eXecutors vs 30 seconds to MARS (2817 views)

pl Arnold
fi LORDI
si m1tja
ro Damon
nl GiZmOoO
fr yokoo
17.01.14 23:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth EXE lrd #rekt 75 kills
Killing Spree GiZmOoO FROM MARS 6 frags without being killed
Accountant Damon FROM MARS 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 22 gibs
...and stay dead! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning EXE lrd #rekt 65 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer EXE lrd #rekt 184 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING 313 damage per frag
What objective? Damon FROM MARS 552 XP
Red Shirt EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING 100 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Damon FROM MARS 187 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut EXE SW1RUZ ULTRADRUNK 4 team kills
Gingerbread man yokoo FROM MARS 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING3129631100800218603137372500/11/327/693/827813748
EXE SW1RUZ ULTRADRUNK80486658117042014545129325380/04/657/478/822416036
EXE lrd #rekt9647875784012013702132382410/08/265/513/818317037
EXE 661260171259290561368503990710290/013/2149/5114/822815637
Damon FROM MARS96552676917121613289129661970/04/360/435/719818546
GiZmOoO FROM MARS72529648722212112825126353490/03/449/6313/220014267
yokoo FROM MARS83484678118032813793112491891/05/758/436/520613946
FROM MARS83156519823757366539907368507351/012/7167/4324/520115556
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING398211283001422982848720/00/110/121/1/KDDK/KD/KDDK/KDDDD//K/D//K/DDDK/K//K/D
EXE SW1RUZ ULTRADRUNK8112918223011135952702750/02/116/91/1/KKKDK//TDKDKD/K/K/KK/KDKK/DKKDK/DK/DDK/D
EXE lrd #rekt100104191900083310252900/02/017/100/2K/K/KKDKKKXKDK/KDDK/DKK/KDKKK/DDD/DDK/K
EXE 73315486960133920380791470/04/243/312/4
Damon FROM MARS509881620132445300310/01/08/130/0D/TDDDDDKK/DDDDK/KKDKKDKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS5994132231032411304100/01/19/193/0DDDKSKXDD/KDKKDKKDKKDD/DDDKDKD/KDDDDK
yokoo FROM MARS751271520200432233159180/00/315/120/1DKDDKDDDK//KDKKDKKDDK/DDKDKDKDK/KKD
FROM MARS6131936587111080799203190/02/432/443/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING434871640011948260000/00/15/132/1D/DDKDDKKDDDKDKDKDDDKDD
EXE SW1RUZ ULTRADRUNK111108109601023691842460/01/18/82/0KDKDKDDKDTDKKDKDKKDK
EXE lrd #rekt110111111020042355231400/02/18/51/1K/K//KDDKK/XDKDKDKDKKK
EXE 8826728351201566726756460/03/321/265/2
Damon FROM MARS130112171340053102270300/02/115/60/1KDD/KKKK/DKKK/KDKDK/K/DKDKKKKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS3372618300719832357860/00/05/101/1/D/K/D/DKD/KDDK/DDDDK/KD
yokoo FROM MARS4660715200616711612360/01/26/50/2/K/DK/DKDK/DKK/K/DDDDD
FROM MARS70244304690018675666721220/03/326/211/4
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING142921410018962417180/00/12/120/0DD/DKDDDKDDDDDDD
EXE SW1RUZ ULTRADRUNK47688170004291625851820/00/27/91/2DD/K/KKDKD/K/KDDKDDDDDDKD
EXE lrd #rekt6361121910052342280800/03/19/120/1DDKDK/DDD/DKK/KDKDKDK/DKKDDDKK/
EXE 41158225020010615478102000/03/418/331/3
Damon FROM MARS92941213310324072272760/00/210/62/1KKKDDD/DDKKDDKKKDK/K/KSKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1301041310400323192129360/02/011/70/0KKKDDKDKK/D/KKD/KKKKDKD
yokoo FROM MARS888615175001130841753180/02/112/51/0KK//KDK/KK/K/K/KK/K/KD/KDDD/K/KD
FROM MARS1032844040121017781061541300/04/333/183/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING4533511000112721963360/01/04/100/1DDKDDKKKKDDD/DDXD
EXE SW1RUZ ULTRADRUNK110541110001219991803220/01/09/62/2DKDKDKK/KDDKD/KKKDKTKD
EXE lrd #rekt1005877000112051453360/00/07/60/0KDKDDDKKDKKD/K
EXE 851452328001444765219940/02/020/222/3
Damon FROM MARS16286138400118511760180/00/012/51/2KKDKKKDK/DKKKKDDDKKDK
GiZmOoO FROM MARS35665140014143114551190/00/13/103/0KD/K/DDKDDDXDT/D/KDKD
yokoo FROM MARS757068201219371261600/00/17/50/1D/TDKKXKKDKD/KDD
FROM MARS9122224306027521944761970/00/222/204/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING1676212000356414351060/00/02/60/3/DKD//KDDDDDDD
EXE SW1RUZ ULTRADRUNK816391130011659195200/00/18/81/1KDKKDK/DKKKDDKDDKDDD
EXE lrd #rekt1076214131002188220551160/01/011/112/0KKKDK/KDDKKK/KDDKKDKKDDDKDD
EXE 6820125364006410554422220/01/121/253/4
Damon FROM MARS77877930021361111500/01/05/51/2DK/DDDDKDDKKK/KK
GiZmOoO FROM MARS73108111541032335154900/00/29/102/1/KDDDKDDD/KDKXDDKDKDKK/KDKKS
yokoo FROM MARS15091128401217461441380/01/011/61/0DKKKDKDD/TKKKKD/KKDKK
FROM MARS10028630321111754424105380/02/225/214/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING2128419000116252474180/10/04/160/2DDDDDDDDKDDDKDDKXDDKDDD/
EXE SW1RUZ ULTRADRUNK75649125012200720482130/00/19/71/2KD/DKDKDKDDKKDKKDDKD/T
EXE lrd #rekt120821210001026082079890/00/013/70/4KDKDKDKDDDKKDTKDKKDKDKKX
EXE 7217425415023624066013200/10/126/301/8
Damon FROM MARS1007510101012212321131020/00/010/81/1K/KKDKKDTK/KXDDDKDDKKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS200851688001234621041080/00/012/74/0KKKDDK/KKKDDKKKKKKDDKKKD
yokoo FROM MARS92501213301321322023191/01/07/104/1DDKK/K/KK/DXKTDDKDKKDKDDKKD
FROM MARS131210383112026660162402291/01/029/259/2

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Player Chats
EXE lrd #rekt [Countdown]: i know ur 17 or 18
EXE lrd #rekt [Countdown]: :D
yokoo FROM MARS [Countdown]: wtf man
[11:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [11:00]: xD
[10:59]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
EXE lrd #rekt [10:58]: :D
[9:00]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[7:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [7:21]: KANKER
[5:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [5:28]: soz4ownage
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [5:26]: xD
EXE lrd #rekt [5:26]: soz4ownage
[5:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
EXE lrd #rekt [4:32]: :D
EXE lrd #rekt [2:22]: xd
[1:53]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
EXE lrd #rekt [1:26]: xd
EXE lrd #rekt [1:22]: how can u be so french
[0:13]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: are u upset??? (:
EXE lrd #rekt [Warmup]: m1tja you piece of shit mofo,go suck your dad low kanker! - Yuluan
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Warmup]: xD
EXE lrd #rekt [Warmup]: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Warmup]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Warmup]: mad niggas are mad
EXE lrd #rekt [Warmup]: are u upset??? (:
EXE lrd #rekt [Warmup]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
EXE lrd #rekt [Warmup]: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EXE lrd #rekt [Countdown]: soz4ownage
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Countdown]: shoutout Yulyan hope u enjoying
EXE lrd #rekt [Countdown]: *>
EXE lrd #rekt [11:58]: (:
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [11:57]: soz4ownage
EXE lrd #rekt [11:56]: soz4ownage
[11:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [11:17]: really
[11:17]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
EXE lrd #rekt [11:11]: :D
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [10:23]: ŽD
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [10:14]: you came in like a wrecking ball
EXE lrd #rekt [10:08]: :D
EXE lrd #rekt [9:36]: :D
yokoo FROM MARS [8:18]: THE VENT
yokoo FROM MARS [8:17]: XD
EXE lrd #rekt [8:16]: :D
[7:51]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[7:27]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[7:16]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
EXE lrd #rekt [7:15]: :D
EXE lrd #rekt [7:15]: :D
EXE lrd #rekt [7:13]: lucky
EXE lrd #rekt [6:40]: :D
EXE lrd #rekt [6:08]: xD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [5:22]: xDD
[4:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
EXE lrd #rekt [4:43]: :D
[4:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
EXE SW1RUZ ULTRADRUNK [3:53]: xd
EXE lrd #rekt [3:18]: :D
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [2:33]: K
EXE lrd #rekt [1:36]: soz4ownage
[1:35]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
EXE lrd #rekt [1:35]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:25 (original: 12:00)
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: gg
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: that luck
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: gg
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: skill lol
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Intermission]: you had luck before
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: u were lucky to hold objs for so long (:
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Intermission]: we could make it in 4 mins
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: no phase was
EXE lrd #rekt [Warmup]: many times
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Warmup]: no lordi was
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: lordi?
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: lol man
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: lordi who cares about u man?
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: ur just a sad little cunt
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: stfu
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Warmup]: swap for faster offi goin to bed soon
EXE lrd #rekt [Warmup]: ofc i am
EXE lrd #rekt [Warmup]: got muscles damon?
EXE lrd #rekt [Countdown]: :D
EXE lrd #rekt [Countdown]: lets compare our squat numbers you weak shit
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Countdown]: damon still virgin gg
EXE lrd #rekt [11:58]: gl hf
EXE lrd #rekt [11:57]: are u upset??? (:
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:12]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:49]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:49]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [9:39]: :d
[9:38]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [9:36]: HAD NO BAR
[9:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [9:27]: so wht
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [9:24]: not taking a full risk
[8:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:12]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:55]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [7:52]: nice hox
[7:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
EXE lrd #rekt [7:06]: lol
[7:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
EXE lrd #rekt [6:04]: soz4ownage
[5:53]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:51]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
EXE lrd #rekt [4:09]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
[3:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:12]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:12]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:47
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: gg
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: mitja mvp again
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Intermission]: GG my dmg sick
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: with 2 kills
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: l4z of 2014
[8:03]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[7:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:33]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
EXE lrd #rekt [5:53]: lol
[5:52]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:52]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
EXE lrd #rekt [5:30]: :D
[5:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
EXE lrd #rekt [5:13]: >D
[5:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:45]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
EXE lrd #rekt [3:55]: soz4ownage
[3:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:13]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:13]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:33 (original: 8:47)
yokoo FROM MARS [Intermission]: gg
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: XD
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: G3G3
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Intermission]: tails
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: fucking it up lalalala
Damon FROM MARS [Countdown]: HF
Damon FROM MARS [Countdown]: gl
EXE lrd #rekt [Countdown]: u got this
EXE lrd #rekt [Countdown]: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Countdown]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Countdown]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Countdown]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EXE lrd #rekt [Countdown]: soz4ownage
[11:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:36]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:26]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
EXE lrd #rekt [8:18]: :D
[8:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:08]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
EXE lrd #rekt [7:55]: :D
EXE lrd #rekt [7:45]: >D homo
[7:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:14]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
EXE lrd #rekt [6:59]: wat
[6:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:39]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[6:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
EXE lrd #rekt [6:16]: :D
[6:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
EXE lrd #rekt [6:01]: this is gg
[5:08]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:51
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: mitja 2 kills again
EXE lrd #rekt [Intermission]: mvp
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: mitja got this
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Warmup]: best eng and best xp
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Warmup]: so
EXE lrd #rekt [Warmup]: :D
EXE lrd #rekt [Warmup]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Warmup]: was doing aloen obj
EXE lrd #rekt [Countdown]: you have to kill people in defence mitja (:
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [Countdown]: (:
EXE lrd #rekt [4:35]: :-c
EXE lrd #rekt [3:22]: :D
Damon FROM MARS [3:17]: kanker
EXE lrd #rekt [3:15]: :D
Damon FROM MARS [3:09]: xD
Damon FROM MARS [3:06]: :D
Damon FROM MARS [3:06]: :D
Damon FROM MARS [3:05]: :D
EXE lrd #rekt [3:03]: fucking nades
EXE SW1RUZ ULTRADRUNK [2:45]: u guys realized that m1tja almost won offi vs u ? XD
yokoo FROM MARS [2:36]: almost?
EXE M1TJA FRIDAYGAMING [2:35]: fag
yokoo FROM MARS [2:33]: u picked ufo man
EXE lrd #rekt [2:23]: so
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [2:08]: well ufo isnt really a balanced map
EXE lrd #rekt [2:04]: XD
Damon FROM MARS [1:39]: THAT NADE
EXE lrd #rekt [1:36]: yes its unfair towards those players who lack the ability to think (:
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [1:26]: u serious lordi
EXE lrd #rekt [1:10]: no, but its good map and only reason u dislike it is because ur not good in it
EXE lrd #rekt [0:22]: :D
Damon FROM MARS [0:04]: g3g3
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:51)
[Intermission]: Damon FROM MARS disconnected
yokoo FROM MARS [Intermission]: gg bb
[Intermission]: EXE lrd #rekt disconnected
yokoo FROM MARS [Intermission]: shoutout riva
[Intermission]: yokoo FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: GiZmOoO FROM MARS disconnected

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