empyrean Gaming #euF vs Happy Tree Friends (2734 views)

12.01.14 17:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth BASE 48 kills
Killing Spree kAuby EMPYREAN 5 frags without being killed
Accountant ZPaR 133% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! BASE 12 gibs
...and stay dead! empyreaN/Arms 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning DARADIO -_- 40 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! BASE 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer DARADIO -_- 106 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! empyreaN/Arms 226 damage per frag
What objective? freak 314 XP
Red Shirt empyreaN/kazzam 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? BASE 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ZPaR 230 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut kAuby EMPYREAN 2 team kills
Gingerbread man BASE 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
kAuby EMPYREAN61260376140210757484431280/04/335/470/220513855
empyreaN/kazzam4930135707218686589132690/02/528/506/619612449
empyreaN/Arms893054043102212743967132990/01/026/313/118614935
empyreaN6386611217421453021878240696960/07/089/319/119613746
DARADIO -_-111253403660114575047852200/00/140/221/014413344
freak9431445487001186547122720/04/539/291/419214845
BASE772784860122120943370691250/02/039/338/5197114411
ZPaR1337586100316511385180/01/07/20/120623132
BASE9392014115026224825488203614350/07/0125/210/118515746
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kAuby EMPYREAN40881025101526043782500/00/011/190/1DKK/D//KDDDDTDDDDDK/KKDDKDDKDDK/DDDK
empyreaN/kazzam25708320202236336241650/00/26/232/4DDK/DDDDDDDDKDDDKDX/DDDDDKDDDDDDSKKSKDKDD
empyreaN/Arms64126914001319262785960/01/09/120/0DDDDK/KDDDXTDKK/DKKDDK/KK
empyreaN432842771122106893101913110/01/226/542/5
DARADIO -_-13313420155017331523741840/00/020/91/0K/KDKX/KD/TKKK/KK/KK/KKDKKDK/KKDDDKKD
freak1461081913300429892435720/01/017/81/2KK/DKDKKKXKK/KKDKDKKD/KKDKK/DDKKD
BASE100942020711938872084710/00/017/94/1KD/TKKK//KKDKK/KDKK/KK/KDDKDD/KK/KD/DSKKD
BASE12633659481512201019168933270/01/054/266/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kAuby EMPYREAN1126998000118991400360/02/17/60/1KDDDKKDKKKKKDKX/DD
empyreaN/kazzam100379920118541527100/00/110/50/1KDDDKK/KKDDDKKDTKKD
empyreaN/Arms2146715750132387472880/00/04/40/1DDD//KKKT/XD
empyreaN14217333247025514033991340/02/221/150/3
DARADIO -_-6604600030000/00/04/30/0D//DK/KKDK
freak77497920021689118300/01/25/50/0K/K/KDDDKDKKDKDD
BASE5750814110215661639360/01/04/113/0KDKK/KK/DDDDDDDDDSKDKK
BASE67991929310732552822360/02/213/193/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kAuby EMPYREAN821031417301230713261420/02/113/140/0KDKDKDKDDKKDDTDKDDDDKK/KDKDKK/DK
empyreaN/kazzam47124102140032023225800/00/07/183/1/DDKDKDKDDDDKKKKDXDDKDDDDD/DDK/K
empyreaN/Arms100811313320319842479540/00/011/92/0DKDKK/DK/DKDDSKKSKKDDK/KDKK
empyreaN7630837511021870787998960/02/131/415/1
DARADIO -_-1061191615100424352411360/00/116/100/0KKDDKDKKDK/D/DK/KKDK/DKKKDKKKDD
freak61104111810042483241800/00/111/110/2DDDDDKKDKKDKDKDK/K/KDKD/K/DDD
BASE78811519200730802249180/01/013/91/3K/K/KK/KDK/DK/KDKKDDDKDKDKK/K/DDDD
BASE8230442524001579987078540/01/240/301/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kAuby EMPYREAN36041100020000/00/14/80/0/DKKDDDDKDDK/DD
empyreaN/kazzam1007088100216251504940/02/25/41/0KKKKDKKDDK//KDDD
empyreaN/Arms33313920031142977610/00/02/61/0K/DD/DKD/DDK
empyreaN5610115283007276724811550/02/311/182/0
freak100538810011493108600/02/26/50/0DDKDDKDKK/DDKKKK
BASE7153572002900109700/00/05/40/1DKD/DKK/KDDK
ZPaR1337586100316511385180/01/07/20/1DKKK/K/KKDKK/D
BASE1011812121400640443568180/03/218/110/2

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Player Chats
empyreaN/kazzam [Countdown]: fun
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:03]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:25]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:25]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:41]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
BASE [2:29]: :D
[2:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:23]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:23]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:37
[Countdown]: Axis team locked from spectators by empyreaN/kazzam
[Countdown]: Allies team unlocked by BASE
empyreaN/kazzam [10:12]: join=
[10:09]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
empyreaN/kazzam [10:09]: ...
[10:09]: :o) jerk disconnected
[10:09]: :o) jerk connected
[10:09]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[10:09]: Axis team locked by empyreaN/kazzam
[10:09]: :o) jerk disconnected
[10:09]: jerkie connected
[10:09]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[10:09]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: im tired enough ! hurry
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: dat connection
[10:09]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: gameboy?
DARADIO -_- [10:09]: "awaiting gamestate"
[10:09]: jerkie disconnected
[10:09]: jerkie connected
[10:09]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
empyreaN/kazzam [10:09]: restart et
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: how does the train?
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: noob noob!
[10:09]: jerkie disconnected
[10:09]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[10:09]: jerkie connected
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[10:09]: jerkie disconnected
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: tictoctictoctictoctictoc
[10:09]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
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empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: hoert sich an wie ein alter lantz ..schoen 2takt motor
[10:09]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: O,o
[10:09]: jerkie connected
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: dein moped hört sich so an
[10:09]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: is klar
[10:09]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
[10:09]: jerkie disconnected
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DARADIO -_- [10:09]: he can't connect for some reason
DARADIO -_- [10:09]: :>
[10:09]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
DARADIO -_- [10:09]: nubnub
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: reboot :D
DARADIO -_- [10:09]: xD
[10:09]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: 18 visitors AMAZING
[10:09]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: hi chris schatzihasi <3
[10:09]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[10:09]: FIGHT!
[10:09]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[10:09]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: moonwalk kauby
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: Yiihaaaa smooooth criminal
[10:09]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: ERS ERS ERS ERS ERS !
[10:09]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: wenn du ne frau wärst, würd ich dich schwängern wollen :)
[10:09]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
empyreaN/Arms [10:08]: aber nur wenn er eine waere!
[10:09]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: leider issers ja nich....adoptieren wir uns eins und nennen das ding dnan kauby? :D
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: issers xD
[10:09]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: iss ers ;D ja nich schlecht that armageddon
[10:09]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: fail!
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: argg!!
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: mit doppel g
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: du nase
[10:09]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: achso
[10:08]: the goat connected
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: o
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:08]: armagggedddonnn
empyreaN/Arms [10:08]: !
[10:09]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: freak?
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:08]: omg a freak!
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: fuck
empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: we are fucked
kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: RUN
[10:09]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
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empyreaN/kazzam [10:09]: my teammates think they ate a clown this morning
[10:09]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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empyreaN/Arms [10:09]: freak..when doy ou spawn?
[10:09]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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kAuby EMPYREAN [10:09]: waaait waaaaaaaaait waaaaaaaaaaaaaait you motherfucker!!! we challenge uu tooo a rockooofff!!!! *sing*
[10:09]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[10:09]: FIGHT!
[9:53]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[9:53]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:51]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:51]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:16]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:13]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
empyreaN/kazzam [6:09]: :D
[5:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:40]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:40]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:56 (original: 10:37)
kAuby EMPYREAN [Intermission]: :D
[10:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:07]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:25]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:50]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
BASE [7:49]: :D
[7:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:44]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:24]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:48]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:08]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:57]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
freak [1:42]: haha
[1:39]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:20
empyreaN/kazzam [Intermission]: u thought u were a ninja running up the stairs or what?
kAuby EMPYREAN [Intermission]: :D
kAuby EMPYREAN [Warmup]: shadow warrior
[9:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:04]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
empyreaN/kazzam [7:06]: sec
[7:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[7:06]: FIGHT!
[5:53]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
kAuby EMPYREAN [5:45]: gg wp
[4:53]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
ZPaR [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: kAuby EMPYREAN disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:26 (original: 10:20)
[Intermission]: ZPaR disconnected
[Intermission]: freak disconnected
empyreaN/kazzam [Intermission]: ggwpbb
[Intermission]: empyreaN/kazzam disconnected
[Intermission]: empyreaN/Arms disconnected

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