSES zPaR44801125100429213810580/00/311/180/1K/DK/XK/DKKDDDDDDDDDDK/DKKDDDDDKDDKKD
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): 500122400080000/00/111/131/2D/D/K/K/KK/DD/DDK/KDD/KKDDKDDKDKDKDD
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp3881821201217172577180/00/29/170/0KDDTDDDKD/DDKDDDDDD/DDKDDKDKKK
BOSSES 4416131703011446386387760/00/631/481/3
empyreaN/Arms1009621214008303827191830/00/019/132/0DKDKDDK/DKKK/KK/KD/KK/DKDKK/KK/D/DKDKKDKKD
empyreaN/kazzam1151112219500113061211700/04/017/71/1K/KK/KKD/K/KKDKKDKKD/K/KK/KK/D//KKKKK/DDD
kAuby EMPYREAN761141317300734452867760/02/011/100/0DK//DD/DKK/K/KKKDDK/KKDKKK/DDD
EMPYREAN973215657120026954477032590/06/047/303/1

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Player Chats
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [Warmup]: ALLIES
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [Warmup]: AXIS
[11:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:08]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[10:58]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [10:48]: ALLIES
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [10:47]: AXIS
[10:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
empyreaN/kazzam [8:24]: WHERE TO DAMMIT
kAuby EMPYREAN [7:43]: that map... :p
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [7:38]: talk talk
kAuby EMPYREAN [5:21]: :D
BOSSES zPaR [5:16]: hmm
empyreaN/kazzam [4:31]: great map
kAuby EMPYREAN [4:25]: FUCK THAT MAAAAAAAAAAAAP :p
[3:03]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
kAuby EMPYREAN [2:51]: 2:0 next map? :P
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [2:39]: idc
BOSSES zPaR [2:34]: no
[2:20]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[2:03]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[1:42]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[1:28]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[1:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
kAuby EMPYREAN [1:05]: srsly
empyreaN/Arms [1:05]: unpause
[1:05]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
empyreaN/Arms [1:05]: do not know this map well
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [1:05]: U/NPAUSE
kAuby EMPYREAN [1:05]: fail
[1:06]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:06]: FIGHT!
kAuby EMPYREAN [0:25]: so cool with your sten :D
[0:03]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Intermission]: idk why you attacked first :)
kAuby EMPYREAN [Warmup]: cos we care :p
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [Warmup]: ALLIES
BOSSES zPaR [Warmup]: stop with the smileys :p
BOSSES zPaR [Warmup]: please :)
BOSSES zPaR [Warmup]: you are not funny :>
kAuby EMPYREAN [Warmup]: :D :P :> :-*
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Warmup]: c'mon
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Warmup]: kazzam rup
kAuby EMPYREAN [Warmup]: hdf
empyreaN/kazzam [Warmup]: su
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Warmup]: dont learn the map now
kAuby EMPYREAN [Warmup]: iam afk
kAuby EMPYREAN [Warmup]: :D
[11:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:17]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
empyreaN/kazzam [10:47]: fun map
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [10:39]: stfu
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:37]: xD
empyreaN/kazzam [10:35]: i wont
[9:37]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:24 (original: 12:00)
empyreaN/Arms [Intermission]: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
empyreaN/Arms [Intermission]: what a shit map
empyreaN/kazzam [Intermission]: much fun
empyreaN/kazzam [Intermission]: very good
empyreaN/kazzam [Intermission]: wow
kAuby EMPYREAN [Intermission]: daaamn hot game :D close one
BOSSES zPaR [Intermission]: very skilled war
BOSSES zPaR [Intermission]: impressive
empyreaN/kazzam [Warmup]: rup
empyreaN/kazzam [Countdown]: no time omg omgomg
[9:34]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:31]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [9:12]: AXIS
[9:01]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:38]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
kAuby EMPYREAN [6:54]: natürlich arma :D
empyreaN/Arms [6:50]: DxD
[5:08]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
BOSSES zPaR [4:52]: the amount of preshoots its amazing
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [4:32]: hihihihihihihihihi
[3:40]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:19
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Intermission]: xdd
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Intermission]: its fun
kAuby EMPYREAN [Intermission]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
kAuby EMPYREAN [Intermission]: SO FUNNY HIHIHIHI
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [Warmup]: hihihihihihihihihi
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [Warmup]: ALLIES
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Warmup]: enjoy your last matches
empyreaN/kazzam [Warmup]: at least there is some diversity in this map
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Warmup]: hf
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [Warmup]: what map
empyreaN/kazzam [Countdown]: rup omg omg om
kAuby EMPYREAN [Countdown]: again a reporter guy - like every war :D
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Countdown]: wanna see your records
empyreaN/Arms [7:41]: sure
[5:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [4:43]: hihihihihihihihihi
empyreaN/Arms [2:46]: fuck this ufo map
[2:24]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:21]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [1:22]: amaj
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [1:21]: koekje
BOSSES zPaR [1:12]: gg
BOSSES zPaR [1:11]: tails
[1:09]: BOSSES sN1p:):) ): called a vote.
[1:06]: Vote passed!
[1:06]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[1:06]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[0:59]: BOSSES sN1p:):) ): called a vote.
[0:56]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to sp_delivery_te)
kAuby EMPYREAN [0:52]: map eli
[0:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:19)
empyreaN/kazzam [Intermission]: adler b4 erden beach ice frost deli sup
empyreaN/kazzam [Warmup]: adler b4 erden beach ice frost deli sup
empyreaN/kazzam [Warmup]: why dont u just chill
empyreaN/kazzam [Warmup]: dammit
empyreaN/kazzam [Countdown]: its not good for ur health
kAuby EMPYREAN [Countdown]: make your name honor
empyreaN/kazzam [Countdown]: seriously
[9:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:51]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[8:51]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:51]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:51]: FIGHT!
[8:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:37]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:59]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [3:05]: AXIS
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [2:14]: ALLIES
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [2:13]: AXIS
[1:57]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:02
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Intermission]: kauby, send me your demo
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Intermission]: pls
kAuby EMPYREAN [Intermission]: O,o
empyreaN/Arms [Intermission]: xD
empyreaN/kazzam [Warmup]: ettv
kAuby EMPYREAN [Warmup]: gaytv :d
empyreaN/Arms [Warmup]: watch gay tv
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Warmup]: and i'm serious, no demo = forfeit lose
empyreaN/Arms [Warmup]: said the cheater
empyreaN/kazzam [Warmup]: u can be as serious as u want to
empyreaN/Arms [Warmup]: xD
kAuby EMPYREAN [Warmup]: if gaytv u dont need to record dumbshit :p
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Warmup]: just send me your demo
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Warmup]: nop
empyreaN/kazzam [Warmup]: rules say, ettv -> not demos necesseray
empyreaN/kazzam [Warmup]: read the rules
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [Warmup]: u have to record
empyreaN/kazzam [Countdown]: nope
[7:19]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [7:12]: ALLIES
[6:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:21]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
BOSSES zPaR [4:35]: bb ET
[4:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
kAuby EMPYREAN [4:01]: bb! :P
[3:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
kAuby EMPYREAN [1:24]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
BOSSES sN1p:):) ): [1:21]: hihihihihihihihihi
kAuby EMPYREAN [1:17]: kazzam hacks, srsly!
[1:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
empyreaN/Arms [0:56]: gg
[0:56]: The Allies have activated the crane!
BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp [0:51]: i'll ban you
kAuby EMPYREAN [0:47]: :DDDDDDDDD
empyreaN/Arms [0:45]: said the busted one
[0:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:02]: BOSSES sN1p:):) ): disconnected
kAuby EMPYREAN [0:00]: wp :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:02)
[Intermission]: BOSSES ChilAx:PpPp disconnected
[Intermission]: BOSSES zPaR disconnected

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