robertdonkeys vs 30 seconds to MARS (2891 views)

fi froxe
fi vokki
de s1LENT
ro Damon
us NaZtY
nl GiZmOoO
12.01.14 20:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth GiZmOoO FROM MARS 68 kills
Killing Spree GiZmOoO FROM MARS 11 frags without being killed
Accountant GiZmOoO FROM MARS 158% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 30 gibs
...and stay dead! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning GiZmOoO FROM MARS 58 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! donkey froxe 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Damon FROM MARS 145 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! NaZtY FROM MARS 331 damage per frag
What objective? GiZmOoO FROM MARS 462 XP
Red Shirt tmonkey jrkko 69 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? tmonkey jrkko 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore GiZmOoO FROM MARS 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut monkey.s1lent 2 team kills
Gingerbread man NaZtY FROM MARS 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
donkey froxe48283285791115683480741941/02/118/418/224413926
tmonkey jrkko3522324694011161419133880/03/421/481/7256132311
monkey.s1lent6125538626027870598091230/04/133/473/722915834
onkey487619018819143321680270164051/09/172/4712/724314337
Damon FROM MARS10219850491400155950540700/10/447/273/311911058
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1554626843301012112337210180/04/358/246/4165164114
NaZtY FROM MARS8430636428111670355860640/01/130/206/419513664
FROM MARS1139661541345221432421818477820/05/1135/2015/416013775
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
donkey froxe66686910121454175980/01/14/82/1D/DK/KKDKDXDKKXXTDD
tmonkey jrkko100559910111443198910/02/18/50/3/KKKDKKDDKDKDKKTXDDD
monkey.s1lent6139813102218471979870/00/08/92/2DKD/KKDDK/KDKDTKDDTDDKD
onkey761622331304547445727960/03/220/224/6
Damon FROM MARS615481370032055194400/00/18/90/0KK/KKDDD/DDD/KDKDDKDK
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1451001611210032059145200/01/111/64/1DKDDDKK/DKDDKKKK/KKKD/KKKKK
NaZtY FROM MARS25642800031613134800/00/02/40/1/D/DKDDDK/
FROM MARS772182632280095727474400/01/221/194/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
donkey froxe4642613200417001472700/00/05/91/0/DDDK/D/D/KDKKDDDKK
tmonkey jrkko6281152002491175900/00/21/80/3DDD/DD/DDDDKDDDD
monkey.s1lent424761410011639216700/01/15/100/2KDDKDDDKD/KDKDDDKDDD
onkey311171342500738305398700/01/311/271/5
Damon FROM MARS1506012820021743161000/00/110/52/1KDXK/KDKD/KKDKDKDKKKK
GiZmOoO FROM MARS45011618430012580119000/03/015/20/1KKKKKKKKKKKDKKKKDKKKD/
NaZtY FROM MARS553159101510751030640/00/02/44/0KKT///K/D/KDDKD
FROM MARS2182073521601853983830640/03/127/116/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
donkey froxe40101922500524573227381/00/04/164/1DK/DDDDKKD/DDDDKK/DDDKK/DD/DDKK
tmonkey jrkko31951032100630913410690/01/18/241/1DD/DDDDD/DDK/DKDDDKDDKD/KDKDDD//KDDKDDKDKD
monkey.s1lent851211720400235283570180/03/013/161/2DKDDKKDKDKKDKDKKDDK/DDK/DKDDKDDKKKDDK
onkey5231736741000139076102071251/04/125/566/4
Damon FROM MARS1000181800080000/10/217/51/2KKKKK/DDK/KDKKDKD/DKKKD/K/K/DDKKK//D
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1051502120200641413328180/00/120/121/1KKDKK/KDKKDKKDDD/KK/KKDKDKD/KDKDDKK/K/KDD
NaZtY FROM MARS115124221950073268254500/01/119/82/3/KDKKKKKKDDK/KDKDK/KDKKK/KDDKK/K/KDD/DKKD
FROM MARS10727461577002174095873180/11/456/254/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
donkey froxe5372713110412231616780/01/05/81/0KKDDDDDKK//K/DKSDK/D
tmonkey jrkko3045413000211161975180/00/04/110/0KDDDDD/DKDKK/DDDD
monkey.s1lent4648715000216912093180/00/07/120/1DKDKK/DDDK/DDKKDDKDDDD
onkey4316518411108403056841140/01/016/311/1
Damon FROM MARS12084121050022152185300/00/012/80/0KK/KDDKKKDKDDKDDDKKK/K
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1629613841022453124000/00/112/41/1DDKD/KKKKKKKDD/KKKDKKS
NaZtY FROM MARS11687762101107993700/00/07/40/0KDS/KKKDKDKDK
FROM MARS1332673224112055684403000/00/131/161/1

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Player Chats
donkey froxe [Countdown]: tho u were in hurry
donkey froxe [Countdown]: to play aniky !
donkey froxe [Countdown]: hf
NaZtY FROM MARS [Countdown]: ?
[11:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:43]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:40]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:49]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:49]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:28]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:12]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
tmonkey jrkko [6:49]: froxe so bad omg
[6:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
tmonkey jrkko [6:48]: :S:S:S
[6:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
monkey.s1lent [6:16]: :D
monkey.s1lent [6:16]: :D
monkey.s1lent [6:16]: :D
monkey.s1lent [6:16]: :D
monkey.s1lent [6:16]: :D
monkey.s1lent [6:16]: :D
monkey.s1lent [6:15]: :D
[6:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:00]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:59
[2:04]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[1:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[0:58]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:58]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[0:55]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
monkey.s1lent [0:08]: :D
Damon FROM MARS [0:03]: xd
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:59)
donkey froxe [Intermission]: gizmo carry
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: no shit
donkey froxe [Intermission]: why so upset
[11:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:30]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:11]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:06]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
donkey froxe [3:41]: wat
donkey froxe [3:36]: 25 bullets miss :D
Damon FROM MARS [3:33]: :D
Damon FROM MARS [3:33]: :D
Damon FROM MARS [3:33]: :D
[3:07]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:30]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
Damon FROM MARS [1:20]: G3G3
monkey.s1lent [0:25]: :(
Damon FROM MARS [0:21]: G3G3
[0:10]: Damon FROM MARS disconnected
donkey froxe [0:08]: what
donkey froxe [0:05]: we can still defend
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
donkey froxe [Intermission]: and we have every right for 3-1
donkey froxe [Intermission]: either u play or forfeit
donkey froxe [Intermission]: u choose
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: 'its 3-1 if they want, idc'
donkey froxe [Warmup]: get damon back
donkey froxe [Warmup]: nope
donkey froxe [Warmup]: either u play
donkey froxe [Warmup]: and try set score
monkey.s1lent [Warmup]: LOL
donkey froxe [Warmup]: or we win by forfeit
donkey froxe [Warmup]: it doesnt work like that
donkey froxe [Warmup]: game is over when 4 rounds have been played
donkey froxe [Warmup]: so get him back
tmonkey jrkko [Warmup]: he is too busy searching new offi
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: he is comign back
donkey froxe [Warmup]: nerding offis 24/7
donkey froxe [Warmup]: not knowing the rules
donkey froxe [Warmup]: seems fair
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: first offi today gg
monkey.s1lent [Warmup]: First game today gg
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: ye first game as well
[11:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
donkey froxe [11:58]: sec
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [11:58]: :DD
[11:58]: Damon FROM MARScalled a vote.
[11:58]: Vote cancelled
[11:58]: Damon FROM MARScalled a vote.
[11:58]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:58]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:58]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:58]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:58]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:58]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [11:58]: dat pause
[11:58]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:58]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:58]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:58]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
monkey.s1lent [11:58]: mad
[11:58]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:58]: FIGHT!
monkey.s1lent [11:56]: :(
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [11:52]: very
monkey.s1lent [11:49]: :(
[11:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:07]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:19]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
monkey.s1lent [10:03]: :D
monkey.s1lent [10:02]: :D
monkey.s1lent [10:02]: :D
monkey.s1lent [10:02]: :D
monkey.s1lent [10:02]: :D
monkey.s1lent [10:02]: :D
monkey.s1lent [9:41]: :D
monkey.s1lent [9:41]: :D
[9:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:25]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Damon FROM MARS [8:30]: omfg
Damon FROM MARS [8:26]: that guy gave me cancer
monkey.s1lent [7:38]: .dd SO BAD
[6:45]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:14]: Axis have returned the objective!
monkey.s1lent [6:05]: :D
[5:41]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:42]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
donkey froxe [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:17 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: donkey froxe disconnected
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: Damon FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: NaZtY FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: monkey.s1lent disconnected
[Intermission]: GiZmOoO FROM MARS disconnected

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