30 seconds to MARS vs we pwn you (2637 views)
Damon
Yulyan
GiZmOoO
Yulyan
GiZmOoO
SkyLine
w1lko
mleko
w1lko
mleko
11.01.14 21:45 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 45 kills |
Killing Spree | Yulyan FROM MARS | 4 frags without being killed |
Accountant | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 96% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | wPn whatever you call me | 12 gibs |
...and stay dead! | wPn whatever you call me | 36% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | Damon FROM MARS | 45 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | wPn Autobus | 8 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | wPn whatever you call me | 166 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | Damon FROM MARS | 279 damage per frag |
What objective? | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 341 XP |
Red Shirt | Damon FROM MARS | 52 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | Damon FROM MARS | 14 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | wPn Autobus | 178 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 17 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xD |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | XD |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | u cant fuck anything stop trolling |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xDDDDDDDD |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | YOU're lucky because when this dog wouldnt be faster than me i could be your father |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | ive been playing pubs till 2k10 then i started to roll on offis gg |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | XD |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | YOU're lucky because when this dog wouldnt be faster than me i could be your father |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | ur getting raped by dogs everynight stfu |
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xD |
wPn whatever you call me [Warmup]: | pozdro szaga |
wPn whatever you call me [Warmup]: | pozdro szafa |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | ready |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | romanian |
Damon FROM MARS [Countdown]: | polak |
Damon FROM MARS [Countdown]: | i will give u 50$ to clean my toilet |
Damon FROM MARS [11:52]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [11:52]: | :D |
[11:17]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:28]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:32]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[7:32]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[7:21]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:48]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:45]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[6:40]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[6:39]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:35]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:35]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
wPn Autobus [5:33]: | trash |
[5:04]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:23]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:20]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:14]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[3:42]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:37]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:21]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[2:58]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:47]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[2:40]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
wPn r1chardinho [2:13]: | pause |
[2:13]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
wPn r1chardinho [2:13]: | unpause |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
wPn Autobus [2:13]: | damon your mother is the best in deep troath |
wPn Autobus [2:13]: | XD |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
wPn Autobus [2:13]: | XD |
wPn r1chardinho [2:12]: | xd |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[2:13]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [2:13]: | xD |
[2:13]: | FIGHT! |
wPn whatever you call me [2:13]: | XD |
Damon FROM MARS [1:59]: | I KNOW U TEACH HER |
Damon FROM MARS [1:58]: | Xddddddddddddd |
Yulyan FROM MARS [1:52]: | xd |
wPn whatever you call me [1:39]: | : |
[1:29]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:26]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[1:26]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:33 |
wPn r1chardinho [Intermission]: | finally |
[9:59]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[9:49]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[9:34]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[9:34]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[9:10]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:09]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:55]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[8:32]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[8:24]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[8:21]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:02]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | xD |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | damon lag |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | this damon man |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | becase damon mother's go SEXCAM |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | XD |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | xD |
wPn whatever you call me [8:02]: | XD |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | i think he didnt pay for inet |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | and they cut |
[8:02]: | Axis team locked from spectators by wPn Autobus |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | XDDDDDDDD |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | because he is romanaian |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | and romanian's dog |
Yulyan FROM MARS [8:02]: | need new damon |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | saw bone |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | when had opend broken |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | oh noooooooooo |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | this damon man |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | ffs |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | omfg |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | always the same |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
Yulyan FROM MARS [8:02]: | nigger |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | ask damon |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | how to steal dacia |
[8:02]: | Damon FROM MARS Server command overflow |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | and |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | romanian |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | 1 full |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | gg |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | xD |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | 2 plus 2 |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | i go undress you |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[8:02]: | troll connected |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | and |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | damon mother's SEXCAM |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | www.brazzers.com/damon'smotherdeeptroaht |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | xDD |
Yulyan FROM MARS [8:02]: | xDDD |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | xD |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
wPn whatever you call me [8:02]: | hahah xd |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | srsly |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | she has so many viwers |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | omg |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | =DDDDDDDDD |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | she is dancing on the street without dress |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
Yulyan FROM MARS [8:02]: | :DDDDDDD |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | damon is mad |
Damon FROM MARS [8:02]: | moms jokes 2k10 |
Damon FROM MARS [8:02]: | soz |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:02]: | what you think |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | i heard that damon's mother likes drink everyday couple of bottles alco |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | pozdrowienia Risk Elviss bloodje |
wPn Autobus [8:02]: | i cisiora mejt |
wPn r1chardinho [8:02]: | pozdro for all my friends |
wPn whatever you call me [8:02]: | risk miedziak .... |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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[8:02]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
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wPn Autobus [8:02]: | fun damon |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
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[8:02]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[8:02]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[8:02]: | FIGHT! |
Damon FROM MARS [7:58]: | u guys should have some tiny dicks for jokes like that |
[7:58]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
Damon FROM MARS [7:57]: | gg |
[7:33]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:33]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[7:33]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
Yulyan FROM MARS [7:28]: | xD |
[7:19]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
Yulyan FROM MARS [7:19]: | omg |
wPn Autobus [7:19]: | xD |
wPn Autobus [7:19]: | this |
wPn Autobus [7:19]: | damon |
Damon FROM MARS [7:19]: | laugh pause |
Damon FROM MARS [7:18]: | brb |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [7:19]: | im almost crying right now |
wPn Autobus [7:18]: | dont |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [7:19]: | omfg |
wPn Autobus [7:19]: | unapuse |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [7:19]: | xDD |
Yulyan FROM MARS [7:19]: | cxdDDD |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
wPn r1chardinho [7:18]: | DAMONS MOTHER'S BOYS COME? |
Yulyan FROM MARS [7:19]: | lool |
wPn r1chardinho [7:19]: | XDF |
Damon FROM MARS [7:19]: | ur mother is on tv everynight man |
Damon FROM MARS [7:18]: | stop trolling |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
wPn Autobus [7:19]: | everynight? |
wPn r1chardinho [7:19]: | damon |
wPn Autobus [7:19]: | where? |
Damon FROM MARS [7:19]: | yep |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
Yulyan FROM MARS [7:19]: | omg this shit |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
wPn Autobus [7:18]: | dont unapuse |
Damon FROM MARS [7:19]: | in your ass |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
wPn Autobus [7:19]: | fuckign traSh |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
wPn Autobus [7:19]: | u fucking damon |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[7:19]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[7:19]: | FIGHT! |
Damon FROM MARS [7:03]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [7:03]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [7:03]: | :D |
[7:02]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:29]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
Damon FROM MARS [6:28]: | XD |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:26]: | xD |
Damon FROM MARS [6:23]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [6:22]: | :D |
[6:11]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:10]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[5:39]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
wPn Autobus [5:37]: | yulian |
wPn Autobus [5:36]: | tfukcing trahs |
wPn r1chardinho [5:33]: | :D |
[5:29]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[5:29]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 5:03 (original: 10:33) |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | Xdddddddd |
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: | :Ddd |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | OMG |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | YOU'RE SO FUNNY |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | u should gave he's ass back man |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | he is |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | your mmother like bukkake |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | stfu bro |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | 10 mans masturbating on face |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xDDD |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | amazing |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | bukkake |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | gg |
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xDDD |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | xD |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | you know why in romania is very small number of duck? |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | because romanian kids are faster for bread |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | duck or dick |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | damon i heard that your mother like animal sex |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | because romanian kids are faster for bread |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | because romanian kids are faster for bread |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | because romanian kids are faster for bread |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | because romanian kids are faster for bread |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | u should be verry sad |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xD |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | Xdddddddddddddddddd |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | ready |
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: | gizmo stop xD |
Damon FROM MARS [9:28]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [9:28]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [9:28]: | :D |
Yulyan FROM MARS [9:28]: | xddd |
[8:33]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[7:51]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
Damon FROM MARS [7:37]: | this bitch just run away |
Damon FROM MARS [7:34]: | xD |
Yulyan FROM MARS [7:30]: | omg |
[7:24]: | The side gate has been built! |
[7:14]: | Allies have destroyed the Side Door! |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:40]: | piece |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:39]: | of |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:38]: | shit |
Damon FROM MARS [6:37]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [6:37]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [6:37]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [6:37]: | :D |
wPn r1chardinho [6:35]: | fak ju |
wPn r1chardinho [6:33]: | stupid kanker |
wPn r1chardinho [6:32]: | lekker |
Yulyan FROM MARS [6:32]: | gg |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:29]: | kanker |
[5:12]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:01]: | The side gate has been destroyed! |
[3:49]: | The side gate has been built! |
Damon FROM MARS [3:38]: | g3g3 |
wPn r1chardinho [3:35]: | DAMON SHOW |
wPn r1chardinho [3:34]: | 2/17 |
wPn r1chardinho [3:33]: | XD |
[3:30]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[3:30]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[3:30]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[3:30]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[3:30]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[3:30]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:30 |
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: | lol |
wPn Autobus [Intermission]: | o |
wPn Autobus [Intermission]: | nice |
wPn Autobus [Intermission]: | 2/17 |
wPn Autobus [Intermission]: | your mother must be drunk |
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: | the fuck u want shitface |
wPn Autobus [Intermission]: | xD |
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: | give my ass back |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: | Xdddddddddddd |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | mother must be drunk |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | +1 |
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: | XDDD |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | rup kurwa mac |
wPn whatever you call me [Warmup]: | NICE LANGUAGE |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | w1lko fucking damon's mother |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | now |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | ;/ |
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: | pierdole |
wPn whatever you call me [Warmup]: | uuuu |
wPn whatever you call me [Warmup]: | :D |
wPn whatever you call me [Warmup]: | nice |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | will be hard becase w1lkois so drunk |
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: | :DDD |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | and hes dick is FLAP |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xd |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | 10 cm max |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | gg |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | XD |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | gg |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | 10 cm = monster |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | XD |
wPn whatever you call me [Warmup]: | gigant |
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: | ok nigger 20 cm |
Yulyan FROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | damon's mother like nigger dicks |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | big black cocks |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | BBC |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | Xd |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | :< |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | :< |
wPn r1chardinho [Warmup]: | :< |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | yo skyline i just did a big shit can u clean it ? :> |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | man |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | eat* |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | u are from romanian |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | i always got to flush atleast 3 times man gg |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xDDDDDD |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | in this country live fucking homless peoples |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | u fucking scumbag |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | trash |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | rubbish |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | atleast we are not eating shit |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xDDDDDDDD |
wPn Autobus [Warmup]: | i can clean your mother from desk |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
wPn whatever you call me [Countdown]: | XD |
Yulyan FROM MARS [6:12]: | du |
Yulyan FROM MARS [6:08]: | duck |
[5:19]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[5:18]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
[3:28]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[3:24]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
[3:21]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[2:55]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:39]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[2:30]: | The side gate has been built! |
[2:22]: | Allies have destroyed the Side Door! |
wPn Autobus [0:27]: | gg |
wPn r1chardinho [0:18]: | gg |
Damon FROM MARS [0:01]: | THINK ABOUT 10 DOGS CUMING ON YOUR MOTHER BROSKY |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:30) |
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: | that must sux |
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: | xD |
Yulyan FROM MARS [Intermission]: | :DDD |
wPn r1chardinho [Intermission]: | i think |
wPn Autobus [Intermission]: | i fuck your mother |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: | XDD |
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: | CU |
wPn Autobus [Intermission]: | everyday |
wPn r1chardinho [Intermission]: | about your mother |
[Intermission]: | Damon FROM MARS disconnected |
wPn r1chardinho [Intermission]: | under my desk |
wPn Autobus [Intermission]: | i beat that bitch |
[Intermission]: | wPn whatever you call me disconnected |
[Intermission]: | wPn Autobus disconnected |
[Intermission]: | wPn r1chardinho disconnected |
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