Malibu vs we pwn you (4298 views)
kApot
base
ChilAx
base
ChilAx
Riskk
w1lko
Egoderko
w1lko
Egoderko
12.01.14 02:30 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | keyplayer | 47 kills |
Killing Spree | keyplayer | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | EgOdErko | 111% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | EgOdErko | 11 gibs |
...and stay dead! | kApotiZmAlibu. | 37% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | keyplayer | 38 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | marijuana | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | EgOdErko | 176 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | ChilAxiZmAlibu. | 304 damage per frag |
What objective? | keyplayer | 321 XP |
Red Shirt | marijuana | 68 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | kApotiZmAlibu. | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | EgOdErko | 192 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | Calvin Harris | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | Calvin Harris | 28 /kills |
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kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy! |
Calvin Harris [Countdown]: | :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
[11:19]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
marijuana [11:10]: | oh, calvin harris |
marijuana [11:03]: | this guy tried to tell me radarii is clean |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [10:56]: | is that risk |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [10:55]: | oh |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [10:54]: | pff |
[10:53]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
keyplayer [10:47]: | oh its chilax |
Calvin Harris [10:44]: | ye |
keyplayer [10:40]: | banned player |
keyplayer [10:40]: | ? |
keyplayer [10:37]: | oh right |
Calvin Harris [10:36]: | hes clean |
Calvin Harris [10:33]: | :XD |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [10:32]: | we know |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [10:31]: | xd |
[10:26]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[10:25]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
keyplayer [10:23]: | nice youre smart ass |
keyplayer [10:23]: | here |
kApotiZmAlibu. [10:22]: | TRUE STORY SON |
kApotiZmAlibu. [9:14]: | AH JOH |
[8:58]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:34]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:00]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:56]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:27]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[4:04]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | no time |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | we want to sleep |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | and you pause |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | gg |
EgOdErko [4:04]: | same |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | i'm just quoting you |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | ... |
EgOdErko [4:04]: | no:P |
EgOdErko [4:04]: | we didnt say that |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | tye |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | ye |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | you did |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Axis team locked from spectators by ChilAxiZmAlibu. |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
kApotiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | 13 min for forfeit |
kApotiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | XDDDDDDDDDDD |
kApotiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | :D :D :D :D :D :D |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
keyplayer [4:04]: | who cares |
keyplayer [4:04]: | and? |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: | nobody |
EgOdErko [4:04]: | :D |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[4:04]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[4:04]: | FIGHT! |
[3:41]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[3:40]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:39]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[3:26]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
kApotiZmAlibu. [1:47]: | gg |
[1:32]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:27 |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | le rup |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy! |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | le rup |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy! |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | by the way, who is egoderko :-) |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | wiaderko :D |
EgOdErko [10:23]: | and who are you? :XD |
kApotiZmAlibu. [8:25]: | :D :D :D :D :D :D |
[7:41]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:23]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:03]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:00]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:22]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:17]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
Calvin Harris [5:53]: | gg |
Calvin Harris [5:53]: | base |
marijuana [5:50]: | ? |
marijuana [5:47]: | u just spwaned |
Calvin Harris [5:45]: | ye |
marijuana [5:44]: | ofc i time nade |
marijuana [5:44]: | xD |
Calvin Harris [5:43]: | ofc |
Calvin Harris [5:42]: | :XD |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [5:38]: | that wh nade base, stop it xdddddddddddd |
[4:58]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
marijuana [4:13]: | :O) |
[3:54]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[3:15]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[3:03]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:03]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:49]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [2:09]: | xd |
keyplayer [2:02]: | gg |
keyplayer [1:57]: | they selfkill on full |
keyplayer [1:57]: | both |
kApotiZmAlibu. [1:45]: | GG |
[1:44]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:42 (original: 10:27) |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | me2 in axis |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | who cares |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | i saw that:) and i smiled |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy! |
EgOdErko [Countdown]: | oh thank you |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | PauSe. |
[11:56]: | ChilAxiZmAlibu.called a vote. |
[11:55]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | lol |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | hehe |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | nice fairplay |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | ye |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy! |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | nice fairplay coz he joined spec |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | le rup |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | still dont understand |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | :XD |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | what cheaters do in this new league |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | GoOdLuCk & HaveFun. |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | forfeit |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | i think |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | fairplay=reset if some1 is spec |
marijuana [Countdown]: | like radari |
marijuana [Countdown]: | nike |
marijuana [Countdown]: | ? |
Calvin Harris [Countdown]: | i make screen |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | hahahahahaha |
marijuana [Countdown]: | your friends |
marijuana [Countdown]: | :) |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | he was in warmup spec |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | you can't make forfeit |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | +1 |
[11:11]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:53]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:00]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[10:00]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
kApotiZmAlibu. [9:54]: | sure |
[9:45]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:30]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[9:27]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[9:20]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
Calvin Harris [9:05]: | gg |
[9:02]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[9:02]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | this map is not in that cg link, rait? |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:57 |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | jup |
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: | ur too |
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: | sorry |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | maps suply:adler |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | we dont take adler |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | we did |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | :C |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | le rup |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | but ur vote |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | ufo |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | so? |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | sorz |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | so gowno |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | u vote 2 maps |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | smieciu |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | haha |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | tails |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | you voted this map |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | go sleep kid |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | :D |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | :D |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | :D |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | :D |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | le rup |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | u just mad |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | xDDDD |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | say kapot |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | :XD |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | and base magic vidrestart |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | in madness |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | xD |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | :D |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | :D |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | :D |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | :D |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy! |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | lol |
keyplayer [Countdown]: | :D |
keyplayer [Countdown]: | :D |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | cancer retards |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | because you vidrestart |
marijuana [Countdown]: | w1lko still mad cus couldnt get out of spwan |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | xd |
marijuana [Countdown]: | in last offi |
marijuana [Countdown]: | gg |
keyplayer [2:52]: | hmm dont remeber this fact |
[2:13]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
keyplayer [2:09]: | i think you forget about times when you look at flag in limbo menu |
[2:05]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
marijuana [2:01]: | did you get tank on grush? |
marijuana [2:00]: | oh no |
marijuana [1:59]: | 10mins |
marijuana [1:58]: | =/ |
kApotiZmAlibu. [1:47]: | 3rd map is ufo |
keyplayer [1:39]: | dont think so |
kApotiZmAlibu. [1:06]: | yes |
kApotiZmAlibu. [0:57]: | scared as fuck |
EgOdErko [0:23]: | i dont know how to play ufo man xD |
kApotiZmAlibu. [0:19]: | dont care |
Calvin Harris [0:15]: | kapot |
Calvin Harris [0:13]: | stfu |
kApotiZmAlibu. [0:13]: | we dont know how to play supply and deli |
Calvin Harris [0:11]: | thats all |
EgOdErko [0:10]: | u rly want to win |
keyplayer [0:09]: | me 2 because i will out it in first try |
EgOdErko [0:03]: | if you wnat to play |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:57) |
EgOdErko [Intermission]: | with guy who doesnt know map |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | sure |
EgOdErko [Intermission]: | what you want yo play :) |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | play ufo |
keyplayer [Intermission]: | KAPOT STATS DOESN'T MATTER O/6 |
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: | xD |
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: | xD |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | almost agent |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | 007 |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | no |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | to bad |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | i think u dontknow |
marijuana [Countdown]: | too* |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | vote 2 maps |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | gg |
Calvin Harris [Countdown]: | ahahha |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | indeed |
[8:55]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:34]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
[6:57]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:02 |
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: | gg |
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: | skillorz |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | 2 maps :) |
marijuana [Intermission]: | xD |
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: | ye go to admin |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | we will |
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: | u will take |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | le rup |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | ufo |
marijuana [Warmup]: | skillorz he said |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | but in match maker |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | u take adler |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | why we didnt play adler then |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | le rup |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | ReAdy! |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | i will tell you one thing |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | le rup |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | xD |
marijuana [Warmup]: | you suck |
marijuana [Warmup]: | no need to tell |
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: | forfeit win |
marijuana [Warmup]: | me that |
marijuana [Warmup]: | rup |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | you didnt pick map at web side |
EgOdErko [Warmup]: | le rup |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | so fuck off |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | you stupid trash |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | xD |
Calvin Harris [Countdown]: | Skyline 2 |
marijuana [Countdown]: | you cant accept without picking a map |
marijuana [Countdown]: | stupid idiot |
marijuana [Countdown]: | xD |
keyplayer [Countdown]: | you can kiss my ass |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: | XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
[2:34]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:13]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
[1:42]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
kApotiZmAlibu. [0:17]: | gg |
kApotiZmAlibu. [0:12]: | ufo |
Calvin Harris [0:11]: | stfu |
[0:07]: | kApotiZmAlibu.called a vote. |
[0:06]: | Vote FAILED! (Change map to et_ufo_final) |
marijuana [0:05]: | gg w1lko and 2lows |
keyplayer [0:04]: | youre parents are ufo |
marijuana [0:04]: | :D |
keyplayer [0:03]: | i guess |
Calvin Harris [0:02]: | xD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:02) |
EgOdErko [Intermission]: | who tghe fuck |
EgOdErko [Intermission]: | are you xD |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | and you |
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: | who the fuck are you |
EgOdErko [Intermission]: | i didnt play this game for monthsd |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | chillax show |
keyplayer [Warmup]: | 1/11 |
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: | kurwa when i start |
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