meet your masters vs Alpha Males (2274 views)

fr kazim
ca monkey
fr sMiRZz
fi Purska
fi FatCat
fi naku
17.01.14 01:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth MYM ^KGARDENIA 58 kills
Killing Spree Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT 7 frags without being killed
Accountant MYM ^KGARDENIA 87% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! aMales'Purska<3 12 gibs
...and stay dead! aMales'Purska<3 22% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT 58 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! aMales'Purska<3 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT 146 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! aMales'Purska<3 232 damage per frag
What objective? mym.smz 415 XP
Red Shirt mym.smz 87 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? aMales'Purska<3 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT 164 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ 2 team kills
Gingerbread man aMales'Purska<3 37 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
MYM ^KGARDENIA8435658677212111991105584100/02/153/384/620715346
mym.smz6041553877112411576118691300/01/451/492/921813537
mym.kazim62345487810012410016118091680/08/140/511/220915157
mym68111615923224336933583342367080/011/1144/517/221114647
aMales'Purska<36536955851201371199510142970/03/541/4010/3218119310
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT683765074901219854120333140/02/358/481/419716376
ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ52312458482223936291202610/01/338/558/220810659
AMALE61105715024329248131211312956720/06/3137/5519/220812958
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MYM ^KGARDENIA779717224001039253144540/00/116/91/2/KK/K//KDDDDDDK/DK/KKDDKD/KKD/K/KK/KDKK
mym.smz8312320241006378536371040/00/119/121/5K/KKDKKDDKDK/DKDDDKKDKK/KK/KDKDDK/KK/DDDDKDD
mym.kazim77831722400828153458180/04/012/141/0D/KDKDKDDDKK/KKDK//D//DK/KKKKD/DKKKKDDD
mym7930354689002410525102391760/04/247/353/7
aMales'Purska<3721221825401838863460430/01/015/163/1KDDKDK/KDDKK/DKK/DD/K/KK/DD/KKDDKDKDDKTDDKK/
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT4510311243005281637901400/01/110/180/0DDKDDK/DDD/KD/DDKDDDDKKDDDK/KKD/KDK
ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ4612215325201235373275260/00/311/144/2DD/D/K/KKKKKDDK/K/K///D//DSKK/D/DKDDDXDDDDSKKDKD
AMALE54347448112212510239105252090/02/436/487/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MYM ^KGARDENIA577711191114247832991700/02/09/131/2D/S/KXKDKDKDDDDT/DKKDDDDK/KDKDKK
mym.smz41118122931172943357780/01/211/181/1KDDSKDKTDDDD/D/KKDDKK/DDDDK/KDDDD//KDKD/DK
mym.kazim36101925200729663772540/02/07/180/1DKDKD/DKD/DDKDKD/X/DDKD//DDDK/DKDDK
mym452963273622188387106482320/05/227/492/4
aMales'Purska<3591051322300143169186100/01/311/41/1K/KD//D/KKK/D/KDK/KK/DKD//KK///DK/D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT1261432419100938883240800/01/222/71/2K/KKX/DKDKKK/K/KDK/KDKKKDKKKK/K/KKDK/K/DDKDD
ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ8011516203016359132861530/00/014/143/0DK/K/DT/DD/KKDKKDD/KKDKKDDK/DKDDKKKKD
AMALE883635361701291064883872330/02/547/255/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MYM ^KGARDENIA788311142002246623151500/00/010/101/2KDDKDDK/K/DKKDKDDKDKDDKDK
mym.smz47791021200524372862180/00/110/130/3DK/D/DDDK/DXDK/DDDDDKK/KDKDDKDKK
mym.kazim5063918301317632363960/00/110/130/1KKD/DDDDTK/DKKKDKDDKDKD/DDDD
mym58225305370110666675402640/00/230/361/6
aMales'Purska<3100851717400828171967540/01/010/96/0DKKDK/KKDKKDKD/DK/K/K/KKDDK/KK/K/D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT125991512500424892140940/00/015/70/2DKKDK/K/KXDDKKKKKKK/DDDK/KKD
ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ64751117001422342559820/01/010/131/0KD/KKK/KDKDDTDDDKDDKDK/KDKD/D
AMALE96259434690116754066662300/02/035/297/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MYM ^KGARDENIA158991912010531221800360/00/018/61/0KDKKKDK/KKKDKDDK//KSKKK/KKDK/KK
mym.smz8495111310062411179300/00/011/60/0KD/KDKDKDKK/K/KDK//DK/KD
mym.kazim10098131310062472221600/02/011/60/0DDK/KKDK/DK/K/K/K/KKKKKDDD
mym11429243382101780055809360/02/040/181/0
aMales'Purska<3335772110072123285400/00/25/110/1KK///DKK/DDKDKD/DD/DDDDKDD/D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT0310190013661286300/00/011/160/0DDDDTDKKD//KDKDDKDDD/DDKKKDKKD
ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ20031500010000/00/03/140/0KKDDDXDKDDDDDDDD/D
AMALE18881055101112784571700/00/219/410/1

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Player Chats
aMales'Purska<3 [Countdown]: gg
aMales'Purska<3 [Countdown]: wtf?
[Countdown]: mYm. kaZIM connected
MYM ^KGARDENIA [Countdown]: ;D
[Countdown]: Axis team unlocked by mym.smz
ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ [Countdown]: hyväää pelii,
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [Countdown]: FORGOT MY WH
mym.smz [11:48]: :!dd
[11:08]: Iris pseudacorus connected
[9:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
MYM ^KGARDENIA [8:21]: kazim thinks he can shoot with medpack
[7:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:22]: The Allied Truck is in position!
mym.smz [2:12]: ± AMEN ±
mym.smz [1:02]: FUCK
[0:47]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:46]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:33]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: ETPlayer connected
aMales'Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
mym.smz [10:58]: xd
mym.kazim [10:55]: <:Oj
[6:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
MYM ^KGARDENIA [4:11]: WITH ARTILLERY WITH ARTILLERY WITH ARTILLERY
[4:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:45]: #C.daNjii disconnected
mym.smz [2:51]: nice wh
mym.smz [2:50]: guys
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [2:33]: bSTURZ.fUCHS: WAT
[2:13]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[1:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:22]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:55]: The Allies have activated the crane!
mym.smz [0:44]: gg
[0:42]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
MYM ^KGARDENIA [0:25]: ;D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[11:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:26]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [9:34]: :----D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [9:34]: :----D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [9:34]: :----D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [9:34]: :----D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [9:33]: :----D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [9:33]: :----D
[9:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:23]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:23]: Door Controls have been constructed.
MYM ^KGARDENIA [8:04]: ;D
[7:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
mym.smz [7:29]: YE
mym.smz [7:29]: S
aMales'Purska<3 [7:07]: WTF
aMales'Purska<3 [7:03]: WTFWTWRWTWTFW
[7:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:45]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:34]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:18]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:11]: KPKP#rEEtyy:XD disconnected
[5:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [5:35]: WAT
[5:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
aMales'Purska<3 [5:34]: WTF
ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ [5:30]: ?
aMales'Purska<3 [5:30]: WHERE'S THE OBJ? :D
ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ [5:29]: :D
MYM ^KGARDENIA [5:28]: XD
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [5:27]: :----D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [5:27]: :----D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [5:27]: :----D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [5:27]: :----D
aMales'Purska<3 [5:26]: HAHHA A:dD
MYM ^KGARDENIA [5:21]: next lvl shiut
aMales'Purska<3 [5:10]: iu got obj at there?
[5:08]: Axis have returned the objective!
[5:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
aMales'Purska<3 [5:03]: hahah :D
[4:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
mym.smz [4:36]: stfu
[4:31]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:56]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:27]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:32
aMales'Purska<3 [Warmup]: Rup<3
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [Warmup]: demonic frenchies
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [Warmup]: 6666
mym.smz [Countdown]: stfu
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [Countdown]: BOOHOOOO :'(
MYM ^KGARDENIA [Countdown]: all planned
aMales'Purska<3 [Countdown]: :D
MYM ^KGARDENIA [Countdown]: :D
mym.smz [Countdown]: with your purska
mym.smz [8:29]: 100 percent w
mym.smz [8:29]: h
aMales'Purska<3 [8:27]: ...
mym.smz [8:01]: you know exactlt
mym.smz [7:58]: where i fal
aMales'Purska<3 [7:49]: SPEAK BETTER
[7:48]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
aMales'Purska<3 [7:47]: :)
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [7:46]: Maby becouse ur stupid as fuck
[5:38]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:38]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ [5:36]: Kakkonen on ykkonen
aMales'Purska<3 [5:35]: HUH
[5:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
mym.smz [4:02]: nice h
mym.smz [4:01]: wh
mym.smz [4:00]: aswell
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [3:56]: what the fuck
mym.smz [3:47]: liked your preshoot
[3:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [3:31]: ISNT IT FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT UR COMING THERE
[3:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
mkks [3:18]: no, its wh xD
[2:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:53]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
mym.smz [0:34]: XDD
mym.smz [0:33]: nice
[0:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
mym.kazim [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:32)
mym.smz [Intermission]: SUCK IT
[Intermission]: aMales'Purska<3 disconnected
mym.smz [Intermission]: PIECE OF SHIT
[Intermission]: mym.kazim disconnected
MYM ^KGARDENIA [Intermission]: :D
mkks [Intermission]: :DDDDd
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [Intermission]: :----D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [Intermission]: :----D
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [Intermission]: :----D
[Intermission]: mym.smz disconnected
Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT [Intermission]: :----D
[Intermission]: Amale.FAASFtgTcaaASDGFT disconnected
[Intermission]: mkks disconnected
[Intermission]: ALPHAMALE-nkauWsjQ disconnected
MYM ^KGARDENIA [Warmup]: ;D

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