Malibu vs we pwn you (4298 views)

nl kApot
nl base
be ChilAx
pl Riskk
pl w1lko
pl Egoderko
12.01.14 02:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth keyplayer 47 kills
Killing Spree keyplayer 6 frags without being killed
Accountant EgOdErko 111% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! EgOdErko 11 gibs
...and stay dead! kApotiZmAlibu. 37% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning keyplayer 38 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! marijuana 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer EgOdErko 176 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ChilAxiZmAlibu. 304 damage per frag
What objective? keyplayer 321 XP
Red Shirt marijuana 68 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? kApotiZmAlibu. 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore EgOdErko 192 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Calvin Harris 2 team kills
Gingerbread man Calvin Harris 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
EgOdErko111292413711001779896205760/06/233/205/419516856
Calvin Harris 67309395721228754455711310/02/035/254/31939635
keyplayer1043214745400161001772302160/04/038/282/121316167
er9192212713917126125550190064230/012/0106/2811/120014256
kApotiZmAlibu.3617919537001649687487180/00/418/341/326114129
ChilAxiZmAlibu.2720517624102458278444580/00/317/300/334313429
marijuana64290456892015837394731760/01/437/417/518613535
ma446748118320305519168254042520/01/472/418/526313728
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EgOdErko100108111140052793213400/04/07/70/0KKX/KD/KKKKDKD/D//DKKKD
Calvin Harris 701361420001823401794180/01/013/101/2/KTK/D/DK/KKDK//DKDDKDKD/DDKKK/KDKD
keyplayer941041617200730222390360/03/013/90/1D/D/KKKDDK/KK/D/DKDKDKDDK/K/KKKKK
er8834841486012081556318540/08/033/261/3
kApotiZmAlibu.386971830061668238700/00/47/70/1/KD//DKDDKK/K/KDD/DDDDDKD
ChilAxiZmAlibu.3158722100102230277600/00/17/110/0DK/DDKD/DD/D/DK//K/KK//DDK/DD
marijuana70851420400324202992900/00/311/143/0DDKKDD/KDKDDD/KDKKDKKDKDKKK/DDDKDD
ma4621228608001963188155900/00/825/323/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EgOdErko108781312100727591852400/01/110/42/1/KDKKKDXK/DK/K//K/KK/KDKKD
Calvin Harris 767013171019248017711130/01/011/72/1K//KKK/K/DKTDKD/K/D/K/KKDK/DKDD
keyplayer76861013000425222284180/00/09/91/0D/D/DD/KKKKDKDK/DKKDKDK
er87234364220120776159071710/02/130/205/2
kApotiZmAlibu.4470818300719852694180/00/08/100/1D/D/DKK/D//D/KDK/DDDKKDDKK
ChilAxiZmAlibu.1661318000819042502580/00/03/80/2//KDDK////DKDD/DDDD/D
marijuana50851122410620182565180/00/19/122/2K/DDKDDSKKDKDD/KD/DD/KDK/D/KDKDKD
ma3721622587102159077761940/00/120/302/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EgOdErko6024353002545661180/00/12/21/0KDDD/KK/
Calvin Harris 1003855000275971400/00/04/31/0DK/KDK/KDK
keyplayer166335310011415591360/00/02/20/0KKK/DDKK
er109951313400527191966540/00/18/72/0
kApotiZmAlibu.0504100032075900/00/00/40/0DDDD
ChilAxiZmAlibu.1002244110059290300/00/04/10/1SKDKDDKKD
marijuana66224600011054105700/01/03/30/1DKK/KDKDDD
ma554981421011966271900/01/07/80/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EgOdErko0364000022430180/01/05/21/0K//KKKKKDKD
Calvin Harris 1002744100383437500/00/04/10/0KK///KDK
keyplayer1003255100010938291080/00/04/51/0DDKKKKKDDD
er67951392005217012041260/01/013/82/0
kApotiZmAlibu.0100200010000/00/00/50/0/DDDDD
ChilAxiZmAlibu.281927100236390400/00/12/40/0D//DDKDKD
marijuana66406901021003112000/00/06/40/2SKDK/DDDDK/KKKD
ma316981811051366202400/00/18/130/2
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EgOdErko802745200088393100/00/03/31/2KDDDKDKKD
Calvin Harris 162516010345358900/00/01/20/0DSK///D
keyplayer501024000252368600/00/02/20/0/D/KDK
er496271521051859220600/00/06/71/2
kApotiZmAlibu.751434000156366800/00/02/21/1DK/KKDD
ChilAxiZmAlibu.332213100254040600/00/01/10/0//KD
marijuana10033550002110378500/00/04/31/0K/KDK/DKKD
ma696991210052206185900/00/07/62/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EgOdErko1501964100176662700/00/06/20/1KDKKK/DKDK
Calvin Harris 401325000367832800/00/02/20/0D/KK/D/
keyplayer300569300021442450180/01/08/10/0K/KKKDK/KKKK
er163881712100628861405180/01/016/50/1
kApotiZmAlibu.141117000143297900/00/01/60/0DDDK/DDD
ChilAxiZmAlibu.02308000219895300/00/10/50/0D/DDDDD/
marijuana8325561001775954680/00/04/51/0KKDDKDK/KDD
ma3259621100414052886680/00/15/161/0

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Player Chats
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: ReAdy!
Calvin Harris [Countdown]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:19]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
marijuana [11:10]: oh, calvin harris
marijuana [11:03]: this guy tried to tell me radarii is clean
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [10:56]: is that risk
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [10:55]: oh
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [10:54]: pff
[10:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
keyplayer [10:47]: oh its chilax
Calvin Harris [10:44]: ye
keyplayer [10:40]: banned player
keyplayer [10:40]: ?
keyplayer [10:37]: oh right
Calvin Harris [10:36]: hes clean
Calvin Harris [10:33]: :XD
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [10:32]: we know
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [10:31]: xd
[10:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:25]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
keyplayer [10:23]: nice youre smart ass
keyplayer [10:23]: here
kApotiZmAlibu. [10:22]: TRUE STORY SON
kApotiZmAlibu. [9:14]: AH JOH
[8:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:04]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: no time
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: we want to sleep
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: and you pause
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: gg
EgOdErko [4:04]: same
[4:04]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: i'm just quoting you
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: ...
EgOdErko [4:04]: no:P
EgOdErko [4:04]: we didnt say that
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: tye
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: ye
[4:04]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: you did
[4:04]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[4:04]: Axis team locked from spectators by ChilAxiZmAlibu.
[4:04]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
kApotiZmAlibu. [4:04]: 13 min for forfeit
kApotiZmAlibu. [4:04]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
kApotiZmAlibu. [4:04]: :D :D :D :D :D :D
[4:04]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
keyplayer [4:04]: who cares
keyplayer [4:04]: and?
[4:04]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [4:04]: nobody
EgOdErko [4:04]: :D
[4:04]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
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[4:04]: FIGHT!
[3:41]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:40]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:39]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:26]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
kApotiZmAlibu. [1:47]: gg
[1:32]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:27
EgOdErko [Warmup]: le rup
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: ReAdy!
EgOdErko [Warmup]: le rup
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: ReAdy!
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: by the way, who is egoderko :-)
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: wiaderko :D
EgOdErko [10:23]: and who are you? :XD
kApotiZmAlibu. [8:25]: :D :D :D :D :D :D
[7:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:03]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Calvin Harris [5:53]: gg
Calvin Harris [5:53]: base
marijuana [5:50]: ?
marijuana [5:47]: u just spwaned
Calvin Harris [5:45]: ye
marijuana [5:44]: ofc i time nade
marijuana [5:44]: xD
Calvin Harris [5:43]: ofc
Calvin Harris [5:42]: :XD
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [5:38]: that wh nade base, stop it xdddddddddddd
[4:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
marijuana [4:13]: :O)
[3:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:15]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [2:09]: xd
keyplayer [2:02]: gg
keyplayer [1:57]: they selfkill on full
keyplayer [1:57]: both
kApotiZmAlibu. [1:45]: GG
[1:44]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:42 (original: 10:27)
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: me2 in axis
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: who cares
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: i saw that:) and i smiled
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: ReAdy!
EgOdErko [Countdown]: oh thank you
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: PauSe.
[11:56]: ChilAxiZmAlibu.called a vote.
[11:55]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: lol
EgOdErko [Warmup]: hehe
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: nice fairplay
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: ye
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: ReAdy!
EgOdErko [Warmup]: nice fairplay coz he joined spec
EgOdErko [Warmup]: le rup
keyplayer [Warmup]: still dont understand
EgOdErko [Warmup]: :XD
keyplayer [Warmup]: what cheaters do in this new league
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: GoOdLuCk & HaveFun.
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: forfeit
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: i think
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: fairplay=reset if some1 is spec
marijuana [Countdown]: like radari
marijuana [Countdown]: nike
marijuana [Countdown]: ?
Calvin Harris [Countdown]: i make screen
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: hahahahahaha
marijuana [Countdown]: your friends
marijuana [Countdown]: :)
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: he was in warmup spec
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: you can't make forfeit
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: +1
[11:11]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:00]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:00]: Door Controls have been constructed.
kApotiZmAlibu. [9:54]: sure
[9:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Calvin Harris [9:05]: gg
[9:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:02]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: this map is not in that cg link, rait?
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:57
kApotiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: jup
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: ur too
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: sorry
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: maps suply:adler
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: we dont take adler
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: we did
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: :C
EgOdErko [Warmup]: le rup
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: but ur vote
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: ufo
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: so?
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: sorz
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: so gowno
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: u vote 2 maps
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: smieciu
EgOdErko [Warmup]: haha
keyplayer [Warmup]: tails
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: you voted this map
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: go sleep kid
keyplayer [Warmup]: :D
keyplayer [Warmup]: :D
keyplayer [Warmup]: :D
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: :D
EgOdErko [Warmup]: le rup
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: u just mad
EgOdErko [Warmup]: xDDDD
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: say kapot
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: :XD
keyplayer [Warmup]: and base magic vidrestart
keyplayer [Warmup]: in madness
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: xD
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: :D
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: :D
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: :D
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: :D
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: ReAdy!
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: lol
keyplayer [Countdown]: :D
keyplayer [Countdown]: :D
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: cancer retards
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: because you vidrestart
marijuana [Countdown]: w1lko still mad cus couldnt get out of spwan
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: xd
marijuana [Countdown]: in last offi
marijuana [Countdown]: gg
keyplayer [2:52]: hmm dont remeber this fact
[2:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
keyplayer [2:09]: i think you forget about times when you look at flag in limbo menu
[2:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
marijuana [2:01]: did you get tank on grush?
marijuana [2:00]: oh no
marijuana [1:59]: 10mins
marijuana [1:58]: =/
kApotiZmAlibu. [1:47]: 3rd map is ufo
keyplayer [1:39]: dont think so
kApotiZmAlibu. [1:06]: yes
kApotiZmAlibu. [0:57]: scared as fuck
EgOdErko [0:23]: i dont know how to play ufo man xD
kApotiZmAlibu. [0:19]: dont care
Calvin Harris [0:15]: kapot
Calvin Harris [0:13]: stfu
kApotiZmAlibu. [0:13]: we dont know how to play supply and deli
Calvin Harris [0:11]: thats all
EgOdErko [0:10]: u rly want to win
keyplayer [0:09]: me 2 because i will out it in first try
EgOdErko [0:03]: if you wnat to play
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:57)
EgOdErko [Intermission]: with guy who doesnt know map
kApotiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: sure
EgOdErko [Intermission]: what you want yo play :)
kApotiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: play ufo
keyplayer [Intermission]: KAPOT STATS DOESN'T MATTER O/6
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: xD
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: xD
keyplayer [Warmup]: almost agent
keyplayer [Warmup]: 007
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: no
keyplayer [Warmup]: to bad
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: i think u dontknow
marijuana [Countdown]: too*
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: vote 2 maps
kApotiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: gg
Calvin Harris [Countdown]: ahahha
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: indeed
[8:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:34]: The Service Door has been breached!
[6:57]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:02
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: gg
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: skillorz
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: 2 maps :)
marijuana [Intermission]: xD
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: ye go to admin
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: we will
Calvin Harris [Intermission]: u will take
EgOdErko [Warmup]: le rup
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: ufo
marijuana [Warmup]: skillorz he said
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: but in match maker
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: u take adler
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: why we didnt play adler then
EgOdErko [Warmup]: le rup
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: ReAdy!
keyplayer [Warmup]: i will tell you one thing
EgOdErko [Warmup]: le rup
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: xD
marijuana [Warmup]: you suck
marijuana [Warmup]: no need to tell
kApotiZmAlibu. [Warmup]: forfeit win
marijuana [Warmup]: me that
marijuana [Warmup]: rup
keyplayer [Warmup]: you didnt pick map at web side
EgOdErko [Warmup]: le rup
keyplayer [Warmup]: so fuck off
keyplayer [Warmup]: you stupid trash
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: xD
Calvin Harris [Countdown]: Skyline 2
marijuana [Countdown]: you cant accept without picking a map
marijuana [Countdown]: stupid idiot
marijuana [Countdown]: xD
keyplayer [Countdown]: you can kiss my ass
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Countdown]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[2:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:13]: The Main Door has been breached!
[1:42]: The Service Door has been breached!
kApotiZmAlibu. [0:17]: gg
kApotiZmAlibu. [0:12]: ufo
Calvin Harris [0:11]: stfu
[0:07]: kApotiZmAlibu.called a vote.
[0:06]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to et_ufo_final)
marijuana [0:05]: gg w1lko and 2lows
keyplayer [0:04]: youre parents are ufo
marijuana [0:04]: :D
keyplayer [0:03]: i guess
Calvin Harris [0:02]: xD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:02)
EgOdErko [Intermission]: who tghe fuck
EgOdErko [Intermission]: are you xD
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: and you
ChilAxiZmAlibu. [Intermission]: who the fuck are you
EgOdErko [Intermission]: i didnt play this game for monthsd
keyplayer [Warmup]: chillax show
keyplayer [Warmup]: 1/11
Calvin Harris [Warmup]: kurwa when i start

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